for one week only...

[HIM]

i love steve.

[Not Right in the Head]

i love steve.

I thought you were going to say that you love everything Moz has done since his return from the wilderness!

[HIM]

I thought you were going to say that you love everything Moz has done since his return from the wilderness!

no, that isn't possible.

[Jukebox Jury]

i love steve.

Him.
Is this the first thread you have ever started?:eek:

Jukebox Jury

[hatfull]

no, that isn't possible.
even after another couple of beers?

[girlunafraid]

Him.
Is this the first thread you have ever started?:eek:

Jukebox Jury

yeah it's not difficult to boost your post count by posting drivel, and useless information for others, is it?

[HIM]

Him.
Is this the first thread you have ever started?:eek:

Jukebox Jury

nope, i also tried this (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=79758).

[Kewpie]

i love steve.


Steve McQueen? :p

[hatfull]

nope, i also tried this (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=79758).
you really are a very good hubby :D

[Kewpie]

Him.
Is this the first thread you have ever started?:eek:

Jukebox Jury


You can find all the threads HIM posted clicking his user name. ;)

[girlunafraid]

you really are a very good hubby :D

you have my sympathies. Sounds like a thoroughly foul person! :D

[HIM]

i've joined 'mozwa'.

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

i've joined 'mozwa'.

just for the week?

[Kewpie]

i've joined 'mozwa'.


Haha, be careful they're much tougher than Solo. :p

[HIM]

Haha, be careful they're much tougher than Solo. :p

i've heard that. i'm trying to get banned, 'cause i'm bored and it's after midnight on a saturday night and i'm crazy. (i have had a thread congratulating me on 10 posts, though.)

how are you kewpie?

[Kewpie]

i've heard that. i'm trying to get banned, 'cause i'm bored and it's after midnight on a saturday night and i'm crazy. (i have had a thread congratulating me on 10 posts, though.)

how are you kewpie?


*cough*

One of the mods of Mozwa is Karin's friend, you should show some respect to them although its admin seems not very enthusiastic to update latest info.

I'm not too bad, thanks.

Why don't you watch Carry on Camping on BBC 1? :p

[Not Right in the Head]

(i have had a thread congratulating me on 10 posts, though.)

Which, if it's not too boorish of me to point out, you started. :)

[troubleluvsme]

Which, if it's not too boorish of me to point out, you started. :)


I was just thinking that!!! It was pretty funny though!

[troubleluvsme]

Is the "mystery Steve" perhaps Steven Patrick?

I know he dislikes it and all, he even told me so :horny:

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

Is the "mystery Steve" perhaps Steven Patrick?

I know he dislikes it and all, he even told me so :horny:

who is Steven Patrick?

i joke you. good guess.

[troubleluvsme]

who is Steven Patrick?

i joke you. good guess.


Why thank you very much.

[oscillate wildly]

i've heard that. i'm trying to get banned, 'cause i'm bored and it's after midnight on a saturday night and i'm crazy. (i have had a thread congratulating me on 10 posts, though.)



hahahahahaahahahaha.

but we all are forgetting one of the favourite Steves. and his little friend Blue.
http://www.sonic.net/mnitepub/pccafe/reviews/bluetreasurehunt/thinking.jpg

[ruthless_compassion]

but we all are forgetting one of the favourite Steves. and his little friend Blue.

soccer mommies love that steve

[Corrissey]

hahahahahaahahahaha.

but we all are forgetting one of the favourite Steves. and his little friend Blue.
http://www.sonic.net/mnitepub/pccafe/reviews/bluetreasurehunt/thinking.jpg

LOL! I love him -and the show. Bowbowbow!! Steve totally rules over Joe :D


soccer mommies love that steve

And I'm not a soccer Mom :p

[prue4ever]

you're gunna love me for a week, HIM?

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

hahahahahaahahahaha.

but we all are forgetting one of the favourite Steves. and his little friend Blue.
http://www.sonic.net/mnitepub/pccafe/reviews/bluetreasurehunt/thinking.jpg
You know, when you haven't seen a presentable adult male in several years and you're trapped in a house full of babies and you're getting desperate, this Steve can look pretty good. And he's so damn good with kids! That is always a plus.

I miss him now he's gone. Joe is a schmoe, no comparison at all.

This Steve is also a musician (http://www.steveswebpage.com/), but he's not a patch on Our Steven (http://www.morrisseymusic.com). :cool:

[vicarinatutugal]

http://foreverill.com/gallery/data/media/26/kissingtypewriter.jpg

[hatfull]

Is the "mystery Steve" perhaps Steven Patrick?

I know he dislikes it and all, he even told me so :horny:
yeah, he prefers Stevo, which is how we normally refer to him at HIM-full towers :)

[hatfull]

i've heard that. i'm trying to get banned, 'cause i'm bored and it's after midnight on a saturday night and i'm crazy. (i have had a thread congratulating me on 10 posts, though.)

how are you kewpie?
I think I might join you! I say, we start our ow off topic section, and see what happens :D

[HIM]

yeah it's not difficult to boost your post count by posting drivel, and useless information for others, is it?

cheese

love

HIM


Which, if it's not too boorish of me to point out, you started. :)

i love steve. i'd go further say you're a vile oaf, notrightinthehead.


Is the "mystery Steve" perhaps Steven Patrick?

there is only one steve.


http://foreverill.com/gallery/data/media/26/kissingtypewriter.jpg

frinktastic, vicarinatutugal! *swoons*


I think I might join you! I say, we start our ow off topic section, and see what happens :D

it's crazy, over there. good morning, dear xxx

[hatfull]

cheese

love

HIM



i love steve. i'd go further say you're a vile oaf, notrightinthehead.



there is only one steve.



frinktastic, vicarinatutugal! *swoons*



it's crazy, over there. good morning, dear xxx
Is it? hello you xxxx

[HIM]

further to the above (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=753328&postcount=17):


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Date the ban will be lifted: Never


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:51 PM.



so, really, i'm an outlaw 'n' stuff.

[hatfull]

further to the above (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=753328&postcount=17):


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so, really, i'm an outlaw 'n' stuff.
well done darling! *applauds* I might try and beat your time (12 hours?) later on!

[girlunafraid]

good stuff.

[Jukebox Jury]

You can find all the threads HIM posted clicking his user name. ;)

Kewpie
Thanks, but I've been watching paint dry this morning, it was far more interesting:D

Jukebox Jury

[HIM]

I've been watching paint dry this morning, it was far more interesting:D

Jukebox Jury



http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif

[girlunafraid]

That is so unfair. they can't do that it's a free country, we are british and we have free speech!

Yes, it was fair, he was acting like a twat again.

Ho hum!

[vicarinatutugal]

further to the above (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=753328&postcount=17):


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Date the ban will be lifted: Never


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so, really, i'm an outlaw 'n' stuff.

ah well it was good while it lasted, seriously what an unfriendly, boring place! :mad: Are you cross it took so long? :p

[hatfull]

ah well it was good while it lasted, seriously what an unfriendly, boring place! :mad: Are you cross it took so long? :p
I'm going to try and beat it! But, i mean, not even giving a reason for the banning...outragous :)

[the judge]

I would like to do the same (getting banned at MoZwa) but I love my username. They need a judge.
hmmm, could create a new one.

[Morrissey the 23rd]

I'm going to try and beat it! But, i mean, not even giving a reason for the banning...outragous :)

Some sites give reasons for sanctions. That doesn't always make them any less outrageous.

[hatfull]

Some sites give reasons for sanctions. That doesn't always make them any less outrageous.
I just thought it was funny :)

[Jukebox Jury]

I would like to do the same (getting banned at MoZwa) but I love my username. They need a judge.


... and a jury too:cool:

Jukebox Jury

[snapyou]

... and a jury too:cool:

Jukebox Jury

Looks like they've got at least 12 Angry Men already :)

[hatfull]

i knew there was a reason i never buy beef sausages. it's because they're not nice. however, on sunday, whilst shambling around tesco, i saw some beef sausages and i thought, "oh, beef sausages! i haven't had beef sausages in years; i'll get some of those." so, after what had turned out to be a shite monday, at work, i was quite looking forward to my tea. i started to get concerned when i smelt them cooking. i didn't like it. i had to open a window. in january. it got worse when i started to eat them. i'd made four, but i only ate two. i threw the last two in the bin. i even had to brush my teeth afterwards. so, now i'm wondering whether i just don't like beef sausages, or do i love steve too much :confused:.
darling, you just don't like beef sausages :)

[nugz]

I would like to do the same (getting banned at MoZwa) but I love my username. They need a judge.
hmmm, could create a new one.

boggy and i got bored and tried to get banned from Mozwa last night. we didnt try hard enough apparently. :cool:

[girlunafraid]

boggy and i got bored and tried to get banned from Mozwa last night. we didnt try hard enough apparently. :cool:

try posting your mobile phone number, or a photo of some chicken nuggets, should do the trick :horny:

[Alcoholic Afternoons]

i knew there was a reason i never buy beef sausages. it's because they're not nice. however, on sunday, whilst shambling around tesco, i saw some beef sausages and i thought, "oh, beef sausages! i haven't had beef sausages in years; i'll get some of those." so, after what had turned out to be a shite monday, at work, i was quite looking forward to my tea. i started to get concerned when i smelt them cooking. i didn't like it. i had to open a window. in january. it got worse when i started to eat them. i'd made four, but i only ate two. i threw the last two in the bin. i even had to brush my teeth afterwards. so, now i'm wondering whether i just don't like beef sausages, or do i love steve too much :confused:.

So how's this loving Steve thing going? Do you feel you've improved as a person, or are you looking forward to the end of this little experiment? Do you find yourself humming "You Have Killed Me" to yourself as you work? Have you caught yourself telling Hattie how frinky she is?

Also, is it my imagination or are there more emoticons than there used to be?

Finally, and perhaps most importantly, pork sausages are better.

[Hellie]

i knew there was a reason i never buy beef sausages. it's because they're not nice. however, on sunday, whilst shambling around tesco, i saw some beef sausages and i thought, "oh, beef sausages! i haven't had beef sausages in years; i'll get some of those." so, after what had turned out to be a shite monday, at work, i was quite looking forward to my tea. i started to get concerned when i smelt them cooking. i didn't like it. i had to open a window. in january. it got worse when i started to eat them. i'd made four, but i only ate two. i threw the last two in the bin. i even had to brush my teeth afterwards. so, now i'm wondering whether i just don't like beef sausages, or do i love steve too much :confused:.


I've actually near pissed myself with laughter reading this.

It is indeed a divine sign that the Moz on high wants you to quit the flesh.

Nasty icky beef sausages. :sick:You should try some "Dalepak" courgette and tomato ones.they are yum.:D

[HIM]

So how's this loving Steve thing going? Do you feel you've improved as a person, or are you looking forward to the end of this little experiment? Do you find yourself humming "You Have Killed Me" to yourself as you work? Have you caught yourself telling Hattie how frinky she is?

Also, is it my imagination or are there more emoticons than there used to be?

Finally, and perhaps most importantly, pork sausages are better.

yes, i'm finding hattie distinctly frinkalicious, at the moment. i fully expect that, by saturday, i'll be verbalising that feeling without flinching.

i'm quite relaxed about it, really. i think it's working for me. this morning, i put a basket on the front of my bike.

yes, there are. how do you feel about that?

i agree with you about the pork sausages thing; they've always been my favourite. on saturday, i experimented with chicken sausages but it was all a bit too modern & exotic, for me. i'll finish the pack, but i don't think i'll buy any more.

also, i've noticed you hadn't been here for a time, alcoholic afternoons. i hope you're well.

[Alcoholic Afternoons]

yes, i'm finding hattie distinctly frinkalicious, at the moment. i fully expect that, by saturday, i'll be verbalising that feeling without flinching.

i'm quite relaxed about it, really. i think it's working for me. this morning, i put a basket on the front of my bike.

yes, there are. how do you feel about that?

i agree with you about the pork sausages thing; they've always been my favourite. on saturday, i experimented with chicken sausages but it was all a bit too modern & exotic, for me. i'll finish the pack, but i don't think i'll buy any more.

also, i've noticed you hadn't been here for a time, alcoholic afternoons. i hope you're well.

I'm pleased to hear about the basket on the bike. I think that will make a difference to you and others you meet.

I'm not sure how I feel about the emoticons. I'm not sure why the crying person has a red face, for example, and the "sick" one just looks odd. I'm not sure what the guitar one is meant to convey (perhaps - "rock on dude"?) and the horny one just looks a bit mangled, and I wasn't sure what it was until I placed my cursor over it and it was kind enough to tell me. (I just clicked "more" and found some weird additional options, which I'll have to consider further.)

I've been away for a while, as I had things to do and to sort out and this place became more of an impediment than a side amusement. Things are well on the way to being completed and sorted and I'm ready for additonal side amusements. In short, good sir, I'm well, thank you for conveying your hope in that regard.

I had chicken sausage last night, in a pasta dish with a nice wine. It was yummy and the chickenness of it (as opposed to the beefness or porkness of others) never really entered my mind. I'd have it again.

[Corrissey]

Glad to hear you're well, Alchy. We missed you around here. Nobody to complain about all the new emoticons :D I personally like the mangled, horny one :horny:

[nugz]

try posting your mobile phone number, or a photo of some chicken nuggets, should do the trick :horny:

posting my phone number could possibly be the worst idea ever. posting my ex's number however.......muahahaha...:eek::D


oh and actually making my avatar some kind of meat product did cross my mind.

[Corrissey]

oh and actually making my avatar some kind of meat product did cross my mind.

poop is a meat...'by-product' :p

[nugz]

poop is a meat...'by-product' :p

hahaha. tis true! :p

[Alcoholic Afternoons]

Glad to hear you're well, Alchy. We missed you around here. Nobody to complain about all the new emoticons :D I personally like the mangled, horny one :horny:

Thanks, I'm fairly pleased to be well. I always would be, I just had to identify what was wrong and do something about it, which I've done.

The horny one just looks like there's a smudge on it. It doesn't really convey "horny' to me.

Really, though, we should be talking about HIM's love of Steve on this thread, don't you think?

No? Me either.

[hatfull]

It is a Vegetarian sausage!

It is quite shit that one, isn't it!


But HIM does that every waking moment of his day!
more so when he's drunk at 4 am :D (I deserve a medal, i do)

[hatfull]

yes, i'm finding hattie distinctly frinkalicious, at the moment. i fully expect that, by saturday, i'll be verbalising that feeling without flinching.

i'm quite relaxed about it, really. i think it's working for me. this morning, i put a basket on the front of my bike.

yes, there are. how do you feel about that?

i agree with you about the pork sausages thing; they've always been my favourite. on saturday, i experimented with chicken sausages but it was all a bit too modern & exotic, for me. i'll finish the pack, but i don't think i'll buy any more.

also, i've noticed you hadn't been here for a time, alcoholic afternoons. i hope you're well.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, frinkalicous hubby too :D :horny:

[vicarinatutugal]

http://img108.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2008/01/24/7bf1dbf3902867fc49517d3d3fe12ec8.gif (http://www.sparklee.com)
http://img108.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2008/01/24/785af4f66455878de3436a197a05694c.gif (http://www.sparklee.com)

(yes I am bored actually)

[oscillate wildly]

http://img108.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2008/01/24/7bf1dbf3902867fc49517d3d3fe12ec8.gif (http://www.sparklee.com)
http://img108.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2008/01/24/785af4f66455878de3436a197a05694c.gif (http://www.sparklee.com)

(yes I am bored actually)

http://www.glittermaker.com/temp-images/2/682/glitter-baby-120113424742732.gif
:p:p

[vicarinatutugal]

not anymore, i don't: this love affair has come to an unexpectedly abrupt end. arsehole.

morrissey - shite songs, awful hair, can't play gigs. i don't know what i ever saw in him. fuckin' pansy.

I thought we would get that.. normal service to resume then?
:(

[HIM]

http://img108.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2008/01/26/708ddd4479aaaebcf3bd0fe9995d7601.gif (http://www.sparklee.com)

[vicarinatutugal]

In a word, yes. :tears:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r108/lilmacgil/More%20Smileys/love%20and%20hugs/smiley_consoling.gif

[vivabob]

i gave up on this did we ever find out who steve was ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38192000/jpg/_38192729_steve_wright_150.jpg

[Alcoholic Afternoons]

not anymore, i don't: this love affair has come to an unexpectedly abrupt end. arsehole.

morrissey - shite songs, awful hair, can't play gigs. i don't know what i ever saw in him. fuckin' pansy.

Welcome back.

[vicarinatutugal]

can I ask how your feelings are running at the moment HIM regarding the S word?
:p

[iamkali62]

It's so unfortunate that Morrissey's first name is Steve because my detested older half brother is named Steve. I'm glad Morrissey chose to use his surname, or I'd always associate the name Steve with my asshole brother. :mad:

[Not Right in the Head]

*bump*

[Corrissey]

*bump*

What were we talking about here?

[Not Right in the Head]

What were we talking about here?

HIM secretly loves Morrissey.

[Corrissey]

HIM secretly loves Morrissey.

oh...that secret. :rolleyes:

[Kewpie]

What were we talking about here?


I wonder what will happen if I merge

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=90921

+

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=90923

http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/evilgrin0029.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

[Corrissey]

I wonder what will happen if I merge

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=90921

+

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=90923

http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/evilgrin0029.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

= :guitar: loooooool!!! Kewpie, your mod powers never cease to amaze me... :pray: :D

and so it 'tis...Steve gets brushed aside....cuz

HIM LOVES BUZETTA, BUZETTA LOVES HIM!!