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MuteWitness616
January 3, 2008, 08:02 PM
What song do you think is the one that includes the most homosexual thoughts.


I personally think , Reel Around The Fountain¨.

When he says, You can pin and mount me.

What do you think? and why?

Skinner
January 3, 2008, 08:13 PM
And I'm lying here wide to receive........

THANK YOU!!!!!

Not Right in the Head
January 3, 2008, 08:17 PM
THANK YOU!!!!!

Haha, quoted him before he deleted!

Nobody quoted mine, so I'll re-post it:

Dear God Please Peg Me

nugz
January 3, 2008, 08:20 PM
Haha, quoted him before he deleted!

Nobody quoted mine, so I'll re-post it:

Dear God Please Peg Me

HAHA. :D

both are super gay, i agree.

laughing_anne
January 3, 2008, 08:20 PM
Haha, quoted him before he deleted!

Nobody quoted mine, so I'll re-post it:

Dear God Please Peg Me

I was going to but then I thought I was hearing voices. Or rather reading voices, which is more worrying.

Anyhow, real classy. Well done... :rolleyes:

nugz
January 3, 2008, 08:22 PM
I was going to but then I thought I was hearing voices. Or rather reading voices, which is more worrying.

Anyhow, real classy. Well done... :rolleyes:

i knew it was only going to be a matter of minutes before someone was gonna get all uppity about this thread. :rolleyes:

Skinner
January 3, 2008, 08:23 PM
I was going to but then I thought I was hearing voices. Or rather reading voices, which is more worrying.

Anyhow, real classy. Well done... :rolleyes:

What I meant was, what kind of answer do you expect to a question like this one?


i knew it was only going to be a matter of minutes before someone was gonna get all uppity about this thread. :rolleyes:

Ditto. Also how many eye rolling icons can we include in this thread...? Lets find out....:rolleyes:

laughing_anne
January 3, 2008, 08:24 PM
i knew it was only going to be a matter of minutes before someone was gonna get all uppity about this thread. :rolleyes:

Not my intention although the smilies can be confusing..

MuteWitness616
January 3, 2008, 08:27 PM
Not my intention although the smilies can be confusing..

yeah they can

snapyou
January 3, 2008, 08:27 PM
Without doubt Trouble Loves Me,a tale of an aging queen:

"Still running round
On the flesh rampage
- at your age !
Go to Soho, oh
Go to waste in
The wrong arms "

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 08:28 PM
THANK YOU!!!!!
HAHA! I was rethinking that post...damnit!
LOLZ

Haha, quoted him before he deleted!

HAHA...great :rolleyes:



Ditto. Also how many eye rolling icons can we include in this thread...? Lets find out....:rolleyes:
whatever:rolleyes:

--------
But seriously, "I'm lying here wide to receive almost anything you care to give" is pretty f'n gay.

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 08:29 PM
Streeeetch Out and....Wait :eek:

MuteWitness616
January 3, 2008, 08:34 PM
Streeeetch Out and....Wait :eek:

how how how?? huh huh?

Skinner
January 3, 2008, 08:35 PM
Streeeetch Out and....Wait :eek:

:eek: Indeed! haha!!!

Also :rolleyes:

Also, I thought we were supposed to be working? haha!

Not Right in the Head
January 3, 2008, 08:35 PM
Why is this in off-topic?

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 08:36 PM
:eek: Indeed! haha!!!

Also :rolleyes:

Also, I thought we were supposed to be working? haha!

Um....I guess we'll just have to start tomorrow :rolleyes:
I mean...at this point the day's almost done. :rolleyes: HAHA!

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 08:37 PM
how how how?? huh huh?

Same concept as lying there wide to receive...only you gotta wait for the :eek:!!!! :rolleyes: HAHAHA!

nugz
January 3, 2008, 08:41 PM
Not my intention although the smilies can be confusing..

sorry if i misinterpreted you, but usually the eyeroll only means one thing. ive figured out if you want it to be a "i'm really just joking" eyeroll, you must include the stick-out tongue smiley or the "wink" smiley.

example: laughing anne, you are such a bitch. :rolleyes::p;)

Depeche609
January 3, 2008, 08:42 PM
Hairdresser on Fire...come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.......

snapyou
January 3, 2008, 08:44 PM
Why is this in off-topic?

Can you imagine what would happen if it wasn't DOUBLE :eek:

and wars would follow in a pretty short time

MuteWitness616
January 3, 2008, 08:45 PM
Why is this in off-topic?

it was in general discussion but it is no anymore.
i wonder.

Depeche609
January 3, 2008, 08:46 PM
Hairdresser on Fire...come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.......

No seriously...Hairdresser on Fire is pretty gay, but if we are going for sincerety in lyrics it would be Dear God Please Help Me.

That's his coming out song..(to me)... Am I reading into the song wrong?

laughing_anne
January 3, 2008, 08:48 PM
example: laughing anne, you are such a bitch. :rolleyes::p

Who are you calling a bitch?:mad:
:confused:
Oh, I see..
Just too lazy to use multiple smilies I guess. Oh, well...

mell
January 3, 2008, 08:48 PM
What song do you think is the one that includes the most homosexual thoughts.


Who cares...he's straight, goddamnit!!! :rolleyes:...:p:D;)

EPbabe
January 3, 2008, 08:50 PM
Without doubt Trouble Loves Me,a tale of an aging queen:

"Still running round
On the flesh rampage
- at your age !
Go to Soho, oh
Go to waste in
The wrong arms "


How very dare you! :eek: That's my fav song! And why, oh why could it not be about ANY ageing man? Or woman?

EPbabe
January 3, 2008, 08:51 PM
He knows (and it's one of his worst songs too...musically, lyrically)

nugz
January 3, 2008, 08:52 PM
Who are you calling a bitch?:mad:
:confused:
Oh, I see..
Just too lazy to use multiple smilies I guess. Oh, well...

no, i was kidding!! see? you realize i was kidding, right? hmmph. :(

nugz
January 3, 2008, 08:53 PM
Who cares...he's straight, goddamnit!!! :rolleyes:...:p:D;)

now THAT's how you use multiple smilies. see...Mell get's it! (I'd use a smiley or two *here*, but it won't let me...*rolls eyes*)

Skinner
January 3, 2008, 08:54 PM
Who are you calling a bitch?
Oh, I see..
Just too lazy to use multiple smilies I guess. Oh, well...


Who cares...he's straight, goddamnit!!!


How very dare you! That's my fav song! And why, oh why could it not be about ANY ageing man? Or woman?


This thread is getting ugly already!!!! I love it!!! hahaha!!!

p.s. mell...I hope you're joking.

Also I think that Handsom Devil (Smiths era I know) should count for something...

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 08:54 PM
no, i was kidding!! see? you realize i was kidding, right? hmmph.

Good going. :rolleyes:
HAHA...the fine art of the multiple smiley is lost on some people. ;):D:rolleyes:

EPbabe
January 3, 2008, 08:56 PM
Also I think that Handsom Devil (Smiths era I know) should count for something...

I was thinking along the same line, but the "mammary glands" part always confuses me.... :p

nugz
January 3, 2008, 08:57 PM
I was thinking along the same line, but the "mammary glands" part always confuses me.... :p

maybe the guy's got man boobies? :eek:

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 08:58 PM
Also I think that Handsom Devil (Smiths era I know) should count for something...

Who will swallow whom? HAHAHA!

And let's not forget...the sun shines out of our behinds. :rolleyes:

Skinner
January 3, 2008, 09:00 PM
Who will swallow whom? HAHAHA!

And let's not forget...the sun shines out of our behinds. :rolleyes:

Yes! Once again, THANK YOU!

p.s. its 4pm :D

EPbabe
January 3, 2008, 09:00 PM
But seriously, "I'm lying here wide to receive almost anything you care to give" is pretty f'n gay.

NO. Why could I for example not be lying there wide to receive? :p And I'm a gal.


Streeeetch Out and....Wait :eek:

Again. NO. It could be both ways. Works for both sides.:D For me it's about the excitement and anticipation you feel when you make love to someone for the first time.

laughing_anne
January 3, 2008, 09:01 PM
HAHA...the fine art of the multiple smiley is lost on some people.

And the annotated version to follow... *Deep sigh*

Who are you calling a bitch? :mad: (fake anger)
:confused: (fake confusion)
Oh, I see... ("Getting it")
Just to lazy to use multiple smilies I guess (directed at myself)

Can we now drop the subject?

p.s. had to delete esheh195's smilies cos this post only allows 4

MuteWitness616
January 3, 2008, 09:02 PM
No seriously...Hairdresser on Fire is pretty gay, but if we are going for sincerety in lyrics it would be Dear God Please Help Me.

That's his coming out song..(to me)... Am I reading into the song wrong?

how tell us. and give us examples.

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 09:03 PM
NO. Why could I for example not be lying there wide to receive? :p And I'm a gal.



Again. NO. It could be both ways. Works for both sides.:D For me it's about the excitement and anticipation you feel when you make love to someone for the first time.

So, how about 'I Can Have Both'? :p:D

EPbabe
January 3, 2008, 09:03 PM
maybe the guy's got man boobies? :eek:

Oh yes, certain guys have them. Some guys are bigger than others...


Who will swallow whom? HAHAHA!

And let's not forget...the sun shines out of our behinds. :rolleyes:

YES and YES, I can't deny those.... :o

nugz
January 3, 2008, 09:03 PM
And the annotated version to follow... *Deep sigh*

Who are you calling a bitch? :mad: (fake anger)
:confused: (fake confusion)
Oh, I see... ("Getting it")
Just to lazy to use multiple smilies I guess (directed at myself)

Can we now drop the subject?

p.s. had to delete esheh195's smilies cos this post only allows 4

seems that it took alot more effort to type out that whole explanation, as opposed to using the "correct" smilies in the first place!

Ben Budd
January 3, 2008, 09:05 PM
Dagenham Dave.

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 09:09 PM
Yes! Once again, THANK YOU!

p.s. its 4pm :D
Well, I sure got alot accomplished. :rolleyes: You?


Dagenham Dave.

I was thinking that. Good call.

Skinner
January 3, 2008, 09:14 PM
Well, I sure got alot accomplished. :rolleyes: You?



I was thinking that. Good call.

As much as I got done more things pile up. Fuck beans!!!!

D. Dave reminded me... What about Boy Racer??? "He's got too many girlfriends, I'm jealous, that's all..."

Bassist-In-A-Tutu
January 3, 2008, 09:15 PM
Surely it has to be "Shirt lifters of the woooorld, unite and take over...."

:D

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 09:19 PM
As much as I got done more things pile up. Fuck beans!!!!
D. Dave reminded me... What about Boy Racer??? "He's got too many girlfriends, I'm jealous, that's all..."

fuck beans?!?!?!:confused::p HAHA

Boy Racer could be taken that way...I thought he was jealous that the guy was big pimpin LOL...but you've given me another way to look at it. Hmmmm?

I always thought Pretty Girls Make Graves coulda been about the moment of truth...I mean...He lost his faith in womanhood.

nugz
January 3, 2008, 09:19 PM
Fuck beans!!!!


fuck beans! i like it....very nice very nice. :p:cool:

nugz
January 3, 2008, 09:21 PM
I always thought Pretty Girls Make Graves coulda been about the moment of truth...I mean...He lost his faith in womanhood.

very true. "I'm not the man you think I am." and "you're too rough and I'm too delicate."

that Morrissey, what a pansy. :rolleyes::p

Skinner
January 3, 2008, 09:22 PM
Fuck Beans comes from somewhere, I just can't remember at the moment.

Also, good call on Pretty Girls Make Graves.

And what about I'm Not Sorry? "The Woman of my dreams, there never was one..."

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 09:24 PM
very true. "I'm not the man you think I am." and "you're too rough and I'm too delicate."

that Morrissey, what a pansy. :rolleyes::p

You could break him in two with your rough and violent ways! :p;) (ugh!...for further support of your smiley petition. It sux that I have to type *rolls eyes* and *big toothy grin*)

nugz
January 3, 2008, 09:32 PM
(ugh!...for further support of your smiley petition. It sux that I have to type *rolls eyes* and *big toothy grin*)

yeah, i think its about time we fixed this smiley situation. I think i'ts a pretty good idea, and even if DavidT can't remedy it for whatever reason, I'm sure he would think it was a good suggestion. so kewpie can kiss my butt! :cool: I'm sure if she looks hard enough she could find a link to it.

Depeche609
January 3, 2008, 09:39 PM
Holy shit..this is already 3 pages long. :)

MuteWitness616
January 3, 2008, 09:41 PM
Holy shit..this is already 3 pages long. :)

i wouldnt call it holy

EPbabe
January 3, 2008, 09:41 PM
yeah, i think its about time we fixed this smiley situation. I think i'ts a pretty good idea, and even if DavidT can't remedy it for whatever reason, I'm sure he would think it was a good suggestion. so kewpie can kiss my butt! :cool: I'm sure if she looks hard enough she could find a link to it.

HAHAHAHAHA!


Holy shit..this is already 3 pages long. :)

Yes, I know, and it breaks my heart. Too many songs, too many...:o

mell
January 3, 2008, 09:42 PM
mell...I hope you're joking.

err...not really. :o Or am I? I dunno. :confused: I find him studly :D, that's all that matters! ;)

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 09:44 PM
err...not really. :o Or am I? I dunno. :confused: I find him studly :D, that's all that matters! ;)

Easy there, Mell...you almost went over your smiley limit! There'd be hell to pay! *winks* cuz I can't actually click on the cute lil' blue winking guy! .....

mell
January 3, 2008, 09:46 PM
Easy there, Mell...you almost went over your smiley limit! There'd be hell to pay! *winks* cuz I can't actually click on the cute lil' blue winking guy! .....

haha tell me about it! Someone get DavidT now! Do you know how many smiley faces and winkies I need to delete when I'm trying to post pics in the frink thread?! EESH! What's a girl to do?! :confused::confused::confused::confused:

lux girl
January 3, 2008, 09:46 PM
" In the darkened underpass,
Oh God I thought my chance had come at last"

nugz
January 3, 2008, 09:49 PM
haha tell me about it! Someone get DavidT now! Do you know how many smiley faces and winkies I need to delete when I'm trying to post pics in the frink thread?! EESH! What's a girl to do?! :confused::confused::confused:

check the "suggestions" forum! I'm trying!! ;)

mell
January 3, 2008, 09:51 PM
check the "suggestions" forum! I'm trying!! ;)

LOL Nice :D Callin' Kewpie Debbie Downer? :eek: LOVES IT!!! ;)

p.s. Kewpie, I love you, please don't ban me, I just thought Nugz was funny.

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 09:52 PM
If you ever need self motivation, just meet me in the alley by the railway station....it's all over my face. :eek::cool:

nugz
January 3, 2008, 09:53 PM
p.s. Kewpie, I love you, please don't ban me, I just thought Nugz was funny.

moderator's pet! :rolleyes::p

Skinner
January 3, 2008, 09:57 PM
If you ever need self motivation, just meet me in the alley by the railway station....it's all over my face. :eek::cool:

I just noticed this! Way to quote me quoting Moz... "I can't help quoting you..." ahhh, its true! :eek:

mell
January 3, 2008, 10:06 PM
moderator's pet!

bitch! :eek:
;)
:p
:D

esheh195
January 3, 2008, 10:13 PM
I just noticed this! Way to quote me quoting Moz... "I can't help quoting you..." ahhh, its true! :eek:

MUAHAHAHAHA! :D

dzhemini
January 3, 2008, 10:15 PM
Why was this thread moved? :confused:

Handsome Devil
William It Was Really Nothing
A Swallow On My Neck
Whatever Happens I Love You
The Boy Racer
Good Looking Man About Town
Dear God Please Help Me


...and many more :p

Depeche609
January 3, 2008, 10:18 PM
OK what is the STRAIGHTEST Morrissey song now? :)

Not Right in the Head
January 3, 2008, 10:18 PM
Why was this thread moved? :confused:

Because a certain mod was offended by it.


OK what is the STRAIGHTEST Morrissey song now? :)

Girlfriend in a Coma

Depeche609
January 3, 2008, 10:20 PM
Some Girls Are Bigger...<--another song that could be under the st8 catagory...maybe..

oscillate wildly
January 3, 2008, 10:47 PM
there was once a topic in which someone was wondering if Is It Really So Strange was mozzz's gayest song. it was followed by a very,very in depth examination of it, haha. :p

:cool:

J73
January 3, 2008, 11:18 PM
Four pages, and no-one's mentioned The Boy With A Thorn In His Side...?

Or did I skip it amid all this smiley business?

nugz
January 4, 2008, 12:04 AM
bitch! :eek:
;)



you got that right hunny! Head Bitch in Charge to be exact! see? says so under my name. I'm the HBIC *snap snap snap in Z formation* :cool:;)

mell
January 4, 2008, 12:36 AM
you got that right hunny! Head Bitch in Charge to be exact! see? says so under my name. I'm the HBIC *snap snap snap in Z formation* :cool:;)

HAHA omg the other day I saw that under your name and I was actually wondering what the hell HBIC was!!! :eek:

And all this time I thought Kewpie was the official HBI...oops! Nevermind, Kewpie I still love you! Seriously, don't ban me, I'm just pulling your leg! xoxo

nugz
January 4, 2008, 12:37 AM
HAHA omg the other day I saw that under your name and I was actually wondering what the hell HBIC was!!! :eek:

And all this time I thought Kewpie was the official HBI...oops! Nevermind, Kewpie I still love you! Seriously, don't ban me, I'm just pulling your leg! xoxo

haha, well now you know! :D

AndrewGMooney
January 4, 2008, 01:08 AM
What do you mean by 'gay'?

Not Right in the Head
January 4, 2008, 01:11 AM
What do you mean by 'gay'?

Happy. Is there some other meaning?

oscillate wildly
January 4, 2008, 01:13 AM
you got that right hunny! Head Bitch in Charge to be exact! see? says so under my name. I'm the HBIC *snap snap snap in Z formation* :cool:;)

speaking of HBICs..why did new york choose tailor made over buddha?!

nugz
January 4, 2008, 01:14 AM
speaking of HBICs..why did new york choose tailor made over buddha?!

did you hear theyre engaged?!! check out perezhilton.com there's some GROSS ASS pix of them sucking face!! hahaha.

9 x Fined
January 4, 2008, 01:20 AM
Billy Butt
Michael's Bone
Roy's Peen
Satan Rejected My Hole
I'm Throwing My Arms Around Boris

Not Right in the Head
January 4, 2008, 01:21 AM
Michael's Bone

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Corrissey
January 4, 2008, 02:31 AM
you got that right hunny! Head Bitch in Charge to be exact! see? says so under my name. I'm the HBIC *snap snap snap in Z formation* :cool:;)

I've been wondering what HBIC meant too :p You go girl -two snaps up and a twist :D

PregnantForTheLastTime
January 4, 2008, 02:36 AM
OK what is the STRAIGHTEST Morrissey song now? :)

I'm Not Sorry because he actually mentions that there might possibly be a woman he would be interested in... hypothetically... sort of. Who never existed anyway. Uh...

PregnantForTheLastTime
January 4, 2008, 02:42 AM
Maybe we should just stick to the gayest song... didn't anyone say Picadilly Palare? Probably someone did. It's the most overt one.

Corrissey
January 4, 2008, 04:46 AM
Maybe we should just stick to the gayest song... didn't anyone say Picadilly Palare? Probably someone did. It's the most overt one.

I was totally gonna say Piccadilly Palare :rolleyes: Easy Meat!! :D

nogodsnomasters85
January 4, 2008, 05:14 AM
Piccadilly Palare leaps to mind, however theres' a lot to choose from. The Boy With a Thorn in His Side clearly makes homosexual references, Handsome Devil with the boy in the bush line, I think this could go on for a very long while. It amazes me some people still believe he's heterosexual.

suparni
January 4, 2008, 06:06 AM
What song do you think is the one that includes the most homosexual thoughts.


I personally think , Reel Around The Fountain¨.

When he says, You can pin and mount me.

What do you think? and why?

gee... you must be a guy. The ladies know very well you can pin and mount a man if you are a girl... I don't get it :confused: like you mount a horse. :confused::confused: gosh its pretty simple but you are starting to make me feel like a freak... i mean, seems clear as day to me. mount him and ride!

suparni
January 4, 2008, 06:08 AM
Piccadilly Palare leaps to mind, however theres' a lot to choose from. The Boy With a Thorn in His Side clearly makes homosexual references, Handsome Devil with the boy in the bush line, I think this could go on for a very long while. It amazes me some people still believe he's heterosexual.

gosh this one too... a boy in the bush??? I know about cottaging and all that but considering the glands bit... how can I be soooo off to think bush simply means bush...

like when the bumper sticker against bush said "lick bush" nobody thought it was a homo reference... gosh :confused::confused: Now I really feel like a freak.

suparni
January 4, 2008, 06:09 AM
but i do think swallow on my neck would run as a very good contender and wouldn't really argue about it much.

nogodsnomasters85
January 4, 2008, 06:10 AM
gosh this one too... a boy in the bush??? I know about cottaging and all that but considering the glands bit... how can I be soooo off to think bush simply means bush...

like when the bumper sticker against bush said "lick bush" nobody thought it was a homo reference... gosh :confused::confused: Now I really feel like a freak.

Yes, he does sing about women in the song, "bush" is most likely a double entendre. It's too obvious to be coincidental. Morrissey is very calculating with his language.

suparni
January 4, 2008, 06:12 AM
Yes, he does sing about women in the song, "bush" is most likely a double entendre. It's too obvious to be coincidental. Morrissey is very calculating with his language.

:D:D and we love him for it!!!

bagface
January 4, 2008, 06:22 AM
i think it's clearly wide to receive

mauve21
January 4, 2008, 06:49 AM
It has got to be Picadilly Palare:- "...was just a silly phrase between me and the boys in my gang,..." etc, etc.
I actually can't play it at all.
It cracks me up!;)

cornelius blaze
January 4, 2008, 06:57 AM
It has got to be Picadilly Palare:- "...was just a silly phrase between me and the boys in my gang,..." etc, etc.
I actually can't play it at all.
It cracks me up!;)

It is a song about rent boys and their slang language, that is pretty gay
:p

The gayest thing i have heard him do is that Manchester United plane crash song....not because of any references to homosexuals and them kissing and stuff *giggles like a little girl*, but because it is just "gay"!

suparni
January 4, 2008, 07:27 AM
^^^ tee hee

9 x Fined
January 4, 2008, 07:31 AM
Billy Butt
Michael's Bone
Roy's Peen
Satan Rejected My Hole
I'm Throwing My Arms Around Boris

all jokes aside, it's Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Difference.

duh!

Amy
January 4, 2008, 07:53 AM
And let's not forget...the sun shines out of our behinds. :rolleyes:


Are you being sarcastic? Unless Moz was seriously over-doing it with the wordplay and double entendres in this song, that term isn't homosexual at all. In the UK it is just an arrogant statement that he thinks he (and his lover) are fantastic, similarly to "You're the bee's knees but so am I" etc.

suparni
January 4, 2008, 08:00 AM
Are you being sarcastic? Unless Moz was seriously over-doing it with the wordplay and double entendres in this song, that term isn't homosexual at all. In the UK it is just an arrogant statement that he thinks he (and his lover) are fantastic, similarly to "You're the bee's knees but so am I" etc.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stupid american doesn't know the term and keeps his brains between his legs


Hey Eric, your taxi is here my dear!!! dumbass american fool. :p:p

Amy
January 4, 2008, 08:07 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stupid american doesn't know the term and keeps his brains between his legs


Hey Eric, your taxi is here my dear!!! dumbass american fool. :p:p

:p I think it definitely wins second prize for the 'lost in translation' phrases in Smiths/Moz songs. First prize goes to "Not Right In The Head", for thinking that "Rubber Ring" referred to a vinyl single :D

vivabob
January 4, 2008, 11:42 AM
boyracer ... standing in the toilet looking at willys

Well I Wonder
January 4, 2008, 11:51 AM
"Picadilly Palare" of course!
Duh!
Its about him being a gay boy prozzie for heavens sake!

sistasheila
January 4, 2008, 05:35 PM
Piccadilly Palare leaps to mind, however theres' a lot to choose from. The Boy With a Thorn in His Side clearly makes homosexual references, Handsome Devil with the boy in the bush line, I think this could go on for a very long while. It amazes me some people still believe he's heterosexual.


one a few comments he make about this sexuality directly in INTERVIEWS without tiptoeing the issue and stating that HE is attracted to both sexes

are these:
the first one was from 92
the other sometime in the 80ties
guys
there is more than gay or straight there is still enough inbeetween these..ever heard of this thing called bisexuality anyone?taaadahh:rolleyes:;):D
ahh i love that posting of these funny little smilies
even though tis seems top be more like a LOL threaD I THROW IN SOMe lines HERE TOO concerning that eh..




---The abundance of homo-erotic imagery in his lyrics and album covers (Your Arsenal, for example, shows him brandishing a microphone in a highly suggestive manner) should not, he says, be taken as a veiled declaration of homosexuality. 'I'm not running ahead and leaving clues hidden behind bus stops, as it were,' he says. 'One of my physical encounters was with a man. That was 10 years ago. It was just a very brief, absurd and amusing moment,' adds Morrissey, in his best Oscar Wilde. 'It wasn't love. I have never experienced that.'

Has he slept with women? 'Yes. I feel completely open. If I met somebody tomorrow, male or female, and they loved me and I loved them, I would openly proclaim that I loved them, regardless of what they were. I think people should be loved whatever their gender, whatever their age. I am open to everything. I accept that my experience is different from that of most men. But I feel reasonably normal. I don't feel like a freak. My world is bigger. I never lived in a small town with small morals. I don't want to take drugs. I don't, so far as I am aware, want to take part in activities such as group sex. I'm actually a reasonably conservative, boring person.' ---




---- What about sexual... relationships?
"I don't have relationships at all. It's out of the question."
Why?
"Partly because I was always attracted to men or women who were never attracted to me. And I was never attracted to women or men who were attracted to me. So that's the problem. I've never met the right person." ----



from the robert mackie letters (pen pal ca 80/81)
---Will you send me some pornography? Do you HAVE a girlfriend? Do you LIKE girls? I have a girlfriend called Annalisa. We're both bisexual. Real hip, huh? I hate sex. ---





comtesse`s comment from http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=76941&highlight=gay&page=5
--- I think that sexuality is a spectrum and that at one extreme are people who are exclusively homosexual and at the other are people who are exclusively heterosexual. Those people are in the extreme minority. Most people fall somewhere in between and, given the right situation and the right person, are capable of falling in love with someone of the same sex or the opposite sex.

I think Morrissey is bisexual on the homosexual side of the spectrum. He has always been extremely open and honest about his sexuality and the fact that he has been attracted to both men and women in his life. He has openly discussed going to gay bars and having been in love with a girl during his teenage years. I believe that he was in love with both Linder and Johnny Marr. I also believe that he and Jake were a couple, and that their breakup was one of the primary reasons that he left England and went into the "dark period" after Vauxhall and I.

I don't really think there's any mystery at all about Morrissey's sexuality - he has laid it all out in the open for us. However, lots of people in the gay community have a problem with bisexuality and, it's true, many people resent him because he won't "come out". But he'll never "come out" because he already IS out - as a sensitive bisexual man with a history of heartbreak and bad sexual experiences who chose to abstain for many years rather than risk further pain - and always has been, from "Hand In Glove" through "At Last I Am Born"... and onwards.

But... having said all that, I do think that you'd have to be blind not to see that gay culture has played an enormously important role in Morrissey's iconography and that the gay "experience" is one of his primary lyrical themes. Obviously, some of those themes are universal to anyone who feels like an outsider - that's why we all love him so. But there's a reason why such gay/bisexual icons as James Dean and Oscar Wilde are featured on his backdrop, or why t-shirts were printed with WIDE TO RECEIVE along the bum, or why that image of Robert Wagner suggestively jumping up behind Jeffrey Hunter was used as a t-shirt image and backdrop or why Spencer Cobrin licked that ice cream cone suggestively in the "We Hate It..." video. Morrissey loves to celebrate homoerotica - and thank goodness for that. It's one of the most enjoyable aspects of his celebrity.---




i wonder why this is in the offtopic thread i thought off topic means threads without a mention of morrissey

Skinner
January 4, 2008, 05:40 PM
Billy Butt
Michael's Bone
Roy's Peen
Satan Rejected My Hole
I'm Throwing My Arms Around Boris

AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

underdog99
January 4, 2008, 05:53 PM
I read the first few pages thinking "how did no one mention picadilly palare?' untill someone did.

I think this song has the most homosexual references. Picadilly Palare for one being a slang widely used by gay men.
-the easy meat line
-"no, dad, I wont be home tomorrow"

I also thought national front disco, simply becuase it's obviously a song mocking the national front, who violently hated the gay community, but thats a bit of a stretch

MuteWitness616
January 4, 2008, 10:16 PM
AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

hahahahhahhahhaha

Miss Dave,town gossip
January 4, 2008, 10:18 PM
I also thought national front disco, simply becuase it's obviously a song mocking the national front, who violently hated the gay community, but thats a bit of a stretch

I'd say it's more a fantasy about them as constituting a gay community.

mar2d2
January 4, 2008, 10:41 PM
without a doubt the gayest song is " i entered nothing and nothing entered me
til you came with the key"

he can enter me with his key anytime

Depeche609
January 4, 2008, 10:44 PM
without a doubt the gayest song is " i entered nothing and nothing entered me
til you came with the key"

he can enter me with his key anytime

I never, ever thought about that line as sexual until now.

thanks a bunch....lol j/k :)

mauve21
January 5, 2008, 02:44 AM
The thing is that Morrissey is one of the people in the "new world",
where we are able to express ourselves and if we don't
it's people like Morrissey that can do it for us!
Because we are all no longer confined to the married with kids and
going to church lifestyles that a lot of the older generation were......