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Mozzy1
December 28, 2007, 01:06 PM
xxxxxx
Hellie
December 28, 2007, 01:19 PM
Seriously does it really matter if it was meant as a cruel joke or harmless fun?...it just doesn`t matter on the grand scale of things.I don`t mean to be flippant but when you are a very old lady and you look back on all your life will this event stick out in your mind or have any significance at all?
I don`t know how old you are but you do sound very young.The older you get the more you realise it really doesn`t matter one jot what ANYONE thinks of you.As long as you are happy with yourself.And you don`t need to be perfect in any way either physically or mentally to come to that conclusion.
Skinner
December 28, 2007, 01:32 PM
I think it really boils down to the fact that different people have different senses of humor. I highly doubt a grown and married man would have done something like that with the intent of causing your mental distress etc.
He probably thought it was funny and that you would laugh about it as well.
A few years ago a friend of mine purchase a doll like you described for my roomate’s birthday. It was intended as a joke. Even though the recipient of the doll had just been dumped by her 3rd boyfriend who turned out to be gay, she still found the doll to be hilarious. So even in a horrible state of mind she still laughed her ass off.
Incidentally the doll was named Nicolas, he joined us for many parties that year and we even left him in the closet when we moved out so he could greet the next tenants. It's all in good fun.
vicarinatutugal
December 28, 2007, 03:01 PM
Why don't you blow it up and stick by your desk, at work with a label on it saying, "better then a real man, because it doesn't talk back":p or something like that! call the persons bluff.
or throw it in the bin or what ever will make you feel better.
good advice. :D
slum mum 1974
December 28, 2007, 03:05 PM
I'd fiind it funny, i'd wrap it back up and give it back to the guy that gave it me and tell him that i already had an inflatable hubby, that was much, much better;)
Or do what Cornelius said. :)
Don't worry about it though.
slum mum 1974
December 28, 2007, 04:25 PM
That is so funny from all of you that posted here b/c someone told me that exact same thing....give it back wrapped to him on his birthday! OMG. LOL
Great minds think alike. :D
vicarinatutugal
December 28, 2007, 04:29 PM
That is so funny from all of you that posted here b/c someone told me that exact same thing....give it back wrapped to him on his birthday! OMG. LOL
I think you should bring "him" to work and go OMG guys "Steven" is taking me to lunch today and talk to him like he is an actual person and look at their worried faces thinking OH NO!! she has flipped. :p
hehehe I am kidding.
nugz
December 28, 2007, 04:45 PM
first of all, alot of this depends on how well you know the guy in the first place. you never mentioned that. secondly, i think you should lighten up and stop being so paranoid and reading so much into things. if someone gave me a blowup doll for a gift, id totally laugh my ass off and start pretending to makeout with it and hump its leg.
Skinner
December 28, 2007, 04:50 PM
first of all, alot of this depends on how well you know the guy in the first place. you never mentioned that. secondly, i think you should lighten up and stop being so paranoid and reading so much into things. if someone gave me a blowup doll for a gift, id totally laugh my ass off and start pretending to makeout with it and hump its leg.
You so would do that haahaha!!!
Busy Clippers
December 28, 2007, 04:59 PM
Well, I should think the obvious choice would be to get a stand for him, dress him like Morrissey, and put him in the corner of your living room.
Do you drive to work? If you put him in the passenger seat you'll be able to get away with using the car pool lane.
If you don't like him you could go down to Party City and have them fill him with helium, then have a few drinks and and watch him float around the inside of your apartment before releasing him into the wild with your email address written on his left bum cheek so that whomever finds him can let you know where he ended up.
PS:
Pete gives you awesome presents, why aren't you dating him? :confused:
esheh195
December 28, 2007, 05:45 PM
if someone gave me a blowup doll for a gift, id totally laugh my ass off and start pretending to makeout with it and hump its leg.
*Quickly Googles for Blowup doll Halloween Costumes in a Men's Large, orders it on rush delivery, puts it on* "heeeeeyyyy, Nuuuugzie!" ;):p
This kid's learning early haha
http://www.emaila.net/bigballz/random/blow-up-doll.jpg
As for my new man, I have to punish him tonight, w/ several spankings, I'll get out my wooden spoon now. lol
OMG!!!!!
haha...spank'em good. LOLZ
and just be thankful he didn't buy you this
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513HD75MQHL._AA280_.jpg
muahahaha!
Morrissey the 23rd
December 28, 2007, 05:50 PM
With secret Santa, I usually give a photo frame.....with a photo of me!
Grim O'Grady
December 28, 2007, 05:51 PM
Do you whine and moan to your "real" friends like you do on this forum? If you do, I'd say he was completely justified in giving you this item (your secret santa has not worked if you know where it came from tho!)
Here's to many happy hours humping your new hubbie. I assume he does have all his bits?
love
GU
Buzzetta
December 28, 2007, 06:53 PM
first of all, alot of this depends on how well you know the guy in the first place. you never mentioned that. secondly, i think you should lighten up and stop being so paranoid and reading so much into things. if someone gave me a blowup doll for a gift, id totally laugh my ass off and start pretending to makeout with it and hump its leg.
REALLY!?!?!?!?! :eek::confused:
Buzzetta
December 28, 2007, 07:02 PM
With secret Santa, I usually give a photo frame.....with a photo of me!
Someone at work did that last year when we did a naughty Santa party. He even autographed it.
I always do gag gifts along with a real gift. Of course I have a deal with the distribution system that I sort of get someone that I can go shopping for.
This year I gave this guy a gift certificate to the usual place he eats lunch. Then the gag gifts. With the approval of the girl who he flirts with all day at work we made up a new issue of Maxim. She gave me a bunch of photos of herself and I photocopied her head many times over in various sizes. Then I taped them over the models head in the magazine. The other gag gift was that I had someone get me his photos out of his myspace and used one of them to make up a T Shirt of the picture where he is pointing at himself... underneath it said "Employee of the Month". This guy can take a joke though. That is why this is acceptable. He ribs people just as much as we can rib him.
You are overly sensitive to these things it appears. How can I say this? By the fact you even made this thread. No it was not acceptable to give you that gift because your secret santa should have known how upset this would make you and that you would post something like this on an internet message board.
vicarinatutugal
December 28, 2007, 07:04 PM
Someone at work did that last year when we did a naughty Santa party. He even autographed it.
I always do gag gifts along with a real gift. Of course I have a deal with the distribution system that I sort of get someone that I can go shopping for.
This year I gave this guy a gift certificate to the usual place he eats lunch. Then the gag gifts. With the approval of the girl who he flirts with all day at work we made up a new issue of Maxim. She gave me a bunch of photos of herself and I photocopied her head many times over in various sizes. Then I taped them over the models head in the magazine. The other gag gift was that I had someone get me his photos out of his myspace and used one of them to make up a T Shirt of the picture where he is pointing at himself... underneath it said "Employee of the Month". This guy can take a joke though. That is why this is acceptable. He ribs people just as much as we can rib him.
wow that was a lot of work for a secret santa gift! a naughty calendar or something is about as far as I go..
hatfull
December 28, 2007, 07:11 PM
I think you should bring "him" to work and go OMG guys "Steven" is taking me to lunch today and talk to him like he is an actual person and look at their worried faces thinking OH NO!! she has flipped. :p
hehehe I am kidding.
that's so funny! You could buy it outfits and glasses and stuff, and wigs, and hats and coats :D that's what I'd do! Then again, i do have a warped sense of humour (and an inflatable hubby, at least, doesn't snore/ have funny eating habits to cater for etc, etc ;) )
Buzzetta
December 28, 2007, 07:11 PM
Heh - I like to have fun with it.
Christmas I like to point real thought into anything I give people. Sometimes I get away cheap by tracking down something from a childhood memory like I did one year for my Aunt and then other years ... not so cheap like this year buying Mom an Apple iBook.
hatfull
December 28, 2007, 07:17 PM
What's so funny about being sensitive? Isn't it also called, caring about people? hmmmm...
If you mean me, I didn't mean the situation was funny, I meant the suggestion. Maybe it's because I can see myself toddling round with a blow up hubby on the bus :D
Buzzetta
December 28, 2007, 08:49 PM
What's so funny about being sensitive? Isn't it also called, caring about people? hmmmm...
Jesus Christ let me answer your question the way you want to hear it.
No it was not funny... people are horribly mean and wish to make you the butt of their insults for no particular reason. Seriously - the weight of the world is NOT on your shoulders and everyone is not out to make you sad.
nugz
December 28, 2007, 10:00 PM
REALLY!?!?!?!?! :eek::confused:
i can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually not sure if you are being sarcastic or not...
esheh195
December 28, 2007, 10:02 PM
i can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually not sure if you are being sarcastic or not...
The question, our dear Nugzie, is were you? ;) :D
nugz
December 28, 2007, 10:07 PM
The question, our dear Nugzie, is were you? ;) :D
haha, not in the least. ;)
esheh195
December 28, 2007, 10:14 PM
haha, not in the least. ;)
I am now typing with only one hand ;)
nugz
December 28, 2007, 10:17 PM
I am now typing with only one hand ;)
ahh! :eek:
I know there's an appropriate picture/gif to go here, but that would be you're department. ;)
esheh195
December 28, 2007, 10:18 PM
ahh! :eek:
I know there's an appropriate picture/gif to go here, but that would be you're department. ;)
And I WILL find one bwahahahaha!
But first....I have to get out of the office and go home. I've been bitching about being stuck at work all day and I didn't even realize that I could have left 15 minutes ago. Idiot! haha
Buzzetta
December 28, 2007, 10:20 PM
Or mine...
http://www.indiana.edu/~iuadapts/images/halfqwerty-large2.jpg
nugz
December 28, 2007, 10:22 PM
Or mine...
http://www.indiana.edu/~iuadapts/images/halfqwerty-large2.jpg
you still didnt answer my question!
Buzzetta
December 28, 2007, 10:25 PM
Next time you come up I will get you another beer then ... minus the men with beaks, male prostitutes knifing and then running from guidos that want to knife them in return, and people falling asleep in their pizza.
nugz
December 28, 2007, 10:30 PM
Next time you come up I will get you another beer then ... minus the men with beaks, male prostitutes knifing and then running from guidos that want to knife them in return, and people falling asleep in their pizza.
were they male prostitutes, really? i didnt notice! haha
Corrissey
December 28, 2007, 11:13 PM
Mozzy1, that's why they call it 'gag' gifts. I think it's pretty funny and don't think they meant any ill will. I think re-gifting it next year would be fun and show that you have a sense of humor yourself (please say that you do? :confused: =o)
Speaking of 'gag', is he anatomically correct? Has he been fully blown. up? :D someone had to say it...esheh, buzz, nugz...where are ya guys :p
nugz
December 28, 2007, 11:35 PM
I just checked on him now.
He seems too flat...
Maybe he needs Jordan's leftovers.
I'll go ask the Young Ones...
too flat? haha, too short, too hairy, too thin, but I've never heard TOO FLAT, bwahaha
nugz
December 28, 2007, 11:38 PM
I'm talking he's flat "down there".....or should I say, limp...
i knew you meant "down there." ....flacid is a good word
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 12:00 AM
I just checked on him now.
He seems too flat...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .... _ _ _ '_ .... _ _ .... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Who wants to play hangman?
..... are spaces so to separate the words.
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 12:10 AM
Or mine...
http://www.indiana.edu/~iuadapts/images/halfqwerty-large2.jpg
Thanks, Buzzetta...nice to know there's always someone to pick up the slack waiting in the wings. ;) And an amazingly quick response time too LOLZ :D
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 12:13 AM
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .... _ _ _ '_ .... _ _ .... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Who wants to play hangman?
..... are spaces so to separate the words.
Is there an 'H'? :D
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 12:24 AM
Is there an 'H'? :D
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .... _ _ _ '_ .... _ _ .... _ h _ _ _ _ _ _
H
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 12:26 AM
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .... _ _ _ '_ .... _ _ .... _ h _ _ _ _ _ _
H
There's always a T :)
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 12:28 AM
There's always a T :)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .... _ _ _ 't .... _ _ .... _ h _ _ _ _ _ _
HT
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 12:30 AM
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .... _ _ _ 't .... _ _ .... _ h _ _ _ _ _ _
HT
N please
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 12:30 AM
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .... _ _ _ 't .... _ _ .... _ h _ _ _ _ _ _
HT
Gimme an 'S'?
this is the greatest idea eveeer! :D
Hey, Corrissey...looks like we're tagteaming this game, huh? ;) LOLZ
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 12:33 AM
Gimme an 'S'?
this is the greatest idea eveeer! :D
Hey, Corrissey...looks like we're tagteaming this game, huh? ;) LOLZ
_ _ _ _ _ _ s .... _ _ _ 't .... _ _ .... _ h _ _ s _ _ s
HST
This is really sick - considering I am keeping friends waiting
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 12:34 AM
Gimme an 'S'?
this is the greatest idea eveeer! :D
Hey, Corrissey...looks like we're tagteaming this game, huh? ;) LOLZ
shhh, I'm trying to concentrate! :mad: :D Dude, I go way back with hangman. This'd be a great thread... tho we could stand to use IM for this game instead of refresh refresh...
Buzz... can I buy a vowel (I know, wrong game) an O
where's my N?!
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 12:35 AM
_ _ _ _ _ _ s .... _ _ _ 't .... _ _ .... _ hoos _ _ s
HOST
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 12:37 AM
I've got it!
BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS!!!
*does a happy dance*
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 12:37 AM
shhh, I'm trying to concentrate! :mad: :D Dude, I go way back with hangman. This'd be a great thread... tho we could stand to use IM for this game instead of refresh refresh...
Buzz... can I buy a vowel (I know, wrong game) an O
where's my N?!
I think Im gonna have to start a hangman thread after this is over. LOL
_ _ _ _ _ _ s .... _ _ _ 't .... _ _ .... _ h _ _ s _ _ s
HST
This is really sick - considering I am keeping friends waiting
As long as you don't leave us hanging! BWAHAHAHAHA!
_ _ _ _ _ _ s .... _ _ _ 't .... _ _ .... _ hoos _ _ s
HOST
Can I get an E?
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 12:38 AM
Wait! I'd like to solve the puzzle. Beggars can't be choosers! HAHAHAH! I win!
Edit:
Damnit! You win, Corrissey.
http://faroutshirts.com/images/soreLoser-pnged.png
Then again, in this game...we're all winners! :D
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 12:38 AM
_ e _ _ _ _ s .... _ _ _ 't .... _ e .... _ hoose _ s
EHOST
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 12:39 AM
I can just see the email a certain someone is sending to David. "Can't we get rid of the whole bloody lot of them? They are playing hangman at someone else's expense."
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 12:39 AM
Wait! I'd like to solve the puzzle. Beggars can't be choosers! HAHAHAH! I win!
Wrong game, Pat :rolleyes: and I posted the answer first!!
In hangman, you just shout it out. :p
Thank gawd that's over, now I can go back to my other meaningless posts.
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 12:40 AM
I can just see the email a certain someone is sending to David. "Can't we get rid of the whole bloody lot of them? They are playing hangman at someone else's expense."
Not on my watch :rolleyes:
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 12:41 AM
I just checked on him now.
He seems too flat...
.
CORRECT
BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS!!!!!
Now I must go... have fun...
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 12:45 AM
Wait! I'd like to solve the puzzle. Beggars can't be choosers! HAHAHAH! I win!
If you're sore, use a shorter finger :D
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 12:46 AM
CORRECT
BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS!!!!!
Now I must go... have fun...
Thanks!
*looks around* now what do I do with myself? haha
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 12:47 AM
If you're sore, use a shorter finger :D
Do you have a preference? :eek:;):p
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 01:05 AM
Do you have a preference? :eek:;):p
Hey, (hangman) 'game over' :D We are talking about an inflatable man here, not me. What was his name? He should have one... Mozzy1?
Dave
December 29, 2007, 03:30 AM
If someone gave you a gag gift, would you think it was "funny" or that person trying to be unkind, cruel to you (in a mysterious way)?
You see, I had a secret santa gift from someone. They gave me a normal present, Bath & Body Works' Sweet Pea lotion. However, the "gag" part of the gift was an inflateable husband (basically a blow-up man doll in a box). It was purchased from Spencer's ( a gag-type of gift store in our malls here).
Do you think this person was being funny or unkind? At first, all of us laughed about it but, after I took it home, hid it in my closet & thought about it, I am thinking it wasn't too funny....more like unkind. I feel a bit saddened thinking even now about it, I feel like even tearing up writing this b/c of the embarrassment & humiliation I do feel.
Yesterday even, I asked a couple of my work colleagues that seen me open it & I asked them what they felt about it. All of them seemingly replied in no uncertain terms in different times of day (for which I asked them) that all of them thought it was funny @ first yet, after thinking about it, it wasn't exactly cool, appropriate or even kind. They too, are very open-minded people, light & fluffy & fun too, comparatively towards me who is not. Therefore their reactions surprised me immensely.
I forgot to mention, it was a married man who gave it to me too!!
What do you all think? Just asking....
Have sex with it. Then the joke will be on them.
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 03:35 AM
Have sex with it. Then the joke will be on them.
:D LMAO! U R hilarious, Dave
nugz
December 29, 2007, 04:49 AM
fuck! i missed hangman? dammit! :mad:
who's up for a game of M.A.S.H.??? :p
Not Right in the Head
December 29, 2007, 04:50 AM
fuck! i missed hangman? dammit! :mad:
who's up for a game of M.A.S.H.??? :p
You should start a hangman thread.
I don't know the M.A.S.H. game; enlighten me.
nugz
December 29, 2007, 04:53 AM
You should start a hangman thread.
I don't know the M.A.S.H. game; enlighten me.
you know! MASH. mansion, apt. shack, house. id pick 3 hot guys and one ugly guy. 3 nice cars , 1 junker. 3 good jobs, one awful job. 3 nice places to live, one bad place. you draw in a circle, when the other person yells "Stop!" you count how many lines you have. say you have 7 lines, you go down each of your choices and cross the choice off each time you hit 7 until you are left from one of each category. ok...this is way too complicated for solo. please someone tell me they know what the fuck im going on about....
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 04:57 AM
You should start a hangman thread.
I don't know the M.A.S.H. game; enlighten me.
I was thinking about it earlier...it was funny and true! :D :p
But do ya think a hangman thread work?...I predict a clusterf@ck.
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 04:59 AM
you know! MASH. mansion, apt. shack, house. id pick 3 hot guys and one ugly guy. 3 nice cars , 1 junker. 3 good jobs, one awful job. 3 nice places to live, one bad place. you draw in a circle, when the other person yells "Stop!" you count how many lines you have. say you have 7 lines, you go down each of your choices and cross the choice off each time you hit 7 until you are left from one of each category. ok...this is way too complicated for solo. please someone tell me they know what the fuck im going on about....
not the slightest. *scratches head*
nugz
December 29, 2007, 05:07 AM
not the slightest. *scratches head*
dammit! must be a girl thing. Corrissey where are you?!
mell
December 29, 2007, 05:12 AM
you know! MASH. mansion, apt. shack, house. id pick 3 hot guys and one ugly guy. 3 nice cars , 1 junker. 3 good jobs, one awful job. 3 nice places to live, one bad place. you draw in a circle, when the other person yells "Stop!" you count how many lines you have. say you have 7 lines, you go down each of your choices and cross the choice off each time you hit 7 until you are left from one of each category. ok...this is way too complicated for solo. please someone tell me they know what the fuck im going on about....
Well I think most girls know what MASH is! Except we'd have alot more categories like number of kids...everyone would say something like "one, two, three, fifteen." Of course we'd crack up when someone would end up living in a sh*thole (the S in MASH) with fifteen kids.
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 05:12 AM
But do ya think a hangman thread work?...I predict a clusterf@ck.
Ha! That made me LOL :D
dammit! must be a girl thing. Corrissey where are you?!
:confused: sorry, don't know it. but I'm willing to learn :)
nugz
December 29, 2007, 05:14 AM
Ha! That made me LOL :D
:confused: sorry, don't know it. but I'm willing to learn :)
dammit! maybe it's a jersey thing?! hmmph :(
nugz
December 29, 2007, 05:15 AM
Well I think most girls know what MASH is! Except we'd have alot more categories like number of kids...everyone would say something like "one, two, three, fifteen." Of course we'd crack up when someone would end up living in a sh*thole (the S in MASH) with fifteen kids.
oh i missed this. yay, im not alone! cept i went to christian school, so the "S" stood for "shack." haha, not shit hole.
mell
December 29, 2007, 05:18 AM
oh i missed this. yay, im not alone! cept i went to christian school, so the "S" stood for "shack." haha, not shit hole.
LOL I went to a Christian school too but that didn't stop us! :p
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 05:18 AM
Ha! That made me LOL
sorry, don't know it. but I'm willing to learn
dammit! maybe it's a jersey thing?! hmmph :(
Anyone wanna play doctor instead...I've got a nice shiny stethoscope! ;):D
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l312/Motownmaniax/doctor.gif
Wow...Cor, Nugzie, NRiTH...I am soooo not getting off this Mozforsaken place anytime soon. LOLZ
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 05:38 AM
Anyone wanna play doctor instead...
I'm ready for my full physical, Doc! :D
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/458889574_b919691e16.jpg?v=0
nugz
December 29, 2007, 05:55 AM
I'm ready for my full physical, Doc! :D
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/458889574_b919691e16.jpg?v=0
that's really hawt. Dr. Morrissey, the gynocologist. yesssss
Not Right in the Head
December 29, 2007, 05:57 AM
that's really hawt. Dr. Morrissey, the gynocologist. yesssss
I speculate that he'd really stir up some passion in his patients. Now he's spreading your legs...
C'mon, everybody join in!
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 06:01 AM
I speculate that he'd really stir up some passion in his patients. Now he's spreading your legs...
C'mon, everybody join in!
The Doctor is in.
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 06:03 AM
I speculate that he'd really stir up some passion in his patients. Now he's spreading your legs...
C'mon, everybody join in!
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa303/momcentral/smileys/LMFAO.gif
hahaha -another game tonight...
For a full cavity search, I'd be willing to pay him a G $pot
Then I lounged with knees up and apart...
Depeche609
December 29, 2007, 06:04 AM
I speculate that he'd really stir up some passion in his patients. Now he's spreading your legs...
C'mon, everybody join in!
I'm not too sure I'd want a gyno that tells me he's got "explosive kegs between his legs" :eek:
HAHA
nugz
December 29, 2007, 06:04 AM
I speculate that he'd really stir up some passion in his patients. Now he's spreading your legs...
C'mon, everybody join in!
that was brilliant.
Not Right in the Head
December 29, 2007, 06:07 AM
For a full cavity search, I'd be willing to pay him a G $pot
Then I lounged with knees up and apart...
I know it's ovarian.
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 06:10 AM
Just let the right (tool) slip in, Doctor Moz
nugz
December 29, 2007, 06:11 AM
I know it's ovarian.
HAHAHAHA. oh you're killin me, dude. :p
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 06:12 AM
"Ma'am, you really need to Stretch Out Those Legs"
Not Right in the Head
December 29, 2007, 06:14 AM
Here lies the Pubic Image
PregnantForTheLastTime
December 29, 2007, 06:14 AM
What the hell? I come home from driving all over, depositing my children with their grandparents for the weekend, to what-what-what?
esheh195
December 29, 2007, 06:17 AM
Frankly, Mrs. Skanky, you've got a sickening stench :o:p
(sorry...somehow I feel like I've crossed the line of good taste there)LOLZ
nugz
December 29, 2007, 06:19 AM
Frankly, Mrs. Skanky, you've got a sickening stench :o:p
(sorry...somehow I feel like I've crossed the line of good taste thereLOLZ
:eek: so bad!!!!
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 06:24 AM
Just give it to me (the bad news) straight, doc.
I'm wide to receive the sorrow that will come to me in the end.
Corrissey
December 29, 2007, 06:26 AM
What the hell? I come home from driving all over, depositing my children with their grandparents for the weekend, to what-what-what?
uh, hi pregs...
i think we need to be deposited with caretakers too
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u132/beedah2/Smiley/disimulado.gif
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 07:42 AM
you know! MASH. mansion, apt. shack, house. id pick 3 hot guys and one ugly guy. 3 nice cars , 1 junker. 3 good jobs, one awful job. 3 nice places to live, one bad place. you draw in a circle, when the other person yells "Stop!" you count how many lines you have. say you have 7 lines, you go down each of your choices and cross the choice off each time you hit 7 until you are left from one of each category. ok...this is way too complicated for solo. please someone tell me they know what the fuck im going on about....
The better game is Fuck Marry Kill..... THAT is a fun game. I name three people and then you decide which will fit into each category.
Not Right in the Head
December 29, 2007, 07:58 AM
What the hell? I come home from driving all over, depositing my children with their grandparents for the weekend, to what-what-what?
ZOMFG, the late-night crew is up to its usual antics! Please. Deposit a worthy joke on your way out.
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 08:31 AM
If you're sore, use a shorter finger :D
As Biggy would say...
http://www.magnetreps.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/unbelievable.jpg
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 08:32 AM
Have sex with it. Then the joke will be on them.
Please.... for the good of humanity....
Buzzetta
December 29, 2007, 08:35 AM
ZOMFG, the late-night crew is up to its usual antics! Please. Deposit a worthy joke on your way out.
I think that QP (As I will forever call her) and the rest of the Europeans hate us.
Morrissey the 23rd
December 30, 2007, 02:27 AM
wow that was a lot of work for a secret santa gift! a naughty calendar or something is about as far as I go..
There is a lot of time in the staff room. He probably got the idea from the common room.
PS Thanks for the calender. Your boyfriend will kill me if he finds out.
Morrissey the 23rd
December 30, 2007, 02:29 AM
i can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually not sure if you are being sarcastic or not...
Really?
vicarinatutugal
December 30, 2007, 02:32 AM
There is a lot of time in the staff room. He probably got the idea from the common room.
PS Thanks for the calender. Your boyfriend will kill me if he finds out.
Oh don't worry about him, he is still in the dog house cause he bought his secret santa fluffy hand cuffs. :mad:
Morrissey the 23rd
December 30, 2007, 02:34 AM
Oh don't worry about him, he is still in the dog house cause he bought his secret santa fluffy hand cuffs. :mad:
It would have been a bigger issue if he hadn't told you then you found out.
By the way. I especially like August. ;)
vicarinatutugal
December 30, 2007, 02:37 AM
It would have been a bigger issue if he hadn't told you then you found out.
By the way. I especially like August. ;)
oh I suppose you are right, you are always so level headed. You liked the celtic scarf for a bra then? I thought that would go down well. :D
esheh195
December 31, 2007, 06:38 PM
The better game is Fuck Marry Kill..... THAT is a fun game. I name three people and then you decide which will fit into each category.
BWAHAHAHA! Fuck Marry Kill is the best game evaaar!
Every time we play there is always a couple involved that end up getting in a huge fight because of the Fuck option. HAHA!
Cuz if you think about it....the boyfriend or girlfriend has to pick their significant other as the Marry, the Kill is harmless, but then that means someone in the room is the one they would Fuck! hahaha...never pretty...but the ensuing fights are always entertaining.
I just sit back and drink my tasty beverage and enjoy the show
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Buzzetta
January 1, 2008, 07:35 PM
There is a lot of time in the staff room. He probably got the idea from the common room.
PS Thanks for the calender. Your boyfriend will kill me if he finds out.
No there isn't. If you actually saw my schedule I do not believe you could keep pace.
Buzzetta
January 1, 2008, 07:37 PM
BWAHAHAHA! Fuck Marry Kill is the best game evaaar!
Every time we play there is always a couple involved that end up getting in a huge fight because of the Fuck option. HAHA!
Cuz if you think about it....the boyfriend or girlfriend has to pick their significant other as the Marry, the Kill is harmless, but then that means someone in the room is the one they would Fuck! hahaha...never pretty...but the ensuing fights are always entertaining.
I just sit back and drink my tasty beverage and enjoy the show
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x84/esheh195/gifs%20and%20comments/pulpfiction1.gif
Heh - You always start it off by throwing options out there of celebrity types that are unrealistic. As the drinking goes on you throw out people that you know but who are not in the vicinity. THEN you use the people in the vicinity and as you said... sit back and watch the fur fly.
Morrissey the 23rd
January 1, 2008, 07:44 PM
No there isn't. If you actually saw my schedule I do not believe you could keep pace.
Even the thought tires me. I read the word 'pace' and felt drained!
Ms Ann Thrope
January 6, 2008, 12:48 AM
If someone gave you a gag gift, would you think it was "funny" or that person trying to be unkind, cruel to you (in a mysterious way)?
You see, I had a secret santa gift from someone. They gave me a normal present, Bath & Body Works' Sweet Pea lotion. However, the "gag" part of the gift was an inflateable husband (basically a blow-up man doll in a box). It was purchased from Spencer's ( a gag-type of gift store in our malls here).
Do you think this person was being funny or unkind? At first, all of us laughed about it but, after I took it home, hid it in my closet & thought about it, I am thinking it wasn't too funny....more like unkind. I feel a bit saddened thinking even now about it, I feel like even tearing up writing this b/c of the embarrassment & humiliation I do feel.
Yesterday even, I asked a couple of my work colleagues that seen me open it & I asked them what they felt about it. All of them seemingly replied in no uncertain terms in different times of day (for which I asked them) that all of them thought it was funny @ first yet, after thinking about it, it wasn't exactly cool, appropriate or even kind. They too, are very open-minded people, light & fluffy & fun too, comparatively towards me who is not. Therefore their reactions surprised me immensely.
I forgot to mention, it was a married man who gave it to me too!!
What do you all think? Just asking....
:tears:
The tears of the perpetually single! seriously..WHO CARES?
People laugh at me all the time :D
hatfull
January 6, 2008, 09:17 AM
There is a lot of time in the staff room. He probably got the idea from the common room.
PS Thanks for the calender. Your boyfriend will kill me if he finds out.
I got a naughty calender as my secret santa this year! It was a lucky dip secret santa, and I was quite pleased really as I needed a calender (though it has to be said, i don't really see how anyone could find any of the men attractive!) still, it made me giggle! And i've hung it up i the kitchen.
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