Morrissey Kissed Full On The Mouth!

[fortbethel]

She was HOT TOO! All Morrissey could do was act frightened. She could have at least let the band have turns on her. She was really THAT HOT! This happened at the first LA show FYI

[fortbethel]

She was HOT TOO! All Morrissey could do was act frightened. She could have at least let the band have turns on her. She was really THAT HOT! This happened at the first LA show FYI

[Raquel]

She was HOT TOO! All Morrissey could do was act frightened. She could have at least let the band have turns on her. She was really THAT HOT! This happened at the first LA show FYI

Pictures please!

[Your Arsenal]

LOL, Morrissey is in his boy stage, he's not into skanky sluts.
He even said "gross" at that girl. the 'hot' girl, he thought was gross. HEH.

anyway, i'm glad the skank didn't get to kiss him, poor mozzy

[ella-reflex]

his words were "disgusting"

[imogen11]

You're shitting me.
That's hilarious - elaborate please! Don't just feed us tiny morsels about a full on pash. Geez....

[Your Arsenal]

LOL
Even better. I guess I thought the other in my head .

[Strange Fear]

You're shitting me.
That's hilarious - elaborate please! Don't just feed us tiny morsels about a full on pash. Geez....

Yes, please be more specific. Some girl kissed him on the mouth and he made a disgusted face?

[maybe]

LOL, Morrissey is in his boy stage, he's not into skanky sluts.
He even said "gross" at that girl. the 'hot' girl, he thought was gross. HEH.

anyway, i'm glad the skank didn't get to kiss him, poor mozzy

Of course it's disgusting to be kissed full on the mouth by a complete stranger, no matter how hot they are. Yuk! Even if Morrissey himself came up to me in the street and kissed me without warning I'd slap him in the face. Poor Moz :(

[imogen11]

she was kinda gross looking with that tiny tiger/leopard (?) print outfit and she just ran and literally attacked him, legs wide spread and all... i cant remember anything more except for morrissey's red and disgusted face. later he referred to her as smelling like gasoline from a 747 or something. it was kind of funny though.

god, how mortified would you be if Morrissey's first words after you kissed him were 'disgusting' harr.
Oh, I'm dying to see this on youtube!!

So he went red, huh? hehe that's cute.

[vicarinatutugal]

his face at first looked as if he wasnt sure whether to smile or gag. he seemed confused. but he did laugh a little...

aww I hope this does pop up soon on youtube be funny to see, I also want to see the legs in the football strip. :p

[liebe]

Found this photo on Flickr...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/april2/1471893826/

[Grim O'Grady]

Found this photo on Flickr...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/april2/1471893826/

excellent pics of the fitba strip too!

love

Grim

[nugz]

Found this photo on Flickr...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/april2/1471893826/

HAHAHA oh god. stupid girl. first of all it looks like she got lost and meant to go to the strip club down the street or something and ended up at a Morrissey show.

If I ever had that chance to get up there and hug him the most I'd do would be kiss him on the cheek. I dont think he minds that, but I wouldnt try to tongue him, geezus.

[vicarinatutugal]

Found this photo on Flickr...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/april2/1471893826/

what a fantastic set of pics! :D

[the more you explore me!]

kissing is sissy stuff!

[lovemorrissey]

Has she no shame??

He does look completely rape-able in that yellow shirt though!! :p

[fuckfrankie]

i bet he'll be singing with one eye open from now on.

me? i always planned on giving him a noogie if i ever made it on stage.

[Hellie]

He never used to mind being molested.Geez in the early days of the Smiths they`d all pile on stage and utterly molest him.He loved it.I went to a gig where he couldn`t get a word out for five whole minutes because he was covered in slobber.

Take the Will Never Marry vid as well,utterly loving it.:D

He``s gone all silly.He needs more cuddles however,not some leopard clad bint shoving her tongue down his throat.

However,by the looks of the woman who`s pounced on him i cannot wonder at his utter disgust.I mean who would wear such utterly dire and atrocious attire? Not a proper Morrissey fan.:p

[mozsupportsrovers]

whats goin on with his neck, cant make it out

[Jones]

He never used to mind being molested.Geez in the early days of the Smiths they`d all pile on stage and utterly molest him.He loved it.I went to a gig where he couldn`t get a word out for five whole minutes because he was covered in slobber.

Take the Will Never Marry vid as well,utterly loving it.:D

He``s gone all silly.He needs more cuddles however,not some leopard clad bint shoving her tongue down his throat.

However,by the looks of the woman who`s pounced on him i cannot wonder at his utter disgust.I mean who would wear such utterly dire and atrocious attire? Not a proper Morrissey fan.:p

I don't recall anyone trying to give him a full on snog before. Anyone would be a bit shocked.

[TuQui]

Found this photo on Flickr...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/april2/1471893826/

Thanks for this :)

[meat_is_murder19]

I wonder what morrissey`s reaction would have been if a handsome young man got up on stage and kissed him on the mouth :o:D that would be intresting

[treygar]

this makes me wonder if this is the type of girls Mozz is attracting these days will he be featured on the next Rock of Love???/

perhaps that was to be the press conference announcement...

Mozz + VH1 - a match made in heaven :)

they could squeeze him into a timeslot inbetween Flavor Flav and Hulk Hogan, and don't think they haven't thought about it :)

gotta love America.

[King Leer]

Amazing set of photos by "aprilllll" -- that particular one is a modern classic. Would make a great bootleg cover. Call it "The Conjugal Bed"



Found this photo on Flickr...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/april2/1471893826/

[desloge]

His reaction is very endearing. I'm afraid my opinions of him would've been drastically changed if he'd enjoyed it.

[Comtesse]

I wonder what morrissey`s reaction would have been if a handsome young man got up on stage and kissed him on the mouth :o:D that would be intresting

Men used to try to kiss him all the time back in the day. Isn't there one scene from Will Never Marry where some guy grabs Morrissey's face and tries to plant one on him, but he pulls away? I tend to think that he'd find a man kissing him much less icky than a woman, but that's just a guess... ;)

[left out]

I agree with Maybe, no-one should have to endure a full on kiss from a total stranger uninvited. I expect he appreciates a gentle hug from stage invaders, but you could get arrested for that in another situation.

Done to me, I'd put their lights out..

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Ugh... the downside of celebrity I guess. If it were a woman singing on stage who was molested by a stranger, no one would think it was cute at all. I know he must like attention, but... this just makes me cringe in sympathy. I wouldn't like it if it were me.

[lottie]

aww poor poor Moz.
i bet she is a meat eater too....
*eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
:mad::mad:

[Corrissey]

Her gesture was absolutely vile. I love the pic & his reaction tho- what a great kodak moment! I hope this chick doesn't ruin our chances elsewhere :p Pregs, I'm talking to you :)! oh and I can't believe she got a second chance. :confused: Just who did she pay off for that? Whatever. I'm sure she got to ram her tongue down someone's throat before the night was through. Do I smell airport?

[WinkWink]

he was probably disgusted at what she was wearing. Girls, you are either human or a leopard...decide now. you can't be both.

[Musings]

The irony of this woman attacking him in something that looks like animal hide is not lost on me. LOL.

She doesn't even know who he is.

[Harsh Truth]

that skank better not have had a cold or there's gonna be some trouble!

[Musings]

that skank better not have had a cold or there's gonna be some trouble!

aaaaah! Don't even say things like that aloud!

(everyone, silently: no jinxies, no jinxies, no jinxies, no jinxies)

[Mozgrrl]

that skank better not have had a cold or there's gonna be some trouble!

Yeah really, because it would be NYC that he cancels. If she gets him sick I will personally find her & kick her a**. That's probably why he was so disgusted...strange people's bodily fluids....ewwww. I think that was so disrespectful ...and skanky.

[Skinner]

Yikes! Tension! Can you handle it?! haha.

Here is my take on the matter:

I think its disrespectful to the Moz but also to the rest of the fans. We are lucky that he is very willing to shake hands and touch the fans. Many other performers are not so giving in that way. He is so used to people rushing the stage and hugging him, it hasn't phased him in ages. But to have some ho stick her tongue in his mouth...ew! :mad: That is abusing his trust and potentially ruining it for the rest of us. Speaking of which if that whore did give him a cold, I'll clock her in the back of the head. No more cancelations!!! :mad:

[Musings]

endearing? what kind of man tells an entire audience that a womans kiss tastes like gasoline. kind of pathetic, I think..... he's no gentleman, he's proved that..... (this is as charming as telling the audience in berlin that their city is incredibly beautiful assuming this was warszaw....)

hey, moz was joking when he said that in berlin! of course, his humor is dry, which i love, and which is one of the many things that endears him to all of us. remember, he loves us and means it all in good fun.
mozzer is a little cutie. he didn't mean anything bad by that comment. sometimes things don't translate that well, that's all.
also, why would he say anything respectful about the woman you're speaking of? she certainly wasn't respectful of him. he's a better person than me. i would've slapped her.

p.s. he is a gentleman. in the best kind of way.

[CrystalGeezer]

I am a jelly donut!

[pandora_cocteau]

I think that was mean, that he said that about her. It's almost a tradition to jump on stage, and he has encouraged that for so long. He is extremely attractive, his smell is an aphrodisiac- no wonder she got the extreme urge to kiss him!
The gasoline...wow...she must be a smoker or something. But still, he shouldn't have said that. The girl must feel absolutely awful now.

[Musings]

I think that was mean, that he said that about her. It's almost a tradition to jump on stage, and he has encouraged that for so long. He is extremely attractive, his smell is an aphrodisiac- no wonder she got the extreme urge to kiss him!
The gasoline...wow...she must be a smoker or something. But still, he shouldn't have said that. The girl must feel absolutely awful now.

pandora, I don't think it was an innocent kiss, though... i feel like he would've been nicer if it were something like that.

I think she literally stuck her tongue in his mouth. **gross** (!)
(I have a friend in Nevada who drove to this gig, and, from what I understand, it was pretty graphic.)

[pandora_cocteau]

pandora, I don't think it was an innocent kiss, though... i feel like he would've been nicer if it were something like that.

I think she literally stuck her tongue in his mouth. **gross** (!)
(I have a friend in Nevada who drove to this gig, and, from what I understand, it was pretty graphic.)

Oh, ew. Ok. Never mind. I thought it was a peck.
I didn't want to judge a person by the way she dressed....but who sticks their tongue down a person's throat? A person wearing leopard print skankaliscious rag-dress. Morrissey is MEANT to be passionately embraced when he wants to be kissed. At other times, one should be gentle. That way it doesn't cause a fuss.

[Musings]

Oh, ew. Ok. Never mind. I thought it was a peck.
I didn't want to judge a person by the way she dressed....but who sticks their tongue down a person's throat? A person wearing leopard print skankaliscious rag-dress. Morrissey is MEANT to be passionately embraced when he wants to be kissed. At other times, one should be gentle. That way it doesn't cause a fuss.

Exactly.
:)

[Cassius]

How disrespectful to Morrissey. If he had pulled her out of the front row, and forcibly kissed her against her will, no one would be like "Oh, wow, how sweet. So cute!". We'd all think it was disgusting and rude.
We'd really be like, "Lucky bitch!"

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

How disrespectful to Morrissey. If he had pulled her out of the front row, and forcibly kissed her against her will, no one would be like "Oh, wow, how sweet. So cute!". We'd all think it was disgusting and rude.
We'd really be like, "Lucky bitch!"

So, so, so, so true Cass

[imogen11]

another loony thread. jeeeez. get over it. it's boring, nobody's interested.

God your attitude has changed.

[Cassius]

When he said she tasted like gasoline, maybe he was referring to the fact that she looked like a truck stop whore?

[ADAM]

When he said she tasted like gasoline, maybe he was referring to the fact that she looked like a truck stop whore?

As a retired Truck Stop Whore (we prefer to be called Interstate Gratification and Amusement Facilitators) I take considerable offense to anyone comparing my colleagues to that skank in leopard print. She looks like one of the Bush twins, not a true Working Girl. We're classier than that.

[moiaussi]

I don't think his comment was particularly vicious. All he was really saying is "I didn't like that". Well, really?
What did she think he would do? Say thank you?

[tanner_sis]

truckstop whore...use the proper name damnit its lot lizzard!

[celibate]

that skank better not have had a cold or there's gonna be some trouble!

:D
damn me 'what's the story morningglory' coffee on the screen again, and
it's only 6.35 in the morning

[imogen11]

I think it's pretty funny - a bit disrespectful, but funny all the same.
I mean, she's probably the only woman to have pashed moz since 1981.

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

:D
damn me 'what's the story morningglory' coffee on the screen again, and
it's only 6.35 in the morning

Is this an Oasis reference? Cuz if it is...yay! :D

[nugz]

I think it's pretty funny - a bit disrespectful, but funny all the same.
I mean, she's probably the only woman to have pashed moz since 1981.

haha true!

I hope when I get up on stage he doesnt run for his life, I wouldn't molest him like that, I'd be gentle. :p

and I sure as hell wouldnt be wearing any leopard print skank outfit.

[imogen11]

haha true!

I hope when I get up on stage he doesnt run for his life, I wouldn't molest him like that, I'd be gentle. :p

and I sure as hell wouldnt be wearing any leopard print skank outfit.

It'd be funny to dress up and do it. I'd dress up as a giant orange.

So, are you gonna try again at the next show??? You can do it Nugz!! Imagine! I'd be so happy if you made it up there.

What shows are you going to??

[the more you explore me!]

...but who sticks their tongue down a person's throat? A person wearing leopard print skankaliscious rag-dress. Morrissey is MEANT to be passionately embraced when he wants to be kissed. At other times, one should be gentle. That way it doesn't cause a fuss.


Yeah really, because it would be NYC that he cancels. If she gets him sick I will personally find her & kick her a**. That's probably why he was so disgusted...strange people's bodily fluids....ewwww. I think that was so disrespectful ...and skanky.


I think its disrespectful to the Moz but also to the rest of the fans. We are lucky that he is very willing to shake hands and touch the fans. Many other performers are not so giving in that way. He is so used to people rushing the stage and hugging him, it hasn't phased him in ages. But to have some ho stick her tongue in his mouth...ew! :mad: That is abusing his trust and potentially ruining it for the rest of us. Speaking of which if that whore did give him a cold, I'll clock her in the back of the head. No more cancelations!!! :mad:


How disrespectful to Morrissey. If he had pulled her out of the front row, and forcibly kissed her against her will, no one would be like "Oh, wow, how sweet. So cute!". We'd all think it was disgusting and rude.
We'd really be like, "Lucky bitch!"


When he said she tasted like gasoline, maybe he was referring to the fact that she looked like a truck stop whore?


Jealousy




and I sure as hell wouldnt be wearing any leopard print skank outfit.

yes you would it's your favorite outfit:p

[nugz]

It'd be funny to dress up and do it. I'd dress up as a giant orange.

So, are you gonna try again at the next show??? You can do it Nugz!! Imagine! I'd be so happy if you made it up there.

What shows are you going to??

I'm going to all 5 in NYC, so I got 5 chances!!! it's my goal. anddd...also to give Moz my drawing. I have 2 goals, 5 nights. I can do it!!! :D


hahaha, a giant orange. oh, the look on Moz's face would be priceless!

[imogen11]

I'm going to all 5 in NYC, so I got 5 chances!!! it's my goal. anddd...also to give Moz my drawing. I have 2 goals, 5 nights. I can do it!!! :D


hahaha, a giant orange. oh, the look on Moz's face would be priceless!

I'd wear and all-in-one orange lyrca suit under my giant, hand-painted paper-maiche orange.


Oh man, 5 shows - you're up there for sure. Easy. You'll be able to do it!
How exciting!
Get up there and give him your drawing!

[the more you explore me!]

I'm going to all 5 in NYC, so I got 5 chances!!! it's my goal. anddd...also to give Moz my drawing. I have 2 goals, 5 nights. I can do it!!! :D


hahaha, a giant orange. oh, the look on Moz's face would be priceless!

You look better in a leopard print skank outfit and put the pictures up as well.

[bikubesong]

I wanna kiss...HER too :o MORRISSEY should be ashamed:o

edit: Nice pics vAndreav

[nugz]

i dont know if these have been posted but here are some pictures of this obscene incident from laweekly.com!!
Oh my! shes devouring his face. and choking him too..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482571_56.jpg
ha, it almost looks like a smile...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482566_56.jpg
no, he looks like a frightened child...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482565_56.jpg

oh my freaking god! she got him good! :eek:

[nugz]

You look better in a leopard print skank outfit and put the pictures up as well.

I'll put it up when I'm finished. I did a practice drawing but thats not worthy of critiquing yet. I'll put up the finished product before the show. :)

[the more you explore me!]

i dont know if these have been posted but here are some pictures of this obscene incident from laweekly.com!!
Oh my! shes devouring his face. and choking him too..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482571_56.jpg
ha, it almost looks like a smile...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482566_56.jpg
no, he looks like a frightened child...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482565_56.jpg

she doesn't look too bad looking.....but why do people have to do that, it's just weird! he looks like a frightened child because... its a women kissing him!


I'll put it up when I'm finished. I did a practice drawing but thats not worthy of critiquing yet. I'll put up the finished product before the show. :)

what about the leopard dress thingie!


she must have paid off somebody to get up there so easily...

yeah julia or julie or what ever that women is called!

[viva hate1]

look at the first picture were the kiss is happening look at his hands he`s not even moving them,if he didn`t liked the woman in the first place the only thing he had to do was to push her away and just get rid of her ,also if that girl`s plan was to kiss morrissey on the mouth why the hell she didn`t had some mints first???

[CrystalGeezer]

i dont know if these have been posted but here are some pictures of this obscene incident from laweekly.com!!
Oh my! :eek: shes devouring his face. and choking him too..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482571_56.jpg


Should I be ashamed that this is a total turn on for me?

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

Please someone post some video of this crazy bitch!

[CrystalGeezer]

look at the first picture were the kiss is happening look at his hands he`s not even moving them,if he didn`t liked the woman in the first place the only thing he had to do was to push her away and just get rid off her ,also if that girl`s plan was to kiss morrissey on the mouth why the hell she didn`t have some mints first???

She had Petroltoids.

[CrystalGeezer]

well, she was probably really drunk or something. and she completely caught him off guard, with his eyes closed and in mid song, you can see she had him in a near head lock, look at the last pic - he tried to pry her arms off.

but i have to say - she is a good looking woman! if only it was a bit classier :(

I'm guessing she knew she was going to do it and got dressed up for the occassion. Dressed up to her standards, not his. And it probably took her four cocktails of courage to get up there in the first place, the last thing on her mind was her breath. These are all stupid theories but there's not much else going on. It's all good fun

[nugz]

what about the leopard dress thingie!


oh I'll send that to you in a special PM, baby. ;)

[CrystalGeezer]

The thing I love most about the last pic is his relaxed hand, for a moment he gives way and just lets it happen. That's what gets me, his hand signalling momentary defeat. Not Leopard Lady.

[nugz]

I'm guessing she knew she was going to do it and got dressed up for the occassion. Dressed up to her standards, not his. And it probably took her four cocktails of courage to get up there in the first place, the last thing on her mind was her breath. These are all stupid theories but there's not much else going on. It's all good fun

at least she'll have a story to tell her grandchildren!

[Sharron Needles]

Omfg!

[imogen11]

That first picture is priceless!
PRICELESS!!!

:D

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

That first picture is priceless!
PRICELESS!!!

:D

I completely agree. I don't think we'll ever see Moz kissing a woman again. There's something about this pic that I love. Yes I still think she's insane but talk about capturing a rare moment. I want this as my avatar.

Update: Done! Trust me, I don't approve of her behavior but this picture is like a car wreck, I can't stop staring at it!

[Sharron Needles]

I think we saw her drinking High Gravity out of a paper bag at that 7-11 on Eastern Ave in Bell Gardens before the gig, so that probably explains a lot.

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

ha nice avatar. but yeah, rare moment indeed, something i think many have wondered about or wanted to see....too bad it was so forceful and vulgar and, in my opinion, ugly (just the whole situation...)...

I agree, ugly situation. Now that I see these pics I wonder if 'broken pipe' is another saying for 'crazy inappropriate fans'. The picture would be very endearing if it wasn't for her looking like she was choking him!

[vicarinatutugal]

i dont know if these have been posted but here are some pictures of this obscene incident from laweekly.com!!
Oh my! shes devouring his face. and choking him too..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482571_56.jpg
ha, it almost looks like a smile...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482566_56.jpg
no, he looks like a frightened child...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482565_56.jpg

:eek:

[viva hate1]

poor girl,imagine someone`s saying all this things of any of us on the internet , i think morrissey would find this kind of funny now, maybe he was laughing after this happened , i picture him talking about this with the other guys ,do you think they noticed the kissing thing?also do you think that girl stuck her tongue into his mouth? if that`s so.....now i`m really jealous.

[this_tired_heart]

please put your tongue away
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1210/1476405912_fcf9d2d473_o.jpgthis is how it's done

[alma matters]

I don't quite understand how she was up there long enough to do this action. I mean, in al the photos, you can see the security guards hands on her hips.

When I invaded, those guards were up there so fast, I barely got to touch him. I mean, I got a tiny, half assed embrace (I am talking palms on shoulders) and even then, I was in firm grip of security.

[CrystalGeezer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482566_56.jpg


As hilarious as his face looks in this photo, look at hers. Stunning! As though she's stumbled on the fountian of youth, all it takes is a kiss from Morrissey. He should wrap up the tour real quick and open up a kissing booth in downtown Hollywood for all those collagen-packed face phonies.

[pandora_cocteau]

That first picture came as a huge surprise to me. Up until this point, I could only IMAGINE what Morrissey would look like, kissing somebody. Ah, if the feeling was reciprocated by Moz, I would be on the floor with a bottle of SoCo washing away my sorrows. Is that bad?

[Musings]

That first picture came as a huge surprise to me. Up until this point, I could only IMAGINE what Morrissey would look like, kissing somebody. Ah, if the feeling was reciprocated by Moz, I would be on the floor with a bottle of SoCo washing away my sorrows. Is that bad?

LOL :D

[Musings]

haha, how would you know he's a gentleman?
well, I do, but how is none of your beeswax. trust.


you people are funny!
true.


yeah, well whatever. the man has a bunch of loony fans......and that's a fact ;-)

yes, like you... :D

[Kewpie]

poor girl,imagine someone`s saying all this things of any of us on the internet , i think morrissey would find this kind of funny now, maybe he was laughing after this happened , i picture him talking about this with the other guys ,do you think they noticed the kissing thing?also do you think that girl stuck her tongue into his mouth? if that`s so.....now i`m really jealous.


The woman couldn't help registering the site and read what other people were saying about her.

She seems to be scared of posting the forums though.

[Musings]

The woman couldn't help registering the site and read what other people were saying about her.

She seems to be scared of posting the forums though.

how can you tell that it's her? :confused:

[Kewpie]

I don't mean viva hate 1 is the woman.
viva is a Mexican member who wasn't there.

[nugz]

The woman couldn't help registering the site and read what other people were saying about her.

She seems to be scared of posting the forums though.

yeah seriously, how the hell would you know who she was if she didnt post? you are so f'ing weird. seriously.

[vicarinatutugal]

yeah seriously, how the hell would you know who she was if she didnt post? you are so f'ing weird. seriously.

aww nugz... Kewpie did not mean that the woman had registered I do not think.
I think you are following her round the board now and picking on her a little, or that is what it seems. :confused:

[nugz]

aww nugz... Kewpie did not mean that the woman had registered I do not think.
I think you are following her round the board now and picking on her a little, or that is what it seems. :confused:

well thats what it sounded like to me, and i wasnt the only one who thought that.

im not "following" her around. i usually ignore her. but she pissed me off the other day when she flipped out on judge for no reason. she's grating on my nerves. i should put her on ignore, i know i know.

[Comtesse]

As I said on Morrissey_Shot, I have no pity for that horrible woman - she violated our Morrissey! In a leopard print skank dress, of all things! May she be unexpectedly French-kissed by the most unhygienic homeless person in Los Angeles!

[MsChievous]

hey - why dont we all go to his concerts in leopard print skank dresses and terrify the poor guy?!?! ;-)

While I would love to lay one on Moz, I want him to enjoy it. I'm not much of a PDA person besides hand-holding and kiss on the cheek and that's only with people I know well. I once went on a first date with a guy who insisted I hold his hand, never went out with him again.

[snapyou]

hey - why dont we all go to his concerts in leopard print skank dresses and terrify the poor guy?!?! ;-)



I like that idea!
Imagine a whole front row,men and women of all ages,dressed in leopard skin dresses!
:D

[MsChievous]

As a retired Truck Stop Whore (we prefer to be called Interstate Gratification and Amusement Facilitators) I take considerable offense to anyone comparing my colleagues to that skank in leopard print. She looks like one of the Bush twins, not a true Working Girl. We're classier than that.

Adam - you have no idea how hard it was to control the laughter when I read this.

[WHY!]

In a leopard print skank dress, of all things!

Morrissey is wearing leather shoes. This is much worse.

I think he enjoyed the kiss and he had to say someting nasty. Of course he had to. He's Morrissey! Should he let us think he enjoyed the kiss after all? No. He must let us think he didn't and with some nasty comments he succeeded. It's his typical show and we all should know him better.

I think this kiss from that woman is very funny and will go down in history! We will talk about it in many years saying thinks like "Do you remember when this woman entered the stage and was kissing Moz LIKE THAT??"

To be honest, no one of us never thought to see a picture like that. To see Morrissey in a such kiss with a woman - onstage! This is spectacular!

So, girls, don't be jealous. Morrissey is just a man after all and all men who like women enjoy kisses like that from a young beautiful woman. He's not god or unnatural. He only wants us to believe that.

[ADAM]

Adam - you have no idea how hard it was to control the laughter when I read this.

Why, thank you?!?! It's truly genuine... I mean, who hasn't worked a shift or two at the troughs of a truck stop? There's no shame in earning a buck the old fashioned way. However, one must draw the line at leopard print skeezecloth.

Unlike the Bush twins and this thing attached to Morrissey's mouth, a true Working Girl has standards. Not even the most lowly, self-loathing, closeted Republican cross-dressing Congressman would be caught dead in a chemise that vile.

I'm shocked that Julia didn't jump up on stage and shank the skank.

[Spruce]

She may be 'hot' - is it Sadie Frost? - see below picture, but no-one likes to be forced upon. Would people react the same if a man fan forced himself on a female singer?

http://www.celebopedia.com/sadie-frost/images/sadie-frost.jpg

[Comtesse]

Morrissey is wearing leather shoes. This is much worse.

How do you know? It could be synthetic leather. In fact, I'd be surprised if it wasn't. He made a point of stating that his "leather" Elvis costume was PVC back in 2000.

[Musings]

Would people react the same if a man fan forced himself on a female singer?

http://www.celebopedia.com/sadie-frost/images/sadie-frost.jpg

No, he would be arrested! :eek:

I was speaking with a friend just last night about this exact issue. If the gender roles were reversed, reactions would have been very different!

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

She may be 'hot' - is it Sadie Frost? - see below picture, but no-one likes to be forced upon. Would people react the same if a man fan forced himself on a female singer?

http://www.celebopedia.com/sadie-frost/images/sadie-frost.jpg

Totally random but I was at that movie premiere for Sky Captain in London. I kind of assaulted Jude Law, it was awesome. :p

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Totally random but I was at that movie premiere for Sky Captain in London. I kind of assaulted Jude Law, it was awesome. :p

Did you French him? See, if it were Jude Law instead of Moz you'd have to be the one worried about catching something...

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

Did you French him? See, if it were Jude Law instead of Moz you'd have to be the one worried about catching something...

Haha, nice. No I didn't, I was sort of gentle. :p

[Mars_Rover]

Well how did Jude react?! Don't leave us hanging!

And when you say, "if the gender roles were reversed, reactions would be very different" do you mean by Morrissey fans or Morrissey himself?

OK, now I go back to daydreaming of kissing Jude Law ;)

[mar2d2]

THIS IS AWESOMEEEEE!!! AHHAHAHA HILARIOUS !!!!!!! JJgzubfouzrggouzrguzogu

i envy that girl so MUCH!! SHE STUCK HER WHOLE TONGUE!!!!???WHAT THE HEEELL?????

animal print girl, you are my new personal hero

[WHY!]

How do you know? It could be synthetic leather. In fact, I'd be surprised if it wasn't. He made a point of stating that his "leather" Elvis costume was PVC back in 2000.

He admitted it several times in the past that he's wearing leather shoes (I didn't mean the Elvis suit). When I spot the interview snippets I'll send them to you.

[dislocate my shoulder]

He admitted it several times in the past that he's wearing leather shoes (I didn't mean the Elvis suit). When I spot the interview snippets I'll send them to you.

He did. And stopped wearing them, when found good alternatives. Boring old topic.


About the photos> true, it's like watching a car wreck.

[Musings]

And when you say, "if the gender roles were reversed, reactions would be very different" do you mean by Morrissey fans or Morrissey himself?



Ah, again I wasn't very clear. Apologies for that; I'm usually at work when I type these things and in a hurry. :o

What I actually meant was if the singer were a female and the 'assaulting' fan were a male, he'd most likely be in a bit more trouble than this particular girl was. I think the fan reaction would be totally different as well -- it would be more along the lines of 'oh my goddd, i can't believe he violated her in that way, blah blah blah...'

us moz fans are really sort of just preoccupied with the novelty of it, whereas if it were a female singer, people would tend to be a bit more, oh, i don't know, incensed about it, i think...

[CrystalGeezer]

Ah, again I wasn't very clear. Apologies for that; I'm usually at work when I type these things and in a hurry. :o

What I actually meant was if the singer were a female and the 'assaulting' fan were a male, he'd most likely be in a bit more trouble than this particular girl was. I think the fan reaction would be totally different as well -- it would be more along the lines of 'oh my goddd, i can't believe he violated her in that way, blah blah blah...'

us moz fans are really sort of just preoccupied with the novelty of it, whereas if it were a female singer, people would tend to be a bit more, oh, i don't know, incensed about it, i think...

And when they do express their incensed thoughts on it, it's passed off as jealousy. I think the moral is there's generally no aggreement on a message board.

[Danny]

Morrissey looks shocked but slightly amused in those pictures. This is a mountain out of a molehill. If he'd been really pissed off he'd have said much more than a few comments disparaging her breath.

There's a simple difference between a woman forcing a kiss onto a man and a man forcing a kiss onto a woman. And that's the disparity in strength.

[mell]

I think she was definitely in the wrong for sticking her tongue down poor, unsuspecting Mozzy's throat. That being said, someone on this board *must* know who this young woman is. Please drag her on over to this thread so she can tell us all about it. I want to hear every dirty little detail!!!!

By the way, does no one remember when Adrien Brody won his Oscar and grabbed Halle Berry and kissed her long and hard? She didn't freak out about it, but I don't think she was completely okay with it.

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

By the way, does no one remember when Adrien Brody won his Oscar and grabbed Halle Berry and kissed her long and hard? She didn't freak out about it, but I don't think she was completely okay with it.

Oh my God, I adore Adrien Brody. I'd give anything for him to kiss me like that! I thought about that when I heard about the crazy leopard lady. Oh and to answer someone's question about Jude, I didn't really attack him, I just went crazy trying to get him to come talk to me. When he did, he kept touching me and I kept squeezing his hand. I've met him twice and I was surprised he didn't recognize me the second time (just a month after the first) especially because I wouldn't let go of him!

[SNS22]

Ah, again I wasn't very clear. Apologies for that; I'm usually at work when I type these things and in a hurry. :o

What I actually meant was if the singer were a female and the 'assaulting' fan were a male, he'd most likely be in a bit more trouble than this particular girl was. I think the fan reaction would be totally different as well -- it would be more along the lines of 'oh my goddd, i can't believe he violated her in that way, blah blah blah...'

us moz fans are really sort of just preoccupied with the novelty of it, whereas if it were a female singer, people would tend to be a bit more, oh, i don't know, incensed about it, i think...

Women Are Called Groupies...

Men Are Called Stalkers....

[vicarinatutugal]

yeah i really dont think he was pissed, maybe a little disgusted, but not too upset - i mean you should have seen his smirk as he said later on "earlier this evening i was kissed..." :p

see that is quite funny and does put a different spin on it, I want bootlegs people! please please please, when will we get them?

[vicarinatutugal]

THIS IS AWESOMEEEEE!!! AHHAHAHA HILARIOUS !!!!!!! JJgzubfouzrggouzrguzogu

i envy that girl so MUCH!! SHE STUCK HER WHOLE TONGUE!!!!???WHAT THE HEEELL?????

animal print girl, you are my new personal hero

lol at your new sig, mar2d2! :D

[This charming man.]

I think she was definitely in the wrong for sticking her tongue down poor, unsuspecting Mozzy's throat. That being said, someone on this board *must* know who this young woman is. Please drag her on over to this thread so she can tell us all about it. I want to hear every dirty little detail!!!!

By the way, does no one remember when Adrien Brody won his Oscar and grabbed Halle Berry and kissed her long and hard? She didn't freak out about it, but I don't think she was completely okay with it.

What every dirty little detail is there to know about someone jumping on stage and shoving their alcohol smelling mouth onto someone else's?

[Corrissey]

The thing I love most about the last pic is his relaxed hand, for a moment he gives way and just lets it happen. That's what gets me, his hand signalling momentary defeat. Not Leopard Lady.

My thoughts exactly.

First time on solo today and this place is plastered with 'that kiss'. I mean, that 'violation'. I'm sure it wasn't gentle, had to be a quick ram. Who wouldn't be disgusted by intense tongue thrusting?! And I like how security is coping a feel too. Ugh. I can't take anymore of that first pic.


Oh my God, I adore Adrien Brody. I'd give anything for him to kiss me like that! I thought about that when I heard about the crazy leopard lady. Oh and to answer someone's question about Jude, I didn't really attack him, I just went crazy trying to get him to come talk to me. When he did, he kept touching me and I kept squeezing his hand. I've met him twice and I was surprised he didn't recognize me the second time (just a month after the first) especially because I wouldn't let go of him!

JUDE LAW!!!! *sigh* I am a huge Jude fan. Girl, I'm jealous!! If it makes you feel jealous of me, I've hugged and talked to Billy Corgan and today, I did the same with Our Hero davidt. Yeay :D

So, I am going to dream about you squeezing Jude's hand. I don't care if his hands and mind are dirty =o) all the better. Oh and HoMS, please go back to the Father Moz Frink. That avatar has some heebie jeebie baggage attached :rolleyes:

[This charming man.]

My thoughts exactly.

First time on solo today and this place is plastered with 'that kiss'. I mean, that 'violation'. I'm sure it wasn't gentle, had to be a quick ram. Who wouldn't be disgusted by intense tongue thrusting?! And I like how security is coping a feel too. Ugh. I can't take anymore of that first pic.



JUDE LAW!!!! *sigh* I am a huge Jude fan. Girl, I'm jealous!! If it makes you feel jealous of me, I've hugged and talked to Billy Corgan and today, I did the same with Our Hero davidt. Yeay :D

So, I am going to dream about you squeezing Jude's hand. I don't care if his hands and mind are dirty =o) all the better. Oh and HoMS, please go back to the Father Moz Frink. That avatar has some heebie jeebie baggage attached :rolleyes:

The RS are 4-0 up against the Angels. Top of the 7th. Bahhhhhhh!

[Corrissey]

The RS are 4-0 up against the Angels. Top of the 7th. Bahhhhhhh!

Baseball... Balling... Same thread. :p

[SNS22]

Baseball... Balling... Same thread. :p

Did the Cubs sacrifice a live goat before the game today?

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

JUDE LAW!!!! *sigh* I am a huge Jude fan. Girl, I'm jealous!! If it makes you feel jealous of me, I've hugged and talked to Billy Corgan and today, I did the same with Our Hero davidt. Yeay :D

So, I am going to dream about you squeezing Jude's hand. I don't care if his hands and mind are dirty =o) all the better. Oh and HoMS, please go back to the Father Moz Frink. That avatar has some heebie jeebie baggage attached :rolleyes:

I didn't say that to make anyone jealous, why would you try to make me jealous? Not cool. And I like my avatar for now, thanks.

[vicarinatutugal]

The RS are 4-0 up against the Angels. Top of the 7th. Bahhhhhhh!


Did the Cubs sacrifice a live goat before the game today?

baseball chat over here please. (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=78637)

[MsChievous]

I was speaking with a friend just last night about this exact issue. If the gender roles were reversed, reactions would have been very different!

That's so true. A few years ago when I was one of the organizational committee for a running group we had this one chick who kept grabbing all the mens "packages". I brought this up at a meeting once wondering wtf we should do about it. Luckily she didn't last must longer. When we get If a groping man, the issue is dealt with immediately (or the women freak and dont come back). Maybe it's macho thing with guys not to complain about that sort of thing?

[This charming man.]

baseball chat over here please. (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=78637)

My apologies:o

[vicarinatutugal]

My apologies:o

lol! you are forgiven, I just really could not go another thread turning into a big baseball PM...
:p

[Corrissey]

I didn't say that to make anyone jealous, why would you try to make me jealous? Not cool. And I like my avatar for now, thanks.

HoMS! Please forgive me!
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/DGF_photos/beg.gif
I was not trying to make you jealous in a mean way. I'm jealous that you got that close to Jude. My 'encounter' with Billy didn't really compare. I was just trying to relay how jealous I am of your lil squeezin of the rude jude. I love you and your avatar. It's HER I don't like (yes, more jealousy)

'Envy makes them cry!' :(

[imogen11]

[QUOTE=MsChievous;667162]hey - why dont we all go to his concerts in leopard print skank dresses and terrify the poor guy?!?! ;-)
QUOTE]

Or dressed as oranges.

Hey Kewpie, so did she really register, or what??
Bet she has!

I fucking love this thread. Hilarious.

[imogen11]

Totally random but I was at that movie premiere for Sky Captain in London. I kind of assaulted Jude Law, it was awesome. :p

Jude?
Damn, you're my hero. :)

[mell]

What every dirty little detail is there to know about someone jumping on stage and shoving their alcohol smelling mouth onto someone else's?

ME-OW!

Since you asked (I'm sure rhetorically, but I'm going to be a brat and tell you anyway):
1) were Mozzy's lips as soft as I imagine them to be?
2) did he taste like strawberries?
3) was his face smooth like a baby's bottom or a tiny bit stubbly?

I'm sure I'll never have a chance to find these things out on my own unless Morrissey decides to open a kissing booth, so I'd like to know before I die. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

[ADAM]

I smell the Heterosexual Agenda at work. This is an obvious and desperate attempt at subverting and converting. (Using sports as subterfuge no less because you're all aware of the notorious link between sports and gay porn; thus distracting my skillful dissection of your evil plan.)

You call it kissing. I call it an act of war!

[UnfathomablyEarnest]

OMG! I am in shock!
Thats like watching songs of praise at hugh hefners house
..or bumping into Paris Hilton at a mensa meeting
..or watching Beth Ditto do the irish jig on a three legged table!

It just isnt supposed to happen. SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT TO THE IMAGINATION!

That said, did the crowd boo or cheer..? How long did it last..? Gimme details! :D

[vicarinatutugal]

OMG! I am in shock!
Thats like watching songs of praise at hugh hefners house
..or bumping into Paris Hilton at a mensa meeting
..or watching Beth Ditto do the irish jig on a three legged table!

It just isnt supposed to happen. SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT TO THE IMAGINATION!

That said, did the crowd boo or cheer..? How long did it last..? Gimme details! :D

from a post on Moz_shot (http://community.livejournal.com/morrissey_shot/)

"Actually she took her time prancing over to Mozzer when she got on stage, as if to say "oh boy look at me, I'm on stage and nobody's stopping me!" Morrissey was in the middle of a line from All You Need is Me so he never saw her coming. She was quick with the molestation though, and they were quick to remove her thereafter."

[SNS22]

I smell the Heterosexual Agenda at work. This is an obvious and desperate attempt at subverting and converting. (Using sports as subterfuge no less because you're all aware of the notorious link between sports and gay porn; thus distracting my skillful dissection of your evil plan.)

You call it kissing. I call it an act of war!

What The Hell are you talking about?

Who has an agenda and for what purpose?

[celibate]

Is this an Oasis reference? Cuz if it is...yay! :D

sorta, though I'm not a fan of Oasis I like that title of that album a lot
[it their best album also IMHO]

I only am behind the pc early in the morning [well maybe 2, 3 times a month
afternoon too] while sipping my coffee it's 'what's the story morning glory'?...

[This charming man.]

I smell the Heterosexual Agenda at work. This is an obvious and desperate attempt at subverting and converting. (Using sports as subterfuge no less because you're all aware of the notorious link between sports and gay porn; thus distracting my skillful dissection of your evil plan.)

You call it kissing. I call it an act of war!

Absolutely 100% bravo my friend.

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

lol! you are forgiven, I just really could not go another thread turning into a big baseball PM...
:p

Amen, Karin!

[liebe]

Morrissey is just a man after all and all men who like women enjoy kisses like that from a young beautiful woman. He's not god or unnatural. He only wants us to believe that.
I'd like to know what you mean by that.

[WHY!]

He did. And stopped wearing them, when found good alternatives. Boring old topic.

Yes, boring old topic. And I thought it's clear to everyone that he wears leather shoes. Who thinks he's wearing plastic shoes: look at his shoes he's wearing onstage and tell me it's plastic. Never! It's just your wishful thinking that he's not wearing leather because it doesn't fit in the "Morrissey image". It doesn't fit and he still wears leather.



I'd like to know what you mean by that.

Many of you consider him as a person who isn't made of flesh and blood but is god-like and not a real human beining with a sexual life. He's usual like all the other men out there. Some of you freak out when a hint comes out that he is a sexual person because you think he could never kiss someone. It must come from the "celibate time" but do you really think he celibated when the press (not he himself) said he'd celibate just because he hadn't sex for a while? He's just a man with all the belongings every man has and if someone thinks he never kissed another person must be very naive. That's what I meant with he's not unnatural. He's as natural as every man is outside.

Is here really a person with us who thinks Moz never kissed someone or never had sex in his life? :eek:

Both these topics are very old and very boring. So let's change the topic. I hadn't time to read all the last posts and if it's discussed... what I'd like to know: did someone find out who this woman is? Someone from the board? Or a friend of someone from the board? I'm just curious, not more.

[maybe]

Yes, boring old topic. And I thought it's clear to everyone that he wears leather shoes. Who thinks he's wearing plastic shoes: look at his shoes he's wearing onstage and tell me it's plastic. Never! It's just your wishful thinking that he's not wearing leather because it doesn't fit in the "Morrissey image". It doesn't fit and he still wears leather.


WHY!, it's high quality fake leather, not the cheap stuff we have to put up with. He can afford it. I recently watched a documentary about the production of fake leather and it's nearly impossible to spot the difference.


Quote:
Originally Posted by liebe
I'd like to know what you mean by that.

Many of you consider him as a person who isn't made of flesh and blood but is god-like and not a real human beining with a sexual life. He's usual like all the other men out there. Some of you freak out when a hint comes out that he is a sexual person because you think he could never kiss someone. It must come from the "celibate time" but do you really think he celibated when the press (not he himself) said he'd celibate just because he hadn't sex for a while? He's just a man with all the belongings every man has and if someone thinks he never kissed another person must be very naive. That's what I meant with he's not unnatural. He's as natural as every man is outside.

Is here really a person with us who thinks Moz never kissed someone or never had sex in his life?


I think the problem for some people is that you hinted that he could have enjoyed a kiss from a woman. :eek: ;)

PS - I haven't forgotten you, I WILL write back, I just can't seem to find enough time for it at the moment.

[dislocate my shoulder]

Yes, boring old topic. And I thought it's clear to everyone that he wears leather shoes. Who thinks he's wearing plastic shoes: look at his shoes he's wearing onstage and tell me it's plastic. Never! It's just your wishful thinking that he's not wearing leather because it doesn't fit in the "Morrissey image". It doesn't fit and he still wears leather.


Not to exhume the topic, but still a remark I want to make: you have not seen the label on his shoes, neither have I. Instead of making speculations, I hold to his own words (it's up to him how true they are).
Fake leather is not plastic. I suggest you to look through several Internet shops, selling fake-leather items, and report back to me, if you could always tell the difference.

[maybe]

well, those pictures say it all, don't they... has anybody ever seen a more tortured facial expression than that? lol. just brilliant. that photographer deserves an award.

Ok, for the umpteenth time. Imagine the following scenario:
You're all by yourself on a stage, singing, eyes closed. All of a sudden you have a stranger's tongue in your mouth. Let's assume you're a non-smoker and the person who's kissing you has been smoking heavily (that IS disgusting). I'm sure you'd make the same face, even if it was the man/woman of your dreams.

[dislocate my shoulder]

Ok, for the umpteenth time. Imagine the following scenario:
You're all by yourself on a stage, singing, eyes closed. All of a sudden you have a stranger's tongue in your mouth. Let's assume you're a non-smoker and the person who's kissing you has been smoking heavily (that IS disgusting). I'm sure you'd make the same face, even if it was the man/woman of your dreams.

Also remember what faces he is capable to pull in absolutely plain situations. He is a master at that (we wouldn't have a lolMozzers thread for nothing).

[WHY!]

I think the problem for some people is that you hinted that he could have enjoyed a kiss from a woman

:D I wonder how many dreams are now destroyed because of these pictures. I wonder what might happened if a man came onstage and doing the same thing. I'd like to see Moz' face then and hear his comments. Must be very interesting. Which man would do it on one of the next concerts? Any volunteers? ;)

[dicartwright]

All I know is that many of us will continue to live with that "I wish I could kiss Morrissey before I die" feeling. Or written on our shirts for that matter. And she did it. Right or wrong? I can't say anything that's completly true.

[Ronette]

It does make a startlingly good picture, worthy of an album cover, he might even be considering it.
In a town near me(I live in the south west so a little carnage is expected)
a man gabbed a woman and french kissed her unexpectedly and she bit his tounge off. Nasty woman! x
The gentle soul that is morrissey reacted slightly blissfully,when hes on stage hes...somewhat,someone else.

Do you think its fine for one to wear leather shoes when one has no money to pay for fake leather?

Most affordable non-leather shoes are gahstly, and crippling.
Presumably this was the reason for Morrissey's wearing of leather all those days ago.

What am I rambling on about??

[Danny]

I've looked at vegetarian shoe websites. Many of the shoes in the pictures look exactly like they are leather. I'm sure up close you could probably tell, but I don't see how you can from looking at a picture taken on a mobile phone.

[Mars_Rover]

:D I wonder how many dreams are now destroyed because of these pictures. I wonder what might happened if a man came onstage and doing the same thing. I'd like to see Moz' face then and hear his comments. Must be very interesting. Which man would do it on one of the next concerts? Any volunteers? ;)

Didn't a blonde young man kiss Morrissey onstage during one of the summer shows? I can't remember if he kissed him on the cheek or the lips. There were pictures and maybe video posted here if I recall. Anyone remember?

Morrissey didn't seem to mind. I think that was when he said, "I am loved."

[lottie]

look at the first picture were the kiss is happening look at his hands he`s not even moving them,if he didn`t liked the woman in the first place the only thing he had to do was to push her away and just get rid of her ,also if that girl`s plan was to kiss morrissey on the mouth why the hell she didn`t had some mints first???

those shots will be spilt seconds, most high tech cameras, take hundreds of shots a second. he didn't have a chance poor thing.
she should be ashamed. :mad:

[Sir Alec]

The people frowning upon this girl are simply jealous.

[moiaussi]

I don't think so, Sir Alec,
That's just an unfalsifiable rejoinder.
It's perfectly conceivable that someone would find her actions crass and distasteful. I, for one, would not want to do such a thing. I couldn't do it, regardless of how drunk I was.

Calling those who criticize an assault "jealous" is just daft. I don't think if a person that I found very attractive was assaulted, that it would be even remotely rational for me to claim that anyone who criticizes their attacker must be jealous.

If it were more tasteful, less invasive, and done with more respect, I can see jealousy coming into play, but I don't think I'm capable of being jealous of someone who does something so ugly.

[Musings]

I don't think so, Sir Alec,
That's just an unfalsifiable rejoinder.

oooh, fancy shmancy. unfalsifiable rejoinder = comeback that can't be proven incorrect


...I can see jealousy coming into play, but I don't think I'm capable of being jealous of someone who does something so ugly.

I don't think it's jealousy, either. I think it's something closer to envy. (not with you, with everyone)

[westendgirl]

oh, there are several people here, including myself, who are envious and you know it. not envious of maybe THAT particular situation or that kiss, but still, envious of a kiss with morrissey. you see?

I second, third, fourth, and fifth that! :D :p ;)

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

oh, there are several people here, including myself, who are envious and you know it. not envious of maybe THAT particular situation or that kiss, but still, envious of a kiss with morrissey. you see?

Envy is an understatement!!!

[mell]

oh, there are several people here, including myself, who are envious and you know it. not envious of maybe THAT particular situation or that kiss, but still, envious of a kiss with morrissey. you see?

You took the words right out of my mouth....I'm very, very envious! I wish there were more people who would/could talk about their experiences kissing ol' Mozzer! Oh hell, I'd even be happy to hear a story from someone who got to hold hands with him!

[westendgirl]

Envy is an understatement!!!

weeeell, maybe just a bit of an understatement :D

[moiaussi]

It isn't to say that there aren't people who would like to kiss him. It's pretty clear that there are. Duh. There are also likely people who feel envy or jealousy about someone doing it, even under such circumstances.
But that isn't the point now, is it?
It's quite silly to make a general claim that anyone who criticizes such actions is jealous. You cannot possibly know that, and there is nothing that a person can say to defeat it, except "no, I'm not". Whoever made this claim should know better.
Jealousy and envy are very close in meaning. It's pretty much irrelevant for the purpose of my point which one you decide to attribute.

[Cassius]

Ok, for the umpteenth time. Imagine the following scenario:
You're all by yourself on a stage, singing, eyes closed. All of a sudden you have a stranger's tongue in your mouth. Let's assume you're a non-smoker and the person who's kissing you has been smoking heavily (that IS disgusting).

*wank wank*

[Alcoholic Afternoons]

I just think it's disrespectful. The one thing we can probably safely assume is that Morrissey had no choice in the matter, and I don't like that.

[Danny]

Didn't a blonde young man kiss Morrissey onstage during one of the summer shows? I can't remember if he kissed him on the cheek or the lips. There were pictures and maybe video posted here if I recall. Anyone remember?

Morrissey didn't seem to mind. I think that was when he said, "I am loved."

:rolleyes:

I think it's fairly safe to say after 25 years that Morrissey would never think of a fan as a possible sexual partner, male or female. Therefore, there is no point in trying to draw conclusions about his sexuality from how he interacts with fans.

My impression is, if you behave like a moron then he usually brushes you off. If you treat him with respect he will do the same to you. Either way, he is never going to have a personal relationship with you.

[sol]

I have Faith in the love


this resembles my first kiss, an eternity was awful turning in my mouth so lacking in love.

[SNS22]

If a guy did this to Kristeen Young, would he...

A:Be thrown in jail...

B:Be laughed at and ridiculed for doing it to KRISTEEN YOUNG

C:Be Shanked after the show by Visconti's posse

D:ALL OF THE ABOVE

[Cassius]

If a guy did this to Kristeen Young, would he...

A:Be thrown in jail...

B:Be laughed at and ridiculed for doing it to KRISTEEN YOUNG

C:Be Shanked after the show by Visconti's posse

D:ALL OF THE ABOVE

Ooh, ooh, I pick C! I pick C!

[faroffplaces]

If a guy did this to Kristeen Young, would he...

A:Be thrown in jail...

B:Be laughed at and ridiculed for doing it to KRISTEEN YOUNG

C:Be Shanked after the show by Visconti's posse

D:ALL OF THE ABOVE

Kristeen Young is physically repulsive? Even given the rich smörgåsbord of e-heckling she normally gets round here, that's a new one. ; )

I can't imagine what Tony Visconti's "posse" would entail - possibly David Bowie and Lou Reed? I'd be quaking at the thought of David Bowie and Lou Reed on their way to tear me a new one. Seriously. Bowie probably wouldn't attack too strenuously on account of his heart, but I bet Reed would and could shank you with no qualms whatsoever.

But you're right. Unfortunately I suspect a man doing that to a female singer wouldn't be greeted with quite as much shock and horror -women are socialized to bend over and take this sort of thing; look at the widespread wink-winking at Adrien Brody's surprise Halle Berry smooch at the Oscars a few years back, not that that was nearly in the same liquor/unpleasantness league as this- but a woman who got this treatment could still probably press charges.

[SNS22]

Kristeen Young is physically repulsive? Even given the rich smörgåsbord of e-heckling she normally gets round here, that's a new one. ;)

I can't imagine what Tony Visconti's "posse" would entail - possibly David Bowie and Lou Reed? I'd be quaking at the thought of David Bowie and Lou Reed on their way to tear me a new one.

But you're right. Unfortunately I suspect a man doing that to a female singer wouldn't be greeted with quite as much shock and horror -women are socialized to bend over and take this sort of thing; look at the widespread wink-winking at Adrien Brody's surprise Halle Berry smooch at the Oscars a few years back, not that that was nearly in the same liquor/unpleasantness league as this- but a woman who got this treatment could still probably press charges.

Not saying she's Repulsive, per say...but some people don't think she's necessarily hot stuff...

I've yet to make up my mind...all I saw was about 2 feet of makeup and a pair of eyes

[Sir Alec]

It isn't to say that there aren't people who would like to kiss him. It's pretty clear that there are. Duh. There are also likely people who feel envy or jealousy about someone doing it, even under such circumstances.
But that isn't the point now, is it?
It's quite silly to make a general claim that anyone who criticizes such actions is jealous. You cannot possibly know that, and there is nothing that a person can say to defeat it, except "no, I'm not". Whoever made this claim should know better.
Jealousy and envy are very close in meaning. It's pretty much irrelevant for the purpose of my point which one you decide to attribute.

Stop taking everything seriously you jealous nympho.

[Musings]

Envy is an understatement!!!


oh, there are several people here, including myself, who are envious and you know it. not envious of maybe THAT particular situation or that kiss, but still, envious of a kiss with morrissey. you see?

I concur.

Hey. I think we need to see the picture again :p :




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482571_56.jpg

[faroffplaces]

Not saying she's Repulsive, per say...but some people don't think she's necessarily hot stuff...

I've yet to make up my mind...all I saw was about 2 feet of makeup and a pair of eyes

Well, onstage at least, that's what you're supposed to see I think. :D All part of the schtick.

[Patrick McGoohan]

:rolleyes:

I think it's fairly safe to say after 25 years that Morrissey would never think of a fan as a possible sexual partner, male or female.

True.



Either way, he is never going to have a personal relationship with you.

I don't know if this is the case. It has happened before. It happens now. It doesn't happen much, and it's certainly not common, but it does happen. But it's difficult, and I don't think he likes it if you gush too much. :D

But it does happen.

[Cassius]

The people frowning upon this girl are simply jealous.

I'm jealous. :(

[Sir Alec]

I'm jealous. :(

Its okay Cassius, I am too. I would divorce just to get a piece of Steven P.

[imogen11]

ha, we've spent 10 pages analysing the shit out of this already.
I think it's funny, I'm not jealous about the kiss.

..I'd love to see a boy do it. Where's Your Arsenal??? Surely, he's goign to be at one of the Palladium gigs...??

[pandora_cocteau]

I'm jealous. :(

uh really?
I'd be mortified if Morrissey thought I tasted like gasoline. Gross. It's like worst case scenario in that type of situation.
I think people are overanalyzing this, as usual.

[nugz]

his hand is limp and his eyes are closed. I say he liked it secretly!!!

[pandora_cocteau]

his hand is limp and his eyes are closed. I say he liked it secretly!!!

I think I know what the next album cover photo is going to be...

[westendgirl]

I think I know what the next album cover photo is going to be...

ooooooh noooo :D :D

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

his hand is limp and his eyes are closed. I say he liked it secretly!!!

eh, all us girls just hope he liked it! I've always believed that he was gay but it's cool, doesn't stop me from liking him that way ;)

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

I think I know what the next album cover photo is going to be...

YES!!! It's not secret that I majorly dig this photo. I still think she's nuts but way to go!

[celibate]

If a guy did this to Kristeen Young

I dunno Kristeen in person, but she got that kinda aura like Sinead and Björk
that any man unwanted try to touch them at least get a kick in the balls
and a bloody face of schratches

She seems to be that type of woman to whom you can feel as a man,
treat her nice cause otherwise she'll have you, even if yer 6.4/200 pounds

Prrrrrr, catty women ;)

[westendgirl]

And if Kristeen Young did this to Morrissey...

What a concept...:D I was waiting....

[the more you explore me!]

ooooooh noooo :D :D

you wouldn't say that if it was YOU kissing him and it was the next LP cover:p

[westendgirl]

you wouldn't say that if it was YOU kissing him and it was the next LP cover:p

Very good point Explory, very good point.... :p ;)

[Musings]

his hand is limp and his eyes are closed. I say he liked it secretly!!!

It's called "shock". :D

[viva hate1]

ok i must have to accept that i`m jealous, she`s such a lucky bitch:mad:

[English Treasure]

I've heard of flossing, but...

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/mac-dal4/LETMEKISSYOU1x3.jpg

[nugz]

WHAT THE? :eek:

[Please]

it looks like she is sucking his face off!

[the more you explore me!]

I've heard of flossing, but...

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/mac-dal4/LETMEKISSYOU1x3.jpg

looks like something out of this stoopid movie!
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x301/1134olaf/Slither2.jpg

[Please]

:rolleyes:

I think it's fairly safe to say after 25 years that Morrissey would never think of a fan as a possible sexual partner, male or female. Therefore, there is no point in trying to draw conclusions about his sexuality from how he interacts with fans.

My impression is, if you behave like a moron then he usually brushes you off. If you treat him with respect he will do the same to you. Either way, he is never going to have a personal relationship with you.

you seem to know him so well! i'm soooooo jealous:rolleyes:

[Hooligan Cuddle]

Apparantly

[Cassius]

uh really?
I'd be mortified if Morrissey thought I tasted like gasoline. Gross. It's like worst case scenario in that type of situation.
I think people are overanalyzing this, as usual.

The kiss would be worth it.

[Mars_Rover]

The kiss would be worth it.

No, not if he calls you "disgusting" afterwards. Surely this would crush you for life? It would me [not that I would ever, ever launch myself at someone unawares like a ... well, like a leopard!!]

[Cassius]

No, not if he calls you "disgusting" afterwards. Surely this would crush you for life?

Nope.

[pandora_cocteau]

The kiss would be worth it.

That wasn't a kiss though. A kiss is usually mutual. That was an invasion. So you shouldn't be jealous. Now if Morrissey pulled her on stage and kissed her....but he didn't. So don't fret.

[El Manzo]

That lovely and sexy girl had the same effect on Morrissey as cheese had on my Virus a while ago.

http://digilander.libero.it/elmanzo/zola.gif

[lilikoi]

That lovely and sexy girl had the same effect on Morrissey as cheese had on my Virus a while ago.

http://digilander.libero.it/elmanzo/zola.gif

the way he's staring at that wine - he's definitely got a feline alcoholic gene in him! cute cat (and I myself never figured out how to make animated gifs yet)

[Raquel]

Just came across this great vid of other Morrissey attacks, they start at around :30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8vhuaUma6M

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

Just came across this great vid of other Morrissey attacks, they start at around :30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8vhuaUma6M

Ugh, I have never been able to make it through this video. All those stage invaders make me cringe. (Plus I don't like that song) I plan on invading the stage in less than 2 weeks but some of those people just go nuts! Just the look of discomfort on Mozza's face makes me turn away. Though it's hard to say what I would do in that situation, I may timidly go up to him or I may become a slightly more subdued version of Leopard Lady (I dubbed her that). I hope I don't embarass pags! Guess we'll find out!

[moiaussi]

Aww. Some of those kisses are quite touching.
I have to look away when they ram into him like they are at a bull fight, though. Obviously they are trying to dodge security. But at one point, he looked injured. AARGHSFDh.

[Raquel]

Ugh, I have never been able to make it through this video. All those stage invaders make me cringe. (Plus I don't like that song) I plan on invading the stage in less than 2 weeks but some of those people just go nuts! Just the look of discomfort on Mozza's face makes me turn away. Though it's hard to say what I would do in that situation, I may timidly go up to him or I may become a slightly more subdued version of Leopard Lady (I dubbed her that). I hope I don't embarass pags! Guess we'll find out!
Aw, you changed your avatar, I loved the one of the Leopard Lady!
I know, I actually hate and love watching all of that out of control hugging as well. Of course I feel similarly to those who get on stage, but those who do not let go are ridiculous!

[suparni]

his hand is limp and his eyes are closed. I say he liked it secretly!!!

:D heheheehe....
yup.

[suparni]

i might add that I would not mind being in her shoes for that moment... but I don't know if I could handle the mindtripping afterwards - wondering what he thought about me (if he thought much or felt much or read much) and all the folks talking and the eventual youtube video (I HOPE) - well I simply don't have time for the repercussions of that one instant. Plus I just know I would be too polite - WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too polite for that. I am shy to even reach too far over the folks in front of me... or stomp them a bit :/ but damn... kissing Moz... now that sounds like FUN! mmmmhmmm!

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

Aw, you changed your avatar, I loved the one of the Leopard Lady!


Haha, thanks :D I changed it back to that. I decided I didn't care if people got the willies from it, I love that crazy picture!

[suparni]

Haha, thanks :D I changed it back to that. I decided I didn't care if people got the willies from it, I love that crazy picture!

^ I love the pic! rock it to the fullest! Willies... pfff... that generated a very hearty laugh and brightened my day to be honest! I doubt Mozza is in therapy and screaming sexual harassment... people make such a big deal - the guy is a music star... stuff happens... all in good fun I am sure...

plus the limp hands... as nugz pointed out... mmmhmm!

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

^ I love the pic! rock it to the fullest! Willies... pfff... that generated a very hearty laugh and brightened my day to be honest!

Thanks! :D You know, I think it's his hand that really does it for me. It's like he's giving up or likes it or something. Whatever he's feeling, it's an amazing pic

[suparni]

Thanks! :D You know, I think it's his hand that really does it for me. It's like he's giving up or likes it or something. Whatever he's feeling, it's an amazing pic

agreed... how wonderful!!!! I absolutely just love it! And the smirk and "earlier this evening I was kissed"

gosh... poor girl musn't be able to think straight - perhaps she wont for a few days. Must be high as a kite! Then she will crash when the shows are over... gosh.

but that is a classic moment and somehow I like how it unfolds in the stills... the limp hand one in particular... lovely. So perfectly lovely and vulnerable of him... beautiful!

and no harm done really. all in good fun ;)

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

agreed... how wonderful!!!! I absolutely just love it! And the smirk and "earlier this evening I was kissed"

gosh... poor girl musn't be able to think straight - perhaps she wont for a few days. Must be high as a kite! Then she will crash when the shows are over... gosh.

but that is a classic moment and somehow I like how it unfolds in the stills... the limp hand one in particular... lovely. So perfectly lovely and vulnerable of him... beautiful!

and no harm done really. all in good fun ;)

Perfectly said!

[leedoggpimp]

lol... funny stuff... it doesn't look like moz is resisting though.

[Jim Rome]

Always nice when a clone makes a circuit city run!

FATALITY!

[Amy]

Slighty off-topic but -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZXpKXSJNnvA

this is a clip of "Everyday Is Like Sunday" from 'Live in Dallas'... before the nutters invade the stage and Moz is taken off it, there is a woman in a lime halter-neck top who walks onstage, kisses Moz' hand and strokes the side of his head, around 1:15. That is how it should be done :)

[lightupvirginmary]

It is sexual assault whatever way you dress it up.
Still, I'm jealous.

[Ilmarë]

it looks like she is sucking his face off!
Luckily she's not dementor.

[dislocate my shoulder]

Thanks! :D You know, I think it's his hand that really does it for me. It's like he's giving up or likes it or something. Whatever he's feeling, it's an amazing pic


lol... funny stuff... it doesn't look like moz is resisting though.

He always draws the fans away with all his arm, more or less gently, not with the hand. It looks pretty much the same on other occasions (Introducing, Hammersmith (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jVyY28TYiKU), etc.)

But if it helps your hormones, think whatever you like. You can go much further, too.

[Tbevie]

Slighty off-topic but -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZXpKXSJNnvA

this is a clip of "Everyday Is Like Sunday" from 'Live in Dallas'... before the nutters invade the stage and Moz is taken off it, there is a woman in a lime halter-neck top who walks onstage, kisses Moz' hand and strokes the side of his head, around 1:15. That is how it should be done :)

I agree that was a nice moment. Also if you pay attention to the security guy in the background, he tries to stop her at first but then he realizes that she’s being quite gentile with moz so he just smiles and walks away.

[Amy]

I agree that was a nice moment. Also if you pay attention to the security guy in the background, he tries to stop her at first but then he realizes that she’s being quite gentile with moz so he just smiles and walks away.

Yes, I commented the video about that, quite a while back, it's sweet :)

[Amy]

He always draws the fans away with all his arm, more or less gently, not with the hand. It looks pretty much the same on other occasions (Introducing, Hammersmith (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jVyY28TYiKU), etc.)

But if it helps your hormones, think whatever you like. You can go much further, too.

I don't like that he put his hand out gently to signal to the man moving forward to stop, and the idiot mowed into him anyway :rolleyes: tbh, if I were Moz I would have said "Oh, just fuck off!" more than once :o

[CeciDeMorrissey]

I concur.

Hey. I think we need to see the picture again :p :




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/isthatpiegreen/1482571_56.jpg

I haven't posted for a while, but I've read everything...

Wow... If I were that girl... I'd blow up that pic and framed it... :p

You know what I really love about that image? His hand... it's so loose..., it looks so fine, so beautiful... His hand is the best of that picture. His eyes closed are a plus too :)

Now... You have to see the face he had afterwards... It's a so incredibly disgusting expression... It's somewhere on flickr... So, to explain the whole meaning and context you have to post the other pic too...

Then, the fact that he said it tasted like gasoline from a 747, must have been really gross... and after that if I had been that girl, I had commited suicide.

Her outfit is vulgar... that ultra mini skirt and prominent belly really really vulgar, if she thought she was "dressed to kill" and turn Morrissey on, she was so so so wrong... I mean... If a girl "Nico looking" had done that, I had believed that he liked it... Despite the supposed disgusting taste.

To kiss someone forcedly and not getting a response, it's really frustrating... Although I suspect that girl doesn't care about anything... Judging first of all by the way she dresses and puts on her make up.

I'm not jealous... I just don't like that she's sort of squeezing his face... That's another thing I don't like.

[vicarinatutugal]

Well I think she is pretty myself. Who know's what one would do faced with him, I think a nice hand shake or a hug should do, but hey she went for it and that is that.
I really doubt she thought she was going to "turn Morrissey on" but who knows.

[Amy]

If she wanted to kiss him that desperately, she could have asked. It might sound stupid but at least then he would have some choice in the matter, and he might allow her a brief peck on the lips. It would show more respect.

[CeciDeMorrissey]

I just don't like the violence she used to assault him... In Chile, when someone wants to steal a kiss on the lips from someone, without the need of being rude, you just turn your head when she/he is kissing you on the cheek... and usually the result is a full frontal kiss, with no tongue whatsoever but "lipful" enough to end up happy and the counterpart usually freaks out a little and then both laugh... :D That would be a choice... but what she did was rude... He was forced and that's never nice.

Morrissey is such a delicate flower to approach him like that.

[vicarinatutugal]

Morrissey is such a delicate flower to approach him like that.



hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! oh thanks, that was proper funny. :D

anyway I get what you are saying, not nice to be rough, but you are talking about the man who for years on stage was man handled round the place to the point of getting knocked over, he gets up and keeps singing for the most part.

[Amy]

Then, the fact that he said it tasted like gasoline from a 747, must have been really gross... and after that if I had been that girl, I had commited suicide.

I hope you're just exaggerating for comedic effect here, and not actually being serious.

[CrystalGeezer]

I don't like that he put his hand out gently to signal to the man moving forward to stop, and the idiot mowed into him anyway :rolleyes: tbh, if I were Moz I would have said "Oh, just fuck off!" more than once :o

That is seriously uncomfortable to watch. I wonder what Moz would think if we started a movement to plant kisses on Boz and allow Moz to sing? ;)

[Amy]

That is seriously uncomfortable to watch. I wonder what Moz would think if we started a movement to plant kisses on Boz and allow Moz to sing? ;)

The man hugs him after, and Moz stands like a plank of wood, lifts his arms a bit in an exasperated fashion, I can completely empathise with him at that point. Moz is a good man.


and - hahahaha I am betting Moz wouldn't be able to sing properly for laughing, and then he would stand on the monitors and instruct them to harass Boz regularly for his own personal amusement :D

[vicarinatutugal]

That is seriously uncomfortable to watch. I wonder what Moz would think if we started a movement to plant kisses on Boz and allow Moz to sing? ;)


I am all for that! bet Boz would not mind a little bit of that. :p

[Kewpie]

I am all for that! bet Boz would not mind a little bit of that. :p


Karin, don't encourge Kate for that! :D

[vicarinatutugal]

Karin, don't encourge Kate for that! :D

funnily enough it was her I thought of when I saw the kissing Boz comment. :D

[Jim Rome]

Morrissey looks like a cat being fed a pill!

[vicarinatutugal]

Morrissey looks like a cat being fed a pill!

lol! hahahahahah :D

[pandora_cocteau]

I am all for that! bet Boz would not mind a little bit of that. :p

Ah, only a brave girl would attempt that- wouldn't want to mess with Lynn Boorer!!!!!!

[vicarinatutugal]

Ah, only a brave girl would attempt that- wouldn't want to mess with Lynn Boorer!!!!!!

yea now you mention it, I think I will just take my chances with Arturo and...
don't know the other guy's name. :p

[pandora_cocteau]

yea now you mention it, I think I will just take my chances with Arturo and...
don't know the other guy's name. :p

Oh darling, chances with Arthuro? All you need is a vagina, and you're in.

The other guy is really nice though.

[vicarinatutugal]

Oh darling, chances with Arthuro? All you need is a vagina, and you're in.

The other guy is really nice though.

http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-7502.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)



ah yea, glad he is nice.

[CrystalGeezer]

Oh darling, chances with Arthuro? All you need is a vagina, and you're in.

The other guy is really nice though.

Is this true?

[pandora_cocteau]

Is this true?

more or less. more. yeah. basically.

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

Which one is Arthuro? The fat bald guy? The other one is kinda hot.

[pandora_cocteau]

Which one is Arthuro? The fat bald guy? The other one is kinda hot.

yeah arthuro is the fat bald one

[Corrissey]

yeah arthuro is the fat bald one

Is he short? Glasses? I think he's the one that threw me out of the front doors of the Chicago Auditorium by a massive grundy after my foiled stage invade. Yelling at me "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!!! And you know, I sure look like trouble...even TRIED to & said I'd leave willingly...He left my ego and body bruised & battered. Excessive force, dude -so unnecessary.

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

Is he short? Glasses? I think he's the one that threw me out of the front doors of the Chicago Auditorium by a massive grundy after my foiled stage invade. Yelling at me "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!!! And you know, I sure look like trouble...even TRIED to & said I'd leave willingly...He left my ego and body bruised & battered. Excessive force, dude -so unnecessary.

Are you serious????

[Busy Clippers]

Is he short? Glasses? I think he's the one that threw me out of the front doors of the Chicago Auditorium by a massive grundy after my foiled stage invade. Yelling at me "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!!! And you know, I sure look like trouble...even TRIED to & said I'd leave willingly...He left my ego and body bruised & battered. Excessive force, dude -so unnecessary.

Perhaps it's the only way he can touch a lady. Let's have an Arturo Frink Thread to cheer him up, give the ole boy some hope!

PS: I was nowhere near the stage on the night in question, and I own nothing made of leopard print (not even a leopard). Anyhow, had I kissed him he'd still be following me around, undoubtedly cancel the tour, and you'd all be furious with me. You're all such lovely people that it is FOR YOU that I promise never, ever to kiss Morrissey. You have my word! :rolleyes:

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

You're all such lovely people that it is FOR YOU that I promise never, ever to kiss Morrissey. You have my word! :rolleyes:

I promise nothing! *evil laugh* :p

[pandora_cocteau]

Is he short? Glasses? I think he's the one that threw me out of the front doors of the Chicago Auditorium by a massive grundy after my foiled stage invade. Yelling at me "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!!! And you know, I sure look like trouble...even TRIED to & said I'd leave willingly...He left my ego and body bruised & battered. Excessive force, dude -so unnecessary.

well he was MUCH taller than i. but he does have glasses. he is really massive.
probably not the guy. arthuro is the body guard. he is around morrissey all the time. i just wish morrissey knew what kind of a chauvinist pig he is....because...ugh!!!!

[moiaussi]

That is seriously uncomfortable to watch. I wonder what Moz would think if we started a movement to plant kisses on Boz and allow Moz to sing?

Oh man, it would be so freaking funny if a bunch of M-solo people jumped on stage and went after Boz. Not all at once, but throughout the show. I just want to see how confused the security would be.

[Amy]

I wonder if any Smiths stage invaders bothered Johnny while he was trying to play guitar :p it wouldn't take much to knock him over if they were particularly enthusiastic :o

[CeciDeMorrissey]

I hope you're just exaggerating for comedic effect here, and not actually being serious.

Oh Amy!! what do you think! Of course!! It's an obvious exaggeration to say that it's really embarrasing to cause the opposite reaction you wanted to cause. Especially with someone you worship.

[Amy]

Oh Amy!! what do you think! Of course!! It's an obvious exaggeration to say that it's really embarrasing to cause the opposite reaction you wanted to cause. Especially with someone you worship.

I was just saying.
Sometimes you do tend to go a little bit OTT with your devotion, is all.

[imogen11]

I hope you're just exaggerating for comedic effect here, and not actually being serious.

I'm sure, she's being serious. This is Ceci were talkin' about here...

:p

[imogen11]

Oh man, it would be so freaking funny if a bunch of M-solo people jumped on stage and went after Boz. Not all at once, but throughout the show. I just want to see how confused the security would be.

That would be hilarious! :D

[Arsenal]

Poor Morrissey. She looked like a total slut bag, and I shudder at the thought of being assaulted like that. I honestly don't know what I'd do :(

[mozlover]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsVW-XSC6bY

This chick wouldn't let go

[EPbabe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsVW-XSC6bY

This chick wouldn't let go


She wants it now
And she will not wait
but she's too rough
and I'm too delicate.... :mad:

[Dave]

She looks like a lot lizard.