who wld u choose ? moz or your other half (if one had to go ! ? )

[alvins better half]

couldnt imagine not having moz to listen to, and would struggle to find someone else to admire so much , but def couldnt be without my girl , so shoot me down in flames but it wld have to be morrisssey

[lottie]

If one had to go?
hmm,
*rushes off to pack a bag and call moz's hotel*

[alvins better half]

u obviously not found your soulmate !

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i aint got no other half
thx for remindin me

[alvins better half]

well robby , @ least you got moz x

[lilybett]

u obviously not found your soulmate !

Wot? Someone who you used to be a happy siamese twin with until the gods split you apart, condemned to a lonely existence, wandering this unhappy planet forever in search of your other half again?

Call me cynical, but..

[alvins better half]

oh please

[sonof77]

No contest, though I sometimes miss them all.

[chica]

Hey, alvins better half, if you used to be our frank with an exclamation mark, I liked your first avatar (Morrissey one).

[hatfull]

#Shuffles around looking worried and waits for HIM to reply first#;)

[Busy Clippers]

Last time somebody had to go, Morrissey stayed. The Moz 'n me thing is forever, baby. (besides, Morrissey has never sworn at me in public...yet)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

#Shuffles around looking worried and waits for HIM to reply first#;)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/nelson.jpg

[HIM]

#Shuffles around looking worried and waits for HIM to reply first#;)

worry no longer, sweetheart.

i think we, both, know the answer i'd give.

[Kuiper]

I don't have an other half right now, but I would choose her over Morrissey. For one thing, she would actually know me (hopefully! :eek: ), be willing to spend time with me, etc. while Moz is just the greatest musical artist of all time (who wouldn't even like me if only he could see me). My platonic obsession with Moz just isn't quite as worthwhile as someone cycles by and begins all my dreams, but so far no one even likes me and I know because they've said so.

(See my indirect point? ;))

[Kuiper]

Well you wouldn't want to end up like Dagenham Dave.

Good point! :eek: :D

[hatfull]

worry no longer, sweetheart.

i think we, both, know the answer i'd give.

And you know the answwr I'd give!

[the more you explore me!]

i would choose scott walker?

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I don't have an other half right now, but I would choose her over Morrissey. For one thing, she would actually know me (hopefully! :eek: ), be willing to spend time with me, etc. while Moz is just the greatest musical artist of all time (who wouldn't even like me if only he could see me). My platonic obsession with Moz just isn't quite as worthwhile as someone cycles by and begins all my dreams, but so far no one even likes me and I know because they've said so.

(See my indirect point? ;))

but you'll always have
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/hh_1.jpg
unlike me
:cool:

[Kuiper]

but you'll always have
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/hh_1.jpg
unlike me
:cool:

I thought I was on your ignore list?

*cough cough*
Jesus was Jewish
*cough cough*
Hitler killed 6 million Jews
*cough cough*
"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you" - Matthew 5:43-44
*cough cough*
"The best thing is to let Christianity die a natural death.... When understanding of the universe has become widespread... Christian doctrine will be convicted of absurdity.... Christianity has reached the peak of absurdity.... And that's why someday its structure will collapse.... ...the only way to get rid of Christianity is to allow it to die little by little.... Christianity the liar.... We'll see to it that the Churches cannot spread abroad teachings in conflict with the interests of the State." - Adolf Hitler, 10/04/41
*cough cough*

[HIM]

And you know the answwr I'd give!


yes, yes i do, dear, and it would be the right answer, too


;)

[hatfull]

Of course it would!!!:p

[the more you explore me!]

yes, yes i do, dear, and it would be the right answer, too


;)


Of course it would!!!:p

so who gets "your arsenal" or "you are the quarry"

[hatfull]

More importantly, who is going to get to keep my Take That cds?

[HIM]

so who gets "your arsenal" or "you are the quarry"

she'll get 'you are the...'


More importantly, who is going to get to keep my Take That cds?

i think the answer to that's obvious!

[hatfull]

You mean...I'll have to rebuy it... :(

[the more you explore me!]

i think the answer to that's obvious!

is that the same for 'the Feeling'... i mean between you two, that is a tug of love story in the same way "kramer vs Kramer" was a tear jerker

[the more you explore me!]

I personally find Morrissey far more attractive than any woman.


don't worry you get over it.... look at at brandon flowers

[hatfull]

she'll get 'you are '...

We'll each have a copy from when we move in together, remember? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! I just had a vision of how our merged CDs would look...my lovely Feeling CD next to Mel C! #runs for a sedative#

[Kuiper]

I personally find Morrissey far more attractive than any woman.

If Moz was a girl and was my age and wasn't the exact opposite on religious and political views, I would go out with her. :cool: Actually I think everyone on this board would say the same thing, with the necessary changes such as gender, age, etc. :D

[HIM]

We'll each have a copy from when we move in together, remember? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! I just had a vision of how our merged CDs would look...my lovely Feeling CD next to Mel C! #runs for a sedative#

oh... umm... do you wanna just hang onto my copy of 'you are the quarry'?

anyway, there's no need for a sedative, darling: just let mel soothe your nerves. :)

(i'm off to bed, now, darling. join me when you're ready.i'll wait "up". for everyone else... g'night all)

[hatfull]

Hmmm, might be useful to have a spare copy...can we have a 'music room'? I've always wanted one of those... come on then, give me a massage #rolls on to fron and stretches out#

edit: I just realised you were not offering to soothe me you were suggesting Mel did. That will happen the day The Feeling soothe yours.

[HIM]

Hmmm, might be useful to have a spare copy...can we have a 'music room'? I've always wanted one of those... come on then, give me a massage #rolls on to fron and stretches out#

edit: I just realised you were not offering to soothe me you were suggesting Mel did. That will happen the day The Feeling soothe yours.

well, if you follow me to the bedroom, just now, we can soothe one another.
;)

[hatfull]

well, if you follow me to the bedroom, just now, we can soothe one another.
;)

Now thatis an offer I can't refuse!!!!:D

[hatfull]

Can't you two PM each other, it's making me pukey up me brekkie!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! We can't decide if we want to choose Morrissey or each other it seems...

[hatfull]

#hot and flustered with smudged lipstick# um...HIM?

[Christine]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! We can't decide if we want to choose Morrissey or each other it seems...

threesome?? ... with Moz I mean! :eek: :D

[hatfull]

Oh, no, I'll be good I promise. All joking aside...I don't know what I'd do, it'd have to be someone pretty amazing to make me ditch Moz. But...the real answer I guess is try to make sure someone likes Moz!

[Christine]

actually on an odd note would you have a three some with moz, if your love and moz were into it??

*just realised it's probably odd askin starngers if theyre into that*

[hatfull]

Nah. Moz doesn't do it for me.

[Kuiper]

actually on an odd note would you have a three some with moz, if your love and moz were into it??

*just realised it's probably odd askin starngers if theyre into that*

:eek: Umm, I don't swing that way but I can't wait to see some of the responses. :D

[Christine]

:eek: Umm, I don't swing that way but I can't wait to see some of the responses. :D

you wudnt really have to swig that way though cos you'd have the other person, although why you'd be doing it.... :p

[Kuiper]

you wudnt really have to swig that way though cos you'd have the other person, although why you'd be doing it.... :p

For me even being the presence of another male in that, umm, state of affairs, is swinging a certain way I don't want to go. :eek: :o

[Christine]

fair enough :p I think I would, although maybe just a threesome asin 'rolling around with just pants' on kind :o

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

fair enough :p I think I would, although maybe just a threesome asin 'rolling around with just pants' on kind :o

nope
no pants is better

[Kuiper]

fair enough :p I think I would, although maybe just a threesome asin 'rolling around with just pants' on kind :o

Sorry, I'm just not a sexual pendulum type of person. I don't want to be erotically mobile near Morrissey. :rolleyes:

[Christine]

Sorry, I'm just not a sexual pendulum type of person. I don't want to be erotically mobile near Morrissey. :rolleyes:

eek sorry I feel like I'm trying to pressure you into this, like 'Moz is banging on my door right now! come on, it'll be a laugh' :eek: :o

[Kuiper]

eek sorry I feel like I'm trying to pressure you into this, like 'Moz is banging on my door right now! come on, it'll be a laugh' :eek: :o

I think I should add the phrase "I am NOT a sexual pendulum" to my signature. :D

May I suggest a new topic (even though this current topic is hilarious and should not stopp be discussed): who would Moz has a threesome with? Linder and Johnny, Alain and Sandie Shaw, Julia and Jesse, Deano and Amanda Malone?

[Christine]

I think I should add the phrase "I am NOT a sexual pendulum" to my signature. :D

May I suggest a new topic (even though this current topic is hilarious and should not stopp be discussed): who would Moz has a threesome with? Linder and Johnny, Alain and Sandie Shaw, Julia and Jesse, Deano and Amanda Malone?

you should definitly, it would save a lot of unneccesary sexual requests :p Well If I was Moz :o it'd be obviously Linder and Johny :cool:

[HIM]

[...] All joking aside...I don't know what I'd do

:mad:


it'd have to be someone pretty amazing to make me ditch Moz.

:cool:


But...the real answer I guess is try to make sure someone likes Moz!

:)

[lottie]

If Moz was a girl and was my age and wasn't the exact opposite on religious and political views, I would go out with her. :cool: Actually I think everyone on this board would say the same thing, with the necessary changes such as gender, age, etc. :D

He wouldn't have to change a thing for me...
*sighs*

[hatfull]

:mad:



:cool:



:)

Well...I'm waiting to be convinced...:eek:

[Bad Bunny]

I'd pick Moz (to stay), purely because I don't think I could ever see Moz getting rat-arsed in the pub and slagging my other half off, just to get a rise out of me! Sadly, though, it happens the other way round!