Morrissey the 23rd
January 11, 2007, 02:49 AM
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have ...
(keep reading)
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good News
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
the life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays
Sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his Bathrobe
belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
"How soon can I go home?"
mean they don't love you with all they have ...
(keep reading)
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good News
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
the life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays
Sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his Bathrobe
belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
"How soon can I go home?"