New Year's Resolutions Thread

[The Cat's Mother]

I'm resolved to lose a stone and a half and to get fit again. You?

[wolve]

I want to be less impulsive in 2007, not going to work though :rolleyes:

[Busy Clippers]

Strive to be more than just my pain.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

1. get a job
2. get a girl i want
3. then do whatever she tells me to
:)

[the more you explore me!]

I'm resolved to lose a stone and a half and to get fit again. You?
i bet your fit any way... alright love:)

i haven't got any....

must do that, must do this....can't think of anything i need to do that would pls me or pls the people around me
:)

[wolve]

Nothing that would please you? Come on, that's a lie, there must be something!

[the more you explore me!]

Nothing that would please you? Come on, that's a lie, there must be something!
well, what would pls me, would be chica... but to pls someone else, would be chica for you... so i choose the second option and i'm happy & so are you:)

[wolve]

I never had her and I'll never have her, unfortunately. ;)

No seriously, in your non-Internet life?

[Busy Clippers]

TMYEM's New Years Resolution is to go and see the Silver Surfer movie, perhaps twice.

[the more you explore me!]

TMYEM's New Years Resolution is to go and see the Silver Surfer movie, perhaps twice.

too bloody right clippers:)
the more you explore me! jumps up and down very excited!!!!! and spider man 3 too more jumping up and down.... banging on the wall from neighbors!

well wolve i seriously can't think of any?

[hatfull]

I am going to:
1. moan less
2.Live my life to the full
3.Try to clean more
4. Qualify as a teacher and get a job
5.Have a holiday
6.Discover more new bands
7.Try to spend less time on here (yeah right)

[Brel]

I don't celebrate this New Year malarkey, it's completely alien to me. So if I'm ever drawn to making a personal resolution, it will be on a completely random date, like September the 9th, or something?

I tend to go out on New Years Eve, and make sure that I leave & get home to avoid the countdown. One year I lost track of time and suddenly it happened. I quickly drank up and headed for the door (of the pub), only to be met by the congo-train of old women wanting to kiss me. Never Again (I'm shaking as I type!). So I suppose that's my only resolution.

[Poco Innocente]

limit myself to one wank a day

[The Cat's Mother]

limit myself to one wank a day

*sneakily adds that to own list....*

[Lor]

Stop staying up knowing I have to get up in 5 hours. (yeah right...)
Actually go out sometimes.
Put some effort into maths class. I know I could get As, I just can't be bothered...

[andy_fozzy]

limit myself to one wank a day

:D :D :D

You too????!!!!

[lux girl]

1 Download the complete Smiths / Morrissey back catalogue onto my Ipod
2 Watch less TV
3 Spend less time here! (unlikely!)
4 Rescue another unwanted dog and give him / her a good home.
5 Read less celebrity gossip mags.
6 Ride a horse!

[Poco Innocente]

:D :D :D

You too????!!!!

does using a toy count?

[the more you explore me!]

limit myself to one wank a day


:D :D :D

You too????!!!!
light weights:eek:

[bikubesong]

Save the world!

[HIM]

1. try to be more organised

2. discipline myself to do yoga four times a week

3. finally write dissertation and get M.Sc.

4. do lots of meditation every day

5. start paying off my debts

6. do some housework

7. go out on my bike regularly

8. stop procrastinating

[Bluebirds]

1) smoke less herb

2) stop going to sleep after I come home from work (yea right)

3) try and do some work in workouble right)

4) get my qualification in Spanish for Improvers

5) Um f*** off to South America/ Eatsern Europe (Poland initially) and teach English As A Foreign Language. (maybe in the next life) or buy a house and become a mortgage slave and stay in my cac job for ever Amen. What would you do?

6) Try and work out #5!

[lux girl]

1) smoke less herb

2) stop going to sleep after I come home from work (yea right)

3) try and do some work in workouble right)

4) get my qualification in Spanish for Improvers

5) Um f*** off to South America/ Eatsern Europe (Poland initially) and teach English As A Foreign Language. (maybe in the next life) or buy a house and become a mortgage slave and stay in my cac job for ever Amen. What would you do?

6) Try and work out #5!

As for # 5......go travelling! Plenty of time to become a mortgage slave in the future!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

not really a resolution
more really an oath i swear myself to;

I will be without fear in the face of my enemies.
I will be brave and upright that I may be worthy of love.
I will always speak the truth, even if it leads to my own death.
I will safeguard the helpless & do no wrong.
This, I swear!

:)

[lilybett]

To keep smoking. Even/especially after July

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

To keep smoking. Even/especially after July

me too

[Bluebirds]

Well you're lucky. We've only got till April 1st!

[Sister_Steve]

To go to the Star and Garter every month
To stroke my cats more
To keep smoking aswell!
To stop getting aggressive when drunk
thats....
.........it

[sonof77]

Not to watch Big Brother
To have sex with a stranger
Smoke less
Read more
Get my eyesight tested(Reason why I don't read much)
Catch something I might be ashamed of...

[hatfull]

I know I should give up smoking, but realistically...I don't think it's going to happen at the moment!!!!! I never smoke at school or on the way to or from school, I'd hate any of the kid's to catch me!

[hatfull]

Not to watch Big Brother
To have sex with a stranger
Smoke less
Read more
Get my eyesight tested(Reason why I don't read much)
Catch something I might be ashamed of...

Big Brother is one of my guilty pleasures... I've given up pretending I don't watch it or that I'm not going to be hooked on it and I just sit glued to it now!!!

[sonof77]

Big Brother is one of my guilty pleasures... I've given up pretending I don't watch it or that I'm not going to be hooked on it and I just sit glued to it now!!!
Well by 8 tonight I'll be tested to the full

[Sister_Steve]

Same here. I always get drawn into Big brother and I like celebrity big brother even more! I hate bloody tv snobs, like the ones i used to live with last year who would always sneer at me and reckoned you couldn't be intelligent and watch reality television. I used to say that it was research as I'm doing a Sociology degree, which is bollocks really.
As for smoking...I wish I wanted to give up, because I reckon if I really did want to, i could, but i dont! I reckon I'll give up when I graduate (yea right!)

[hatfull]

And I will be unashamedly gorging myself on it. And BBBM!!!!LOL!!!!

[sonof77]

Do we know who's on this year?

[hatfull]

Same here. I always get drawn into Big brother and I like celebrity big brother even more! I hate bloody tv snobs, like the ones i used to live with last year who would always sneer at me and reckoned you couldn't be intelligent and watch reality television. I used to say that it was research as I'm doing a Sociology degree, which is bollocks really.
As for smoking...I wish I wanted to give up, because I reckon if I really did want to, i could, but i dont! I reckon I'll give up when I graduate (yea right!)

I gave up when I graduated. i lasted a year. My flatmate works at Carphone warehouse head office, and all of the normal contestants go in there once they're evicted. I give him all these messages to tell them!!!!LOL!!!! He gets me autographs (I don't ask him to, he just does...):o

[hatfull]

Do we know who's on this year?

No...I like to be surprised. Preston was great last year, there was this bit on E4 where he was explaining who Morrissey was to Chantelle... then he quiffed his hair up...

[Sister_Steve]

And I will be unashamedly gorging myself on it. And BBBM!!!!LOL!!!!

MMM Russell Brand, can't wait!

[Sister_Steve]

No...I like to be surprised. Preston was great last year, there was this bit on E4 where he was explaining who Morrissey was to Chantelle... then he quiffed his hair up...

I had a right crush on Preston last year...I even bought ordinary boys tickets when i was pissed, but then realised that their music was shit and i went off him when he got with Chantelle!

[the more you explore me!]

before i leave to go home tonight, does anyone know who is going into the CBB house tonight?

[sonof77]

And Pete Burns said Preston reminded him of Morrissey, though he Preston was better looking

[hatfull]

My best friend was fixated with him!!!! It's now a tradition for us to develop a crush on someone from BB, then we forgot about them on the spot as soon as it's over!!!!

[sonof77]

before i leave to go home tonight, does anyone know who is going into the CBB house tonight?

Don't know Hatfull wants to keep it a suprise. We know what happens when people spill the beans

[the more you explore me!]

My best friend was fixated with him!!!! It's now a tradition for us to develop a crush on someone from BB, then we forgot about them on the spot as soon as it's over!!!!

shame no interesting women though!

[Sister_Steve]

My best friend was fixated with him!!!! It's now a tradition for us to develop a crush on someone from BB, then we forgot about them on the spot as soon as it's over!!!!

That's true. I normally do too. Not so much last year, I quite liked Mikey because of his height, I have a thing for 6'4" men....but then they come out of the house and become media whores and I never knew what I saw in them!

[the more you explore me!]

Don't know Hatfull wants to keep it a suprise. We know what happens when people spill the beans
ok wait and see then!

That's true. I normally do too. Not so much last year, I quite liked Mikey because of his height, I have a thing for 6'4" men....but then they come out of the house and become media whores and I never knew what I saw in them!

and look who he ended up with.... grace! yuck

[hatfull]

That's true. I normally do too. Not so much last year, I quite liked Mikey because of his height, I have a thing for 6'4" men....but then they come out of the house and become media whores and I never knew what I saw in them!

Yep, Lex was exactly tyhe same!!! She's really tall so she was in love with Mikey...she was in love with Russell Brand before he started to dress like a pirate...he's another one who's nearly 6foot 4

[hatfull]

Big Brother is the bain of society, but like the traditional hypocrite I am, I shall watch it.

LOL!!!!!!!! at least you admit it...

[Sister_Steve]

Yep, Lex was exactly tyhe same!!! She's really tall so she was in love with Mikey...she was in love with Russell Brand before he started to dress like a pirate...he's another one who's nearly 6foot 4

Yeah 6'4" is a magical number for me because I'm 6', I love tall men! I love Russell Brand too and I really liked Mikey on BB, until he got out of the house and saw he was still with Grace. Just like Preston, I realised he wasn't the guy for me because he obv likes brainless stick insects!

[hatfull]

Yeah 6'4" is a magical number for me because I'm 6', I love tall men! I love Russell Brand too and I really liked Mikey on BB, until he got out of the house and saw he was still with Grace. Just like Preston, I realised he wasn't the guy for me because he obv likes brainless stick insects!

Exactly...


I try not to live denial, although life could be worse, I could end up being a contestant on one of the shows.

I doubt it though... this is why I feel no guilt laughing at them... they chose to enter the show, it's their own fault if it all goes wrong!!!!

[Sister_Steve]

Big brother isn't what it used to be. The original concept was just put 10 ordinary people in a house and see how the interact with each other. Now you have to be wacky, zany or mentally unstable to appear on the show. The whole point in it now for the contestants is the opportunity to become a celebrity for 5 minutres after they leave the house!

[hatfull]

Yeah, you are totally right. i don't know who did the psychological tests last year, but they were obviously having a laugh... Lea? mentally stable? Nikki? whatever!!!

[Sister_Steve]

And that guy who left first, that gay scottish guy, shabbaz was it? Yeah he was proper mentally stable!

[Poco Innocente]

My resolution involved vegetarianism, after being pissed on New Years eve I went to subway rather than the kebab house and ordered a vegetarian patty. It was very enjoyable, however, my vegetarianism didn't last long (approximately 14 hours)...most of which I was sleeping for.

[hatfull]

That was just... I can't believe they let him in!!!! I loved Pete, he was my crush last year, still love him, he is so sweet!!!

[Sister_Steve]

My resolution involved vegetarianism, after being pissed on New Years eve I went to subway rather than the kebab house and ordered a vegetarian patty. It was very enjoyable, however, my vegetarianism didn't last long (approximately 14 hours)...most of which I was sleeping for.

Mine was to become vegan again. Christmas broke me, i was doing fine before xmas and now I can't get back on the wagon! I'm gonna try my hardest..when I get back to uni!

[Sister_Steve]

That was just... I can't believe they let him in!!!! I loved Pete, he was my crush last year, still love him, he is so sweet!!!

Yeah i loved Pete in the house, but again when he got out getting with Nikki (who was entertaining in the house, but the most annoying person in the world) and appearing in Heat every week, pouring his heart out! Then bringing that fucking book out! Yeah I loved him in the house but now hes a reight media whore!

[hatfull]

Still love him... I wanted to smack that umperlumpa in the mouth... even in the house!!!

[lilybett]

Still love him... I wanted to smack that umperlumpa in the mouth... even in the house!!!

I hope you're not referring to Nikki! I loved her in the house

They always turn shit when they leave (apart from Jon Tickle - still kicking myself I missed him opening a mobile phone shop in Meadowhall)

But Pete was shit, even in the house. Oh, I'm sorry girls but it was true. Yeah you're so wacky. Splat. But when he got out, dumped poor Nikki and then went to Heat and told them every. Gory. Detail of their relationship? Ewww

Apparently Maxwell and Saskia are still a couple. They're always in Heat's 'Spotted!' section - arguing in public!

If the rumours are right and Kilroy-Silk is on Celeb Big Bruvva tonight, I will DIE. That'll be even better than Galloway, surely? Here's hoping!! :D

[hatfull]

I agree with kickstand...

[lottie]

*pretends that 'morrissey fans' haven't just hijacked this thread with big brother talk*

Be VERY ashamed of yourselves.. :(

[hatfull]

:D I have no shame!!!

[lottie]

Lets talk about Tom Jones. :cool:

WHO?
No PLEASE don't tell me, ignorance is bliss.
;)

[lottie]

hmmm, i suspect you are taking the 'mickey' ?

:(

[Chartres]

What is going on here:eek: ?

[hatfull]

We've been hijacking again:rolleyes:

[Sister_Steve]

Give over! I bet Morrissey's staying in tonight to watch Big brother!

[Chartres]

We've been hijacking again:rolleyes:

You don't say, but Tom Jones...

[hatfull]

:D It wouldn't suprise me...I really hope it isn't true about Adam Ant going in... he really isn't up to it mentally I don't think...

[lottie]

Give over! I bet Morrissey's staying in tonight to watch Big brother!

*bashes head on the table in despair*

*edges towards door and pretends she was never here, and knows none of you*

:p :p

[lottie]

:D It wouldn't suprise me...I really hope it isn't true about Adam Ant going in... he really isn't up to it mentally I don't think...

ok, NOW i'm interested... theyre not?
he is deffo not upto much mentally these days, (bless him) it would be a MAJOR mistake for him to do soemthing like big brother...

*hates herself for being dragged int taking an interest grr :mad: *

[chica]

*pretends that 'morrissey fans' haven't just hijacked this thread with big brother talk*

Be VERY ashamed of yourselves.. :(
The local winner:

http://www.velikibrat.co.yu/data/Image/Galerija/935f8e51.jpg

http://www.velikibrat.co.yu/data/Image/Galerija/abfbe60d.jpg

http://www.velikibrat.co.yu/data/Image/Galerija/ed898c73.jpg

[lottie]

eugh!!!

[chica]

I expect

I stand corrected. ;)
:cool:

[lottie]

Lottie, I was not taking the "mickey" I have dicussed this with myself several times.

Chica, you're pictures don't work! Even Richard Ashcroft says so. :cool:

LOL, and i thought i needed to get out more,
on second thoughts having met people 'out there' i'll stay here and discuss gherkins .. or even pickled eggs, which btw i have a very nice jar of downstairs that i made myself... *proud* (and they are HOT!)

[lottie]

Yes, I should venture out soon. :o

Do you mean hot as in spicy or hot as in sexy?

spicy of course...
what do you take me for?
again, do not answer that one :p

[the more you explore me!]

Lets talk about Tom Jones. :cool:
he tried to get off with my aunty?????

:D It wouldn't suprise me...I really hope it isn't true about Adam Ant going in... he really isn't up to it mentally I don't think...
only if he dresses like a cowboy?

The local winner:

http://www.velikibrat.co.yu/data/Image/Galerija/ed898c73.jpg
yeah well he isn't very good looking

[chica]

Naaah. :rolleyes:

[chica]

I just don't like you. :cool:

[chica]

Aww, so sweet, you :o !

[chica]

No it doesn't, what I said sounds insulting! And you didn't react :( Can only Virtie wind you up? Where is she anyway?


P.S. Goddamnit! :mad:

[wolve]

Kickstand, you do know you're boring and bland, you cunt.





(did it work?!)

[Kickstand]

:eek:

I'm insulted. :mad:

[chica]

May I add: you English cunt! :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

yeah, fuck the english
:)

[chica]

Come to think of it...

I just don't like you. :cool:

It's not insulting really, I've been told worse. :D

What did you have to endure, oh poor boy?!

[the more you explore me!]

May I add: you English cunt! :D
but i'm british my dear.

yeah, fuck the english
:)
only in the missionary position we do have standards.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

but i'm british my dear.

only in the missionary position we do have standards.

missionary is boring
but, you gotta start somewhere


i suggest high school
:eek:

[the more you explore me!]

missionary is boring
but, you gotta start somewhere


i suggest high school
:eek:

just think of your tail bone... won't spooning be harmful

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Funny all you yanks say that isn't it? Then you're sucking our dicks to help you fight wars.

hahaha
more like blair and those that follow such scum
was begging to be in on it
WE SAVE THE UK
never the other way round
see
ww1&2
for mo info

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

just think of your tail bone... won't spooning be harmful

actually
yes
:mad:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

You helped the allies, yes, you didn't win the war nor save us, it's this attitude you yanks go around with which makes people want to wipe your country off the planet. Why can't you yanks go back to being isolationist? No one is interested in your boring constitution or you're hypocritical values. Your country are a load of bullies, nothing more, you hid behind your nuclear weapons.

Oh and as for America being great, you should watch Vietnam war clips and the film Black Hawk Down.

You're also ignorant as there are victors in warfare.

lets see since my grandfather was in the RAF
i aint no what shit you are on about
but neither you do you
since you have already proven yourself to be a dumb
15 year old boy
to more than just me on this site
yes, that is right
WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU
not with thee
:D

[lottie]

how about a resolution to be polite to each other?

*coughs*
:)

[the more you explore me!]

how about a resolution to be polite to each other?

*coughs*
:)

ok good idea:)

[Dave]

so it's over and I didn't even get to write an eight-paragraph explanation of how I feel about it? ;)

That's what I get for going to sleep.