Pearls Of Wisdom: Inspirational Wisdom Quotes By The Members Of Morrissey-Solo

[chica]

"yes baby, nowadays my abs are as perfect as bizantine mosaics"

by Pervo


"Find someone you can love and cherish, then suck his dick."

by Sir Alec


"american accents are sexy too. (brandon) i just wish that utter rubblish didn't come out when they speak!"

by the more you explore me!

[chica]

How unfairly ignored! :eek:

[Kuiper]

How unfairly ignored! :eek:

Would you like me to add some? :D

[!Viva Hate!]

How unfairly ignored! :eek:
I just gave it 5 stars for you!

[hatfull]

I'm trying to think of some...

[chica]

Well thank you both, you have really touched my cold leftist heart... :eek:

Yes, please add more, that's what the thread is about!

[hatfull]

you've been listening to 'rage against the machine', again, haven't you?

fuck the system - grow dreadlocks. HIM...off to find some classic Vertie and Chica...

[Kuiper]

I just gave it 5 stars for you!

I did too. :D I'll go find some Pearls of Wisdom soon...

[hatfull]

Good work, Sir Alec, you'll become a decent troll yet! Chica

[hatfull]

very sexy :p
Nicola says they look like kangaroo balls :p Vertie

[chica]

Too funny :p

[hatfull]

only if they don't get bear hugs or tickled on their bellies...oh yes and given a big tuna fishy to eat. tmyem

Goodnight and thank you

[Sir Alec]

So Chica, do you have anymore you want too share with us. Maybe you could type them up on your keyboard after you've cleaned it.

[chica]

What a nudge :D I have some of your quotes, Sir Alec, if you don't mind me posting them

[!Viva Hate!]

Oh Alec...I think you should offer Kui a little "slip n' slide"...

[Kewpie]

Jesse Sucks. - Jeff196:eek:

[Sir Alec]

What a nudge :D I have some of your quotes, Sir Alec, if you don't mind me posting them

Can you PM the ones you want to post and then I'll approve them? Oh what the hell just put a few of them up. My reputation can no longer be tarnished on this forum.

[hatfull]

Can you PM the ones you want to post and then I'll approve them? Oh what the hell just put a few of them up. My reputation can no longer be tarnished on this forum.
PMSL, I can't believe you uttered those words!

[chica]

Sir Alec:

-"I sucked plenty in my teenage years. Over my life time I might have swallowed 16 ounces of semen."


-"*sarcastic* I just ejaculated all over my keyboard. *sarcastic*"


-"I regret to inform you that I am currently taken by Sir Alec. He is my current boy toy and acting male of my e-life. If you dare approach me with sexual acts in mind, then I will have no choice but to have Sir Alec kick your ass. I'm sure he will protest greatly for he is not the violent type, but I have control over him and I will make him whoop your ass harder than he did his last boyfriend."


(the last one was instruction for me :eek: :p I never had to use it, bless)

[!Viva Hate!]

Sir Alec:

-"I sucked plenty in my teenage years. Over my life time I might have swallowed 16 ounces of semen."

I think I've got you beat by 3 ounces Alec...

[hatfull]

Sir Alec:

-"I sucked plenty in my teenage years. Over my life time I might have swallowed 16 ounces of semen."


-"*sarcastic* I just ejaculated all over my keyboard. *sarcastic*"


-"I regret to inform you that I am currently taken by Sir Alec. He is my current boy toy and acting male of my e-life. If you dare approach me with sexual acts in mind, then I will have no choice but to have Sir Alec kick your ass. I'm sure he will protest greatly for he is not the violent type, but I have control over him and I will make him whoop your ass harder than he did his last boyfriend."


(the last one was instruction for me :eek: :p I never had to use it, bless)
Oh, that is classic...a lot of the classic old ones are gone, we all post too much

[chica]

Oh, that is classic...a lot of the classic old ones are gone, we all post too much

I know, that's why I write them down in my little book :D

[hatfull]

I know, that's why I write them down in my little book :D
When we were younger we used to say these random things like 'I'm not drunk and O know exactly what I'm doing' befor copping off with someone unsuitable/falling down stairs etc, etc, and we started to say 'write it in the book of quotes'. I was sad enought o actually start a book of quotes. I found it when I was moving house and laughed for hours!

[chica]

Oh yes, I have one too, from school, now I'll have to find it! :D

[hatfull]

Oh yes, I have one too, from school, now I'll have to find it! :D
I have to confess, I had to throw it away after I'd stopped laughing, part of my downsizing!

[chica]

10:47 PM
I will marry you. :]

11:49 PM
i dont want 2 nemore, hahaha!

:rolleyes:

:p

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

:rolleyes:

:p

wow, kickie is kind of like me
a little
but in reverse :p

[chica]

hmm, pedestal erection is one of two things i am really good @ erecting...

:eek:

:p

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

:eek:

:p

:o

:)

[mauve21]

I've been a really kind soul and Meta Moderated and everything, but
still my post gets moved!
Go figure!

Yes, I know it's not a pearl of wisdom, it's just that
things can be a bit mean in here.
My son has just told me:- "Gee Mum, you're such a bitch"
It's just that he's waiting to do his youthful stuff on the internet
so I must away and let him have his joy.
Ta Ra for now.

[Kewpie]

The film portrays Kazakhstan as a racist, sexist and primitive country.
So now it is trying to show that it isn't, good luck to them.
Shame it can't be said for the USA. -the more you explore me!

Trolls only want one thing, and that is attention. Don't give them attention people. -Sir Alec :p

[Kewpie]

The Morrissey frink thread is the very essence of my existence. -drunken goldfish


Don't like the thought of Moz kissing Robbie Williams. Put me off my banaba sandwich now. -Hellie


:D

[mauve21]

Moz kissing Robbie Williams. Oh yuk!
He never would.

[chica]

Then I felt like it again, and you didn't seem in the mood, you rarely seem in the mood and I didn't want to burden you with these things. Slummy was there and willing.


It's understandable that they would want to ban people for posting obscene images (which Chica has done)

Yes :p

[Kuiper]

Yes :p

Wow, I am such a dirty boy in my subconscious. :eek:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Yes :p

chareth died, i think :)

[!Viva Hate!]

Yes :p
Oh....that is so worng.

[chica]

I can't get it to stick up good anymore.
:eek: :p

[Codreanu]

Shut up Kui...before you queef a peanut again.
.....

[Kuiper]

.....

It's the "again" part that really gets me. :p

[!Viva Hate!]

It's the "again" part that really gets me. :p
I wasn't aware you saw that one...:o

[Kuiper]

I wasn't aware you saw that one...:o

I didn't reply to it because I found it unappetizing while talking about breakfest. ;)

[!Viva Hate!]

I didn't reply to it because I found it unappetizing while talking about breakfest. ;)
Well...seriously Kui...queefing peanuts is bad! When you do that...you could put an eye out! :eek:

And I don't want to be eyeless...I mean then I wouldn't be able to read all the wonderful posts on here...

Wait...on second thought, queef away...

[Kuiper]

I have never eaten a peanut in my life and I don't think it is anatomically possible, for me or anyone.

[!Viva Hate!]

I have never eaten a peanut in my life and I don't think it is anatomically possible, for me or anyone.
You don't have to eat a peanut to queef it Kui...silly boy :o

[!Viva Hate!]

Any more quotes Kui?

[Kuiper]

Any more quotes Kui?

I can think of some, I just don't have the energy to go find them. :o

[!Viva Hate!]

I can think of some, I just don't have the energy to go find them. :o
Awww. :o

[Morrissey the 23rd]

I think I've got you beat by 3 ounces Alec...

Why don't you just let it land on your belly?

Please don't answer. Why did I need to post that? Don't answer that either.

[!Viva Hate!]

Why don't you just let it land on your belly?

Please don't answer. Why did I need to post that? Don't answer that either.
Think of the old Diet Coke slogan - Just for the taste of it...

[Codreanu]

I think "race" definitely exists, but it shouldn't matter who you love. Kinda like the way Mr. Proper feels about "species".

Sounds like a string of morrissey quotes
Yes...if Morrissey was on his period perhaps...


[...] This forum is one fucked up place.
... :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

life is white light slightly out of focus...

[chica]

a woman is not a woman if she has a flat chest, what is the point?
Straight to the stars, Mike! This actually brought tears to my eyes :D

[chica]

Brilliant as ever:


Apparently love is only love when you do things naked.

And more:


1. Don't drool over the big boob, fake blond sitting across the room when your on a date.

2. Always compliment girls atleast fours times whenever you see them. Start with the hair then work to the body if necessary.

3. When fucking a girl DO IT RIGHT YOU ASSHOLE!!!! (this is not targeted at you Chica)

[westendgirl]

Sir Alec:

2. Always compliment girls atleast fours times whenever you see them. Start with the hair then work to the body if necessary.

^^That's sweet!:D

[Sir Alec]

Sir Alec:

2. Always compliment girls atleast fours times whenever you see them. Start with the hair then work to the body if necessary.

^^That's sweet!:D

Thanks girl! I avoid sexual related compliments until... well, I usually avoid them altogether unless your my fiancee.

[Cassius]

That actually is very sweet. :)

[westendgirl]

Thanks girl! I avoid sexual related compliments until... well, I usually avoid them altogether unless your my fiancee.

What a gentlemen you are. See, honestly, men should take note of that. It's the RESPECTFUL thing to do. ;) Gives a woman her dignity and yes as mentioned respect. And is very much appreciated!

[westendgirl]

Don't go for looks; they can deceive.

Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.

Go for someone who makes you smile

Because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

Find the one that makes your heart smile

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Happiness lies for those who cry,

Those who hurt, those who have searched,

And those who have tried,

For only they can appreciate the importance of people

Who have touched their lives.

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The happiest of people

Don't necessarily have the best of everything;

They just make the most of everything that comes along their way.



^^ I can relate to those 3 things. I'm sure many of you can too. ;)

[chica]

Sometimes I wish I could hug you in person, but you're probably stinky like all other Eastern Europeans. :D
Nuff said :eek:

[chica]

In case you didn't know

Women are not always perfectly clean, fresh smelling, prissy balls of estrogen.
:eek:

[Kewpie]

Sir Alec is a bad boy who loves to hang out with bad gals. :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

In case you didn't know

:eek:

i see your Sir Alec & raise you a;

Welcome to my Ignore list, Robby :)

[westendgirl]

Someone emailed me this today and I can definitely relate to this alittle too well, more than my liking. I'm sure a lot of you here can as well, so i thought I'd share. Because it brought me a bit of comfort for some reason....:)

Beautifully stated....
"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed
to
ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder
every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours
was
broken.

You'll fight with your best friend.

You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose
someone you love.

So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been
hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of
happiness
you'll never get back."

[hatfull]

In case you didn't know

:eek:

Originally Posted by Sir Alec
Women are not always perfectly clean, fresh smelling, prissy balls of estrogen.

LIES!!!!!!! IT'S ALL LIES!!!!!!!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/joaniscrazybutidoher.jpg
this made me laugh :p
and by the way, frequently i like women's mouth to be at least partially open :eek:


ps: ok, now i really need my sleep http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/her/1.gif

[HIM]

"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed
to
ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder
every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours
was
broken.

You'll fight with your best friend.

You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose
someone you love."

thanks... that's just set me up for the day ahead

[Sir Alec]

Sir Alec is a bad boy who loves to hang out with bad gals. :D

Oddly enough, this is true to an extent.


LIES!!!!!!! IT'S ALL LIES!!!!!!!

Chica, you ought to watch out what you quote from me, some people can't handle it.

[hatfull]

thanks... that's just set me up for the day ahead
Me too.

[westendgirl]

thanks... that's just set me up for the day ahead


Me too.

aww, I'm glad that it did. ;)

[the judge]

Oh darling, this is why i married you. you always put Moz first.

Genius.

[Kewpie]

Errr...where is chica?

Many of her threads are being archived! :eek:

[Alcoholic Afternoons]

Errr...where is chica?

Many of her threads are being archived! :eek:

Is that bad?

[the more you explore me!]

Errr...where is chica?

Many of her threads are being archived! :eek:


Things change, so do people....it called LIFE!

[Kewpie]

Is that bad?


Just surprised I forget things so easily lately.
I bumped this because I like it.

[Kewpie]

Bump!

Perhaps I need to add something in here?

[chica]

Perhaps I need to add something in here?

Of course you do, please stay on topic, don't just hijack :D

[Kewpie]

Why is there so much nudity in your polls?

Codreanu asked bikie :p

[Kewpie]

He has a cuddly Moz!....I better keep my daughter away from this thread or I fear I may be spending the entire weekend knitting!


almareallymatters

[chica]

Yay, keep collecting them, since I'm not here so often to catch everything ;)

[Kewpie]

he had a car crash and broke his spine. he couldn't record for seven years while he recovered.


Dave's interpretation of That's How People Grow Up

[Kewpie]

LOL. I'm a woman of many words. Most of them dirty.


Madam Corrissey

[J.J. Evans]

Re: Is Kewpie and Julia the same person?
"I guess if you really want to know you can always ask NRITH to send them both PMs."
- Paris Hilton

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=847705&postcount=21

[Corrissey]

LOL. I'm a woman of many words. Most of them dirty.


Madam Corrissey

hahahahahahaaa!! I totally missed this post. NICE one, Kewps!! (I said it to Skinner :p)

[drunken goldfish]

^^Before I read who was quoted, I was sure it was The Cat's Mother! :)

[HIM]

^^Before I read who was quoted, I was sure it was The Cat's Mother! :)

hullo drunken goldfish. how are you and where have you been?

[drunken goldfish]

I'm fine, thanks, you? And how's the Mrs.?
As you may remember I had Solo blocked at my house so I'd only occasionally check in from uni, but now with both the Israel gig and fumigation at my house, I'm overdosing :D.

[HIM]

I'm fine, thanks, you? And how's the Mrs.?
As you may remember I had Solo blocked at my house so I'd only occasionally check in from uni, but now with both the Israel gig and fumigation at my house, I'm overdosing :D.

good, i'm glad to hear it. i'm reasonably good and the mrs. keeps on being great, in general.

have you seen mr. morrissey before? and yes i recall about your blockage, but what's all this about fumigation?

[drunken goldfish]

Glad to hear about the Mrs. too, I miss her!
I haven't seen Morrissey yet, this will be the first! *excited* I was supposed to go see him in France in January but that fell through.
Oh, the fumigation was the worst mistake ever. I saw the hugest spider (and I mean huge, Tarantulaesque) in my kitchen so I called fumigation, and the guy said that after a few hours I would be able to go back, no problem. Well, the smell is still there a few days after, and as I don't fancy getting poisoned, I'm staying away for the time being. Stupid fumigator :mad:.

[Kewpie]

Poor fishy, hope the house will be well ventilated and you can go home soon.

[drunken goldfish]

Thanks Kewpie! Of course being away has its advatages, as you can see ;).

[chica]

Aww, I missed this thread :)
I'm going to quote myself:

"Few things make me so happy like being regular."

[Sir Alec]

Aww, I missed this thread :)
I'm going to quote myself:

"Few things make me so happy like being regular."

Here is some background info to our private conversation involving this quote...

It refers to Mexican food.

[Je Suis Julie]

"Moz Out Frinked us!" - morrisseychic
(regarding the infamous arse photo)

"Once I was stuck in a restaurant and I had to eat a prawn....
I chewed on the tail a bit, and then put the rest in my pocket....
I thought it was ok to eat prawns, but then I remembered that it's not good....
I didn't eat the prawn I just chewed a bit on its tail....
I put it in an empty milk carton." - naranjito

"Did I mention I touched his hand twice (once I squeezed with both hands) and at the encore, I reached for his legs and caressed his calf...feeling the muscles -yum- and his delicious 'sock line'....
So now what. Sock line Frink?! His calf was DEVINE. I stroked it good!"
- Corrissey, only she could make a "sock line" frinky :sweet:

"He chipped at us like we're squirrels. Heehee. Aww... to him we ARE squirrels."
So true, Scarlet, so true

[Corrissey]

"So now what. Sock line Frink?! His calf was DEVINE. I stroked it good!"
- Corrissey, only she could make a "sock line" frinky :sweet:


hee hee :D ...and only HE could make a sock line frinky! :horny:

[Skinner]

My favorite pearl of wisdom. Sorry I didn't come up with it myself but here you go...


http://xf3.xanga.com/7c5c2a5658131185502074/m142281370.bmp

[nugz]

My favorite pearl of wisdom. Sorry I didn't come up with it myself but here you go...


http://xf3.xanga.com/7c5c2a5658131185502074/m142281370.bmp

wow. that is amazing. that guy's a genius.

[Kilt Uncle]

Even though i'm dull, boring and predictable, why hasn't anyone quoted me?

Selfish Bastards!

[Corrissey]

I have been a lazy bastard all of my life. Is there any excuse for this..:)

-Kilt Uncle

[Skinner]

Even though i'm dull, boring and predictable, why hasn't anyone quoted me?

Selfish Bastards!

Get yourself a fro hat and I'll listen more attentively. :p

[Kilt Uncle]

I have been a lazy bastard all of my life. Is there any excuse for this..:)

-Kilt Uncle

You have made a sad man slightly less sad..:)


Get yourself a fro hat and I'll listen more attentively. :p
I can't. I don't have the hips for it.

[Corrissey]

You have made a sad man slightly less sad..:)



Well, my work here is done for the day then :D

[Busy Clippers]

Even though i'm dull, boring and predictable, why hasn't anyone quoted me?

Selfish Bastards!

I think your quotes on musical flatulence are some of the more sensible things I've read here lately. My own laziness is the only excuse for them not appearing here, sir.

Good day to you.

[Kilt Uncle]

Well, my work here is done for the day then :D

It is. And even if it was an act of desperation on my part for someone to qoute me, i don't regret it. It's nice to be nice..:)



I think your quotes on musical flatulence are some of the more sensible things I've read here lately. My own laziness is the only excuse for them not appearing here, sir.

Good day to you.

Your laziness is a credit to you and your........ZZZZzzz.....:)

[Kewpie]

I'm sorry, but I have to remind you that this thread is for collecting memorable remarks posted on the other threads.

If you want to have some chat, you'd better post a new thread or go to some other thread.

[iamkali62]

"yes baby, nowadays my abs are as perfect as bizantine mosaics"

by Pervo


"Find someone you can love and cherish, then suck his dick."

by Sir Alec


"american accents are sexy too. (brandon) i just wish that utter rubblish didn't come out when they speak!"

by the more you explore me!

LMAO, I can see it now, "Chicken Substitute Soup For The Morrissey Soul" I think it would be hilarious if he put out a daily affirmations book. :D

[Kilt Uncle]

I'm sorry, but I have to remind you that this thread is for collecting memorable remarks posted on the other threads.

If you want to have some chat, you'd better post a new thread or go to some other thread.

Kewpie, that's a TERRIBLE quote. It needs a lot of work..:)

[Corrissey]

Kewpie, that's a TERRIBLE quote. It needs a lot of work..:)

:D lol!

[Sir Alec]

LMAO, I can see it now, "Chicken Substitute Soup For The Morrissey Soul" I think it would be hilarious if he put out a daily affirmations book. :D

Best damned advice I've ever seen. It should be published in Morrissey's name! :p

[iamkali62]

Best damned advice I've ever seen. It should be published in Morrissey's name! :p

Why, thanks! I'd certainly purchase it. I met those two guys who *invented* those Chicken Soup books a LONG time ago when I worked at Waldenbooks, and jesus christ on a stick, they have a Chicken Soup book for just about EVERYTHING right now. "Chicken Soup For That Time Of The Month" "Chicken Soup For Pervs" I could go on and on. It reminds me of the time I met that giant guy, Anthony Robbins. He is seriously a wack job. All I remember about him was that his hands were enormous and he had horse teeth. When you work in the book field, you get to meet all sorts of strange but interesting people. :eek:

[iamkali62]

Sir Alec:

2. Always compliment girls atleast fours times whenever you see them. Start with the hair then work to the body if necessary.

^^That's sweet!:D

westendgirl,those shots of M make me laugh- especially the raising of the eyebrows one. I find myself trying to copy it, and ...well, it's a lost cause. NO ONE can impersonate M. ( successfully ) (jesus, I was going to say, "No one can DO M." but changed me mind. We all know someone is doing him, lucky bastard.

[iamkali62]

Here is some background info to our private conversation involving this quote...

It refers to Mexican food.

You WERE warned about the Menudo but you had it anyway!:D

[EPbabe]

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=690647&postcount=8

Aww man. :rolleyes:

[troubleluvsme]

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=690647&postcount=8


Oh come on cornelius.
That's just because most haven't met you. ;)

[nugz]

it's a crime i am not featured on this thread.

[iamkali62]

Oh, that is classic...a lot of the classic old ones are gone, we all post too much

Heavens! You've ingested more than Rod Stewart :D

[Kewpie]

I got a penis. ~ bikubesong


If Camilla Parker Bowles gave it to you, it's mine. Give it back. ~ HIM

:D


*you can read HIM's earlier post*


last night i had a dream where some bloke forced me, at knife point, to have full penetrative sex with camilla parker bowles (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l80/BigBallsBoydie/rodhull.gif). at the point of no return, the bloke put his hand between myself and ms. parker bowles and cut my cock off. sliced it clean off! there was quite a lot of blood and then i woke up.

[vicarinatutugal]

Kewpie, that's a TERRIBLE quote. It needs a lot of work..:)


I got a penis. ~ bikubesong


If Camilla Parker Bowles gave it to you, it's mine. Give it back. ~ HIM

:D

heheheh liked these :)

[HIM]

I got a penis. ~ bikubesong


If Camilla Parker Bowles gave it to you, it's mine. Give it back. ~ HIM

:D

bikie said i was weird. you should give her an infraction.

[Corrissey]

Nice :)


Mozzer trying to contain his laughter, cost: free, frink value (so I've read): priceless.

[iamkali62]

My personal favorite: Do. Not. Feed. The. Troll.

[Corrissey]

I used to go cruising in my mates dads Lada! The only thing we picked up was an inferiority complex...:p

:D lol

[Kilt Uncle]

Re: Big Brother 2008

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Big Brother 2008!

Quote:
Originally Posted by girlunafraid
who else is watching? Only one gay one so far, from Edinburgh, now a blind one is going in, hope he doesn't fall down the stairs

"Sorry, I'm not falling for the desperate hype of a failing format. I'm off to smear chilli sauce around my anus."


Peter
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Superb...:)

[chica]

Bikie, surprised after finding out that Jose from the Netherlands is actually a girl:

"I know there is many weird people in Netherlands, so that explains it I guess.. "

[Kilt Uncle]

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[Kewpie]

What has Morrissey inspired you to do ?



i guess i have to say that he's inspired me to dj.
I'll get the noose.
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:mad::mad::mad:

Oi, stop adding unfunny stuff.

*sending 10 points of invisible infractions which worth 9 days ban*

[Kilt Uncle]

:mad::mad::mad:

Oi, stop adding unfunny stuff.

*sending 10 points of invisible infractions which worth 9 days ban*

I didn't! I copied and pasted and that's how it comes out. It's really YOUR fault. I bet you designed this thing!!!

I've tried to be unfunny Kewpie, i can't do it!

Unlike some....:p

[bikubesong]

I got a penis. ~ bikubesong


If Camilla Parker Bowles gave it to you, it's mine. Give it back. ~ HIM

:D


*you can read HIM's earlier post*



I never read about his dream! Good damn, this explains a lot. I thought HIM was just. normalweird?

[Kewpie]

I didn't! I copied and pasted and that's how it comes out. It's really YOUR fault. I bet you designed this thing!!!

I've tried to be unfunny Kewpie, i can't do it!

Unlike some....


Doh...


I never read about his dream! Good damn, this explains a lot. I thought HIM was just. normalweird?

Huh?
Normal and weird cannot be equal.

HIM is unique, I'd say. :D

[bikubesong]

Huh?
Normal and weird cannot be equal.

HIM is unique, I'd say. :D
No, he might be flattered and self-indulging. Let's say- strange?

[Kewpie]

No, he might be flattered and self-indulging. Let's say- strange?


Hahaha!! :D

Yeah, HIM is definitely strange and weird. :p

[bikubesong]

Hahaha!! :D

Yeah, HIM is definitely strange and weird. :p
;) have a good night, Kewpie!

[Corrissey]

I should have posted this here over 12 hours ago :rolleyes: :p


when we don't go for the stage, the terrorists win. ;)


nice one, nugzie :cool:

[nugz]

I should have posted this here over 12 hours ago :rolleyes: :p




nice one, nugzie :cool:

sweet!!!

I've won @ lyfe. :guitar:

[chica]

I am just a shark
swimming in the dark
you shoot me with a spear
for your unfounded fear

bite you if I could
but you don't taste that good
rather eat a fish
squish squish squish

:guitar:

[Kewpie]

I am just a shark
swimming in the dark
you shoot me with a spear
for your unfounded fear

bite you if I could
but you don't taste that good
rather eat a fish
squish squish squish


Dave, you should send this to Randy Newman or Sesami Streer. :D

[bysshe]

I agree. :D


Because all the interesting people stay in off topic.

[Kewpie]

Because all the interesting people stay in off topic.



IMHO this kind of comments aren't worthy for adding this thread.

[Not Right in the Head]

IMHO this kind of comments aren't worthy for adding this thread.

Right. The only comments worth adding here are the ones that you think are worth adding. :rolleyes:

[Kewpie]

NRitH mistook that I replied to him, but in fact I didn't.

You seem to having really dull afternoon, jeane.

[Kewpie]

no duller than your personailty kewpie.

This kind of comments do not have any effect on me...:sleeping:

[Not Right in the Head]

NRitH mistook that I replied to him, but in fact I didn't.

Say what? If that's not a reply to me (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?p=709039&postcount=9), then I'm Morrissey.

[Jealous Of Youth]

no duller than your personailty kewpie.


i guess you've proved my point.

i will also expect a sudden onset of narcolepsy from you the next time you make a pissy comment in my direction.

True pearls of wisdom.

[Jealous Of Youth]

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=913006&postcount=17

[Not Right in the Head]

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=913006&postcount=17

I don't know what's more pathetic--that you linked to your own quote, or the quote itself.

[chica]

Making them immortal!


tomorrow is sunday,my weekly sermon day,how quickly you forget,last weeks was hate thy neighbor. though i am torn on what this week's should be,maybe you should get a job.



When you actually meet people you meet a lot of Walking Abortions, but you meet some incredible people to.

[Corrissey]

"things you don't know" about Palin.
She's against waxing...


So she supports Bush?


:D Cass made a lolz!

[Cassius]

Yay, I finally made the big time! :D