Which would u rather:

[Christine]

Have lifelong plontonic friendship with Moz
or
crazy night of passion never see him again but u know u have ur memories and he writes a song probably bout u.

I'd go for the friendship but its veryclose :D

[nightandday]

Have lifelong plontonic friendship with Moz
or
crazy night of passion never see him again but u know u have ur memories and he writes a song probably bout u.

I'd go for the friendship but its veryclose :D
I can have both? :) :D

I'd say a lifelong friendship with occasional crazy nights of passion is the way to go. ;)

[Black Eyed]

Definately the friendship. The one question I would ask Morrissey should I ever be lucky enough to do so!! would be "can I be your friend?". Sounds pathetic I know but that would be my dream.

I am so jealous of Linder for what she shares with the great one.

[almareallymatters]

I say neither....both options would be far too terrifying to even contemplate....as the saying goes...."Never meet your heros".....I am beyond cowardly I know :o

[Bluebirds]

I'd lock him in the cupboard and feed him vegetarian turkey burgers.

A crime passionel. It could be the inspiration for his next LP "Locked In A Wardrobe Eating Vegetarian Burgers in Leytonstone."

[almareallymatters]

I'd lock him in the cupboard and feed him vegetarian turkey burgers.

A crime passionel. It could be the inspiration for his next LP "Locked In A Wardrobe Eating Vegetarian Burgers in Leytonstone."

Could I peep in at him through the key-hole! :o

[lilikoi]

even though I am passionately in love with him, the lifelong friendship sounds better than just ONE night. definitely. I hate one night stands!
but it would be hard to keep my hands off him for an entire lifetime!!!

[nightandday]

even though I am passionately in love with him, the lifelong friendship sounds better than just ONE night. definitely. I hate one night stands!
but it would be hard to keep my hands off him for an entire lifetime!!!
Well, my suggestion solves the problem, don't you think so!


I can have both? :) :D

I'd say a lifelong friendship with occasional crazy nights of passion is the way to go. ;)

[lilikoi]

Well, my suggestion solves the problem, don't you think so!

noooo, that was NOT an option. you have to chose one or the other - you can't have both - that's the deal.

[Christine]

I can have both? :) :D




can you? :confused: :D Tell me how!

[nightandday]

noooo, that was NOT an option. you have to chose one or the other - you can't have both - that's the deal.
OK then I choose the lifelong friendship.




Life is a long time, there would probably be nights when he would feel the need to be loved and when he'd require some friendly help, which a real friend wouldn't refuse to provide. ;-)

[Sonar]

"crazy night of passion"???? With the Mozzer???:eek: Isn't that a contradiction it itself? Don't get me wrong: I really love the man and I've got a powerful imagination but this I cannot imagine.
As you might have figured I'm going for friendship... I may touch him in an inappropriate manner from time to time but still;) He'd be my sexy platonic friend.

[nightandday]

"crazy night of passion"???? With the Mozzer???:eek: Isn't that a contradiction it itself?

No. I don't see why it would be.

[Christine]

No. I don't see why it would be.

Maybe the reason there are no kiss and tell stories bout Moz is that hes so soo crazy and passionate in bed that theyre all still recovering :p :)

[nightandday]

Maybe the reason there are no kiss and tell stories bout Moz is that hes so soo crazy and passionate in bed that theyre all still recovering :p :)
LOL :D Maybe it kills them? :p

But seriously, I don't think that people who sleep around or who drag their private life into the public eye are particularly crazy-and-passionate. Or the other way round.

[half a person]

Hmm, life long friendship I'd go for, if you can't have both. ;)

[lilikoi]

"crazy night of passion"???? With the Mozzer???:eek: Isn't that a contradiction it itself? Don't get me wrong: I really love the man and I've got a powerful imagination but this I cannot imagine.


well there are some ladies on this board who certainly can imagine it and have described their phantasies about it in another couple of threads - the "sleep with morrissey" and the "turkey" threads, actually!

[virtually dead]

well there are some ladies on this board who certainly can imagine it and have described their phantasies about it in another couple of threads - the "sleep with morrissey" and the "turkey" threads, actually!

Oh is that what you were getting at saying you could involve food with sex...:D :D

[nightandday]

Oh is that what you were getting at saying you could involve food with sex...:D :D
I don't remember her mentioning "food"... just "eating". :)

[virtually dead]

I don't remember her mentioning "food"... just "eating". :)

I'm leaving whilst this thread is still relatively clean....:D

[lilikoi]

Oh is that what you were getting at saying you could involve food with sex...:D :D

well, whatever I meant, I did NOT mean eat the turkey for dinner and have sex afterwards - I'm a vegetarian you know.
so - it meant something else. figure it out.:D

[virtually dead]

well, whatever I meant, I did NOT mean eat the turkey for dinner and have sex afterwards - I'm a vegetarian you know.
so - it meant something else. figure it out.:D

no no no no i don't want to!!! you're corrupting my innocent mind!! :D

[tender hooligan]

As for passionate night ..I can see him every night anyways
I"d prefer friendship in reality (of course i would be unhappily in love also AGAIN)

[duchess_of_fork]

it's just the matter of where and when. and if both of those factors are right, well, boys and girls, there just might be a special thread about me in a couple of years...."the mystery girl seen with morrissey"

don't worry. i'll make special invites to our wedding for everybody on the thread. then we'll all meet and have bacchic fits! i'm very fond of red wine and well, so is my dear dear morrissey.

hahaha oh god
i really should do my sociology homework.....it's like reading war and peace while crazy fantasies ravage your pretty little young brain....

[lilikoi]

how about another question:

would you rather sind a duet with him on his next album or be escorted to his hotelroom by bodyguards to be his sexlave for an hour (and then thrown out immediately).
(I didn't make this up folks, I read in the paper that's what robbie williams does to groupies)

[Sonar]

well, whatever I meant, I did NOT mean eat the turkey for dinner and have sex afterwards - I'm a vegetarian you know.
so - it meant something else. figure it out.:D


Oh, I wanna know! But on the other hand I care about Virtually Dead's innocent mind ;) maybe you could switch to German for a sec, lilikoi and explain that turkey-thing to me :p

[Anais Pin]

how about another question:

would you rather sind a duet with him on his next album or be escorted to his hotelroom by bodyguards to be his sexlave for an hour (and then thrown out immediately).
(I didn't make this up folks, I read in the paper that's what robbie williams does to groupies)

A good friend of mine slept with Robbie in Jane Seymour's mansion when he was around here making an album. She spent the entire night with him and was then provided with breakfast and sent home in a cab. When she got home her copy of Vogue had arrived, with Mr Williams on the cover!!

So there you have it; she did get breakfast out of the deal! :) And she sold her story to the press (with Robbies blessing) and made a few quid out of it too, but had to move out of the area because other women were jealous of her, so there was a price to pay.

Sorry I didn't answer the original question there now did I...

[lilikoi]

A good friend of mine slept with Robbie in Jane Seymour's mansion when he was around here making an album. She spent the entire night with him and was then provided with breakfast and sent home in a cab. When she got home her copy of Vogue had arrived, with Mr Williams on the cover!!

So there you have it; she did get breakfast out of the deal! :) And she sold her story to the press (with Robbies blessing) and made a few quid out of it too, but had to move out of the area because other women were jealous of her, so there was a price to pay.

Sorry I didn't answer the original question there now did I...

ah, well that sound quite romantic... lol. well, aparently mister williams did not behave this gentlemanly on his austrian tour, if the press is to be believed, hehehe.

but now back to moz since robbie makes me criiiinge!

i´d like to sing a duet with him, and may it be just the chipmonk background vocals - i´m so jealous of kristeen young!!!

grrrrrrrrr.

[imogen11]

[QUOTE=nightandday;397329]LOL :D Maybe it kills them? :p

Kills them?? Lol, brilliant!

...I'd do it...even if it killed me. ;)

[lilikoi]

Oh, I wanna know! But on the other hand I care about Virtually Dead's innocent mind ;) maybe you could switch to German for a sec, lilikoi and explain that turkey-thing to me :p

well, it really is just a health issue. vegans need their b12 once in a while from animal (or human animal) protein sources - and this can be done without murder by just making good use of morrissey and letting the cute turkey live.
now you´re going to ask me for cruelty free technical details, i suppose. well, you will have to order a manual because my lips must remain sealed or i might get banned from this board for corrupting innocent vegan teenagers.

[Sonar]

well, it really is just a health issue. vegans need their b12 once in a while from animal (or human animal) protein sources - and this can be done without murder by just making good use of morrissey and letting the cute turkey live.
now you´re going to ask me for cruelty free technical details, i suppose. well, you will have to order a manual because my lips must remain sealed or i might get banned from this board for corrupting innocent vegan teenagers.

Got it! Urgh! But of course eating an animal would be even more urgh:)

[CeciDeMorrissey]

What a difficult question... I'd love being his friend for the rest of my life and keep in touch and all that, but it would be a TORTURE being next to him and not to touch him or kiss him... Probably I would plan an evening with an intimate dinner, something light of course, and I would make sure he drinks more than a glass of wine!! Hehehe... and then the conversation can be led to something more romantic and from there to a killer stare and a hand caressing the other and a hug and a kiss and whatever it comes... there's nothing, no distance... So yes... I'd love to be his friend but waiting for the right moment to "attack" hahahaa....

[Christine]

[QUOTE=nightandday;397329]LOL Maybe it kills them? :p

Kills them?? Lol, brilliant!

...I'd do it...even if it killed me.

LOL, that should be a new thread, Would u rather live nice long life without Moz or sleep with moz and die (From exhausttion :p) :D

[Vainessa]

night of passion

[CeciDeMorrissey]

Don't make it more difficult Christine, please!!




I would die in his arms... But first I want a picture taken :P LOL

[lux girl]

This is turning into the "Would you sleep with Morrissey" poll / thread we had going over the last few weeks.I guess all those fantasies whirling around have to see the light of day somehow and this forum is obviously the place for some of you to get your kinky thoughts out there!

One night of passion or a true lasting friendship?? Damn good question, but I'd go for the friends option. Yeah, he's a gorgeous man, but I'd much rather know what's going on in his head than what's going on in his pants!

[Lor]

I think maybe this forum requires a 'Morrissey Fantasy' thread... :rolleyes:

[virtually dead]

well, whatever I meant, I did NOT mean eat the turkey for dinner and have sex afterwards - I'm a vegetarian you know.
so - it meant something else. figure it out.:D

You'd get cramps I you did this....
Never do any rigorous exercise less than 2 hours after a meal :p
er...just in case anyone was going to. :D

[Trouble loves me]

Night of passion, then kill myself because i doubt i'd ever find anyone i fancied as much as him again. :D

it'd be lovely to be friends with someone as beautiful, talented and magnetic as the Moz man, but wouldn't you just live your life on a knife edge thinking that you'd do or say something to make him drop you at any moment? The best you can hope for is that he'd fall into some sort of love with you ... the adoration of Morrissey is not just for Christmas.

[Danielledelu]

That is a very very tough one. I would most likely pick friend, but the crazy night and the rememberence may be better, if you have life long friend ship, he will always be there. If you go with the passion, you will always cherish and remember it. I would pick friendship though, because I want him forever, and im probley not that good in the bed

[Christine]

it'd be lovely to be friends with someone as beautiful, talented and magnetic as the Moz man, but wouldn't you just live your life on a knife edge thinking that you'd do or say something to make him drop you at any moment? The best you can hope for is that he'd fall into some sort of love with you ... the adoration of Morrissey is not just for Christmas.


hmmm thats a good point, wat if u totally gave up ur lifr being his frind then after 3 years you said 'mmm turkey burgers :eek: and he dropped you and mentioned u cruelly in a song . This reminds me of what Jon Ross said in his interview, 'lile wat if I say something innocent like ride the lamb and I appear in a song being told off' :D . Still pick the friendship, lucky lovely linder :)

[drowning girl]

I would choose to sleep with him and then never meet him again.
To me he is one of the sexiest persons ever on the planet but I do not idolise or even idealise him. He is a human being with family and friends, with his own plans for vacation or dinner or cinema. He might have tooth- or headaches sometimes. However, I would not want to be one person to discuss problems with Mom and Dad with. He has created his own, wonderful image of how to see him and I would not want to destroy it for myself.

[lilikoi]

it'd be lovely to be friends with someone as beautiful, talented and magnetic as the Moz man, but wouldn't you just live your life on a knife edge thinking that you'd do or say something to make him drop you at any moment?

friends who 'drop' you because you once say something they don't agree with are not friends. and friends who drewl about turkey burgers in front of their veggie friends aren't either.