The OFFICIAL Homosexers Thread

[Lor]

Welcome to the OFFICIAL Homosexers Thread! The best place to start would be to visit our websites:

http://www.myspace.com/homosexers

http://homosexers.bebo.com

This thread is basically where band members meet to do whatever it is bands do when they meet. If you really want to search deep into our history there is this thread:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=64276

If not then, basically we are a band who came about because of some insults and... just read the earlier thread OK?
All you need to know is that we are THE best Moz-influenced folk rock band around, who have also been influenced by The Stone Roses (dunno how that came to be, but we just... are).

If you have any musical talents, feel free to join. We may even let you join even if you don't have any particular talents, because we're nice really. Beware though- stilettoes and lollipops are required. Now, read on.

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Current line-up of Homosexers are:

Busy C: no-nonsense powerful manager
Dazzak (as far as I know... has anyone actually asked?): lead singer
Hatfull: really crazee trombone
Chartres: tambarine and go-go dancer/ assistant PR manager
bikubesong: guitar
whoiseuan: go-go dancer
Lor: chorus and go-go dancer
HIM: flumpet
Mad Vespa: kazoo organiser
TMYEM: groupieee
Kewpie: merchandiser and caterer
Half A Person: PR Officer
Troll Hunter (if he's still here...): Security

There was somebody else too, but I can't remember right now. I'll fix this when I've read through the thread again.

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If you have a MySpace, add us! If you have bebo, sign up as a groupie! Show your support.

[the more you explore me!]

speaking as their groupie and the 55 members... i'm feeling sore!

[half a person]

Right, a few questions 'any thoughts on what I can add to the 'descriptions of the band' and any thoughts on the design of the single/album cover? :D

[Lor]

speaking as their groupie and the 55 members... i'm feeling sore!

Oh, don't worry. Some of us won't be um... requiring your services. :D And those Indians haven't been recruited yet I don't think.

I now nominate The Number One Fan Is Dead to be the name of our first album.

[dazzak]

I'm the premier backdoor conquistador on this site and I'm not even on the list? Something's wrong here.

[drunken goldfish]

I'm the premier backdoor conquistador on this site and I'm not even on the list? Something's wrong here.

I'm sure you're on somebody's list :D .

[Hunter Of Trolls]

Post all Homosexers related stuff here now...


Current line-up of Homosexers are:

Busy C: no-nonsense powerful manager
Joro: aroof lead singer
Hatfull: really crazee trombone
Chartres: tambarine and go-go dancer
bikubesong: guitar
whoiseuan: go-go dancer
Lor: chorus and go-go dancer
HIM: flumpet
Mad Vespa: kazoo organiser
TMYEM: groupieee
Kewpie: merchandiser and caterer
Half A Person: PR Officer

Is this right? Did I miss anyone?

I smell a troll in the making

[Kewpie]

Hey, it's the way to combat the trolls on this forum!:D

Hunter, can you contribute some tag-lines and PR materials to Homosexers?;)

[Kewpie]

I'm the premier backdoor conquistador on this site and I'm not even on the list? Something's wrong here.

Sure, you're the premier backdoor conquistador.
Be nice to everyone!:D

[Chartres]

Post all Homosexers related stuff here now...


Current line-up of Homosexers are:

Busy C: no-nonsense powerful manager
Joro: aroof lead singer
Hatfull: really crazee trombone
Chartres: tambarine and go-go dancer
bikubesong: guitar
whoiseuan: go-go dancer
Lor: chorus and go-go dancer
HIM: flumpet
Mad Vespa: kazoo organiser
TMYEM: groupieee
Kewpie: merchandiser and caterer
Half A Person: PR Officer

Is this right? Did I miss anyone?

I am NOT a go-go dancer! Some power position still free? Love power, muhahaha.

:D

[Pervomartovtsi]

that troll junter is mad as fuck

[Busy Clippers]

I am NOT a go-go dancer! Some power position still free? Love power, muhahaha.

:D

keyboards?

http://www.swizzle-stick.com/images/DW_D2/nick_rhodes_1.jpg

[Sir Alec]

I want to be a groupie!!!

[no one in particular]

I'm the premier backdoor conquistador on this site and I'm not even on the list? Something's wrong here.

i am sure they realized it wouldn't work to have you and joro together in this line-up....and she got there first

or wait, maybe you can be the lackey for the lead singer?
:D

[Busy Clippers]

We need dazzak's testosterone-infused id to balance out the rest of the band. Can you play tablas, dazzak? Or would you prefer something more Euro?? Do you have a monkey? Would you be willing to acquire one??


http://www.evilhell.net/wp-content/nonono.jpg

[whoiseuan]

I have to say I'm really pleased with the creative direction the band is taking. I'm quite sure that by the time Morrissey releases a new single from his next album, we can be there to block him from the Number 1 spot, with apologies of course. However, I suggest that we go old-school with our methods. NO myspace or NME advertising, get a stone roses style graffitti campaign going. Needless to say, we'll either have the overwhelming support of the gay community or be painted as a bunch of homophobic weirdos spray-painting our evil messages everywhere. Either way the publicity boost will make us unstoppable by the time the music hits the shops.

[Lor]

Right then, who's willing to go out and get spraying? Or you could just stick up signs if you're boring. :D

[Hunter Of Trolls]

Can I be your bodyguard and protect you from trolls?

[Hunter Of Trolls]

Who me? I suppose so. Can you protect me from nay-sayers, philistines and critics too?

I can only protect you from trolls

[Hunter Of Trolls]

Why only trolls?

Because I am a Troll Hunter, are you trolling me btw?

[Lor]

I suppose Hunter Of Trolls could be band security. Do you want to? I doubt we're going to get any trouble from anyone else but trolls. If we do, you can slay them anyway... you know, practice for when the real trolls come.:D

[Hunter Of Trolls]

I suppose Hunter Of Trolls could be band security. Do you want to? I doubt we\'re going to get any trouble from anyone else but trolls. If we do, you can slay them anyway... you know, practice for when the real trolls come.http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/

I accept your role for me. What is the dress code?

[Kewpie]

Hey Hunter, can you watch out our bebo site as well?
Much appreceiated your help!:D

[Lor]

Well... how do troll hunters usually dress? Most of the band seem to be wearing stilettos though. Can you hunt trolls in them?

[hatfull]

I can't walk in them, so this is going to be an interesting tour! I should have done this years ago, give up teaching, become a mentally unstable member of a band! Great!

[Lor]

You're gonna be rich beyond your wildest dreams hatfull! Our albums will go multi-platinum I'm sure. If we ever get round to recording something...

[half a person]

http://www.myspace.com/thehomosexers

[Lor]

Cool. That's really good so far! I'm sure we actually are the best Moz influenced folk rock band currently in existence.

[Kewpie]

Thanks Halfie!!
It's very pink and I love it!:D

[half a person]

Thanks Halfie!!
It's very pink and I love it!:D


Thankyou!

[drunken goldfish]

I can't believe you guys actually went through with the site! :D
Can I be a stage invader? (I hope you're as nice to them as Moz is :) ).

[Lor]

Depends who you're trying to hug doesn't it!

[drunken goldfish]

I'll take what I can get :) .

[Lor]

Totally random... but do you think we should actually try and ask Moz to produce the album? Or do you think he would just get pissed off?

[half a person]

Well, the trouble is, he doesn't believe in 'homosexual' does he? But then... we could plead subversive... I think we should write and tell him ;)

[Lor]

Hmm... who's willling?

PS. I'd like a reply please Halfie!

[half a person]

I think we should all write it together, that way no one person gets the blame if we offend Moz so much he goes off in a permanent huff and never plays any more gigs (NOT LIKELY, NOT LIKELY!!!) ;) But yeah, I think we should!

[Lor]

Ok...

Dear Morrissey,

Now it's your turn.

[half a person]

Recently, we Morrissey apostles have decided to follow your example and form a band of our own.

[Lor]

We are called The Homosexers, which really isn't as good as The Smiths.

[half a person]

But we were inspired by somebody who decided it would be very intelligent if she called us all that as an insult.

[Lor]

We have also decided to dedicate our album to her, which brings us to the point of this letter.

[half a person]

We were wondering if you would be at all interested in producing, or at least endorsing, our album: 'Number One Fan is Dead'.

[Lor]

If you like, you could also do the artwork. Our style of music is folk rock, obviously also influenced by you.

[half a person]

As much as we realise that we could never nearly match up to your standard, we also realise that we are certainly not like the other bands around at the moment, and hope to inject something new and exciting into the current popular music trend of dull, boring 'indie' (obviously excluding you.)

[Lor]

We would also be grateful if you could consider getting in touch with James Maker, as our dancers would appreciate some tips.

[half a person]

Thank you very much for your time and consideration,

The Homosexers.

[Lor]

I think it's good... we should send it.

[Lor]

Dear Morrissey,

Recently, we Morrissey apostles have decided to follow your example and form a band of our own. We are called The Homosexers, which really isn't as good as The Smiths. But we were inspired by somebody who decided it would be very intelligent if she called us all that as an insult. We have also decided to dedicate our album to her, which brings us to the point of this letter. We were wondering if you would be at all interested in producing, or at least endorsing, our album: 'Number One Fan is Dead'. If you like, you could also do the artwork. Our style of music is folk rock, obviously also influenced by you. As much as we realise that we could never nearly match up to your standard, we also realise that we are certainly not like the other bands around at the moment, and hope to inject something new and exciting into the current popular music trend of dull, boring 'indie' (obviously excluding you.) We would also be grateful if you could consider getting in touch with James Maker, as our dancers would appreciate some tips.

Thank you very much for your time and consideration,

The Homosexers.


The whole thing. :D

[half a person]

Dear Morrissey,

Recently, we Morrissey apostles have decided to follow your example and form a band of our own. We are called the homosexers, which really isn’t as good as The Smiths. But we were inspired by somebody who thought it would be very intelligent if she called us that as an insult. We have also decided to dedicate our album to her, which brings us to the point of this letter. We were wondering if you would be at all interested in producing, or at least endorsing, our album: ‘Number One Fan is Dead’. If you like, you could also do the artwork. Our style is folk rock, obviously also influenced by you. As much as we realise that we could never nearly match up to your standard, we also realise that we are certainly not like the other bands around at the moment, and hope to inject something new and exciting into the current popular music trend of dull, boring 'indie' (obviously excluding you.) We would also be grateful if you could consider getting in touch with James Maker, as our dancers would appreciate some tips.

Thank you very much for your time and consideration,

The Homosexers.

There you have it.

[half a person]

um, well we now have two copies... great minds think alike!

Yep, we should definitely send it off!

[Lor]

I'll leave you in charge of that, as I'm going to bed. Other people, please post suggestions or improvements to the letter!

[the more you explore me!]

I want to be a groupie!!!

i want sir alec in... i then help and he is the man to do. it's like batman & robin... (yes sir alec you can be batman)

on the letter can we have a PS:

hello morrissey, long time fan 1st time writer to you. anyway ,this band thing. i'm, and now Sir Alec are the groupies. can you offer advice, as you have been in the rock scene for over 20 yrs to 'young' groupies such as us two, to avoid jealousy between the band members also can we be put down on the rider.

[The Cat's Mother]

Ah, what you groupies need is an old fluffer on board to keep order. I'm used to handling musicians (in more ways than one). I'll be like your mum, except more famous for tongue-skills than your real mum probably is. I'll also make sure everyone washes behind their ears and eats their greens. Am I hired?

[the more you explore me!]

Ah, what you groupies need is an old fluffer on board to keep order. I'm used to handling musicians (in more ways than one). I'll be like your mum, except more famous for tongue-skills than your real mum probably is. I'll also make sure everyone washes behind their ears and eats their greens. Am I hired?

right yer are Mrs.... but we not 'fluffer' any more "artist recreational assistants"
will you wear an apron and put me on the naughty step

[The Cat's Mother]

right yer are Mrs.... but we not 'fluffer' any more "artist recreational assistants"
will you wear an apron and put me on the naughty step

''Fluffer'' is a lot easier to say with your mouth full than "artist recreational assistant", believe me.

Yes, the very cold naughty step in just your navy gym knickers if you don't eat up every scrap of broccoli. Now, where's me pinny?

[the more you explore me!]

''Fluffer'' is a lot easier to say with your mouth full than "artist recreational assistant", believe me.

Yes, the very cold naughty step in just your navy gym knickers if you don't eat up every scrap of broccoli. Now, where's me pinny?

but fluffer is just crude yank talk in the porno industry... ok we are 'ARA'

ha i like brocculi ha... can i have me pudding now pls

[The Cat's Mother]

can i have me pudding now pls

Since you ask so nicely, dear. :)

[wolve]

^Is it pudding with a type of spiced biscuit?

[the more you explore me!]

^Is it pudding with a type of spiced biscuit?

no, a pudding is what you get for being a good boy or girl after you have eaten all your dinner up.
it is normally a cake, sweet made from flour/suet.
but also a savoury dish (meat) containing flour/suet.
it is also a kind of sausage (black pudding).

[The Cat's Mother]

You'd have to put that question to Kewpie the caterer. But Kewpie's on the naughty step at the moment for inappropriate parsnip handling. Bad Kewpie!

[hatfull]

Naughty!!! Do you want to borrow a sand timer? That's what we use when the kids at school have to have 'Time Out' I'm quite willing to issue detentions as well!

[wolve]

no, a pudding is what you get for being a good boy or girl after you have eaten all your dinner up.
it is normally a cake, sweet made from flour/suet.
but also a savoury dish (meat) containing flour/suet.
it is also a kind of sausage (black pudding).


To add: pudding can be yellow as well!

http://www.familyrapp.com/images/recipes/Saffron%20rice%20pudding.jpg


but then with these biscuits in it:


http://www.natuurwacht.nl/fotos/speculaas.jpg


Yes, I've been a good girl :cool:

[The Cat's Mother]

Thank you. Although I've always found the blueness of cold bumflesh a reliable indicator of when a miscreant has served enough time seated on a nice cold concrete step.

I fear that one or two members of the Homosexers entourage might find the idea of detention a spur to misbehaviour, rather than a deterrent.

[hatfull]

Hmmm, you could be right, they'd all be throwing their pencils on the floor for me to pick up. Sigh. and if I was wearing my stilettos, things would only get worse. Oh well, some kind of schooling may keep them on the streight and narrow during the day!

[the more you explore me!]

To add: pudding can be yellow as well!

http://www.familyrapp.com/images/recipes/Saffron%20rice%20pudding.jpg


but then with these biscuits in it:


http://www.natuurwacht.nl/fotos/speculaas.jpg


Yes, I've been a good girl :cool:

yes that can be called pudding.

but i like custurd.

that looks like a nice biscuit.

have you been sharing if so then you are a good girl.:D

[The Cat's Mother]

"Pudding can be yellow as well" has lyric potential, too. A sort of inclusion anthem for dessert items. And then halfway through the last verse, we get "But then with these biscuits in it...." as a sort of undermining of all the egalitarian optimism of the preceding lines.

It's like 'I Can Have Both/Let Me Kiss You', but with E-numbers and crunchy bits. I think we have a hit on our hands, here.

[dazzak]

Okay, let's get back to me, everyone.

I currently play guitar, bass, piano, triangle, harmonica, maracas, tambourine, melodica, Irish bouzouki, ukulele, bell, cymbals, gong and a 47-year-old redhead named Sheila. But that's only on my nights off. Can you use/abuse me in The Homosexers?

[wolve]

Okay, let's get back to me, everyone.

I currently play guitar, bass, piano, triangle, harmonica, maracas, tambourine, melodica, Irish bouzouki, ukulele, bell, cymbals, gong and a 47-year-old redhead named Sheila. But that's only on my nights off. Can you use/abuse me in The Homosexers?


Sorry, the qualifications were clear: able to play a didgeridoo. The Homosexuals are in need of good blowers. :p
Maybe next year.

[dazzak]

I could hold a didgeridoo and look pretty.

[The Cat's Mother]

Okay, let's get back to me, everyone.

I currently play guitar, bass, piano, triangle, harmonica, maracas, tambourine, melodica, Irish bouzouki, ukulele, bell, cymbals, gong and a 47-year-old redhead named Sheila. But that's only on my nights off. Can you use/abuse me in The Homosexers?

Don't ask me. I 'm just the whoremonger and dietary roughage enforcer. Although I think I might know Sheila.

[the more you explore me!]

I could hold a didgeridoo and look pretty.

dazzak has to be in! so i can help with his didgeridoo!

[dazzak]

dazzak has to be in! so i can help with his didgeridoo!
It's far too big for just me to hold.

[wolve]

Is it hollow as well?

[Hunter Of Trolls]

It\'s far too big for just me to hold.

Dazzak, I would have thought you would make a good \"Bez\" - ala Happy Mondays stylee of this particular group.

[Busy Clippers]

I "found" the band's bus today, but it will be a few more days before it's repainted and all of the serial numbers are filed off...

http://storage.msn.com/x1pqP5noGPWAA7I05VHWNOA33CNGeSoL4w0k5SdPTd6c9KqTBP iS0lbhoeGiCrADN360jbpyHYMoo_h-xc3XOy9dq1RHYoeYinGnuRfQVj8uqODP7k_7GNwJ9nytMTyM18 tZlm_Q4oX_YtFteizAHXvJQ

[wolve]

And the two in front, Cod & you, keeping an eye? ;)

[Busy Clippers]

You children! :rolleyes:

No, that's Top Manager Reuben Kinkaid, and Mrs. Shirley Partridge of The Partridge Family. They were allegedly never involved romantically, however that last little kid (Tracy) looked an awful lot like him...

[Kewpie]

You'd have to put that question to Kewpie the caterer. But Kewpie's on the naughty step at the moment for inappropriate parsnip handling. Bad Kewpie!

LOL!!
I just got back from cinema watched "Marie Antoinette". Today I watched three films(Bruno Dumont's "Flanders", Jan Svankmajer's "Lunacy" and Sofia Coppla's "Marie Antoinette") and I'm going to watch one of my favourite Taiwanese director Tsai Ming-Liang's "I Don't Want to Sleep Alone" and possibly "History Boys" later.
This month I'll be busy to watch many great films...Japanese Cult Film season, John Huston and Isabelle Huppert retrospctive at NFT, great Czch cinematographer Miloslav Ondricek retrospective and Italian Film Festival at Riverside.
However, I'll do my best to please Homosexers.:D

[wolve]

^oh! How was the new Coppola??

[Kewpie]

Marie Antoinette isn't as good as Lost in Translation, but it's beautifully shot with good soundtrack.
Costumes are really gorgeous! Milena Canonero deserves another Oscar.
Also enjoyed spotting actors. Lovely to see Mathieu Amalric.:)

[bikubesong]

That bebo-page's great:) Very nice colours!
But what exactly did you put on that myspace? The internet at my school has a filter, and I cannot enter the page..:P

[the more you explore me!]

I "found" the band's bus today, but it will be a few more days before it's repainted and all of the serial numbers are filed off...

http://storage.msn.com/x1pqP5noGPWAA7I05VHWNOA33CNGeSoL4w0k5SdPTd6c9KqTBP iS0lbhoeGiCrADN360jbpyHYMoo_h-xc3XOy9dq1RHYoeYinGnuRfQVj8uqODP7k_7GNwJ9nytMTyM18 tZlm_Q4oX_YtFteizAHXvJQ

'come on be happy'

well it thought it was going to be like the stones in the 60s, mick and kieth fighting over women.
but i like the partrige family too.
don't repaint it. just rename it.

[Lor]

^^ I think we should have some catchy slogan also painted on the side of the bus. Maybe 'Homosexers of The World Unite' or something...

[wolve]

^yeah that's original ;)

[Lor]

I know, I know... isn't it just? :D

[Busy Clippers]

Sorry, when I "found" the bus I dropped all of those kids off at an arcade, or was it a movie theater? with a few rolls of quarters. We won't be seeing them again any time soon. They could have come in handy as roadies. I don't think we have any of those yet?

Oh, and I've already had the bus pimped at the Flea Market - it's now got tinted windows and is upholstered in manufacturer's reject Velvet Elvises. It's entirely black, of course. You now owe me $875.42.

[Lor]

^^ $875.42! You must be kidding... surely that's a bit of a rip off.

Maybe those kazoo players we're having could double as roadies?

[hatfull]

Ok, here are my demands:
Non stop Morrissey played on the harp be a lithe man
Three lithe men posing as a table on the floor of my room at all times
A seperate room for the cat on tour with tinned tuna (must be steaks in brine)
A bar run by three lithe young men making cocktails around the clock
I'll add to the list later

[Lor]

^^You failed to mention the Moz shrine.

[hatfull]

I want a Morrissey ice sculpture too.

[Lor]

How about just one big huge Moz corner in the bus, full of idols/sculptures/shrines/random stuff?

[hatfull]

Ok. I want lithe young men to be there to clean it.

[Lor]

How many lithe young men are we talking here? And are they wearing stilettos too?

[hatfull]

Look, I am a woman of the world, I need variety! I find they help me to play trombone very well :D I don't require them in heels, but I do require them to be very very good looking;)

[wolve]

Ok. I want lithe young men to be there to clean it.

why do they have to be lithesome? are there trapezes?


http://www.starstuffproductions.com/images/trapeze.jpg


:eek:

(can be do that on the bus?)

[hatfull]

There could be! I like flexibility in a man!

[Lor]

Maybe instead of touring we could just hang around on the bus, and come out for one show each year? It seems like a very entertaining place already.

[hatfull]

Erm, if we go on a mad cult advertising campaign we can get away with only making two albums then split in the mannor of the Stone Roses. The second album can be mainly crap as we're all high on Trios and Pringles.

[the more you explore me!]

^^^
i lapsed today as i had a twix & a bag of ready salted.
it all this demand i have from the pleasuring of the band, i only have one pair of hands.

[hatfull]

I had some mini crispbready things on Tuesday, and I'm eating a piece of cake #hangs head in shame# I have a problem, ok???

[the more you explore me!]

it's not going to happen over night, but we can do it. we already admit we have a problem.
i'm going to get myself a custurd cream.

[hatfull]

I might have to make tea as well. As long as nobody tries to part me from my tea bags I'll be ok.

[the more you explore me!]

I might have to make tea as well. As long as nobody tries to part me from my tea bags I'll be ok.

no one takes the tea bags... or it's cowardly lion time "put em up" "put em up"

[hatfull]

I'm one of those people who you can tell just by looking at if I havn't had tea in the morning. I just can't cope! So also in my demands I want an endless supply of tea.

[the more you explore me!]

is it the withdrawn look of endless despair for a brew... yes i can relate.have tea right now.

[Lor]

I had an awful relapse today, two bowls of custard (not joking) AND a chocolate bar. And I was er... just going to make a cup of tea actually.

[whoiseuan]

I'm already a Ribenaholic, which can have a serious effect on dancing in stillettoes. I'm a functional Ribenaholic so I can tour even if rehab beckons. And yes, I think our first album can revitalise british indie in the wake of The Smiths' split but our sherbet snorting zeppelin wannabe guitarist could quickly screw up our second effort.

[hatfull]

I think it's going to be a combination of that, and me snorting too much coke of the back of a naked lithe young man:D

[half a person]

Any ideas for lyrics to 'Eat my Shit and Die' yet? Or any others really, let's get the ball rolling, I want to be able to upload it onto our sites ;)

[half a person]

I'm working on the lyrics.

Hurrah! :D

[the more you explore me!]

I'm working on the lyrics.

that is a very big purple signature!

[Busy Clippers]

I'm concerned about The Homosexer's committment to this undertaking. For example, have you been working on your dance routines? What about stagewear? Has anyone given any thought to which of you will be the band's official spokesperson? And which of you will be the band martyr, dying tragically young and beautiful in order to assure the rest of us years of royalties? As your manager, I have only the best intentions. Remember: there is no "I" in "team."

[Lor]

I've actually been thinking about the band attire (proof of how boring I am at weekends...) and I suggest hot pants for both sexes. On top, Moz/Smiths t-shirts of course. The stilettoes are already agreed upon?

And if our lead singer is dying young, will that be the end?

[Kewpie]

Mmmm...I prefer jeans than hot pants.
Boys wear women's clothes and vice versa.
Of course the footwear has to be stilettoes regardless.

Don't worry, if joro wants to die young, dazzak can take her place anytime.:D

[Lor]

Sounds good. But let's wear Moz t-shirts anyway. Actually, how about shirts like Moz has in the November video for guys? Complete with plastered nipples?

[half a person]

Does the dress code extend to PR officers, managers etc? ;)

[Busy Clippers]

Does the dress code extend to PR officers, managers etc? ;)

No.

Remember, I have to represent your interests to the best of my ability, so I will be wearing only extremely well-cut black suits made of a kind of fabric which does not reflect light (or show diet coke stains), and the very best of vegan accessories. I've asked Satan for the name of his tailor, bwa ha ha ha haaaaaaaa! I am also learning hypnosis, which will aid in contract negotiations. Don't thank me. Just earning my humble 20%.

[hatfull]

If we're wearing hot pants, I need to go to the gym. Ooh, sweeties!!! I'd forgotten I had them! ooops...

[half a person]

No.

Remember, I have to represent your interests to the best of my ability, so I will be wearing only extremely well-cut black suits made of a kind of fabric which does not reflect light (or show diet coke stains), and the very best of vegan accessories. I've asked Satan for the name of his tailor, bwa ha ha ha haaaaaaaa! I am also learning hypnosis, which will aid in contract negotiations. Don't thank me. Just earning my humble 20%.

Ah well, I'll survive (I don't own hotpants anyway) ;)

[Lor]

Hypnosis, Busy Clippers? :eek: Well. So long as you don't use it to bend the band to your will so we tour as long as you want that's fine with me. If it helps us get a record deal...

[Chartres]

Mm, this is starting to look good.

[Lor]

We still need lyrics though. Who's in charge of the musical side of things?

[Chartres]

We still need lyrics though. Who's in charge of the musical side of things?

Total anarchy?

[hatfull]

I suggest we just hire a recoding studio for the night, bring some booze, and wing it. I like the idea of freestyling.

[Chartres]

I suggest we just hire a recoding studio for the night, bring some booze, and wing it. I like the idea of freestyling.

Your idea is way better then mine although they're quite similar. I support it. Let's do the same thing with the lyrics so that everyone's inwolved.

[Lor]

Right then. Where are we going to book the studio? How about um... Rome?

[wolve]

Can I rap?

[Lor]

Hey, yeah, that would be so cool if we had this little rap thing going on the side. Fine by me :D. Just promise not to go all 'gangsta'. And you have to wear stilettoes even you're a rapper.

[Chartres]

Right then. Where are we going to book the studio? How about um... Rome?

ROME! I just waited for someone to suggest it. When I suggested it they just said it was because I wanted back, which is true but.

Homosexers live in Pantheon?

:D

[Chartres]

Can I rap?

Of course you can, but no gangsta. Promoe or Leeroy style possibly?

[Lor]

Sounds good, sounds good. What kind of fan do you think we're going to attract? I'd like it if we had a mad devoted following.

[Chartres]

Sounds good, sounds good. What kind of fan do you think we're going to attract? I'd like it if we had a mad devoted following.

Brats:D?

No, what about other members on moz-solo? Bad idea I know but atleast something. Have to think about this.

[Lor]

Well, the Moz-Solo following would be nice. But we need some fans as devoted to us as we are to Morrissey. It would be nice if we could ahve some really flamboyant fans, you know, like really really wacky.

[Chartres]

Well, the Moz-Solo following would be nice. But we need some fans as devoted to us as we are to Morrissey. It would be nice if we could ahve some really flamboyant fans, you know, like really really wacky.

University students? They are known for doing mad things. Like the yanks that tried how much a elevetor could take.

[Lor]

University students! That's a good idea. Maybe lilybett could add a little note to that Northen Society poster...

'Fans needed for a band that has not yet actually recorded any music.'

[Chartres]

That reminds me, do we have a myspace yet or should I register for us?

[Lor]

Nope, we've got one.

[Chartres]

Great, gotta check it out.

[Chartres]

I can't seem to find it, it is up? If so, please link someone.

:)

[Kewpie]

I can't seem to find it, it is up? If so, please link someone.

:)

Halfie kindly created our myspace site:
http://www.myspace.com/thehomosexers

[Busy Clippers]

How are The Homosexers going to get friends on myspace? Who's doing PR? And get rid of that guy Tom, he creeps me out.

[Chartres]

How are The Homosexers going to get friends on myspace? Who's doing PR? And get rid of that guy Tom, he creeps me out.

We really should write some more on the site first, a little blog or something. We need to have atleast something to show.

[Busy Clippers]

We need photoshop to get everyone's icons into a group photo (with hotpants)

[Chartres]

We need photoshop to get everyone's icons into a group photo (with hotpants)

Great idea! Any voulnteers? I'm not that good with photoshop so.

[Lor]

I don't have photoshop. Otherwise I would do it. We have it at school... but I highly doubt we're allowed to use the school computers for anything but work.

To whoever is going to eventually do it: Are you going to do it with people's avatars (we'd have loads of Morrissey lookalikes in the band then:rolleyes: ) or do you need pictures?

[Kewpie]

We need to get Halfie to find the way to delegate myspace site in order to write blogs and other stuff to fill.

Chartres, we also should've our Logo then first single and album sleeve contest.:D

[Chartres]

I don't have photoshop. Otherwise I would do it. We have it at school... but I highly doubt we're allowed to use the school computers for anything but work.

To whoever is going to eventually do it: Are you going to do it with people's avatars (we'd have loads of Morrissey lookalikes in the band then:rolleyes: ) or do you need pictures?

Let's take the avatars, dun't want to take a pic of me.

[Lor]

What about band members who don't have an avatar? And Joro's ALF person is maybe a little unsuited...

[Chartres]

What about band members who don't have an avatar? And Joro's ALF person is maybe a little unsuited...

They have to get some, isn't it harder to have real photos then?

[Lor]

Yeah. I just love finding problems. :rolleyes:

Kewpie, shall I PM Halfie about the MySpace?

Right. I'm off to start my entry for the single cover. But I'll still be here.

[Kewpie]

Well, I don't think joro's avatar is unsuitable for Homosexers.
It somehow reflects that Morrissey's view on animal rights and our anarchic aspects.
I don't have one yet because I still don't know how to change the size of photos.

[Lor]

Hmmm. I suppose you're right there Kewpie. It'll shock people nicely.
As for changing the size of photos, my advice is to screw that and just pick a small one. :D

[Chartres]

Yeah. I just love finding problems. :rolleyes:

Kewpie, shall I PM Halfie about the MySpace?

Right. I'm off to start my entry for the single cover. But I'll still be here.

Should we write a manifest together so that halfie, apperantly our webmaster, can publish it.

[Lor]

A manifesto? Like a mission statementey thing?

Btw, Halfies official title is 'PR Officer'. :D

[Chartres]

A manifesto? Like a mission statementey thing?

Btw, Halfies official title is 'PR Officer'. :D

Precisly!

[Lor]

Cool. Right. So. Um. Any ideas? Apart from convincing everyone that after Mozzer we are the best act in the world today?

[half a person]

Anyone with any suggestions at all for publicity or blogs or pictures or whatever, PM me!!! :D

[Chartres]

Cool. Right. So. Um. Any ideas? Apart from convincing everyone that after Mozzer we are the best act in the world today?

Dunno, let's brainstorm a bit.

We, the Homosexers, are what you could call a genuine band with a mad, unrealistic goal. We're young and haive so this is made for a real music experience.

The thing all members have in common is that they all are Morrissey fans who are worshiping him like teenagers, and they're all pretty mad about everything. The best thing, however, is that they never have met each other and are from different continents. All cooperation and songwriting is therefore problematic (i.e. hell).

All these frustrated wannabe poets can only create one thing, pure raw passion that your grandmother would prefere instead of Bailey's. Together with a tune that is from another world, this will be like having your soul sucked out by a vacuum cleaner whilst singing "Cemetry Gates" (in a pleasant way there is). Say good bye to your life and prepare to be a full time fan.

//

Something like this maybe? Just wrote so it'smainly nonsense but you hopefully get the idea.

Edit.

What about "Dear Male Teacher, I'm A Wannabe Poet" as a b-side for teh single?

[Lor]

That's brilliant! I love it. I may actually have to print it out or something. I particularly like this part:


Together with a tune that is from another world, this will be like having your soul sucked out by a vacuum cleaner whilst singing "Cemetry Gates" (in a pleasant way there is).

Maybe we should have some sort of quotable goal. Something of a slogan? Must think about this.

[Chartres]

That's brilliant! I love it. I may actually have to print it out or something. I particularly like this part:



Maybe we should have some sort of quotable goal. Something of a slogan? Must think about this.

Thanks, very kind of you.

A slogan you say, hmm. Got to think about that.

By the way, how's the lyric part doing, who ever who is writing them (bad on names, sorry).

[Kewpie]

The thing all members have in common is that they all are Morrissey fans who are worshiping him like teenagers, and they're all pretty mad about everything. The best thing, however, is that they never have met each other and are from different continents. All cooperation and songwriting is therefore problematic


It has to be:

One thing all members in common is that they all are devoted Morrissey fans who are willing to do anything for him, and they're all pretty mad about anything.

Some of the members are teenagers, aren't they?
Otherwise it's a fantastic introduction.
Thanks Chartres.:)

[Chartres]

It has to be:

One thing all members in common is that they all are devoted Morrissey fans who are willing to do anything for him, and they're all pretty mad about anything.

Some of the members are teenagers, aren't they?
Otherwise it's a fantastic introduction.
Thanks Chartres.:)

Thanks, have edited my copy. Yes, some fans, including me:), are teenagers but it was only used as a metaphor. Have just read some about why teenagers seem to have a need for idols so I'm a bot damaged after that.

Since my presentation seem to be accepted, maybe we should editit some more and then ask halfie to post it. What do you think? All ideas are welcome.

[Lor]

By the way, how's the lyric part doing, who ever who is writing them (bad on names, sorry).

I think Joro is working on them if I'm not mistaken?


Right, an amended version:

We, the Homosexers, are what you could call a genuine band with a mad, unrealistic goal. We're young and naive so this is made for a real music experience.

One thing all members have in common is that they all are devoted Morrissey fans who are willing to do anything for him, and they're all pretty mad about everything.
The best thing, however, is that they never have met each other and are all from different continents. All cooperation and songwriting is therefore problematic (i.e. hell).

All these frustrated wannabe poets can only create one thing, pure raw passion that your grandmother would prefer to Bailey's. Together with tunes that are from another world, this will be like having your soul sucked out by a vacuum cleaner whilst singing "Cemetry Gates" (in a pleasant way that is). Say good bye to your life and prepare to become a full time fan.

I'm going to sleep now but I'll try and think of some slogan ideas for tmoz. This is gonna be great, eh?

[Lor]

Ah, I'm a bit late. I went through and corrected typos and grammar stuff a bit. Blame Lynn Truss and that bloody 'Eats, Shoots, and Leaves' book.

[Chartres]

This is gonna be perfect, like nothing we've done before. Good night and sweet, creative homosexers-centralised dreams.

:D

[Chartres]

A little lyric suggestion, very obscene. If I'm allowed that is.

CANDYMAN
Candyman
all my life they've told about you
warned about you
but you never came
Candyman
the old man who's giving sweets to kids
living in a big house to close to the school
you never came
Candyman
you have a certain aura of mystique
I want to understand you
and be you adult friend
the only one in the world who understands you
but you never came
Candyman
why didn't you come?
my life needed the excitment
why did you ignore me?
was I nothing to you?
you were like Santa Claus
but you never came
Candyman
please come, please come
I want to understand you
I want to meet you
Finally

[Kewpie]

Excellent!
It's an answer song to "Ambitious Outsiders".
Morrissey'll approve of it.
We need to get suitable strings arrangement!:D

[Chartres]

Excellent!
It's an answer song to "Ambitious Outsiders".
Morrissey'll approve of it.
We need to get suitable strings arrangement!:D

Thanks.
Now when you say it, I've never though that that's what "Ambitious Outsiders" is about:D. Always thought that it was about immigrants (who are accused of most rapes etc.). By the way, "Ambitious Outsiders" is a great song.

:D

[bikubesong]

A little lyric suggestion, very obscene. If I'm allowed that is.

CANDYMAN
Candyman
all my life they've told about you
warned about you
but you never came
Candyman
the old man who's giving sweets to kids
living in a big house to close to the school
you never came
Candyman
you have a certain aura of mystique
I want to understand you
and be you adult friend
the only one in the world who understands you
but you never came
Candyman
why didn't you come?
my life needed the excitment
why did you ignore me?
was I nothing to you?
you were like Santa Claus
but you never came
Candyman
please come, please come
I want to understand you
I want to meet you
Finally
Hihi, hilarious;)
It reminds me of a sweet old woman living next to the school as a kid.. She used to come out and give us candies;)

[Chartres]

Any more idea what we're going to have on our myspace, maybe a lyric section? We really need to start to hype our album and single and proclaim that it's gonna be out for christmas, just to be late.

:D

[Lor]

Brilliant lyrics, if I may say so. Must get those lyrics up on the site. I'll PM Halfie.

If this is to be our first song, is it going to be fast or slow? I think it would be funny if we made it sort of like Hand In Glove (I know, I know, that was the first single) so then we could Moz do a version like Sandie Shaw.

[Chartres]

Brilliant lyrics, if I may say so. Must get those lyrics up on the site. I'll PM Halfie.

If this is to be our first song, is it going to be fast or slow? I think it would be funny if we made it sort of like Hand In Glove (I know, I know, that was the first single) so then we could Moz do a version like Sandie Shaw.

Thanks:)
Kewpie suggested a string arrangement but I hade thoughs in the same direction as you.

[Lor]

Hmm. I don't care what it turns out like as long as I can do fancy backing vocals to it when Mozza does his version. Which he will! (Can you put that in that letter we wrote please Halfie if you do post it on the website?)

Actually, I do care a bit. Here are my absolute demands:

1. It absolutely must be danceable to in the same way that This Charming Man is.

2. Must have some sort of cool guitar riff on the Candyman part, so it sticks in your head for days.

3. It is necessary that live performances include candy in some way or another.

Right. So there are my only slightly pushy demands.

On the strings... maybe if we incorparate them in some strange way. Could be really interesting.

Please do whatever you want. :D

[Chartres]

Hmm. I don't care what it turns out like as long as I can do fancy backing vocals to it when Mozza does his version. Which he will! (Can you put that in that letter we wrote please Halfie if you do post it on the website?)

Actually, I do care a bit. Here are my absolute demands:

1. It absolutely must be danceable to in the same way that This Charming Man is.

2. Must have some sort of cool guitar riff on the Candyman part, so it sticks in your head for days.

3. It is necessary that live performances include candy in some way or another.

Right. So there are my only slightly pushy demands.

On the strings... maybe if we incorparate them in some strange way. Could be really interesting.

Please do whatever you want. :D

Yeah, some light guitarr rif as in "This Charming Man", I agree. "This candymaaaan" maybe as an end at concerts? And lots of lollypops. Maybe we should have more songs in this theme?

:D

[Kewpie]

We'd better ask bikubesong to write some tune.
After all he's our guitarist.:D

[Chartres]

We'd better ask bikubesong to write some tune.
After all he's our guitarist.:D

Great!

Can't help it, got inspired by Moz and is working on a little tune called "Unempolyable".:o

[Lor]

"This candymaaaan" maybe as an end at concerts? And lots of lollypops. Maybe we should have more songs in this theme?

Yes, yes, and YES! £50s worth of lollipops please. :D But hopefully the fans don't throw them at us. That may hurt a little. We can just throw them into the crowd.

Here we are, the typical Homosexeraphile so far:

1. Has lollipop permanently in mouth, and as a result of this has awful teeth.

2. Wears either a Smiths/Moz/Homosexers shirt.

3. Stilettoes!

4. Has 'This Candyman' tattooed on his wrist.

5. Wears a lot of pink. (in honour of our websites)

6. Some also spot ALF gear, as a tribute to our absolutley dahling lead singer.


Kewpie, do I sense some discrimination towards maracca players and other key players in the band :p? Yes, I agree, the guitar player should write a tune. Off you go, bikubesong.

[Chartres]

Anyone got any report from our singer and music writer how it's going for them? And heard from halfie yet? Do not wish to start giving link until it's in better shape.

[Kewpie]

We don't discriminate anyone. It doesn't matter what instrument you're playing, as long as someone got good tunes we can work out with the lyrics.

Lor, if you want some guitar riff, it's reasonable to ask bikubesong to help us.

[Chartres]

We don't discriminate anyone. It doesn't matter what instrument you're playing, as long as someone got good tunes we can work out with the lyrics.

Lor, if you want some guitar riff, it's reasonable to ask bikubesong to help us.

I'll PM him since I want some riff aswell.

[Lor]

Nope, no reply form Halfie yet. :(

Kewpie, I was only joking, only joking...

Right. Back to Crossroads :D

Oh and um... I've worked out a little dance routine. I have yet to try it in stilettoes but, still.

[Chartres]

Oh and um... I've worked out a little dance routine. I have yet to try it in stilettoes but, still.

We would love to see it:D!

[half a person]

Right, right, sorry for the delay everyone, I've been wasting my valuable promotion time at school ( :eek: ) Anyway, I'm on my way to the websites now! :D

[Chartres]

Right, right, sorry for the delay everyone, I've been wasting my valuable promotion time at school ( :eek: ) Anyway, I'm on my way to the websites now! :D

Lovely to see you here again. Anything else that is in need of doing?

[half a person]

Right, CRISIS PEOPLE!!! I can't edit the myspace without being logged in, and once I'm logged in I lose the site, it won't come up on the search engline thing, HELP!! (yay! The Homosexers first crisis ;) )

[Chartres]

Right, CRISIS PEOPLE!!! I can't edit the myspace without being logged in, and once I'm logged in I lose the site, it won't come up on the search engline thing, HELP!! (yay! The Homosexers first crisis ;) )

What!? Tried Opera and Firefox? Shall someone else try maybe?

[half a person]

If anyone fanices being assistant PR officer... um, apply... your duties include:
Creating a Myspace
Spraypainting walls
Buying the Stamps to send letters to NME/Moz/Q etc.

[Chartres]

If anyone fanices being assistant PR officer... um, apply... your duties include:
Creating a Myspace
Spraypainting walls
Buying the Stamps to send letters to NME/Moz/Q etc.

Well, I can always help you, it would be fun.

:D

[half a person]

Well, I can always help you, it would be fun.

:D

Okey doke! :D

[Chartres]

Okey doke! :D

Great:D

[Lor]

While I was upstairs eating my tea and slavering over Lewis Collins (:D) I missed The Homosexer's first crisis :eek:! :( So now we have an assistant PR officer too. Hurrah! How the heck am I supposed to show you the dance routine? Maybe if I figure out how to put stuff on YouTube... expect it in a couple of years.

Halfie, I had to waste valuable stiletto time practice at school too. It's these different time zones...

Pancakes upstairs now! I'm off.

[Chartres]

While I was upstairs eating my tea and slavering over Lewis Collins (:D) I missed The Homosexer's first crisis :eek:! :( So now we have an assistant PR officer too. Hurrah! How the heck am I supposed to show you the dance routine? Maybe if I figure out how to put stuff on YouTube... expect it in a couple of years.

Halfie, I had to waste valuable stiletto time practice at school too. It's these different time zones...

Pancakes upstairs now! I'm off.

What about PowerPoint?

[Lor]

I don't think we have it... Anyway, I hardly know how to use it. I'll try and write down how it goes.

[hatfull]

NOT POWER POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. ... Oh God, i'll have to eat a Trio now...

[Lor]

Shhhh... shhh. Calm down... I'm not doing a PowerPoint :p .

Ah. You almost triggered a custard relapse in me.

[Lor]

Another crisis! Joro seems to have gone, so we are now lead singerless! Chartres, will you take over as you wrote the lyrics?

[hatfull]

It's ok, I found the valium...I feel better now... oohh, spacey...

[hatfull]

S'ky... have one uf theesssee....pink hefalumpssss....

[Kewpie]

Another crisis! Joro seems to have gone, so we are now lead singerless! Chartres, will you take over as you wrote the lyrics?

Don't worry, dazzak wants to be the lead singer.
But we have to ask him carefully because he's bit diva-like.:D
Or shall we ask others?

[Lor]

:eek: Escape to Valium, eh? Me want some too. *steals*

Edit: Dazzak as lead singer? Well, if he's such a diva I'm not asking. Off you go.

Completely Pointless Edit 2: Over 300 hundred posts!? That's like what, 200 this week? How did this happen! Argh. Must be the custard...

[Kewpie]

Then better to ask Busy C to do the job.
She's our manager and partly responsible for recruiting members.:D

[Lor]

Ask? I say command.

But then again... everythings... a bit... floaty...

[Kewpie]

Ask? I say command.

But then again... everythings... a bit... floaty...

Command is not right. We have to be democratic.;)

It's just started, we'll have more troubles and chaos...

[hatfull]

We've already had a marketing crisis, lost a lead singer, and have a trombone player high on valium... I think things are pretty good for us!!!

[Lor]

We're starting to sound more and more like a real band. First one to convince somebody uninitiated that this is a real band wins, erm, nothing?

[Chartres]

NOT POWER POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. ... Oh God, i'll have to eat a Trio now...

"We are the knights who say POWERPOINT!"

I can be the lead singer if you want, allthough I'm a very bad singer.

[Chartres]

We're starting to sound more and more like a real band. First one to convince somebody uninitiated that this is a real band wins, erm, nothing?

Gains the power to use the unholy word "powerpoint" for a week:D.

[Busy Clippers]

I'm worried that Joro took seriously my rhetorical question about martyrdom. I meant after we have product on the market, not before. :mad: I think she just got bored, you know how creative people are. Either that or maybe she'll come back like Simba in The Lion King.

About the lead singer situation: I say hold open auditions, maybe even a reality show. It will generate great publicity. You folks can draft an announcement to let everyone know about it, and we'll see who applies. You guys can decide what applicants have to submit, but I recommend lyrics which then all become property of the band. :D

Ach! All of this heavy thinking has given me a pounding headache. It's time for my hot stone massage and organic green tea soy latte. Keep the Faith, Homosexers!!!

[Chartres]

Sure that Moz don't want to sabbotage our business since we're a severe threat to his career, indeed we're a threat to every musician.

Hybris...:D
And my 1000th post as well.

[the Faith]

I have been told that I am needed here.

[Kewpie]

Welcome.:)
Who has told you are needed?
Please introduce yourself.

[the Faith]

Keep the Faith, Homosexers!!!
If you can use me, I will stay. I am Faith. People often talk about me but they rarely keep me.

[Kewpie]

LOL!
What can you contribute to Homosexers?
Can you sing or play some musical insturments?:D

[Chartres]

If you can use me, I will stay. I am Faith. People often talk about me but they rarely keep me.

LOL as Kewpie said. What were you needed for?
Welcome to our group of pariah's by the way.

[the Faith]

Good thing about me is that I can do whatever you believe I can do. I have had quite a lot of experience in singing, playing, dancing... all art forms, actually.

[Kewpie]

Coincidentally we're holding an audition for a singer.
Can you submit a song lyrics, please?:D

[the Faith]

This may serve as an example of my style:

Hard and wet
automatic
it's easy
it's mine, yours, it's nobody's
it's automatic
bad, ugly, distasteful
long and longlasting
it's simple

The sentences begin
it's lasting
it's nobody's
it's quick
it's empty
it has no meaning

it's useless.

Whose idea is this
the idea shall be erased on a big wet day
fingerprints are there, they're mine
the world isn't

Thoughts do not think
because thoughts aren't mine
who is it
who are you
all I wan't is an answer
The answer is time, your time
you're wasting it to die sooner
No essence, and the quintessence is but a dream
Why does it last so long
a few words and the truth
the truth
always takes time
This

isn't me
who is there inside of me
talk to me
talk to me
I'm so lonely
lonely
alone in myself
alone in myself
alone in myself
but not with myself.

[Kewpie]

Wow!:eek:
What's the title of the song?
I think you're certainly talented!

[the Faith]

Thank you. I do have doubts about whether it can be used in a song. Maybe some very unusual electronic song. I thought the title could be "Automatic".

[Kewpie]

Math agreed to design a sleeve for us and we got another great lyrics!!

Lor, Chartres and Halfie had to go to bed, so keep writing whatever you like, the Faith.:)

[the Faith]

Hm. Alright, but I hope someone will rewrite these poems and make them look more lyrics-like. This one is a bit different.

Under The Surface

Breathe in... let the waves wobble above your face.
Never bought or sold
nobody's
not even marine.
Imprisoned
in herself.
In the winter light lost
and found.

And arms are reaching for me.

[bikubesong]

Since your guitarist has had a nervous breakdown, but is working on a riff.. It'll be really depressing... But danceable. Maybe

[Kewpie]

We don't rush you, bikubesong.
Take a break if you need it.;)

[bikubesong]

Well, you know, as an guitarist the guitar IS my therapy... But thanks, anyway;)

[left out]

Sorry it took me so long to join the fun, but I have made time (six and a half minutes) to dream up some lyrics ......

Here’s a submission for YGEMS+D.
To be played loud and screamed rather than sung. Musical notes to follow if you are interested…


You’re Gonna Eat My Shit and Die

It’s three in the morning
Here’s your final warning

You’re gonna eat my shit and die!

I’m drunk at the wheel
I can hear the tyres squeal

YGEMS+D!

Don’t get in my way
Cos today’s my lucky day

I’m shitfaced out my brain
It’s just begun to rain

YGEMS+D!

(instrumental)

I’m knocking at your door
‘Cause you called me back for more

PIZZA DELIVERY!!!

(Hurry up, I’m freezing’ my nuts off out here)

YGEMH+D
YGEMS+D
YGEMS+D


Errrrrrr… I can do “romantic” too…?


thank you..:p

[Kewpie]

Thank you very much, left out!
It has real feel of angst and urgency.
We're really fortunate to have amazing songwriters.:D
Yep, we'd love to hear some romantic stuff as well.
Keep posting.:)

[the Faith]

I like The Homosexers' stylistic diversity.

[Hunter Of Trolls]

Thank you. I do have doubts about whether it can be used in a song. Maybe some very unusual electronic song. I thought the title could be "Automatic".

I smell a rat.

[the Faith]

Could someone please explain to me what is going on here?

[Hunter Of Trolls]

Could someone please explain to me what is going on here?

yes you are joroberts17, you got banned for being a troll, and now are back with another account...easy huh...

[sowhysosad]

We don't rush you, bikubesong.
Take a break if you need it.;)

Can I be in your group?

[Chartres]

Finally this thread seems to come alive.

:D

[Chartres]

I wrote something in pure, maybe too pure, The Smiths style.

UNEMPLOYABLE
I hadn't even tried
I used to be slack
there came some rain
then I vandalised a train
all I ever wanted was your soul
so I could measure pain
see what comes and goes
all I ever wanted was your soul
so I could measure taste
see what comes and goes

You had an itch
it just goes to show
just how little I know
of taking puches and blows
all I ever wanted was your soul
so I could measure pain
see what comes and goes
all I ever wanted was your soul
so I could measure names
see what comes and goes

[Kewpie]

sowhysosad, you're welcome to join us.
It'd be great if you can play musical instruments.
Otherwise you can write some lyrics and PR statement etc.
:)

[geisha_scarlet]

Can I be the token fag hag?

[Kewpie]

Welcome, scarlet.
That's fine by me, but we'd be grateful if you can help us to increase creative output as well.:D

[sowhysosad]

sowhysosad, you're welcome to join us.
It'd be great if you can play musical instruments.
Otherwise you can write some lyrics and PR statement etc.
:)

I'm quite good at tickling the ivories. will that do?

[Kewpie]

Ivories? Mmmm...we'd better not use them because it's against animal rights and international trade agreement.
All of Homosexers aren't vegetarians, but we very much care about animal welfare in general.
Perhaps would you mind playing a kazoo?;)

[Lor]

it just goes to show
just how little I know

I sense a little inspiration from Death of a Disco Dancer? :p We can dedicate it to Moz at shows.

I'm loving all these lyrics, they're great. Glad we finally have YGEMS+D. All the other lyrics are so good to. The Faith's lyrics are most impressive.


It'll be really depressing... But danceable.
Hmm. Sort of in a Fools Gold-ish way? I really think we may have to add The Stone Roses to our list of infuences soon.

If tickling the ivories=piano then yes, fine by me, as we don't have one yet.

Glad to see people starting to take an interest :D

[Lor]

Kewpie, hows about a keyboard? (I assume we're talking about pianos here...) They're plastiiiiiiiiic. :D

[Kewpie]

If it's keyboards, absolutely fine.;)

[Lor]

Who wants to be responsible for making our first music video?

[Chartres]

I sense a little inspiration from Death of a Disco Dancer? :p We can dedicate it to Moz at shows.

I'm loving all these lyrics, they're great. Glad we finally have YGEMS+D. All the other lyrics are so good to. The Faith's lyrics are most impressive.


Hmm. Sort of in a Fools Gold-ish way? I really think we may have to add The Stone Roses to our list of infuences soon.

If tickling the ivories=piano then yes, fine by me, as we don't have one yet.

Glad to see people starting to take an interest :D

Yeah, as I said it's really Smithish.

Anyone heard from halfie? Should get started with the Myspace now.

[half a person]

I love the lyrics! We've just about got an EP together ;) I can sing... I just can't dance... or write lyrics... or anything. But, never mind. Anyone got anymore ideas for mad, stupid publicity stunts? :)

[half a person]

Anyone heard from halfie? Should get started with the Myspace now.

Hello!

[Chartres]

Hello!

Hi, we've missed you. Should we do something with the Myspace?

[half a person]

Yes, how good are you with myspace?

[Chartres]

Yes, how good are you with myspace?

Been long so I'm pretty bad belive:D, but I can learn. And I can always do some writing if needed or finding pics.

:D

[Lor]

Halfie! You're here again :D Come on MSN. Now!

Anyway, carry on...