The OFFICIAL Homosexers Thread

[bikubesong]

Great;) Now, go to sleep, and I'll do my.. french:p

[breeks]

Can I be your resident poet? ;)

[Chartres]

I think we should have Dr Stranglove by Necro as intro music.

[Kewpie]

Can I be your resident poet? ;)

Hi breeks, you should introduce yourself.:)

We're always welcome any contributions, perticularly creative input.

[Chartres]

Some other suggestions:

Police Oppresion - Angelic Upstarts
Babelogue - Patti Smith
Subway Train - The New York Dolls
I Got The Door- The Bear Quartet
Suggestions here...
Sufraggette City - David Bowie
Interactic ESP - The Mars Volta
Entering stage after Dr Strangelove.
Leaving stage with Hoppipolla by Sigur Rós.

[Chartres]

And here's a suggestion for a backdrop, it's from Un Chien Andalou. Don't know who she is.

[Kewpie]

Good suggestions, Chartres.


I'm glad Lor was back!!
She had alot of school work and exams, is going to Helsinki for her relative's christening, hopefully soon to be back here.:)

[Chartres]

Good suggestions, Chartres.


I'm glad Lor was back!!
She had alot of school work and exams, is going to Helsinki for her relative's christening, hopefully soon to be back here.:)

Thanks, is Lor coming back? We've missed her.


I'm not familiar with pretty much anything in the intro music but I'll trust you they're good songs. May I add my suggestions?:
Weezer - Across the Sea
The Cure - Cut Here
My Chemical Romance - Disenchanted (sounds NOTHING like emo pop-punk crap, it's kind of a ballad)
Elton John - Blues for My Baby and Me
The Smiths - Shoplifters of the World Unite

Since a long list of suggestions will likely result, I think we should decide upon a good number of songs then rotate them in and out every now and then for some variety for our loyal fans who follow us around the world. ;)

My Chemical Romance...? Oh my, what've happened to you?

[Chartres]

I've been an MCR fan since October! :p Listen for yourself: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4DGe-OD52UM

Sorry to say, that was horrible. The only band that has made any good music in that style is Millencolin and the only managed it with their first album (and that was a pure Ska album:)).

[Chartres]

Umm, okay. :p :rolleyes: I don't know what you define their style as considering it was different than the average emo crap nonsense but whatever.

What about The Cure, got anything against The Cure? ;)
I like this song better...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zlYoYipVXUE
...but this one is of a more appropriate length
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c_FFgYodxWo

I'm not holding any grudge against The Cure and there's no problem cause it was 7:44;)

[Chartres]

That isn't too long of a song? If I was going to see a band they played an almost 8-minute long song while I was waiting for them to come on stage I might get a little bit POed. :p

So, umm, any new lyrics? New ideas? What about our first concert, where should we have it? It needs to really historic.

I was thinking about having 10.20.100 as one of the opening song so 7:44 is no real problem.

When it comes to the tour, we've just got three festivals planned if I remember correctly, anymore suggestions? Rock In Rio:D?

[Chartres]

What about a tour EP by the way? (Tour EP = songs written just for a tour but then they become so popular that they are released anyway).

But then we need some new material.

[Chartres]

I need to look up music festivals in the US. With all these long songs in the intro music, do we even need an opening act? We could even just put a large projection screen lowered onto the stage and play film of the bands playing these songs so it's like they're an opening act.

By the way what do you think of my new avatar and nickname? :p

Do so, I hoestly don't know any, don't seems like there's any internationally known.

They're nice, the new soft Kuiper:) .

[Chartres]

Yeah America doesn't have a lot of annual city music festivals, just the occasional touring one. I heard Mozzer did some kind of festival at the House of Blues in Chicago on the Quarry tour. I don't know anything about it, but if they accept him to play there, they'll accept us because we're just like Morrissey except better and more popular. :cool:

By the way, we (the whole band) should really start a dialogue on what we want the band's sound should be. Remember that I can do some of the music writing, because I think I can envision a theme for a song, the structure of, and might be able to write a melody or riff or something for some of the songs, but I'll need two collaborators.

Not to pigeonhole ourselves, but maybe we should start citing some songs as examples of a style of ours to develop and grow. Over time bands evolve, and so because we are total novices I think it actually is wise to kind of narrow down what we want to do at first just so we can start to grasp how to make music.


Hehe, the new soft Kuiper. :) I owe it all to a special Norwegian chick, because she mad me all girly or something, that's why I'm soft now. :p

Was not thinking about city music festivals, more like four days in the middle of a forest with 90 000 other people festivals.

[Chartres]

Sorry, what I meant was like they're in one place, usually near a city, just obviously in more open space. With how beautifully spacious my beloved country is, you'd expect to have lots of festivals. The only widely known festivals in America are full traveling tours.

Ok, could you possibly link one?

[thewarroom]

Sorry I haven't been around for a few days. Any word on the possible name change?

[Chartres]

Sorry I haven't been around for a few days. Any word on the possible name change?

Not that I know of and hopefully there never will be any.


Lollapalooza. But now it's always going to be in Chicago for a couple years, so it isn't traveling anymore.

Oh my god, who ever made that site is mentaly ill. Horrid.

But, is there no camp or what? Isn't that just a city-festival?

[Chartres]

So any more input, ideas, suggestions, corrections, complaints, questions, comments, monologues, or soliloquys regarding our musical style and thematic direction?

If I only knew how to put them in words;)

[Chartres]

I only read the minds of girls. Last time I checked you were a dude. So...either say something about our genre of music or say something else thoroughly entertaining and insightful about The Homosexers.

Ehum, do you possibly know the sound of The Bear Quartets albums "Moby Dick" and "Personality Crisis"?:o

[Chartres]

I'm not familiar with The Bear Quartet.

Too bad, you've missed one of the worlds greatest bands.

[Chartres]

Are they no longer together? The Smiths broke up before I was born by the way. :p

BQ? From 1992-present, latest album "Eternity Now" came last year.

[Chartres]

So I haven't "missed out" then have I? :p

Not really:D

[Chartres]

Okay, if you had to describe their style, how would you? Is it rather Smiths-ish, are there any rockabilly influences, how much do they "rock out", are they ever "poppy"?...

Also you better prepare a speech within a week because as best man you have to give a speech. :eek:

To qoute different people; Television, Burt Bacharach, Velvet Underground, Smiths, Go-Betweens, Sonic Youth, Dead Kennedys etc.

Later days also Radio dept. and Balck Sabbath:D

A speech, got to start directly.

[Strange Fear]

Did Chartres confirm if we were a bit rockabilly, because I would think that would add more mmph to the band.:)

[Kuiper]

I think we have touches of rockabilly and a slight new wave flare that fill out the sound and give everything in-between a little more depth.

...And technically speaking Chartres isn't fully in charge of the band. :rolleyes: ;) We have had dozens of members, so I think we should start being a bit more of a democracy, having votes on things. Like votes on what songs to cover, who we should tour with, what festivals we should play at, etc.

[Strange Fear]

I think we have touches of rockabilly and a slight new wave flare that fill out the sound and give everything in-between a little more depth.

...And technically speaking Chartres isn't fully in charge of the band. :rolleyes: ;) We have had dozens of members, so I think we should start being a bit more of a democracy, having votes on things. Like votes on what songs to cover, who we should tour with, what festivals we should play at, etc.


I know, I just kind of wanted to know his opinion. I love both rockabilly and new wave, so that would be a great mix.;) But a lot of the members are hardly ever on.

[Kuiper]

I know, I just kind of wanted to know his opinion. I love both rockabilly and new wave, so that would be a great mix.;) But a lot of the members are hardly ever on.

That's true, so I think the input of a good six or seven of the most present members seems to be the most important. I'm just saying that when new ideas come up, they would get proper attention if voted on in some way by the core of the group.

I wouldn't suggest mixing rockabilly and new wave into one song, but those two sides of our influences could add a nice touch to some songs. Right now I'm putting together a wishy-washy "manifesto" for what I think is possible for our style, intended only as a base for further discussion.

[Strange Fear]

That's true, so I think the input of a good six or seven of the most present members seems to be the most important. I'm just saying that when new ideas come up, they would get proper attention if voted on in some way by the core of the group.

I wouldn't suggest mixing rockabilly and new wave into one song, but those two sides of our influences could add a nice touch to some songs. Right now I'm putting together a wishy-washy "manifesto" for what I think is possible for our style, intended only as a base for further discussion.


We'll have to find a way to get everyone to vote.
Can I ask who are your rockabilly and new wave influences?

[Kuiper]

We'll have to find a way to get everyone to vote.
Can I ask who are your rockabilly and new wave influences?

Umm, no one in particular, everyone knows the genres and know what they're all about. As for new wave, small traces of it can be found on a few Moz songs, but I'm a big fan of Duran Duran. Actually I prefer their less successful, less new wave-ish material from the mid to late 90s. But anyway both those genres aren't my favorites, but I like their overall sound and I think they can work very well in the right hands.

[Kuiper]

I know I overuse the term, but I used a total shotgun approach on this thing here. Rather than saying a few inconsistent, incoherent random tidbits about the band‘s music, I thought I might as well think of much as possible, whether or not it all fits together or even works in the first place, and let people critique as much as they want later. So here are a few of the points:

- All bands evolve. A first album has never, will never, and can never represent everything a band will ever do, nor can one album regardless of when it’s released ever reflect the whole of a band’s style (or at least a good band’s style ;)). So I am trying to pigeonhole a more definable sound to work with so we won’t put too much on our own shoulders. We’ll still have quite a bit to work with and some elbow-room, but besides not wanting to overwhelm ourselves, albums need to be consistent affairs, where all the songs work together and within the context of a unified concept.

- We don’t want to be too heavy and not at all aggressive. We will still be very upbeat and danceable at times, but no over-the-top “rocking out”. Let’s minimize the distortion and feedback unless they are absolutely necessary.

- I feel a clean, smooth sound is called for. A minimal number of overdubs unless they are really necessary to create the desired arrangements, and a rather clean production where ever instrument and effect is apparent and sufficient in and of itself.

- A subtle complexity within the arrangements, where there are various themes within the song and variations upon it, weaving a tapestry of internal-diversity while no particular component in a single appearance is too grandiose. Furthermore, most songs should have a very original bridge. It doesn’t have to be like a completely different song-within-a-song, just something unique as the preexisting arrangements dictate, none of the stale clichés of a guitar solo that is the exact same vocal melody or removing all background instruments and having an a cappella refrain.

- The good side of pop within our style. Nothing will be contrived like most commercial “pop”, but pop in the sense that some songs will have pop-like arrangements, somewhat upbeat, perhaps a prominent hook, etc.

- Intelligent yet accessible songs. They will be accessible in the sense that upon first listen you (if you have good taste ;)) will notice there is something good there, but it might take a few listens to full appreciate it. Not that there’s anything wrong with a song that takes twenty listens to even realize you like it or not though. So I guess you could call some of the songs “radio-friendly” in the sense people would probably like it if they heard it on the radio, but there’s no guarantee radio would actually end up playing it.

Input, please?

[Strange Fear]

Umm, no one in particular, everyone knows the genres and know what they're all about. As for new wave, small traces of it can be found on a few Moz songs, but I'm a big fan of Duran Duran. Actually I prefer their less successful, less new wave-ish material from the mid to late 90s. But anyway both those genres aren't my favorites, but I like their overall sound and I think they can work very well in the right hands.

Oh, I haven't really heard any of Duran Duran's newer stuff. We'll have to find a way to work everything in.

[Kuiper]

Oh, I haven't really heard any of Duran Duran's newer stuff. We'll have to find a way to work everything in.

There's no need to cover a Duran Duran song, but of course if anyone is interested I would be happy to upload a few samples of their work that I prefer. Also, just a completely random sidenote, no one pay any attention to their upcoming album. I am sure it is going to be a disaster. It sounds positively awful from all the "good things" the bad is saying about it. Just had to get that off my chest...

[Strange Fear]

I know I overuse the term, but I used a total shotgun approach on this thing here. Rather than saying a few inconsistent, incoherent random tidbits about the band‘s music, I thought I might as well think of much as possible, whether or not it all fits together or even works in the first place, and let people critique as much as they want later. So here are a few of the points:

- All bands evolve. A first album has never, will never, and can never represent everything a band will ever do, nor can one album regardless of when it’s released ever reflect the whole of a band’s style (or at least a good band’s style ;)). So I am trying to pigeonhole a more definable sound to work with so we won’t put too much on our own shoulders. We’ll still have quite a bit to work with and some elbow-room, but besides not wanting to overwhelm ourselves, albums need to be consistent affairs, where all the songs work together and within the context of a unified concept.

- We don’t want to be too heavy and not at all aggressive. We will still be very upbeat and danceable at times, but no over-the-top “rocking out”. Let’s minimize the distortion and feedback unless they are absolutely necessary.

- I feel a clean, smooth sound is called for. A minimal number of overdubs unless they are really necessary to create the desired arrangements, and a rather clean production where ever instrument and effect is apparent and sufficient in and of itself.

- A subtle complexity within the arrangements, where there are various themes within the song and variations upon it, weaving a tapestry of internal-diversity while no particular component in a single appearance is too grandiose. Furthermore, most songs should have a very original bridge. It doesn’t have to be like a completely different song-within-a-song, just something unique as the preexisting arrangements dictate, none of the stale clichés of a guitar solo that is the exact same vocal melody or removing all background instruments and having an a cappella refrain.

- The good side of pop within our style. Nothing will be contrived like most commercial “pop”, but pop in the sense that some songs will have pop-like arrangements, somewhat upbeat, perhaps a prominent hook, etc.

- Intelligent yet accessible songs. They will be accessible in the sense that upon first listen you (if you have good taste ;)) will notice there is something good there, but it might take a few listens to full appreciate it. Not that there’s anything wrong with a song that takes twenty listens to even realize you like it or not though. So I guess you could call some of the songs “radio-friendly” in the sense people would probably like it if they heard it on the radio, but there’s no guarantee radio would actually end up playing it.

Input, please?

I know what you mean. There are certain bands that release a not so good album, and suddenly they are categorized into a certain genre. Hopefully that doesn't happen to us, but if it does I'm sure we'll always have a loyal fanbase.

I don't want to be a hard band either, mostly a band that is always full of energy lie, and can hit a note in the recording studio. Remember all of our shows will sell out in a few minutes.;)
If we have a good recording studio and producer the sound will be good. If we don't have a good producer, we'll fire him and get another. I mean I know you want to be commercial star, but I really don't want the band to be another Panic at the disco, because that would be really dissapointing. I don't want to be a one hit wonder, I want the band to have a continous career, I mean every point might not be good, but I want us to last and be remebered.

All of our songs will be unique, and we will have different styles and sounds, all we need is everyone's support. We'll take everyone's influences and find a way to incorporate it in. Like you said, the guitar should not be the usual, it should be something different that no one else has.

Of course we need to just be ourselves, we, well at least I don't want a cheap success. Even if at first we don't get much reaction, we have to be patient, because we will be discovered and then they'll be sorry for have ignored us before.

[Strange Fear]

There's no need to cover a Duran Duran song, but of course if anyone is interested I would be happy to upload a few samples of their work that I prefer. Also, just a completely random sidenote, no one pay any attention to their upcoming album. I am sure it is going to be a disaster. It sounds positively awful from all the "good things" the bad is saying about it. Just had to get that off my chest...

Well if you do have the chance i'd like to here one of their newer songs. I know you said you like their newer stuff, but do you like their 80's stuff and tours like Sing Blue Silver?

[Kuiper]

I know what you mean. There are certain bands that release a not so good album, and suddenly they are categorized into a certain genre. Hopefully that doesn't happen to us, but if it does I'm sure we'll always have a loyal fanbase.

Stereotyping! Ugh! As Morrissey fans we are well aware of how tragic it is for someone as brilliant and diverse a writer as Morrissey (almost as good as us ;)) could be haphazardly written-off as always depressed and moping. This is kind of covered later on in the post, but it applies here too. Because we have diverse interests, I think we can channel it easily into something we can all agree on, because it will be good like everything we do! :p And of course we will have a loyan fanbase, we warn people they will be hooked for life on the covers of our albums. ;)


I don't want to be a hard band either, mostly a band that is always full of energy lie, and can hit a note in the recording studio. Remember all of our shows will sell out in a few minutes.

You hit the nail on the head. We are full of energy, but we don't want an overbearing, heavy sound. All we need to do is become accomplished musicians so we can sound as good live as our stage antics require. :p Oh, and yeah, all our shows will sell out in a few minutes. It couldn't be any other way!


If we have a good recording studio and producer the sound will be good. If we don't have a good producer, we'll fire him and get another.

I think we could mostly produce ourselves. We have the vision for it I think, but we will DEFINITELY need someone experienced like a good producer to help us. We don't need someone to put our songs together, we need someone to help us have our songs turn out the way we want. In fact I think Stephen Street said something like that about when he started producing for The Smiths.


I mean I know you want to be commercial star,

Hehe, I was just joking. But seriously I wouldn't mind doing a few, not cheesy or demeaning commercials for products I like. I mean, if my idol takes part in a cigarette advertising campaign subliminally targetting kids to smoke, I would be very very very mad. But if my idol starts in a commercial for some fashion line, I'm not gonna mind. So in truth I don't want to be an actual sellout, to be perfectly honest I don't see anything that wrong with doing a few commercials or promoting a few things.


but I really don't want the band to be another Panic at the disco, because that would be really dissapointing. I don't want to be a one hit wonder, I want the band to have a continous career, I mean every point might not be good, but I want us to last and be remebered.

I agree. I don't want to be a new fad or a one-hit wonder. I mean, a little hype is always a good thing, but I think we all would like to have a consistent career.


All of our songs will be unique, and we will have different styles and sounds, all we need is everyone's support. We'll take everyone's influences and find a way to incorporate it in. Like you said, the guitar should not be the usual, it should be something different that no one else has.

We will have plenty of time for experimentation and diverse styles and influences, but I still do recommend we, just for the first album, set our sights on something reasonably achievable and consistent.


Of course we need to just be ourselves, we, well at least I don't want a cheap success. Even if at first we don't get much reaction, we have to be patient, because we will be discovered and then they'll be sorry for have ignored us before.

One of these days someone from Sanctuary Records will be scanning the forums, thinking that perhaps it would benefit the label and Mozzer to have a high quality official site with a forum like this one. Then they'll stumble upon our thread, get caught up in it, and offer us a contract.


Is it just me or does this thing get more real everyday???

[Kuiper]

Well if you do have the chance i'd like to here one of their newer songs. I know you said you like their newer stuff, but do you like their 80's stuff and tours like Sing Blue Silver?

You know about Sing Blue Silver? So you are into their old stuff? Yes I do still love the material from their more successful days, in fact I think that era is overall more consistent than their later work, but what I like best about them, even if it came more rarely, was never played on MTV and never got onto the Billboard charts and was after they were no longer teen idols and no longer cavorted around on yachts (even though that is a really good video, Rio).

I'll randomly pick one of their later songs and upload it. Remember there is no pressure, I'm not forcing you to like it (whatever I may end up finding), and most of my favorites by them took time to grow on me.

[Strange Fear]

Well I'm happy to know you don't want to be a propaganda frenzy, and I guess we can do some commercials. You're right we can probably produce our own stuff, you've said you wanted to produce your own material, well maybe you can start with the homosexers. ;) Some new stuff is okay, I just don't want to be in the VH1 one hit wonder special in 20 years. It would be amazing if a producer from Sanctuary gave us a contract, would we say yes, maybe, maybe not. Hopefully yes. Then maybe we can work with Morrissey, wow. Although they posted that thing on the main page saying Morrissey might sign with Warner.
I know, I actually feel like this is a real band, maybe it will be.

[Strange Fear]

You know about Sing Blue Silver? So you are into their old stuff? Yes I do still love the material from their more successful days, in fact I think that era is overall more consistent than their later work, but what I like best about them, even if it came more rarely, was never played on MTV and never got onto the Billboard charts and was after they were no longer teen idols and no longer cavorted around on yachts (even though that is a really good video, Rio).

I'll randomly pick one of their later songs and upload it. Remember there is no pressure, I'm not forcing you to like it (whatever I may end up finding), and most of my favorites by them took time to grow on me.

I like Duran Duran a lot. Yeah, I am into their old stuff, and I love watching Sing Blue Silver. It's funny how all those teenage girls almost pass out when they see them.That's cool that they weren't over exposed on MTV years later, well hopefully they didn't want to be. I do like that video, even though they're on a yacht. Okay, I think I will like the song.

[Kuiper]

I like Duran Duran a lot. Yeah, I am into their old stuff, and I love watching Sing Blue Silver. That's cool that they weren't over exposed on MTV years later, well hopefully they didn't want to be. I do like that video, even though they're on a yacht. Okay, I think I will like the song.

Yeah I don't have a grudge or anything against their success, their first album is tied for my favorite of theirs. If they hadn't had hits then they wouldn't have produced the commercial flops at the end of the 90s that I love so much. Rio is a great video, the yacht and the cavorting are great, it's just after all that stopped they seemed to get better in my humble opinion...until just recently. Anyway here is the song. It is kind of a ballad, but I don't know, it doesn't quite fit into that category.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/p2egmq

[Kuiper]

Well I'm happy to know you don't want to be a propaganda frenzy, and I guess we can do some commercials. You're right we can probably produce our own stuff, you've said you wanted to produce your own material, well maybe you can start with the homosexers. ;) Some new stuff is okay, I just don't want to be in the VH1 one hit wonder special in 20 years. It would be amazing if a producer from Sanctuary gave us a contract, would we say yes, maybe, maybe not. Hopefully yes. Then maybe we can work with Morrissey, wow. Although they posted that thing on the main page saying Morrissey might sign with Warner.
I know, I actually feel like this is a real band, maybe it will be.

Well everything has to start somewhere. Deep down Morrissey and Johnny had musical ambitions, obviously, and they just got together and it took a while before they had a band lineup and before they started playing gigs, but it turned out very, very well as we all on Morrissey-Solo are well aware. Sure, then they lived in the same city, so they had that convenience :p, but you never know, I think we might actually be able to produce a demo tape from all the corners of the world. We e-mail around demo MP3s, record things on our own in our own home regions, and send them about. Maybe...

[Strange Fear]

Yeah I don't have a grudge or anything against their success, their first album is tied for my favorite of theirs. If they hadn't had hits then they wouldn't have produced the commercial flops at the end of the 90s that I love so much. Rio is a great video, the yacht and the cavorting are great, it's just after all that stopped they seemed to get better in my humble opinion...until just recently. Anyway here is the song. It is kind of a ballad, but I don't know, it doesn't quite fit into that category.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/p2egmq

Now I'll just wait until it's downloaded, I really didn't know they did a lot of material in the 90's.

[Strange Fear]

Well everything has to start somewhere. Deep down Morrissey and Johnny had musical ambitions, obviously, and they just got together and it took a while before they had a band lineup and before they started playing gigs, but it turned out very, very well as we all on Morrissey-Solo are well aware. Sure, then they lived in the same city, so they had that convenience :p, but you never know, I think we might actually be able to produce a demo tape from all the corners of the world. We e-mail around demo MP3s, record things on our own in our own home regions, and send them about. Maybe...

I was just thinking when we perform we're going to need a big stage for everyone to fit. ; )
If we don't become mainstream, I really hope we turn out like the Smiths. With geniuses writing masterpieces. And even if every person doesn't know who we are we will always have a gigantic cult following our every move. Well as soon as we get a demo tape, emailing we'll go

[Kuiper]

Now I'll just wait until it's downloaded, I really didn't know they did a lot of material in the 90's.

They put out these albums in the 90s:
Liberty - 1990 - Complete disaster with very little redeeming value.

Self-titled (nicknamed The Wedding Album) - 1993 - Spawned the hits Ordinary World and Come Undone, yet despite that critical praise the rest of the album is underrated and very good.

Thank You - 1995 - A very unpopular covers album that was wildly popular with the original artists of the songs. Bob Dylan said their version of Lay Lady Lay beat his by a country mile, Lou Reed said their version of Perfect Day was the best cover of one of his songs he'd ever heard and that it fulfilled the vision he first had for the song very successfully, and Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin said their version of Thank You was exceptional. Despite that it was named the worst album in the world. http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/news/article353672.ece

Medazzaland - 1997 - Possibly my favorite Duran Duran album. Includes Electric Barbarella, which was the first ever song to be made downloadable off of the internet. Was another commercial failure because it's a little bit experimental and very unique.

Pop Trash - 2000 (written mostly in '98 and '99 though) - Their worst commercial failure ever. However, the tour promoting it was an astonishing success, which is a paradox. It is somewhat diverse album but not very groundbreaking to be honest, though I still like it a lot.

[Kuiper]

I was just thinking when we perform we're going to need a big stage for everyone to fit. ; )
If we don't become mainstream, I really hope we turn out like the Smiths. With geniuses writing masterpieces. And even if every person doesn't know who we are we will always have a gigantic cult following our every move. Well as soon as we get a demo tape, emailing we'll go

The Smiths actually did have their fair share of hits and were rather "famous" even if they weren't staples on radio or television. I picture us being like Morrissey is now. A lot of people will know who we are, every now and then we will have a hit non-fans will still download or buy the single of, and because of our cult following all our singles will become hits because our fans will buy all version of the single within the week of release.

[Strange Fear]

They put out these albums in the 90s:
Liberty - 1990 - Complete disaster with very little redeeming value.

Self-titled (nicknamed The Wedding Album) - 1993 - Spawned the hits Ordinary World and Come Undone, yet despite that critical praise the rest of the album is underrated and very good.

Thank You - 1995 - A very unpopular covers album that was wildly popular with the original artists of the songs. Bob Dylan said their version of Lay Lady Lay beat his by a country mile, Lou Reed said their version of Perfect Day was the best cover of one of his songs he'd ever heard and that it fulfilled the vision he first had for the song very successfully, and Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin said their version of Thank You was exceptional. Despite that it was named the worst album in the world. http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/news/article353672.ece

Medazzaland - 1997 - Possibly my favorite Duran Duran album. Includes Electric Barbarella, which was the first ever song to be made downloadable off of the internet. Was another commercial failure because it's a little bit experimental and very unique.

Pop Trash - 2000 (written mostly in '98 and '99 though) - Their worst commercial failure ever. However, the tour promoting it was an astonishing success, which is a paradox. It is somewhat diverse album but not very groundbreaking to be honest, though I still like it a lot.

I can't believe they named it worst album. I wonder if they had any reaction to that. That's great that they released four more albums. Why is it you are not very thrilled about their new album, is it expected to be a little to mainstream?
They must've felt happy to get compliments from other musicians.
Thanks for the song, I like it, and Simon's voice has changed evolved a bit. I like it.:D

[Kuiper]

I can't believe they named it worst album. I wonder if they had any reaction to that. That's great that they released four more albums. Why is it you are not very thrilled about their new album, is it expected to be a little to mainstream?
They must've felt happy to get compliments from other musicians.
Thanks for the song, I like it, and Simon's voice has changed evolved a bit. I like it.:D

Well I will still buy their new album and I bet it will have one or two good songs on it, but it sounds really awful what they are saying about it. The first single features Justin Timberlake, and while that is a very mainstream move, I wouldn't have anything against the desire to have commercial appeal but I just don't think it's going to be a good song. Also some hip-hop producer is producing several of the songs, and they mentioned including a reggae song and a few other things I forgot but I can remember cringing upon reading.

The upside is that I'm sure dozens of demos will be leaked. Their last album, from 2004 which was their big comeback as a reunion of the original five members, was certainly good, but there were at least five great songs they didn't release. They always do that, not knowing what their best songs are. But oh well.


As long as we are going off on tangents about non-Homosexer bands how about we talk about The Cure since we both are pretty big fans of theirs? My favorite album is I'm pretty sure Pornography, what is yours? And if I had to choose a top 5 of songs it would go:
1 - Pictures of You
2 - Mint Car
3 - Cut Here
4 - From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea
5 - One Hundred Years

[Chartres]

Well, The Constant Rider allready has a plan for a sound, ust soyou remember.

[Busy Clippers]

Calling all Homosexers!

Do not forget that you have until FRIDAY to submit your requests for our contract rider for the tour. The original post is here (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=457180&postcount=1193). Get busy (really busy), or it's a package of dixie cups and a jug of water from the gas station hose in the back of a rusty old van, and Top Ramen 3x a day. And no, I won't be there with you because now that I have a satellite phone I can conduct your business from my new home (http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/sale/site/html/cms_de-sale_detail_en-434/Tessera+Island.html).

[Chartres]

Yes I do remember a lot of the suggestions. Such as Please being frustated with only guitar, This Candyman being "This Charming Man meets Ambitious Outsiders" :p and Eat My Sh*t and Die being "What She Said meets Shoplifters of the World Unite."

:D
Hopefully it's some help.

[Chartres]

Actually yes. The Constant Rider sounds like a fantastic idea, a great little interlude almost, and a great transition into EMS+D. And I can actually imagine a mix between Charming Man and Outsiders, but I'm sure the final product would sound nothing like the latter. :p What She Said meets Shoplifters sounds like an interesting combo.

Yes, I can barely wait;)

[Chartres]

- A constant supply of Irish and Scotish whisky. No Bourbon or sour mash.
- French cognac is also nice.
- Champagne breakfast everyday
- Cheddar.
- A really good stereo.
- My own wine yard in Toscana, Italy.
- An appartment by the Spanish Stairs, Rome
- Free clothes
- Extra lines in my contract, quite many
- Free tickets for the nice people on Moz-solo!

Hmm, 45 minutes left to think of something. Hybris.

Edit.
- A book publishing deal

[Chartres]

Here are Strangey's demands:
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=457318&postcount=1199

These were my original demands
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=457243&postcount=1194
but in addition to those I want:
- 10% of band earnings going to directly to charity before any salaries are divided up, and 10% of my salary after that going to charity too automatically.
- The press being told ahead of time to not ask anything personal about me.
- A bodyguard, scratch that, 3 bodyguards, fully armed, and they need to be funny and into Seinfeld for me to want to be around them.
- My own private island, twice as big as yours.
- 10 additional blank lines (so 15 total) for me to fill out later.

What kind of charity? And how much should each member get?

[Chartres]

Do the thing and me Strangey did, request blank lines on the contract with the right to fill them out later.

I've thought of more!:
- A constant supply of raw dairy products, which are illegal in some places, so smuggle if you must.
- The rarest Smiths item in the world. Get in touch with Joyce and see if he'll finally post that Frankly with horns thing, and ask Goddard for the Decibel demo and A Matter of Opinion too.
- A top-of-the-line stereo system and turntable with a vast mint condition record collection.
- Every morning breakfast shall be provided that includes fresh-squeezed, low-pulp orange juice, pancakes, crispy bacon, and a few croissants and cinnamon buns.
- A chaperon to follow around bikie when I'm not there.
- A restraining order on chica and drunken goldfish because we all know they both have fantasies about me and rock stars and when you get combine those two things, well, watch out.
- A restraining order on Robert Smith. He still mistakes me for Charlotte Elise.
- A Jelly Beans jacket, even if the gang is on hiatus.

Okey-dokey. But, do you want a body guard who likes Seinfeldt!?

[Chartres]

Let's see:
Wheelchair funds
Diabetes research
Adoption agencies
Anything involving downs syndrome
Special Olympics
Animal shelters

And because everyone won't be on the same page beyond those, the charity that comes out of my salary after the shares are divided up will go to missionaries, Bible funds, and pro-life causes.

I don't care how much everyone gets (even though BCE must recognize I deserve 10% higher than the second-highest salary ;)), just as long as that 10% of our profits goes to charity before we start dividing things up.

Should you get 10% more than everyone else...?

[Chartres]

Hey, what's about that missionaire, bible fund, pro-life stuff?

[Chartres]

That's what I was gonna donate to without forcing the others to, but then I thought I'd better edit it out before Kickie or Tomorrow sneaks into our thread and says a few negative words about that.

OK, as long as you takes that from your own pocket cause that's nothing I'm prepared to support. No offence.

[Chartres]

BTW what's our retainer gonna be? The record company has to give us something before we get a charttopper!

Retainer? Ce ca?

[Chartres]

Yeah I said the basic stuff (diabetes, animal shelters, Special Olympis) should be given money to before the salaries are divided up and then my paycheck comes in I'll donate to those.

So what do you think our retainer will be? How much do we need to survive before we start getting limousines with movie theaters in them?

*A retainer is basically what you get paid when in the rest of your line of work you get paid based upon performance (such as record sales).

Hmm, €40/hour:rolleyes: ?

[Strange Fear]

Kuiper, thanks for posting my contract.:)

[Kuiper]

No problem, Strangey. ;)

So, anything on your mind, Homosexers-wise?

[Strange Fear]

No problem, Strangey. ;)

So, anything on your mind, Homosexers-wise?

Not at the moment, anything on your mind?

[Chartres]

What about the Coachella festival in California?

[Kuiper]

Oh yes, Coachella, forgot about that one. Didn't Morrissey play there once?

[Kuiper]

Hello Homosexers! Let's talk about what it will be like on our forum. You will find:

"Who is this June person halfie is always talking to at concerts?"
"kuiper frink thread!"
"Does bikie eat venison?"

What else?...

[Strange Fear]

Hello Homosexers! Let's talk about what it will be like on our forum. You will find:

"Who is this June person halfie is always talking to at concerts?"
"kuiper frink thread!"
"Does bikie eat venison?"

What else?...

"Is Kuiper a sexual pendulum?":p
"Kewpie's most quoted line"
"Does Strange Fear eat cheese"

[Kuiper]

The first one is easily brought into question. :p
Do you eat cheese? :confused: Remember I use animal-friendly and people-friendly milk. ;) Even though it is, shall I say, less than completely legal to sell in the United States.

Who will Kuiper be engaged to next in the band?

What will Kuiper and Strange Fear put on the empty lines in their contracts?

How come they have never been in the same room together?

What the h*ll is a Jelly Bean?

Cheeriness Campaign? Is Kuiper gay or something?

What's all this I've heard about a kangaroo about Robert Smith?

You know what, our fans are gonna constantly be searching through all of our posts on this forum! :p

[Strange Fear]

Well you might be forced to answer the first one. I don't drink milk, but I do eat cheese. I'm very dissapointed in myself, but I am giving it up.


It would be cool if there was and episode for the contract, like on South Park with Cartman's dad. Is it Officer Barbrady, Chef, the Denver Broncos?



That's true we've never been in the same room together.


The candy sharks might come back, tell their story, and all for publicity


Who knows what they'll think abut the Cheeriness campaign. But they'll have to accept that the puppies you post are very cute


They're going to mob Robert Smith's house.



They might even stock us, that's a scary thought

[Kuiper]

Well you might be forced to answer the first one.

I can't wait for all the polls in our General Discussion saying "Once and for all, do YOU think Kuiper is a sexual pendulum or not?!?!"


I don't drink milk, but I do eat cheese. I'm very dissapointed in myself, but I am giving it up.
Is it because some of the more industrial-type dairy farms can be uncomfortable and unnatural for the cows?


It would be cool if there was and episode for the contract, like on South Park with Cartman's dad. Is it Officer Barbrady, Chef, the Denver Broncos?

Hehe, "Who the h*ll is screwing with the lights? Is it Chef, Kyle's dad, Mephisto" and "Who built the Pyramids? Was it the Egyptians, the Babylonians, the Samaritans?" :D


That's true we've never been in the same room together.

And our fans will be shocked when they find that out.


The candy sharks might come back, tell their story, and all for publicity

That's right, we need to keep up our responsibilities. You, me, and warrie are at peace with Grim because we work for Wagon, but that Viva, you never know about that kid...


Who knows what they'll think abut the Cheeriness campaign. But they'll have to accept that the puppies you post are very cute

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/cutepuppy2.jpg


They're going to mob Robert Smith's house.

He's going to become more famous amongst our fans than we will. :D


They might even stock us, that's a scary thought

:eek:

[Kuiper]

Hey, I bet you we will have a Paul. :D His name will be Peter, he'll think he looks like Chartres, and he'll go around calling people "morbid towhead". :p

[Strange Fear]

Well maybe you can brainwash so they won't think you're a sexual pendulum.

Well, the reason I don't think it's right its because they have electric machines hooked up to their huge, swollen udders causing cuts and injuries. After birth, male calves are torn from their mothers and shipped to veal farms.
I read all this in my peta reading material. I just don't find it fair and bearable for cows, I mean to have machines hooked up to them all day, it's horrible. That's the reason I'm probably gonna become vegan.


Those two episodes are hilarious.

They will be shocked, but they'll have to face the facts. Wow, I just realized it's going to be weird the first time we see eachother at a show, etc.

You'll have to bribe Vivahate with something for him to keep his mouth closed, it'll probably be something weird

Puppies are adorable:)

Kangaroos will probably start stocking him:eek:

I think I see someone in my window:( :eek:

[Strange Fear]

Hey, I bet you we will have a Paul. :D His name will be Peter, he'll think he looks like Chartres, and he'll go around calling people "morbid towhead". :p


does it have to be Peter, I really like that name

[Kuiper]

Well, the reason I don't think it's right its because they have electric machines hooked up to their huge, swollen udders causing cuts and injuries. After birth, male calves are torn from their mothers and shipped to veal farms.
I read all this in my peta reading material. I just don't find it fair and bearable for cows, I mean to have machines hooked up to them all day, it's horrible. That's the reason I'm probably gonna become vegan.

One thing they do at those industrial farms is give the cows some hormone that makes them produce four times as much milk, but certain parts of it (it is the most complex food on earth, in terms of what it consists of) are not increased. So milk produced by cows not being given hormones tastes 4 times better. These large farms also ultra-pasteurize their milk siginificantly decreasing its nutritional benefit. And that is besides how hard it is on the cows like you said. From the "illegal" farms the cows aren't given any hormones and live normal lives, and the milk is not pasteurized and retains all of its natural nutrition and ends up very good for the human and the bovine. :) But the government is quite insane that they actually do storm people's houses and arrest them for producing, selling, and distributing raw milk.


They will be shocked, but they'll have to face the facts. Wow, I just realized it's going to be weird the first time we see eachother at a show, etc.

It will be so odd! :eek: I saw a picture of Chartres in the Member Pics thread though. I have to say because of his avatar(s) I still couldn't not picture a woman.


Puppies are adorable

Anyone who doesn't like puppies is seriously demented.


Kangaroos will probably start stocking him:eek:

Oh my God, you're right! :eek:

[Kuiper]

does it have to be Peter, I really like that name

I do too. :( It's like my favorite name. It's just Peter is another famous New Testament person and it begins with a P. How about...Patrick?

[Strange Fear]

One thing they do at those industrial farms is give the cows some hormone that makes them produce four times as much milk, but certain parts of it (it is the most complex food on earth, in terms of what it consists of) are not increased. So milk produced by cows not being given hormones tastes 4 times better. These large farms also ultra-pasteurize their milk siginificantly decreasing its nutritional benefit. And that is besides how hard it is on the cows like you said. From the "illegal" farms the cows aren't given any hormones and live normal lives, and the milk is not pasteurized and retains all of its natural nutrition and ends up very good for the human and the bovine. :) But the government is quite insane that they actually do storm people's houses and arrest them for producing, selling, and distributing raw milk.



It will be so odd! :eek: I saw a picture of Chartres in the Member Pics thread though. I have to say because of his avatar(s) I still couldn't not picture a woman.



Anyone who doesn't like puppies is seriously demented.



Oh my God, you're right! :eek:

Well I doubt things like the industrial farms will ever change, and that depresses me extremely. I just wish everything was like back then, where people would milk their cows in their farms, I can't believe people get arrested for selling milk. People can be very ignorant.:mad:

It would be funny if at our shows we pass eachother and not even notice eachother. I also saw Chartres picture in the Member Pics. Why is it you could not see him as a woman? Oh, and do you know who that woman is in his avatar?

More than demented.

A kangaroo will probably kidnap Robert Smith and stuff him in its pouch.

[Strange Fear]

I do too. :( It's like my favorite name. It's just Peter is another famous New Testament person and it begins with a P. How about...Patrick?

I love that name and don't want it to be ruined. Patrick, noooo, because that's Morrissey's middle name. There are others, maybe Pontius? I've never met anyone with that name.

[Kuiper]

Well I doubt things like the industrial farms will ever change, and that depresses me extremely. I just wish everything was like back then, where people would milk their cows in their farms, I can't believe people get arrested for selling milk. People can be very ignorant.:mad:

People get arrested for selling healthy milk that only benefits everyone including the animals involved but companies are still allowed to make cigarettes which only and always causes harm.


It would be funny if at our shows we pass eachother and not even notice eachother. I also saw Chartres picture in the Member Pics. Why is it you could not see him as a woman? Oh, and do you know who that woman is in his avatar?

Before Scottishlass got banned we agreed (during that whole CHARETHCUTESTORY ARE YOU BLACK OR NOT? JUST ANSWER phase) that people picture other uses as their avatars. With Chartres's avatars always being female, I always thought of him as a woman. :o So I couldn't not picture him that way. Hehe, the brain works in odd ways. :D


More than demented.

Let's look at another puppy! :D
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.thepuppyconnection.com/Bichon10.jpg&usg=__km5DNCIPqOax3JEsZmVEC85Bg70=


A kangaroo will probably kidnap Robert Smith and stuff him in its pouch.

No doubt about it.

[Kuiper]

I love that name and don't want it to be ruined. Patrick, noooo, because that's Morrissey's middle name. There are others, maybe Pontius? I've never met anyone with that name.

I like the name Patrick too, and the whole middle name, right, it slipped my mind. I always think of him as Steven and Steven Patrick, never thought of him as just "Patrick". Anyway, yeah, Pontius works. After the whole Pontius Pilate deal I don't think anyone has any positive connections with that name. :D

[Strange Fear]

People get arrested for selling healthy milk that only benefits everyone including the animals involved but companies are still allowed to make cigarettes which only and always cause harm.



Before Scottishlass got banned we agreed (during that whole CHARETHCUTESTORY ARE YOU BLACK OR NOT? JUST ANSWER phase) that people picture other uses as their avatars. With Chartres's avatars always being female, I always thought of him as a woman. :o So I couldn't not picture him that way. Hehe, the brain works in odd ways. :D



Let's look at another puppy! :D
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.thepuppyconnection.com/Bichon10.jpg&usg=__km5DNCIPqOax3JEsZmVEC85Bg70=



No doubt about it.

I just hope there will be improvemnet in that industry.

the brain works in very hard ways, it's funny but even though he has that female avatar I always thought him as a man, probably because he has a picture of himself in his profile

poor Robert Smith


http://www.harpseals.org/images/babyonback.jpg

[Strange Fear]

I like the name Patrick too, and the whole middle name, right, it slipped my mind. I always think of him as Steven and Steven Patrick, never thought of him as just "Patrick". Anyway, yeah, Pontius works. After the whole Pontius Pilate deal I don't think anyone has any positive connections with that name. :D

So it's settled, he will not be Peter or Patrick.;) With the name Pontius, he will definitley will be a troll.

[Kuiper]

Is that profile picture of his really him? Hehe, thanks for the seal picture, it's adorable. :D


So it's settled, he will not be Peter or Patrick.;) With the name Pontius, he will definitley will be a troll.

Oh, most definitely. :D

[Strange Fear]

Yeah, I think it is him, it looks a bit different from his Member Pic, but I think it's him. Your welcome, how could I not post that seal pic.;)

So are we playing at Coachella?

[Kuiper]

I say yes on Coachella, that and Lollapalooza. Then the rest is in Europe and a few regular dates in our hometowns I guess.

The site where the pic is from is, what's a non-graphic polite society term, "interesting"? Without getting too disturbing, it is a very, shall I say, "unnecesary" thing.

[Strange Fear]

I say yes on Coachella, that and Lollapalooza. Then the rest is in Europe and a few regular dates in our hometowns I guess.

The site where the pic is from is, what's a non-graphic polite society term, "interesting"? Without getting too disturbing, it is a very, shall I say, "unnecesary" thing.

Coachella and Lollaplaooza will be awesome.


I know those websites are horrid and show no respect.:mad:





http://www.drhibbert.it/DrHibbert39/3f21_01.jpg

[Kuiper]

Well I think the more disturbing thing is when it occurs in real life. What I was calling "unnecessary" was actually hunting seals for their pelts. Seals are innocent, harmless, loveable little creatures and in modern non-Inuit societies it doesn't seem like anyone needs their coats. The websites are very graphic and unpleasant, but I think sometimes it is needed, otherwise people won't able to process how extreme things are. The hunting techniques remind of a certain "medical procedure" that was somewhat recently outlawed in the US.

[Strange Fear]

Well I think the more disturbing thing is when it occurs in real life. What I was calling "unnecessary" was actually hunting seals for their pelts. Seals are innocent, harmless, loveable little creatures and in modern non-Inuit societies it doesn't seem like anyone needs their coats. The websites are very graphic and unpleasant, but I think sometimes it is needed, otherwise people won't able to process how extreme things are. The hunting techniques remind of a certain "medical procedure" that was somewhat recently outlawed in the US.

Cruelty is entirely unneccessary. Once I was watching a special on that and it brought me to tears, it does everytime I think about it. It's just not fair and it truly disgusts me. That's why I'm so happy Morrissey is against the violent acts shown towards seals every year. I'm sorry, but what medical procedure are you talking about?

[westendgirl]

I say yes on Coachella, that and Lollapalooza. Then the rest is in Europe and a few regular dates in our hometowns I guess.

The site where the pic is from is, what's a non-graphic polite society term, "interesting"? Without getting too disturbing, it is a very, shall I say, "unnecesary" thing.

OOOOO I insist on being your groupie!! Great excuse to travel...:p I'm sure it'll be tons of fun.:D

[Kuiper]

@Strange Fear: The medical procedure was partial-birth abortion. It was outlawed in 2003. I wouldn't go and google the term, it can be emotionally damaging, but it reminds me a lot of seal hunting.

On a lighter note, umm, let's think of a lighter note. Let's predict what the review of our first album will look like. What kind of words will they use to describe us? I'm picturing "flamboyant", "eccentric", "confusing", and "subtly over-the-top".

@westendgirl: Okay, welcome to The Homosexers. :) You can join the band itself if you like, but more groupies are welcome too.

[Strange Fear]

I think it will be good, maybe not amazing, but it will catch people's attentions. We should think about album covers



You can certainly be a groupie westendgirl.:) Or like you Kui said you can be part of the band, whatever you like.

[westendgirl]

@westendgirl: Okay, welcome to The Homosexers. :) You can join the band itself if you like, but more groupies are welcome too.

Hmm, now that's an idea....what parts of the band are needed my dear??

[westendgirl]

^^Anything is welcome. However, we currently do not have a drummer. And our guitarist isn't around as much as she used to be.

Well, I'd be up for any of the two, I kinda know how to play guitar but am a fast learner, and have always wanted to play the drums!!! Let me know tomorrow, I'll be waiting...I must be off to bed....long day tomorrow! So goodnight, sleep tight and sweet dreams kuiper. Goodnight love!;)

[westendgirl]

To welcome you into the band, here, have a Van Gogh:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/VanGogh-Irises_1.jpg/739px-VanGogh-Irises_1.jpg

I think you should stick with drums because technically we still do have a guitarist. But of course two guitars is always a good idea. Maybe Chartres should be bullied into playing more than just the tambourine. :rolleyes: :p

Thank you it's beautiful! And it's deal, I'll be the drummer.....I should call Spencer and Matt for tips:-p (Right matt is the current drummer, can;t rmbr??)
And only tambourine?? Make Chartes work for it baby!:-p Goodnight.:-)))

[Strange Fear]

huh maybe we can try some classic covers


http://members.shaw.ca/giant/rebel02.jpg

[Strange Fear]

http://myspace-090.vo.llnwd.net/00354/09/09/354099090_m.jpg

[Strange Fear]

http://moderntimes.com/palace/50_image/place.jpg

[Kuiper]

Hehe, I like that Christian rock South Park episode. A bit blasphemous, but the parts that make fun of the music industry in general are genius. :D And Cartman and Butters could be funny no matter what they do. ;)

[Strange Fear]

Maybe all our single covers should relate to the meaning of the song. They won't be an obvious reference though. Like for example, if we had a single out that was about depression (though that doesn't sound very radio-friendly, does it? :p) something like The Starry Night by Van Gogh would be appropriate.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/VanGogh-starry_night.jpg/751px-VanGogh-starry_night.jpg

I like that, that way people might get a better feeling

[Strange Fear]

Hehe, I like that Christian rock South Park episode. A bit blasphemous, but the parts that make fun of the music industry in general are genius. :D And Cartman and Butters could be funny no matter what they do. ;)

That episode is funny, but like you those certain parts bother me. Butters is awesome. "Everyone knows it's Butters"

[Kuiper]

Oh man, Butters is my favorite South Park character. :D Everything he says is hilarious.

[Strange Fear]

Oh man, Butters is my favorite South Park character. :D Everything he says is hilarious.

How can you not love Butters, I just feel so bad with him when he falls in love with Lexus.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c142/RoxyEclipse/buttersSouthpark_edited.jpg


http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/205/a/e/Butters_by_South_Park2006.jpg

[!Viva Hate!]

Does anyone know what the Hell that loon is doing who keeps posting and talking to himself in his own created topics? Am I just the only one or can anyone else not understand what he is talking about half the time?

[Kuiper]

^^But it's a beautiful sadness, he loves being alive, he refuses to be a goth. :p I think that episode is a perfect example of how hilarious yet almost believable they make it when kids act like adults (but often with a child's knowledge of the world). I mean, even the scene where he is talking to Lexus and her bodyguard is there, I never forgot they were kids, but they acted so adult, it made it so funny.

We easily hijack threads, don't we, Strangey? :D So let's hijack it a little more. What night did you see Moz in Pasadena?

[!Viva Hate!]

I'm sure he is...I just find it really weird...it's probably some homeless guy who wandered into an internet cafe...

[Strange Fear]

Butters is so mature. And I love all the little goth kids.

We're great hijackers.;)
I saw him on the first night.

[Kuiper]

it's probably some homeless guy who wandered into an internet cafe...

I'm gonna say that about every troll and person I don't like now. It's just so...perfect...to call someone that. Sorry if that sounds weird, but it's a compliment towards you. ;)


Butters is so mature. And I love all the little goth kids.

We're great hijackers.;)
I saw him on the first night.

"The only way to dance is looking down at the ground and turning from side-to-side while smoking your cigarette every three seconds." I love those goth kids! :D

[!Viva Hate!]

I know Skip...I have an amazing imagination...Lol.

[!Viva Hate!]

Okay!

I don't want to fight you at the S&G...I want to fight Paul.

[Strange Fear]

I'm gonna say that about every troll and person I don't like now. It's just so...perfect...to call someone that. Sorry if that sounds weird, but it's a compliment towards you. ;)



"The only way to dance is looking down at the ground and turning from side-to-side while smoking your cigarette every three seconds." I love those goth kids! :D

"Conformist bitch" I love how they drink coffee and flip their bangs to the side.:D

[Kuiper]

"Conformist bitch" I love how they drink coffee and flip their bangs to the side.:D

"I am such a non-conformist I'm gonna go against what all you other non-conformists are saying and join the dance competition." :D

"If you want to become a non-conformist you have to dress like we do and listen to all the same music we do." :D

[Strange Fear]

"I am such a non-conformist I'm gonna go against what all you other non-conformists are saying and join the dance competition." :D

"If you want to become a non-conformist you have to dress like we do and listen to all the same music we do." :D

hilarious, just hilarious


are you going to want a 3000th post thread, i mean I don't have to start it if you don't want me too, but if you do just ask whoever you want

[!Viva Hate!]

I told you already...r-tard..

[!Viva Hate!]

No shit...p-hole.

[westendgirl]

I wanna call you Deano. Yes Matt is still with the group apparently. There is no indication Gary won't be coming back, so it seems like Mikey isn't going to tour in the near future. Okay, I'll start threatening Chartes tomorrow. ;)

Goodnight, God bless, and sweet dreams, westendgirl. :) Wait, sorry, Spencer. ;)

Call me Deano, call me Spencer, it doesn't matter. I wish all the old guys were still in Moz's band. It would've been awesome to see them at the show. I was happy to see Boz though. He's been there for a long time and really good. It's nice to see he's hanging around. I better go practise! And for the slbum art cover, I like your idea. Making it relevent to the song(s) but not too obvios of course. Or shots from old classics, wouldn't mind those one bit!;)

[Strange Fear]

can I call you Deano too. I also missed Mikey, Gary, and Deano at the show, but the other guys are cool. Did you like Boz playing the sax?

[westendgirl]

can I call you Deano too. I also missed Mikey, Gary, and Deano at the show, but the other guys are cool. Did you like Boz playing the sax?

Yeah, you can call me deano! That's well cool. I do miss the guys a lot, and seeing Boz play the sax, that was awesome! I loved it so much. That little part was great....he's versitile with instruments, it's amazing...the talent he's got!

[westendgirl]

^^Okay, Deano, good we're gaining some support for the "cover art that has a deeper meaning relevant to the deeper meaning of the song that shall not be revealed and not too obvious but if someone researches it and makes a few guesses might be able to figure it out" initiative. Might need a shorter name but it is still a good idea even if it needs some explaining.

It's perfect. The more complex the better, well making people think it's so very complex. hehe:D

[westendgirl]

Aww, thank you! I think it's a brilliant idea. Let's go through with it. :)

[Chartres]

What have I missed?

[Chartres]

Welcome westendgirlie:D

About the covers, dosen't they allready do that?

[Chartres]

Not always. Well, do you mean for other artists in general or for us? Much of modern cover art doesn't really reflect what the song is about, but some artists do try to symbolize the song on the cover. I was thinking we could try to locate an image that we think embodies the meaning of the song in a way that people need to really try and decode. Not like having a picture of a sunset on the cover because a song is called "Sunset" (as a completely random example), but something clever and confusing for our fans to try and figure out.

Well, isn't that what we have right now...?

[westendgirl]

Welcome westendgirlie:D

About the covers, dosen't they allready do that?

Thank you!:D I'm happy to be a part of the band!


Not always. Well, do you mean for other artists in general or for us? Much of modern cover art doesn't really reflect what the song is about, but some artists do try to symbolize the song on the cover. I was thinking we could try to locate an image that we think embodies the meaning of the song in a way that people need to really try and decode. Not like having a picture of a sunset on the cover because a song is called "Sunset" (as a completely random example), but something clever and confusing for our fans to try and figure out.

Exactly, something complex.....or that may apear to be complex. I love complexity!:p

[Chartres]

Do we? I remember seeing cover art...unless...it really was so clever and complex I couldn't decode it! :eek: (I'm talking like I'm joking but I'm not, I think you might have actually already confused me with art before I even suggested we confuse people with art...as if that has never happened before :rolleyes: )

Well, "Eat My Shit And Die" has a picture from Forum Romanum and "Candyman" got a portrait of Napoleon...

[Chartres]

Hehe :D, I like the Forum Romanum one, but was Napoleon...a child molester? :eek:

Is he the Candyman...?:rolleyes: The observer? The writer!?:eek:


Hmmm....

[Chartres]

Oooooooo! :eek:
I'm liking all these plot twists. :D

Next sleeve, from "Mulholland Drive";)

[westendgirl]

Oh, I forgot! We have another update for you! Me and Strangey decided, without your consent, that The Homosexers will have their own Paul. His name will be Pontius and he will dress up like...you! :eek:
(It's not gonna be me because I'm going to have the "kuiper frink thread!", I don't want to be too selfish you know, demanding all the attention for myself, you get to have some too ;))

HAHA!!:D :D

[Chartres]

Oh, I forgot! We have another update for you! Me and Strangey decided, without your consent, that The Homosexers will have their own Paul. His name will be Pontius and he will dress up like...you! :eek:
(It's not gonna be me because I'm going to have the "kuiper frink thread!", I don't want to be too selfish you know, demanding all the attention for myself, you get to have some too ;))

Paul McCartney? Me...?

[Chartres]

Never seen that movie. :(

See it! It's quite similair to "Un Chien Andalou".

[Chartres]

You know which Paul I'm talking about. :rolleyes:

Eh... Paul:confused:

[Chartres]

Nighti nightie, don't think I'm here tomorrow; concert:D.

[Strange Fear]

hello

paul, freeyourself or something, he was considered a troll and banned from the main page, I think:confused:

goodnight

[westendgirl]

Nighti nightie, don't think I'm here tomorrow; concert:D.

goodnight! Sleep tight and sweet dreams.:) ;)

[Strange Fear]

any new developments?

[westendgirl]

Not really....Kui did you invite slum mum to the band?? Or have you had a change of heart?

[Kuiper]

any new developments?

We learned that Napoleon was molested as a child...possibly...

[Kuiper]

Not really....Kui did you invite slum mum to the band?? Or have you had a change of heart?

What? No. I'll go PM her right now I guess.

[Strange Fear]

We learned that Napoleon was molested as a child...possibly...

really, that's awful. I feel bad for him because of the whole adultery thing

[Kuiper]

really, that's awful. I feel bad for him because of the whole adultery thing

Well we're just spreading rumors here. ;)

[Strange Fear]

any other rumors, not that i'm nosy or anything, really I'm not

[westendgirl]

What? No. I'll go PM her right now I guess.

No pressure, just wondering what you were going to do.:)

[Kuiper]

any other rumors, not that i'm nosy or anything, really I'm not

Well, Chartres might be Paul in disguise. The fact that Chartres, especially for someone with such a high post count, didn't know who Paul was is very suspicious. ;) :p

http://www.nagca.com/forum/images/smiles/bal_fyi.gif

[Strange Fear]

it is very suspicious, but then who's in his profile picture????????:mad: ;)

[Kuiper]

it is very suspicious, but then who's in his profile picture????????:mad: ;)

Paul dressing up as the real Swedish person he's impersonating! :eek: Paul is a master of disguise.

[Strange Fear]

when you joined was Paul still here?

[Kuiper]

when you joined was Paul still here?

Apparently so. Over the summer I barely came here at all, and I wasn't in on the whole board drama until I think the start of the new year or so.

[Strange Fear]

oh, cool. Well if Chartres is Paul, then he will see this whole conversation.:confused: ;)

I'll see you later Kui and Westendgirl.

[Kuiper]

See ya, Strangey. By the way, westendgirl is known as westie among us now. ;)

[westendgirl]

Bye strangey! And yes, I am now westie.;) :)

[slum mum 1974]

Aww, westendgirl and kuiper, thanks a million for thinking of me *blush*:)

[westendgirl]

Of course love. Anytime!! ;)

[slum mum 1974]

well, i used to play a violin at school, so i can be 1 of 4 :) Or i can be a sous chef for you...

[slum mum 1974]

A violin is good enough, I guess. *sigh* ;) And I am both the keyboardist and caterer, so you too can play both an instrument and cook. :)

Ok, so i will play the violin for you, i'm a 1/4 of a quartet, and yes i can cook, so what's your favourite food?....hmm....food...sorry:o so what's first?

[Chartres]

Well, I saw the whole conversation but I'm not Paul. When it comes to trolls, there's been many here since May 2006 and they don't deserve any attention. Trolls got no name;)

[virtually dead]

WELCOME TO THE HOMOSEXERS!

We are in need...
A rhythm guitarist (our lead might even be leaving soon)
A string quartet
A sous chef for me, the caterer

Can you fill any of these roles? ;)

I can :)

[virtually dead]

I can play rhythm guitar...

[Kewpie]

Virtie, ask bikie about it coz she also plays guitar, but I don't know if she wants to be the lead guitar. ;)

[virtually dead]

^ you don't have a sound :p

I would like to congratulate you on the horrific increase in your post count :D

[virtually dead]

Virtie, ask bikie about it coz she also plays guitar, but I don't know if she wants to be the lead guitar. ;)


I'll do whatever she doesn't

[virtually dead]

what on earth are you insinuating! :eek:
do you want done kui? :p

[virtually dead]

i spent two hours cutting wood today..my fingers say i can shorten your name :p

[Kewpie]

i spent two hours cutting wood today..my fingers say i can shorten your name :p

Do you need some logs for fireplace? :confused:

[virtually dead]

you are awful! :p
i say everything with the utmost innocence :p

[virtually dead]

Do you need some logs for fireplace? :confused:

no...:p
i was making...a guitar stand shaped like The Rolling Stones logo
It's absurd :D

[virtually dead]

So did I, but chica, fishy, and vividalin stole my innocence. :p

well...say 10 hail mary's tonight and you'll be fine :rolleyes:

[virtually dead]

is that not what happens?
well say a prayer for your dirty mind then :p

[virtually dead]

No...I didn't understand a word of that :rolleyes:
Bible talk :p
Jesus was a socialist was he not? well, Oscar Wilde says he was, and what Oscar says goes. :D

[virtually dead]

yes I do
Just over a year
Yes a few,

:D

[Kuiper]

yes I do
Just over a year
Yes a few,

:D

Name 'em! I used to know how to play Asleep on the piano, but forgot. :(

[virtually dead]

There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
Hand In Glove
Paint A Vulgar Picture
Unlovable
a bit off The Night Has Opened My Eyes
a bit off Back To The Old House
The Boy With The Thorn In His Side
Jeane
I Won't Share You
Shakespeare's Sister
Panic
Sheila Take A Bow
Girlfriend In A Coma
Stop Me...
I Know It's Over
Cemetry Gates

[virtually dead]

3333 posts..say something special :p

they are really fast and so quite hard to play

[Chartres]

My suggestion for the whole intro tape.

"Blue Rondo à la Turk" by Dave Brubeck
"Personliga Person" by Cornelis Vreeswijk (Scandinavia and NL only)
"Jacob's Ladder" by Bruce Springsteen (US only)
"Hall Of Mirrors" by Kraftwerk
"Subway Train" by The New York Dolls
"Police Oppresion" by Angelic Upstarts
"Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better" by The Locust
"New Noise" by Refused (UK only)
"The End Of The Tunnel Is Light Years Away" by The Bear Quartet
"Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine (South America only, for Pervo)
"Too Much Preasure" by The Selecters
"The Times They Are A Changing" by Bob Dylan
Entrance: "Dr Strangelove" by Necro
Exit: "Hoppipolla" by Sigur Rós

[Chartres]

^^I thought Blue Rondo à la Turk was the headlining band at The Smiths first concert? Unless they named themselves after that song, like how The Ordinary Boys, Panic! at the Disco, Pretty Girls Make Graves named themselves after Smiths/Morrissey songs?

Yes you're right but Dave Brubeck's (jazz artist) song came allready 1959.

[Chartres]

Ah, I see, thanks for the info. :)

Perhaps they were Dave Brubeck fans (like a friend of mine is)...

Nothing new that I've missed?

[thewarroom]

So what's been new in these parts?

[thewarroom]

Meat is Murder is a bit excessive...

[Chartres]

No. The trolls have been zapping some of my energy I normally put into The Homosexers. :rolleyes: Maybe we could add this song to the intro tape?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zlYoYipVXUE

Also, should we add a Smiths or Morrissey song or would that seem a little...excessive...because this project was born from Morrissey. :o

We can add it as a Europe only song since we don't have any such yet:D

[Chartres]

"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" as Exit song perhaps?

[thewarroom]

"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" as Exit song perhaps?

Yes. I like it :D .

[Chartres]

"Blue Rondo à la Turk" by Dave Brubeck
"Personliga Person" by Cornelis Vreeswijk (Scandinavia and NL only)
"Jacob's Ladder" by Bruce Springsteen (US only)
"From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea" by The Cure (Europe only)
"Hall Of Mirrors" by Kraftwerk
"Subway Train" by The New York Dolls
"Police Oppresion" by Angelic Upstarts
"Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better" by The Locust
"New Noise" by Refused (UK only)
"Hoppipolla" by Sigur Rós
"The End Of The Tunnel Is Light Years Away" by The Bear Quartet (Japan only)
"Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine (South America only, for Pervo)
"Too Much Preasure" by The Selecters
"The Times They Are A Changing" by Bob Dylan
Entrance: "Dr Strangelove" by Necro
Exit: "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" by The Smiths

Added "Hoppipolla" as a "regular" and then made The Cure and The Bear Quartet "part timers"

[Chartres]

I haven't heard many of those songs. Are there any YouTube links out there? (Because it's a lot easier than having to upload with Sendspace or Yousendit or anything)

Auch, you've missed many great songs. I'll look and see what I find.

And, we really need to have "My Way" by Frank Sinatra as exit song some tour(s).

[Chartres]

New Noise by Refused
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjjYHnbFRxU

Hoppipolla by Sigur Rós
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkP_NaMsrMM

Police Oppression by Angelic Upstarts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhrgxCyexk

Mom And Dad by The Bear Quartet (Couldn't find the right song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF6ukz7_YB0

The Times They Are A Changing by Bob Dylan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPrCdL_Oc2A

[Chartres]

Killing In The Name Of by RATM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VerfuJmxD6I

Jacob's Ladder by Bruce Springsteen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PzdAFwPALI

Live From The Russian Compound by The Locust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qoNXKqTvR0

[Strange Fear]

Name 'em! I used to know how to play Asleep on the piano, but forgot. :(

You knew how to play Asleep!?

[Kuiper]

You knew how to play Asleep!?

It was around a year ago when I was first getting into The Smiths. I wanted to learn how to play one of their songs on any instrument, and since I owned a keyboard it was an obvious choice. I forgot it several months ago though. :o

[Strange Fear]

It was around a year ago when I was first getting into The Smiths. I wanted to learn how to play one of their songs on any instrument, and since I owned a keyboard it was an obvious choice. I forgot it several months ago though. :o


That's great. That's probably one of the songs I really want to play. Well, I hope maybe one day you'll learn how to play it again.;)

[Kuiper]

That's great. That's probably one of the songs I really want to play. Well, I hope maybe one day you'll learn how to play it again.;)

A few weeks ago I recall attempting A Rush and a Push and Oscillate Wildly, figuring out a bit of both but then getting frustrated and distracted and I forgot to finish learning them. :p

[Strange Fear]

A few weeks ago I recall attempting A Rush and a Push and Oscillate Wildly, figuring out a bit of both but then getting frustrated and distracted and I forgot to finish learning them. :p

That's really cool, maybe you'll finish learning them. I know what you mean, I get distracted and frustrated easily too. Were you guys talking about opening songs and closing songs for shows?

[Kuiper]

That's really cool, maybe you'll finish learning them. I know what you mean, I get distracted and frustrated easily too. Were you guys talking about opening songs and closing songs for shows?

I think I am gonna try and finish learning those three songs. Maybe I'll try Trouble Loves Me or the beginning part of Pigsty.

Yeah we were talking about the intro tape and exit song for concerts. Chartres posted a couple youtube links to hear the suggested songs.

[Strange Fear]

I think I am gonna try and finish learning those three songs. Maybe I'll try Trouble Loves Me or the beginning part of Pigsty.

Yeah we were talking about the intro tape and exit song for concerts. Chartres posted a couple youtube links to hear the suggested songs.

Life is a Pigsty would be a great song to learn, I hope you get to that. I saw that you mentioned There is a Light, that does sound like a very good song for an exit, it always works great for Morrissey.

[Kuiper]

Life is a Pigsty would be a great song to learn, I hope you get to that. I saw that you mentioned There is a Light, that does sound like a very good song for an exit, it always works great for Morrissey.

Especially on Who Put the M in Manchester?. ;) That song and Shoplifters, the crowd was so into it, it was like they both became a living organism, feeding off of and contributing energy. Okay that's a bit of a hyperbole, but I just love those two songs so very, very much. :o There is a Light is a perfect ending song, which makes me wonder why on earth The Smiths always played it so early in the set, and usually between more lighthearted songs like I Want the One I Can't Have or Ask. :confused:

[Strange Fear]

Especially on Who Put the M in Manchester?. ;) That song and Shoplifters, the crowd was so into it, it was like they both became a living organism, feeding off of and contributing energy. Okay that's a bit of a hyperbole, but I just love those two songs so very, very much. :o There is a Light is a perfect ending song, which makes me wonder why on earth The Smiths always played it so early in the set, and usually between more lighthearted songs like I Want the One I Can't Have or Ask. :confused:


It was on the 7th page:(


I love how at one point during There is a Light, he puts his hand on his head, with a look of disbelief, like all the excitement couldn't really be happening.

[Kuiper]

Just in time for Robby to make fun of this in his make believe thread. :D

I like it when Moz stands there, hypnotized by the disco ball, I think it was during Happen Someday.

[Strange Fear]

We're not make believe, so HA! to him

I know, he looks so into it. It's funny but when he's looking at the disco ball he takes a quick look into the audience through the corner of his eye. Not to sound childish, but I just wonder if he was looking at Julia.

[Kuiper]

The whole DVD is thrillingly entertaining. I didn't notice him take a quick look at the audience, I'll have to watch it again. I like the shot during LMKY when he kind of bows a bit, hanging onto the microphone stand, just as Mikey starts playing the trumpet. I can't really describe why, but it justs look so...something. I don't know. :p

One of my favorite parts is when he introduces the band. "Born in braised in Berntook (or something that sounded similar :o), Boz Boorer", "born, we think, Alain Whyte", "born, for some reason, in Cleveland, Mikey Farrel", "there is no evidence I was actually born" :D I hope I got all the lines right, I probably didn't, my mind isn't so clear right now. :p

[Strange Fear]

It's really awesome. I think I know what part you mean, where he kind of makes this swift movement without letting go of the mic, I loooove that part.

Yeah I think you got it right.;)
You just forgot the part when Alain saids, "Actually in Camden." "He's trying to tell you he was born and braised in Camden town""

[Kuiper]

Yes I remember that. :D But Alain didn't write Come Back to Camden...think about it...or not...:o

I love it at the end, where Deano throws out the drumsticks, the replacement snares, all the stuff into the crowd. He does a great job at distributing it, and he is an excellent thrower. :D

[Strange Fear]

I know, whenever I throw papers they never make his distance.:o
I really like the video that they show of Manchester in the beginning, this is going to sound weird, but the first time I saw it I cried, it's just a really beautiful sight, especially because it's our Moz's hometown.

Do you have any new ideas for the band.

[Kuiper]

I don't really have any new ideas. You know, your mind cycles, you move on to new things, and after a little while you go back to older stuff. So I think we'll all be buzzing about this thread in just a couple days. Right now though I've got other stuff on my mind. :o

[Strange Fear]

It's sad to say this thread hadn't really crossed my mind either. It scares me when other things can preoccupy our minds so much.

[Kuiper]

This idea will be really fresh in around a week. I know it will be. ;)

But of course we can hijack this thread! :D
A topic...
Eye colors
There are a handful of common types, but there doesn't seem to be as many really rare ones as I expect. What unusual color for an eye do you think would look good and what unusual color for an eye do you think would look bad? Remember that most of what humans consider "normal" in terms of appearance is based on what we are used to as babies, so common eye colors seem very normal and uncommon ones seem very abnormal.

I think indigo eyes would be beautiful. I've heard some people have slightly violet eyes, but I have yet to see any evidence. But I wish I had indigo eyes. Orange eyes would not look good I think, it just looks...unhealthy...to me.

[Strange Fear]

Indigo eyes would look beautiful, and the violet ones sound very cool. Orange eyes would look a bit scary. Tan colored eyes would also look very scary.
I love the color of Moz's eyes, a dark blue that many times shine beautifully in light.:D

[Kuiper]

See, now this is expert thread hijacking. :D

[Strange Fear]

Definitley is :D

I was just wondering if you like the movie Tommy Boy?

[Kuiper]

Yes I do. :D I haven't seen it in so long though, I can't remember many specific quotes, but I think I can remember the gist of a lot of the scenes.

Have you ever seen Groundhog Day?

[Strange Fear]

Cool.:D "Luke, Luke, I am your faaaaaaaaather" It's one of my favorite comedies.
I also love Groundhog Day, I think I would also go a bit crazy if Sonny and Cher woke me up every morning.:p

[Chartres]

Found these two as I wrote and forgot. Not too pleased with them, unreleased demos perhaps.

You've Had Her
Yes you've had her
but she did not want you
you're a child of your age
looking out your window
did you even know her name?
You've had her allthough
she misstook her feelings for
freedom for any guilt
no need fro explanation
people can't say "no" these days
atleast nobody knows
atleaste her
whom you've had
so dream on for you
for you this isn't about
the hunt
you've had her
you've had her
so there's no reason to complaint
(Gloria in excelsis Deo)

She Sailed Away
She sailed away
across the earth
the dirty land
travelling on dust
He sailed away
of pure boredom
and so he looked
to the ground where he
stod and he froze
Someone stayed home
someone stayed home
and was safe

[Chartres]

Oops, found another one.


This Elevator Is Slow
even though this elevator is slow
allthough my stalker is not looking
on my back
allthough my stalker is not looking
i always get the feeling that the
stalking is my own benefit
so i turned around towards him
and introduce myself
and he replies "sure Steppie, i know
who you are,
you think this elevator is slow,
there's a opera about that
but take that beret and your
red wine, and go to the twenties
when you were really free
let's find yourself at the brink of
ragnarök
what you need is a boy and not a
saint"
I said "want to stay in bed”

[Chartres]

You had posted You've Had Her and This Elevator is Slow before, but we've never seen She Sailed Away. I like all three of them. :)

Hehe, my memory sometimes. Didn't even knew I had written it:p

[Kuiper]

Bump so it doesn't get archived. Now, let's move onto other threads, just bumping this every other month. :p