The Official Off-Topic Thread

[Sir Alec]

Okay guys here are the rules:
This thread is designed for off-topic conversations that have little or no place even in the off-topic section. For now on I'd like to see all random conversations about looks, interests, what color your ceiling is, that you just stubbed your toe, that you want to kiss Chica on the cheek, what clothes you wear to bars and parties, why you think they call me Sir, why Roxy Music puts attractive women on a lot of their albums covers, how expensive your heating bill was last winter, how silly emoticons are, why I am still addicted to the internet even at this age, real life social interaction (if any exists), popsicles, length/girth, gay porn, the effects of multinational corporate globalization on the average person, my red striped speedo, the best hair product for a quiff, guitars and bass guitars, American politics and it's affects on the world particularly 3rd world nations, racism in modern society, lube, and other things of that matter.

Go fucking nuts!

[chica]

Heaven knows we needed this! :D

[Sir Alec]

We need to get the ball rolling here. So lets start a random conversation...

...say... about that porn stuff.

[Danielledelu]

I think they call you Sir,


My celing has Moz on it. I painted a pic from the M, manchester DVD its really cool, it was the brick wall that said NO in white, I loved that image, it was so defiant.

I can't wait to buy a pumpkin so we can get all the seeds out and bake them, I really dont like going to drama club anymore..were doing Much ado about nothing, I play Secoal.. I really loved the Smiths.. Smiths and Moz are so much before my time. Yes I would kiss Chica on the hand.. as a friend.. im about to go eat onion rings...im also listening to the live version of I know its over.

[Danielledelu]

What porn stuff, we have really horrible porn... me and my friends always wanted to make a lesbian porn..

[Sir Alec]

^making it certainly isn't easy. The lighting can be a huge issue. If you can't see anything, whats the point? The human factor is also problematic. It is hard to make porn without de-humanizing the actors. It takes some skill to make it seem real.

[Danielledelu]

yeah porn prolly is hard to make.. i never thought about that..
I should give more credit to those directors

[DeliciousDemon]

I think the hardest thing is having to make breaks "in the heat of the action". You're just about to have a triple orgasm with some worsest-covers-ever-Tino-boytoy-lookalike and the director screams "CUT!"

boo-hoo!

[chica]

I like it when there are more characters (except when one or more of them are senior citizens! :eek: ) I hate when actresses look like they are wrapping presents or doing something similarly boring. There was one blonde who looked like she was having fun, and that was really cool! :cool:

[DeliciousDemon]

you like groups?

what do you like? more men on one or two women or more women on one or two men?

[the more you explore me!]

so this thread has been here 1o mins and it's already about porn:rolleyes:

[Sir Alec]

I think the hardest thing is having to make breaks "in the heat of the action". You're just about to have a triple orgasm with some worsest-covers-ever-Tino-boytoy-lookalike and the director screams "CUT!"

boo-hoo!

And you have experience with this?

[chica]

I like two men - one woman or 2 couples best (that blonde was in the latter)
Oh, and needless to say - two men gay porn sounds fabulous, but I've never seen it

[Sir Alec]

I like two men - one woman or 2 couples best (that blonde was in the latter)
Oh, and needless to say - two men gay porn sounds fabulous, but I've never seen it

And you have experience with this?

[chica]

Viewing experience!

[DeliciousDemon]

And you have experience with this?

Of course. Tons.

[Sir Alec]

Viewing experience!

If your ever interested in directing just get another gay man, get a camera, and pay us each 15% of the sales.

[chica]

15%? Why so modest?

[Sir Alec]

Of course. Tons.

Seriously? You have literal experience in pornographic movies? Okay, okay I've used a video camera or two, but damn boy, you were doing that shit for real!

[Sir Alec]

15%? Why so modest?

okay make it 1/3rd each. And give us all free copies.

[DeliciousDemon]

Seriously? You have literal experience in pornographic movies? Okay, okay I've used a video camera or two, but damn boy, you were doing that shit for real!

Well, if you count watching Louis Theroux trying to get into the depths of porn industry as doing it for real then yes, I'm a PhD ;)

[the more you explore me!]

Of course. Tons.

so you've been involved in that industry or are you joking!

[chica]

okay make it 1/3rd each. And give us all free copies.
Now tell me seriously, would it bother you to be in a porn movie? And if you mean it, why didn't you ever try to do that? You've certainly got the equipment...

[Sir Alec]

Now tell me seriously, would it bother you to be in a porn movie? And if you mean it, why didn't you ever try to do that? You've certainly got the equipment...

No, not at all, but only if the people in it were people I trusted. I have made some funny sexual videos in the past, and if you consider that porn, then yes I have.

:o oh why do you always bring up my member?

[chica]

:o oh why do you always bring up my member?
As you pointed out, I like it! :eek:

[Sir Alec]

As you pointed out, I like it! :eek:

:o :o :o x1000

Actually I've heard it all before. Its just nice ot hear you say it.

[El Manzo]

Porn today is boring. No passion in it. I was looking at one of those porn channels on the web the other night and I almost fell asleep. Everything seems to be fake...and what I don't understand is why the 99% of the movies is ending with a male actor or two or 145 masturbating themself.

[the more you explore me!]

As you pointed out, I like it! :eek:

so talking to chica brings up sir alec's member!

[Codreanu]

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Dammit! ... thread ... won't ... burn ... :mad:

[chica]

so talking to chica brings up sir alec's member!
I wouldn't know about that!

[chica]

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Dammit! ... thread ... won't ... burn ... :mad:
Cod, this is the first time a post made me literally cry!

[Sir Alec]

I wouldn't know about that!

And you won't... ever.

I don't mean to bring you down from your fun, but I have a line that will never be crossed about the current state of my memeber related to the members of this forum.

[Sir Alec]

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Dammit! ... thread ... won't ... burn ... :mad:

You can't kill something that is already dead

[chica]

I don't mean to bring you down from your fun, but I have a line that will never be crossed about the current state of my memeber related to the members of this forum.
It's always good to have a guiding principle! ;)

[the more you explore me!]

Porn today is boring. No passion in it. I was looking at one of those porn channels on the web the other night and I almost fell asleep. Everything seems to be fake...and what I don't understand is why the 99% of the movies is ending with a male actor or two or 145 masturbating themself.


because it is fake, it's not real, it's an industry that earns billions.. so it's a factory line. real sex has passion in it, if not love then lust, real sex you don't have to worry about the best position for the camera or being directed or to do something at a certain time for this/that camera shot!
well i don't understand that either, is it about STDs or HIV or is it about control of the women!!! don't know or understand:(

[Sir Alec]

because it is fake, it's not real, it's an industry that earn billions.. so it's a factory line. real sex has passion in it, if not love then lust, real sex you don't have to worry about the best position for the camera or being directed to do something at a certain time for this camera shot!
well i don't understand that either is about STDs or HIV or is it about control of the women!!! don't know or understand:(

This is my biggest concern. I call it the de-huminization factor that takes away all the realism and emotion from it. I'm not talking about a story line. I'm talking about porn that when you see it makes you think 'hey that is exactly how I feel when doing it'. That kinda porn is almost non-existent.

Even worst is the sense of domination of women that is common in porn. Example: *** shots, 50% of the scenes involving anal sex, and the fact that most female pronstars never reach an orgasm on the set.

[chica]

But are you saying there was a time when things were better or all of that simply comes with the territory?

[Sir Alec]

But are you saying there was a time when things were better or all of that simply comes with the territory?

Yes there was a time called the 70s.

Edit: Just Kidding

[El Manzo]

because it is fake, it's not real, it's an industry that earn billions.. so it's a factory line. real sex has passion in it, if not love then lust, real sex you don't have to worry about the best position for the camera or being directed to do something at a certain time for this camera shot!
well i don't understand that either is about STDs or HIV or is it about control of the women!!! don't know or understand:(

You're right. A huge business.
I am sure our friend Rocco will join us soon. Mr. Siffredi (or Sifredi) this is your thread. We want to see your avatar here!

[DeliciousDemon]

, and the fact that most female pronstars never reach an orgasm on the set.

well, i hate to break this to you but that kinda reflects the situation in real life because a vast majority of women don't reach orgasms frequently, some even never.

[chica]

OK, I'll just edit this post then :)

[Sir Alec]

well, i hate to break this to you but that kinda reflects the situation in real life too because a vast majority of women don't reach orgasms frequently, some even never.

I know this all to well. I was 18 once you know? 1,2,3,4...20 DONE!

[the more you explore me!]

This is my biggest concern. I call it the de-huminization factor that takes away all the realism and emotion from it. I'm not talking about a story line. I'm talking about porn that when you see it makes you think 'hey that is exactly how I feel when doing it'. That kinda porn is almost non-existent.

Even worst is the sense of domination of women that is common in porn. Example: *** shots, 50% of the scenes involving anal sex, and the fact that most female pronstars never reach an orgasm on the set.

well put young man...
i put some quotes on the unpleasant thread from ex porn stars.
there is no respect because of the money invovled.

[the more you explore me!]

But are you saying there was a time when things were better or all of that simply comes with the territory?

watch that film boogie nights (while is a fictonal story/film, it's shows what it was like in the 70s)

[chica]

well put young man...
i put some quotes on the unpleasant thread from ex porn stars.
there is no respect because of the money invovled.
But we're not generous enough to think of their well being while we enjoy fruits of their hard work!

[DeliciousDemon]

I know this all to well. I was 18 once you know? 1,2,3,4...20 DONE!

It's not just that.

Factors are both physical and psychological as most women have perfectly capable and skilled partners, lenghty sex, all boxes thicked and still .. no end result.

The real problem is is that this is a taboo rarely anyone talks about. Women fake because they're afraid of hurting their partners feelings, they are not comfortable about talking to their friends because they are afraid of being judged (not everyone is like girls in sex&the city) so they go about life pretending that everything's ok and it's not.

It's not everyone's case and not everyone's bored having sex and not having an orgasm but cumulative effect creates undoubtable frustration. I've had it with my ex and it was one of the reasons why we drifted apart, silently but still.

[chica]

watch that film boogie nights (while is a fictonal story/film, it's shows what it was like in the 70s)
Eww, P.T. Anderson... I hated "Magnolia"! So pointless a movie...

[the more you explore me!]

Eww, P.T. Anderson... I hated "Magnolia"! So pointless a movie...

so you didn't like tom cruise's character then!

well the other i've seen once when it was on the telly (like magnolia)
no not great movies!

[Sir Alec]

It's not just that.

Factors are both physical and psychological as most women have perfectly capable and skilled partners, lenghty sex, all boxes thicked and still .. no end result.

The real problem is is that this is a taboo rarely anyone talks about. Women fake because they're afraid of hurting their partners feelings, they are not comfortable about talking to their friends because they are afraid of being judged (not everyone is like girls in sex&the city) so they go about life pretending that everything's ok and it's not.

It's not everyone's case and not everyone's bored having sex and not having an orgasm but cumulative effect creates undoubtable frustration. I've had it with my ex and it was one of the reasons why we drifted apart, silently but still.

Trust me I've faced this problem before, but I'm lucky (or unlucky if you look at it some ways). It takes me a long time to reach an orgasm than usual, close to 15 minutes. I know, its not always the time it takes, and its more of a psychological problem most of the time, but I still couldn't tell you anyone I know that has faked before. I'd have to hunt a lot of people down. I'm sure there are a few. I am a sensitive boy, so who knows who has lied in the past?

[chica]

Factors are both physical and psychological as most women have perfectly capable and skilled partners, lenghty sex, all boxes thicked and still .. no end result.
I have a technical question for the guys: not every woman can come due to mere penetration. So are you OK with her using her fingers for clitoral stimulation during the intercourse, or have you ever considered wearing that thing - I don't know what it's called or what it looks like - apparently some ring with something on it... help?

[Sir Alec]

I have a technical question for the guys: not every woman can come due to mere penetration. So are you OK with her using her fingers for clitoral stimulation during the intercourse, or have you ever considered wearing that thing - I don't know what it's called or what it looks like - apparently some ring with something on it... help?

I think you're thinking of a cock ring, but I don't know if they come with clitoral stimulating devices on them or not. I think they come in packs of 3 or 4.

[chica]

I think you're thinking of a cock ring, but I don't know if they come with clitoral stimulating devices on them or not. I think they come in packs of 3 or 4.
So what's their role? And what about clitoral stimulation then?

[the more you explore me!]

I have a technical question for the guys: not every woman can come due to mere penetration. So are you OK with her using her fingers for clitoral stimulation during the intercourse, or have you ever considered wearing that thing - I don't know what it's called or what it looks like - apparently some ring with something on it... help?

well it's ok with me! i don't know what it is called either! why not if it works. but boys get your head and mouth down there.
why did god in his wisdom make it easy for guys to come and not the women too....

[chica]

why did god in his wisdom make it easy for guys to come and not the women too....
:rolleyes:
...anyone?
...still waiting for an answer... ;)

[Sir Alec]

well it's ok with me! i don't know what it is called either! why not if it works. but boys get your head and mouth down there.

This is how I greet people.


why did god in his wisdom make it easy for guys to come and not the women too....

So we would fuck more often and continue the species.

[the more you explore me!]

This is how I greet people.



So we would fuck more often and continue the species.


ha ha.... so sir you spend most of time on your knees!!!!

but just think if it was easy for women too as it was for men then i guess the world would have lot's of babies and more happiness and long lasting relationships.... i'm i naive!

[chica]

why you think they call me Sir,

This is how I greet people.
Question answered! :D

[Sir Alec]

ha ha.... so sir you spend most of time on your knees!!!!

Easily 5% of my life involves getting on my knees.

That is prolly a good 75% of my sex life.

So yes Chica, question answered.


but just think if it was easy for women too as it was for men then i guess the world would have lot's of babies and more happiness and long lasting relationships.... i'm i naive!

If we had two sets of sexes with the same enjoyment and drive for sex this world would be a much more violent place.

[DeliciousDemon]

I think that a guy, if he really cares for you, would even walk upside down to make you reach an orgasm. So, cock rings, fingers, buzzing ducks, model airplanes ... you name it and he'll make it happen.

And for all those who take everything I say very seriously - apart from the fingers, I haven't tried any of the above but I am tempted with a few ;)

[chica]

Tell me then Sir, what's more pleasant, going down on women or men?

[Busy Clippers]

As my old volleyball coach used to say, "Y'all have gone BUCK WILD!!!"

[the more you explore me!]

Easily 5% of my life involves getting on my knees.

That is prolly a good 75% of my sex life.

So yes Chica, question answered.



If we had two sets of sexes with the same enjoyment and drive for sex this world would be a much more violent place.

well i didn't think of it like that, thank you are a sir!

well i just thought i was turning into a hippie!

well now, i going off here as i need my sleep!

thank you all

:)

[Sir Alec]

Tell me then Sir, what's more pleasant, going down on women or men?

Women are more pleasant to please, but men are just meant for it. I can't really decide, but I will say women take practice.

[DeliciousDemon]

As my old volleyball coach used to say, "Y'all have gone BUCK WILD!!!"

I know, I think I'm changing my nickname after tonight.

Tomorrow ... new and improved ... ;)

[chica]

Good night tmyem!, we'll make sure you miss all the fun! :D

[Sir Alec]

As my old volleyball coach used to say, "Y'all have gone BUCK WILD!!!"

Obviously you didn't see the location I am in.

[chica]

I can't really decide, but I will say women take practice.
Probably the opposite sex takes practice, because if you know what would please you, you know what would please your partner if you're the same sex
P.S. There are some things I have to do but I'll be back soon (and I hate the way this sounds in this thread :rolleyes: )

[Sir Alec]

Probably the opposite sex takes practice, because if you know what would please you, you know what would please your partner if you're the same sex

Ahhh yes, men are easier because I can relate to them. Gotta do the old ***** 'n' **** with a ****** *****... Oh, dear lord.

Edit: too much *slaps face*

[chica]

Damn, I can't go now! :mad:
Would you tell us more about your technique, kind Sir?

[Pervomartovtsi]

what's the problem with me, I regret that I studied the whole day... I missed this topic!!! :(

[chica]

Oh it's still here Pervo... you wanna share something?

[Pervomartovtsi]

I can share that one time I watched an Incredible porn movie probably the only one that I was interested in the plot,it was called "THE DIARY" and it's second part "THE DIARY II"...

[chica]

No, it's not enough. What was it about? :rolleyes:

[Denia]

i'm assuming it involved a whole lotta nakedness..

[Pervomartovtsi]

it began with a jacuzzi scene,then there was a lot of sex , and then some war stuff, then a flashback to the young days of the female protagonist...then more sex between her and every person she knew,and between other characters ...then some plot...then the present,then the we come back to the jacuzzi...well it was a masterpiece

[chica]

well it was a masterpiece
Certainly sounds like it! :D
But since you prefer studying ... We can kill this thread and turn it into a product of a nerd convention...

[Pervomartovtsi]

ha ha ha...I'd rather sex than study...in any situation...no doubts

and look you are almost on 1000 posts...!!!

it amazing taht just in a week you wen't from 500 to 1000

[chica]

Noooo, it's BAAAAD :eek:
Today is the last day of my holidays though, so I'll have less time to waste surfing the internet. Tomorrow I won't be so busy but Tuesday will be hectic.
I've left you a picture of me in Members Pics thread in case you miss me ;)

[Pervomartovtsi]

it's in my wallpaper by now

[chica]

Good! I was counting on you, Pervo! :D

[Pervomartovtsi]

always cunt me in

[chica]

Spell check before someone sees this! Although, it is in the right thread... :rolleyes:

[Pervomartovtsi]

did you thought it was an error?

[chica]

Let's say I was HOPING it was... :eek:
What did this thread do to you?! :D

[Pervomartovtsi]

it woke porno pervo the demon that was asleep a long time

[Cot3]

Hahaha... i can see that finally somebody made a thread to share the things that really matter!!!... nice!

[Sir Alec]

^I did it with the intention of releasing the inner Sir Alec in all you.

[wolve]

For crying out loud, I haven't even reached the age of maturity and I've read things that even my parents didn't know! (but a nice topic though :rolleyes: - as long as it's not always about SEX, for I haven't got lots to say about that. Due to lack of experience of course ;) )

[wolve]

Oh, and:


Noooo, it's BAAAAD
Today is the last day of my holidays though, so I'll have less time to waste surfing the internet. Tomorrow I won't be so busy but Tuesday will be hectic.
I've left you a picture of me in Members Pics thread in case you miss me

What do you do for a living/study?

[chica]

What do you do for a living/study?
Exploiting my parents/study political science. Which I was kind of afraid of revealing because of some highly uneducated questions I asked in the political orientation thread. :o

[DeliciousDemon]

Really? You study political science? Get out!! ME TOO! ;)

[chica]

NOOOO!
I didn't realize you have that in Wyoming?!
I thought you were a farmer or something :confused:
Well, do you have a farm?

[DeliciousDemon]

I'm in a distance-learning programme. In the day I work at the farm, feed the animals, trim them, clean after them, help my dad in the fields and in the evening, under the light of the candle, I study and write my papers and try to meet all the deadlines.

Once every week I go to the local library to use the only available computer in the whole county. I re-type everything and send it to my virtual mentors by e-mail. My dad promised that, once we install electricity on the farm, he will buy me a computer and then I might be able to do most stuff at home!! Whoohoo!!

My aim is to become a first african-american, lesbian, single mother female president of the USA! And did I mention I'm also disabled?

[DeliciousDemon]

Hey people but to tell you - I had, like, the WIERDEST dream ever last night.

I dreamt that Moz had a concert in my country ... errr Wyoming ... and that Cod rang me (?? don't know how he ended up in my dream) and told me he was going to come here by car. After a while he showed up and told me that someone took his car by mistake and that we need to find that person because Cod has his car and he/she has Cod's car. Some time later I was taking a bath and I saw a giant cockroach in the bathroom (mind you, it was very bright so slim chances of that happening for real) and I sat in my bath and screamed for my mother.

I think studying stress is really driving me nuts.

And EDIT: I don't know what happened to Cod's car at the end. Another story without proper closure .. :sobs:

[the more you explore me!]

Hey people but to tell you - I had, like, the WIERDEST dream ever last night.

I dreamt that Moz had a concert in my country ... errr Wyoming ... and that Cod rang me (?? don't know how he ended up in my dream) and told me he was going to come here by car. After a while he showed up and told me that someone took his car by mistake and that we need to find that person because Cod has his car and he/she has Cod's car. Some time later I was taking a bath and I saw a giant cockroach in the bathroom (mind you, it was very bright so slim chances of that happening for real) and I sat in my bath and screamed for my mother.

I think studying stress is really driving me nuts.

And EDIT: I don't know what happened to Cod's car at the end. Another story without proper closure .. :sobs:

may be you will dream of Codreanu's car tonight!
sounds like an interesting life on a farm and studying. i think it's kind of wonderful.:)

[Codreanu]

Hey people but to tell you - I had, like, the WIERDEST dream ever last night.

I dreamt that Moz had a concert in my country ... errr Wyoming ... and that Cod rang me (?? don't know how he ended up in my dream) and told me he was going to come here by car. After a while he showed up and told me that someone took his car by mistake and that we need to find that person because Cod has his car and he/she has Cod's car. Some time later I was taking a bath and I saw a giant cockroach in the bathroom (mind you, it was very bright so slim chances of that happening for real) and I sat in my bath and screamed for my mother.

I think studying stress is really driving me nuts.

And EDIT: I don't know what happened to Cod's car at the end. Another story without proper closure .. :sobs:
How was my hair?

[DeliciousDemon]

as far as I remember it was good though you were really upset about the car so I was more focusing on helping you out then on judging your looks. You were wearing a red t-shirt and a denim jacket, the car we were looking for was red or dark red, I was living in a house (not a flat) and it seemed as if it was somewhere in the UK or east coast USA (but I'm not too sure, it certainly wasn't the city I live in for real!)

I woke up and I was really puzzled how you ended up in my dream. I suppose strange things come to you when you're in a lot of stress ...

Nice meeting you though :D

[Busy Clippers]

You were wearing a red t-shirt and a denim jacket, the car we were looking for was red or dark red
Nice meeting you though :D

Did he and the car perhaps look like this???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/General.jpg

[chica]

as far as I remember it was good though you were really upset about the car
Of course he was! *whispers:OCD...*

You were wearing a red t-shirt and a denim jacket
How about his cut-off sweatpants (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=365546&postcount=122)? :D

[DeliciousDemon]

Did he and the car perhaps look like this???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/General.jpg

No, that looks like a car he accidentally got - he was looking for his really bland Ford - although I wouldn't know what Ford looks like!

[DeliciousDemon]

Of course he was! *whispers:OCD...*

How about his cut-off sweatpants (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=365546&postcount=122)? :D

I thought weren't talking about my boytoy Tino here? :D

[hatfull]

I have a crush on someone. I am surely too old for this now?

[chica]

I thought weren't talking about my boytoy Tino here? :D
I feel strangely tempted to play in photoshop now :eek:

[geisha_scarlet]

*Stands up, runs my hands thru my curly red hair* Um, yeah I'm Geisha Scarlet, I'm a newbie to this marvelous site. And I have a infatuation with Steven Patrick Morrissey. Some would say, it's a little unhealthy.....

[drunken goldfish]

I have a crush on someone. I am surely too old for this now?

Crushes are fun, you're never too old for them! So who is it? ;)

[the more you explore me!]

I have a crush on someone. I am surely too old for this now?

shouldn't that be in the confessions & no your not to old!

[the more you explore me!]

*Stands up, runs my hands thru my curly red hair* Um, yeah I'm Geisha Scarlet, I'm a newbie to this marvelous site. And I have a infatuation with Steven Patrick Morrissey. Some would say, it's a little unhealthy.....


hello geisha scarlet, welcome. i adore red hair and the curly reds are the best! and i think most of us do with that chap you've just mentioned. no it's not unhealthy, but lots of fried food is!

:)

[wolve]

Dearest Chica, it hasn't been the same without you today.
Please, let us how your non-holiday day was and if everything is alright.

Yours forever.

;)

[hatfull]

Crushes are fun, you're never too old for them! So who is it? ;)


shouldn't that be in the confessions & no your not to old!

Well, maybe it should be confessions, but it is off topic!!! He's a guy at my uni, and I wouldn'd do anything about it, too busy, too stressed, and he has 'trouble' written all over him. But I can look! He's not really good looking,but he's very kind of brooding and mysterious. And clever.

[Busy Clippers]

Well, maybe it should be confessions, but it is off topic!!! He's a guy at my uni, and I wouldn'd do anything about it, too busy, too stressed, and he has 'trouble' written all over him. But I can look! He's not really good looking,but he's very kind of brooding and mysterious. And clever.

Clever is the thing, isn't it? If they were brooding and mysterious but stupid, it wouldn't be the same.

[chica]

Well, maybe it should be confessions, but it is off topic!!! He's a guy at my uni, and I wouldn'd do anything about it, too busy, too stressed, and he has 'trouble' written all over him. But I can look! He's not really good looking,but he's very kind of brooding and mysterious. And clever.
Sir Alec?!!!

[hatfull]

Sir Alec?!!!
No, I don't go to uni with him, and I thought he had a girlfriend!!! I'm sure he's lovely though


Clever is the thing, isn't it? If they were brooding and mysterious but stupid, it wouldn't be the same.

You are sooo right. I like my men passionate, firey, brooding and clever. They have to have a real spark to them But I'm just going to look

[Busy Clippers]

You are sooo right. I like my men passionate, firey, brooding and clever. They have to have a real spark to them But I'm just going to look

Sometimes that is best. :) Keeps you alert!

[hatfull]

Yep. My life is too busy right now! I'll change my mind soon anyway

[Sir Alec]

No, I don't go to uni with him, and I thought he had a girlfriend!!! I'm sure he's lovely though

:o Now I wish I went to uni with you. I don't really come off as any of those above. I am just quiet, intent on keeping my thought, and extremely speculative most of the time. Don't expect me to come to you.

[hatfull]

ahhh!!! I'm the same!! I may like him, but I would rather eat glass than tell him.

[chica]

Got well, Sir Alec? JD instead of Nyquil tonight?

[Sir Alec]

Got well, Sir Alec? JD instead of Nyquil tonight?

I am having my special someone over to have dinner at 9 so all drinks will have to wait until then. Sorry to let you down. I'm still kinda sick, but now I just have a cough, stuffy nose, and really really nasally voice.

[chica]

I'm still kinda sick, but now I just have a cough, stuffy nose, and really really nasally voice.
Oh joy! Your special someone will be all over you! :D :p

[hatfull]

I got a bit drunk with my crush before I came on solo last night. But I'm just looking... ( This should maybe be in confessions. But it is off topic. Oh, I don't know)

[Busy Clippers]

I got a bit drunk with my crush before I came on solo last night. But I'm just looking... ( This should maybe be in confessions. But it is off topic. Oh, I don't know)

You sure are looking from up close! :D :D

[hatfull]

I know.. I'm asking for trouble. But he doesn't know (i'm pretty good at hiding these things) and I'll never tell no matter how tempted I am!

[Sir Alec]

I know.. I'm asking for trouble. But he doesn't know (i'm pretty good at hiding these things) and I'll never tell no matter how tempted I am!

Whenever I hold in an attraction like that, especially for someone I'd see daily or often, the tension breaks badly. How does it work out for you?

[hatfull]

Ummm... to be honest, I'll probabily change my mind about liking him in the first place before long, something else will come along and distract me (crisps or something). I'll be fine!

[WhyteGrrrl]

I like two men - one woman or 2 couples best (that blonde was in the latter)
Oh, and needless to say - two men gay porn sounds fabulous, but I've never seen it

It IS fabulous!

[the more you explore me!]

I like two men - one woman or 2 couples best (that blonde was in the latter)
Oh, and needless to say - two men gay porn sounds fabulous, but I've never seen it

i saw some gay prawns on spongebob squarepants once! it looks kind of wet and sticky.

[the more you explore me!]

Ummm... to be honest, I'll probabily change my mind about liking him in the first place before long, something else will come along and distract me (crisps or something). I'll be fine!


walkers or golden wonder!

[wolve]

does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?

[chica]

Hey wolve, we missed you last night! I'm beginning to wonder if your body ruled your mind at that time... :D

[wolve]

it was my mind, chica, my mind

[Cot3]

does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?

I dunno...

[chica]

"...women only like me
for my mind..." :p

[wolve]

Still, it's true. Why does your gender or body always have to be an obstacle?

[chica]

Not an obstacle, it's just something you have. And things you have should make you feel better. In one way or another, whatever you chose to do with them. Because they are yours, right? It is your choice ;)
I don't understand what I've just said, any clarification would be welcome! :eek:

[the more you explore me!]

Not an obstacle, it's just something you have. And things you have should make you feel better. In one way or another, whatever you chose to do with them. Because they are yours, right? It is your choice ;)
I don't understand what I've just said, any clarification would be welcome! :eek:

that is right chica. your body is yours, you should use it as you see fit but also make the right choice and to protect yourself and others.

[chica]

I haven't been here for a while (shocking, I know!) because I forgot to pay for the internet this month so they turned it off :rolleyes:
There, I just wanted you to know that I didn't vanish without saying goodbye (as I'm sure some of you might want to spank me for that! :eek: )

So what I was up to without you:

*I dreamt Pervo and I were on a school trip (and we did all the usual things that people do on school trips! :eek: )

*My Mom asked me what I will do IF I graduate (always supportive, bless her heart! :) )

*Yesterday was full moon so I was wondering how was wolve, but I wasn't able to ask her because of the !#@$%^&@ cable company!

[Dupree]

Yes, yesteday was a wonderful full moon, wasn't it? There I was drunkenly jabbering away to it in the forest. Simply wonderful!

[wolve]

*Yesterday was full moon so I was wondering how was wolve, but I wasn't able to ask her because of the !#@$%^&@ cable company!


The usual...hiding in the forest, biting and fighting, howling, then waking up in the morning all naked under a tree

[chica]

I missed all the fun! :(
Wolve, have you made Dupree a werewolf too? What was she doing in the forest?

[the more you explore me!]

I missed all the fun! :(
Wolve, have you made Dupree a werewolf too? What was she doing in the forest?

they had me to control them, with a whip and a chair.

next time pay the bill we missed you.

[chica]

Were you wearing your cowboy outfit or a rubber dress?

[the more you explore me!]

Were you wearing your cowboy outfit or a rubber dress?

no. it was my special Ringleaders (of the tormentors) outfit. not much call for it from my clients. but i've got a couple who ask for it. their first names are Alain and johnny, and they always bring their guitars to play, strange boys!

[Dupree]

Wolve, have you made Dupree a werewolf too? What was she doing in the forest?

I was playing skittles in the New Forest! Then I got very, very drunk and ventured out to explore...but I don't remember much after that...all I remember is hearing Ganglord and this morning I woke up with this huge bite mark on my wrist and scratches on my arms...

Weird..

[chica]

Dupree, that's awful! I hope you realise now why it is better to be explored than to explore ;)

[wolve]

I was playing skittles in the New Forest! Then I got very, very drunk and ventured out to explore...but I don't remember much after that...all I remember is hearing Ganglord and this morning I woke up with this huge bite mark on my wrist and scratches on my arms...

Didn't we have fun last night, Dupree? ;)
For now, I shall retire in my cave till the next full moon

[the more you explore me!]

I was playing skittles in the New Forest! Then I got very, very drunk and ventured out to explore...but I don't remember much after that...all I remember is hearing Ganglord and this morning I woke up with this huge bite mark on my wrist and scratches on my arms...

Weird..

i don't remember when you "ventured out to explore" wasn't i in or didn't hear the door being knocked!

[the more you explore me!]

I was playing skittles in the New Forest! Then I got very, very drunk and ventured out to explore...but I don't remember much after that...all I remember is hearing Ganglord and this morning I woke up with this huge bite mark on my wrist and scratches on my arms...

Weird..

i don't remember when you "ventured out to explore" wasn't i in or didn't i hear the door being knocked!

[wolve]

Chica, aren't you watching football on the television? It's Serbia - Belgium. Guess who'll win :p

[chica]

Chica, aren't you watching football on the television? It's Serbia - Belgium. Guess who'll win :p
What were you saying, wolve? :p

[drunken goldfish]

^^Ooh, trouble in paradise? :p (I'm just jealous ;) ).

[chica]

She left me for Dupree. :(
I suppose they are both howling at the moon now... together in the woods... http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/014.gif

[drunken goldfish]

Hmm, is Dupree a boy or a girl?

[chica]

She-e is a gi-irl... and a good lo-ooking one too... *sobs* A-and she ha-as big he-eadphones and bi-ig sunglasses... And I doooon't...! *collapses on the floor*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Dupree/Mephones1-1.jpg

[Sir Alec]

Chica, its gonna be okay. Want some Ice-cream? A soda? Wanna go play put-put golf?

[chica]

*sniffles* What's put-put golf? It sounds nice. What do you put where? (I feel better already!:))

[DeliciousDemon]

is it ok to be scared of the tv series and hide from it ?

[Sir Alec]

*sniffles* What's put-put golf? It sounds nice. What do you put where? (I feel better already!:))

Its mini-golf, but I have a feeling you think it is something else. I'll describe it in the dirtiest way possible.:

You take big long rods and hit balls into tiny little holes. The best way to play put-put golf is to bend your knees and use hip motion when driving the ball into the hole.

[chica]

You take big long rods and hit balls into tiny little holes. The best way to play put-put golf is to bend your knees and use hip motion when driving the ball into the hole.
Oh, does it take practice? I guess this hip motion thing has to be absolutely exhausting! :eek: Can you get sore butt muscles after put-put golf?

is it ok to be scared of the tv series and hide from it ?
Yes, if it's Rosa Salvaje! :D

[Dupree]

Imagine my shock when I click on this thread to see a big picture of myself!!

Yes, I am a girl. Well, more like a shewolf after last night - hehe :)

[Sir Alec]

Oh, does it take practice? I guess this hip motion thing has to be absolutely exhausting! :eek: Can you get sore butt muscles after put-put golf?

No, it is easy to play, unless you play extreme mini-golf which includes timing yourself as you play to finish the quickest. It is hard when under pressure.

I always choose the a blue ball and the largest golf club possible so when I play so I can say "hey guys, I have blue balls and a huge rod".

[DeliciousDemon]

Oh, does it take practice? I guess this hip motion thing has to be absolutely exhausting! :eek: Can you get sore butt muscles after put-put golf?

Yes, if it's Rosa Salvaje! :D

no, it's this freakin' "afterlife"

i'm scared like sh*t!

[chica]

No, it is easy to play, unless you play extreme mini-golf which includes timing yourself as you play to finish the quickest. It is hard when under pressure.
I thought it's no good to finish quickly!

I always choose the a blue ball and the largest golf club possible so when I play so I can say "hey guys, I have blue balls and a huge rod".
Very mature indeed! :p Wanna grow up with me?
OK, share the dark secret about your grandfather being in Hitlerjugend with Pope Ratzinger ;)

[Sir Alec]

I thought it's no good to finish quickly!

Only when you're competing to see who will finish first.


Very mature indeed! :p Wanna grow up with me?
OK, share the dark secret about your grandfather being in Hitlerjugend with Pope Ratzinger ;)

HA! It's not that bad. I don't think anyone in my family served that high in the German military ranks. My other grandfathers/uncles fought as Americans and two of them were killed as sergeants.

[Busy Clippers]

Sir Alec also left out the mini-pencils they give you to keep score. It takes longer to scratch the score on those stupid little papers than it does to shoot the ball through the little windmill. Mini-golf: not for wimps.

[chica]

OK Sir Alec, hoping that JoRo will lay down her arms... I have a question for you. After you kindly offered me to have some ice cream (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=374075&postcount=154), I remembered your first post in this thread:

popsicles, length/girth, gay porn,
so I wondered - do you always associate members with ice cream? (I'm asking this because I'm beginning to wonder if I should have chosen ice cream over put-put golf :))

[Sir Alec]

so I wondered - do you always associate members with ice cream? (I'm asking this because I'm beginning to wonder if I should have chosen ice cream over put-put golf :))

No, just popsicles. I like popsicles :p

[chica]

So why didn't you offer popsicles?! :mad:

[Dupree]

I honestly think this thread is dirrtier than the Kinky Sex thread of days gone by...what happened while I was away?!

[chica]

I honestly think this thread is dirrtier than the Kinky Sex thread of days gone by...what happened while I was away?!
I missed the kinky sex thread... I guess I wasn't here much at the time :(

[wolve]

What were you saying, wolve? :p

Serbia plays filthy football! Yes you may have won, but we all know WHY (pfffffffffffffffff)

I dreamt last night again that I cried, jesus what does this mean?
And I also dreamt that I had a relation with a Serbian man (never watch soccer teams again before going to bed!)

[chica]

:D
Which one was it?...
Wanna learn how to say "I love you" in Serbian? :p

[drunken goldfish]

Morning everyone!

I dreamt last night again that I cried, jesus what does this mean?
I don't know, but as long as you're not crying when you're awake I wouldn't worry about it :) .


And I also dreamt that I had a relation with a Serbian man (never watch soccer teams again before going to bed!)
Don't you mean a Serbian woman? :p

EDIT:
Wanna learn how to say "I love you" in Serbian?
This should be fun!

[wolve]

I have no idea. He was young and I always wanted to hold his hand. But he didn't give me affection. I mean, he never kissed me in my dreams! Could anybody explain this in a Freud-ish way? ;)

[wolve]

Don't you mean a Serbian woman?

People in my dream usually have no faces. Scary, isn't it. I just know who they are, just like that. Oh, but I do know he had messy hair. And chica has a nice hairdo, so that's out of the question. :p

[chica]

I don't know but in my dream Pervo and I were also just holding hands! Must be the full moon :rolleyes:

[Sir Alec]

I don't know but in my dream Pervo and I were also just holding hands! Must be the full moon :rolleyes:

You lucky! I want your dreams. :D

[chica]

No you don't! Just holding hands? Baaah... :p

[wolve]

Don't you find it strange to dream about members??

[chica]

I know I don't (find it strange) :D
And neither should Sir Alec, considering...

[Sir Alec]

Don't you find it strange to dream about members??

Actually, I had a dream about posting on this site the other day, so no it isn't out of the question. I think Chica just dreams more about it, because we give her so much to dream* about.

*and do other stuff too

[chica]

*and do other stuff too
True, true... :D

[Sir Alec]

True, true... :D

Naughty *slaps Chica's hand with a ruler* Naughty Girl!

[chica]

Naughty *slaps Chica's hand with a ruler* Naughty Girl!
:( ....

[Sir Alec]

:( ....

Even more naughty! *slaps Chica's behind with ruler* Naughty, Naughty, Naughty!

*Slap... Slap... Slap... Slap*

Edit: Imagine me doing this in my intense German accent.

[chica]

Oh, if only you had German accent!

(Herr Flick of the Gestapo comes to mind :p )

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/alloallo_3.jpg

[wolve]

Allo Allo! :D:D

[chica]

Herr Flick and his sausages!
How's your sauerkraut, wolve, btw? :D

[wolve]

Still down my pants ;)

[Sir Alec]

I do a perfect German accent. My Grand father always said I did it perfect, better than some Germans...:confused:

My Polish accent needs work. I have less Polish blood in me though.

Sieg Hiel!

[chica]

Herr Alec! :D

[Sir Alec]

Ze Germans Will Get You!

[chica]

Oh please! :p

[Sir Alec]

Ich komme, Sie zu verprügeln Chika!!!

[drunken goldfish]

I think Chica just dreams more about it, because we give her so much to dream* about.
With all the time she spends here I'd be surprised if she didn't dream about it! Then again, I don't think she ever sleeps :p .

[chica]

Ich komme, Sie zu verprügeln Chika!!!
What equipment will you be bringing? :eek:

With all the time she spends here I'd be surprised if she didn't dream about it! Then again, I don't think she ever sleeps :p .
Hey hey - from 4 AM till 8 AM, see my posting times!

[drunken goldfish]

That meth is good stuff, huh? ;) I'm surprised your mental abitlities are still in order (or are they? :p )

[Sir Alec]

Ich hole meine große Stange und stoße Ihre Hinterteile mit ihr!!!

Was Sie bedeuten, klingt das schmutzig?

[chica]

Sir Alec's dirty talk in German! This is absolutely perfect! :D
It sounds fab, Herr Alec, only I have to do some more research about, hm, rears :eek:

[Sir Alec]

Oh, das Sie mögen? wie über Sie und mich docter spielen Sie und ich kann der Gynäkologe sein.

Ich hole die Gummihandschuhe.

[wolve]

^must remember to use those sentences on my next German exam :D

[Sir Alec]

^must remember to use those sentences on my next German exam :D

He wolve, haben Sie überhaupt Geschlecht mit einem deutschen Devisenkurskursteilnehmer gehabt? Ich habe!

[chica]

Oh, das Sie mögen? wie über Sie und mich docter spielen Sie und ich kann der Gynäkologe sein.

Ich hole die Gummihandschuhe.
Please don't! :eek:

^must remember to use those sentences on my next German exam :D
Please don't! :eek:

[Sir Alec]

So you aren't into role-playing?

Edit: I don't have to use rubber gloves. I just threw it in to sound like a kinky german.

[chica]

Oh good, now it sounds more natural.
Role playing is fine with me, I just don't want to remember this every time I'm at gynecologist's :eek:

[Sir Alec]

Oh good, now it sounds more natural.
Role playing is fine with me, I just don't want to remember this every time I'm at gynecologist's :eek:

"Oh Alec, oh yeah... Oh my sorry docter!"

I get it.

[Sir Alec]

He ist Chika, hier ein Geschenk in diesem Kasten. Kein Nr.nr., ziehen es nicht weg von meiner Taille!

[chica]

Oooh it's HUGE! Danke Herr Alec, I've always wanted a present like that! :eek:

[Sir Alec]

Oooh it's HUGE! Danke Herr Alec, I've always wanted a present like that! :eek:

oops! Ich schätze, daß Ihr Geschenk suprised und wünscht Sie mit ihm spielen gewesen ist, nun da es Sie sieht. Einfluß noch. Er kommt zu Ihnen. Oder soll ich in Ihnen sagen?

Anyone who knows German is gasping at this right now.

[chica]

Anyone who knows German is gasping at this right now.
Errr, I'm afraid I don't belong to this group! You'll have to ask that question in simple English! :p

And while we're at it, tell me which colour you prefer:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/colours.jpg

[DeliciousDemon]

aah there you are! have you gone to bed at all? I'm just about to have some lunch ... anyone wants something?

[chica]

I want something German! :p

[Sir Alec]

Black. GO look up the translation yourself.

[DeliciousDemon]

I want something German! :p

sausages, mash-potatoes and beer?

[chica]

LOL!
A man wearing black is interested in bondage.

http://gaylife.about.com/cs/gay101/l/aa121803a.htm

Damn, you'll make me learn German... :rolleyes:

[chica]

sausages, mash-potatoes and beer?
I don't like beer and I had mashed potatoes yesterday... so what's left... :D

[Sir Alec]

Never tried it before. Now I must.

Ring Ring Ring "Hey Amanda, I know it is really late, but we need to go do some things"

[Sir Alec]

Also, about the colors. Aren't I more a Burgundy/Dark Blue kinda guy.

[chica]

Also, about the colors. Aren't I more a Burgundy/Dark Blue kinda guy.
If you say so.... Burgundy probably because you're a nearly hairless German? ;)

[Sir Alec]

On that note... Goodnight! :D

[DeliciousDemon]

I don't like beer and I had mashed potatoes yesterday... so what's left... :D

every good girl deserves a sausage ... is that what you're saying chica, huh? :p

[the more you explore me!]

aah there you are! have you gone to bed at all? I'm just about to have some lunch ... anyone wants something?

hello, emm i have some lunch! not much as i had a big breakfast!

talking of tests i did one on friday at work, telling the difference between a male & a shemale (only a picture of the face): i got 12 out of 16. mainly the score was 7/8 but this gay chap got 16/16.

[Dupree]

LOL!
A man wearing black is interested in bondage.

http://gaylife.about.com/cs/gay101/l/aa121803a.htm

Damn, you'll make me learn German... :rolleyes:

Well, I chose burgundy and got "A man wearing burgundy has manscaped or shaved majority of his body hair.". I think the one for beige is far more accurate for me.

But still, I'm a sort of bendy but pretty much straight girl so maybe it doesn't really apply for me! :p

[chica]

You got it right Demon! ;)

i got 12 out of 16. mainly the score was 7/8 but this gay chap got 16/16.
All you need is practice, and maybe ask that guy to give you some tips.


But still, I'm a sort of bendy but pretty much straight girl so maybe it doesn't really apply for me! :p
That'll be it! :D

[the more you explore me!]

You got it right Demon! ;)

All you need is practice, and maybe ask that guy to give you some tips.

That'll be it! :D

i think i''l pass on the shemale stuff, but he had the right way of judging them.

i did the colour test and i'm interested in anal sex!!!!! then it made my computer crash!!!!

:mad:

[chica]

Oh, it's not so bad, don't be hard on yourself! :D Many men are interested in anal sex!

[the more you explore me!]

Oh, it's not so bad, don't be hard on yourself! :D Many men are interested in anal sex!

done and dusted honey, ticked that box long ago.... (giver not reciever, before you ask) not my cup of tea!

:p

[chica]

(giver not reciever, before you ask)
Good, you saved me time :D
With a man then?

[DeliciousDemon]

I've just had a big bowl of pasta and i feel like i'm about to explode ... btw yesterday i discovered the strangest thing about my boyfriend. Apparently, ever since he saw that sketch where a man explodes from it on Monthy Phyton he has been scared of "after eight" chocholates ... i thought he was kidding me but no, he's genuinely scared and wouldn't even come near them !! How strange is that?

[the more you explore me!]

Good, you saved me time :D
With a man then?


well that would be telling you are so nosy miss chica

:D

[chica]

I've just had a big bowl of pasta and i feel like i'm about to explode ... btw yesterday i discovered the strangest thing about my boyfriend. Apparently, ever since he saw that sketch where a man explodes from it on Monthy Phyton he has been scared of "after eight" chocholates ... i thought he was kidding me but no, he's genuinely scared and wouldn't even come near them !! How strange is that?
After everything that has been said on this thread, do you want to imagine what came to my mind when I read: "yesterday i discovered the strangest thing about my boyfriend." ? :eek:

well that would be telling you are so nosy miss chica

:D
What took you so long?! Of course I am! :p

[DeliciousDemon]

After everything that has been said on this thread, do you want to imagine what came to my mind when I read: "yesterday i discovered the strangest thing about my boyfriend." ? :eek:


oh god, if I was going that way do you seriously think i would spend the "morning after" on moz solo, whining about a bowl of pasta?! :confused:

[chica]

oh god, if I was going that way do you seriously think i would spend the "morning after" on moz solo, whining about a bowl of pasta?! :confused:
Oh, right... that makes sense! :D

[the more you explore me!]

I've just had a big bowl of pasta and i feel like i'm about to explode ... btw yesterday i discovered the strangest thing about my boyfriend. Apparently, ever since he saw that sketch where a man explodes from it on Monthy Phyton he has been scared of "after eight" chocholates ... i thought he was kidding me but no, he's genuinely scared and wouldn't even come near them !! How strange is that?


well.... he could be scared of dead parrots or silly walks.

so you don't have a box at christmas then!
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/BLIT1243.jpg
come it's only wafer thin!

[chica]

I've been sitting here all day, I think I'll go for a walk now and take a breath of fresh air! :eek:

[the more you explore me!]

I've been sitting here all day, I think I'll go for a walk now and take a breath of fresh air! :eek:

well girl don't over do it... i think i'll join you. but i have to wait in for something!
see you later honey.

[wolve]

You're actually going away from your computer? Wow :p

[the more you explore me!]

You're actually going away from your computer? Wow :p

hello, yes it's shocking! i thought it would need surgery to get her off the keyboard and mouse.... then again i'm not much better.
hope your well btw.

[wolve]

Maybe she's now sitting under a tree with wireless internet, we've got Chica addicted :p


hope your well btw.

When wasn't I well?

[the more you explore me!]

Maybe she's now sitting under a tree with wireless internet, we've got Chica addicted :p



When wasn't I well?

it's just an friendly expression to say "hello' 'i hope you are well', 'i hope your OK', 'how your keeping'... i guess i take it that your ok and doing well then!

well i hope chica is sitting under a tree basically enjoying the beauty that surrounds her.

[wolve]

:):):)

[hatfull]

Oh my God, see, look at what I miss when I'm not at my computer for a couple of days! I've been off being a good student, planning my trip all the way from London to Manchester, and then I find out Wembley's been announced!!! I am neverspending tha long away from the computer again!!!! How is everybody?

[chica]

well i hope chica is sitting under a tree basically enjoying the beauty that surrounds her.

Roy, the Toxic Boy

To those who knew him
-his friends-
we called him Roy.
To others he was known
as that horrible Toxic Boy.

He loved ammonia and asbestos,
and lots of cigarette smoke.
What he breathed in for air
would make other people choke!

His very favorite toy
was a can of aerosol spray;
he'd sit quietly and shake it,
and spray it all the day.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~sebulbac/burton/images/toxicboy/toxboy_3.gif

He'd stand inside the garage
in the early-morning frost,
waiting for the car to start
and fill him with exhaust.

The one and only time
I ever saw Toxic Boy cry
was when some sodium chloride
got into his eye.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~sebulbac/burton/images/toxicboy/toxboy_5.gif

One day for fresh air
they put him in the garden.

His face went deathly pale
and his body began to harden.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~sebulbac/burton/images/toxicboy/toxboy_6.gif

The final gasp of his short life
was sickly with despair.
Whoever thought that you could die
from breathing outdoor air?

http://homepage.eircom.net/~sebulbac/burton/images/toxicboy/toxboy_7.gif

As Roy's soul left his body
we all said a silent prayer.
It drifted up to heaven
and left a hole in the ozone layer.

[drunken goldfish]

Now that was disturbing. But in a good way ;) .
Chica! You're back! Go have a look at my post on the frink thread, I know you'll appreciate it...

[chica]

Go have a look at my post on the frink thread, I know you'll appreciate it...
You know me too well :D
I was giggling all the time! And the second invader... lucky bastard! :eek:

[drunken goldfish]

And the second invader... lucky bastard
I know, it's like he planned it or something! Did you see Moz's amused face when he hugged him? And did you see those arms? I could go on and on...(My boyfriend sees that I'm on Solo all day and keeps asking me: how much is there to say about Morrissey? :D ).

[Danielledelu]

Chica, I love that book, I wish I still had it, but I sold it.. other than that, Tim Burton has been gettin' on my nerves of late.

[wolve]

I thought you could get to love through lust. How wrong I was.

[chica]

So you have lusted recently, wolve?

[wolve]

I always kinda do...

[chica]

For wolves or Serbian footballers? :eek: