Please post the strangest "ads by google" from the forum

[Zenith Nadir]

Some of them do seem a bit bizarre to be on a Morrissey page.

What Not To Eat With Gout
Provide Relief From The Symptoms Of Gout? Find Out Here!
www.Be-Healthy.net

[Busy Clippers]

the only one I ever see is this one:


Do you like Depeche Mode?
Then you will love Sonic Alliance. Add them as a friend on myspace! www.myspace.com/sonicalliance

Ads by Google


FEH!

[Zenith Nadir]

I'm obviously not very good at starting threads. But here's another.

Hindi Songs
Search for all your music with Ask.com
uk.ask.com

[Zenith Nadir]

Music and Band Buckles
AC/DC, Rhcp, Elvis, Korn, Who, Door Ramones, Aerosmith. Large Variety.
www.buckleshop.com

Oh yeah! Now I know where can I get my KoЯn band buckles. http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/zenithnadir/jam_on.gif

[DeliciousDemon]

I also get the depeche mode one only - does it depend on where you are in this world?

[Zenith Nadir]

^ yeah maybe it does? I don't get the DM one at all.

Hermit's Hut
Quality Gear For Your Oudoor Needs. Call Now To Talk To A Real Person!
HermitsHut.com

[chica]

Oh yeah! Now I know where can I get my KoЯn band buckles. http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/zenithnadir/jam_on.gif
I'm strangely attracted by that emoticon of yours :confused: :D

[chica]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/Googleads.jpg

Just how do they know so much about me?! :p

[Denia]

WTF?


http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4097/brainscg8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[DeliciousDemon]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahhaaaa great deals on Brains :D :D :D :D

[Denia]

I know, my school's BioLab could use that!!!!

[Busy Clippers]

Targeted marketing????


LAMICTAL ® (lamotrigine)
Tablets - Official Site Learn How You May Save up to $60
www.lamictal.com

Are You Normal?
15 fun question to see how you compare to other Americans!
www.chatterbean.com

Depression Treatments
Top 5 Depression Treatments Leading Depression solutions.
www.aDepressionTreatment.net

Top Depression Treatments
Depression Treatments Ranked Leading Depression Treatments.
www.aDepressionTreatment.com



Ads by Google Advertise on this site

[Soulwax]

I was thinking the same thing here. For years I've been trying to explain to my friends that listening to Morrissey's music is not depressing and then I see these links for
* Panic Attacks
* Manic Depression Dissorder
* Depression - Anxiety
One wonders how they came to advertise on this site :)

[Zenith Nadir]

No guessing that google have just bought youtube.

Top 10 Videos on YouTube
Check out the Top 10. Lonely Girl Isn't Alone.
www.YouTube.com

[mar2d2]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/3475/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafr8.gif

[Pervomartovtsi]

famous bipolar people...huh?

[helmoz]

i got an advert for locksmiths just now. ha ha ha...

[drunken goldfish]

I was thinking the same thing here. For years I've been trying to explain to my friends that listening to Morrissey's music is not depressing and then I see these links for
* Panic Attacks
* Manic Depression Dissorder
* Depression - Anxiety
One wonders how they came to advertise on this site :)

I keep getting those too! Think they know something? ;)

mar2d2 - that is just evil! ;)

[chica]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/chicabela.jpg

:eek:

This is sooo going to be my signature!!!

[Denia]

^^uber cool. lol.

[Pervomartovtsi]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/chicabela.jpg

:eek:

This is sooo going to be my signature!!!


amazing!

[chica]

Pervo, I remember you said once that the plane ticket was the main problem... See this, free shipping!!! AND you were considering ordering a bride from Eastern Europe... ;)

[chica]

I can't make up my mind... This one is beautiful:

http://www.houseofbrides.com/product_image.php?imageid=121441

But I like these in which I would look like a cake ready to be eaten:

http://www.houseofbrides.com/product_image.php?imageid=92102

http://www.houseofbrides.com/product_image.php?imageid=92234

http://www.houseofbrides.com/product_image.php?imageid=121281

[Codreanu]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/299/ssob2.jpg :rolleyes:

The Dean Morrissey Art Sale is kinda nice, too.

[chica]

How do you make your arrows so straight, Cod? It's leaves me breathless.

[Codreanu]

How do you make your arrows so straight, Cod? It's leaves me breathless.
Well, straight lines are much easier than a perfect circle... believe me, I know. :(
*grumbles*

[MrRoboto]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/chicabela.jpg

:eek:

This is sooo going to be my signature!!!

Good lord!! I thought that was a mail-order bride advertisement and had to check it out. (it isn't)

I'm getting that "are you normal" ad too - probably the most appropriate ad for the moz-solo board :D

[drunken goldfish]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/chicabela.jpg

:eek:

This is sooo going to be my signature!!!

LMAO! Perfect!

[bikubesong]

Next Pope is John Paul II
Impersonated. Bible Prophecy Shows He Will be Last Pope. Learn More
www.worldslastchance.com

[Zenith Nadir]

Next Pope is John Paul II
Impersonated. Bible Prophecy Shows He Will be Last Pope. Learn More
www.worldslastchance.com

^^ Now that's a freaky site. Apparently the world is about to end. How can you help? Click the "donate" button. :confused:

[The Cat's Mother]

I've got:

10 Derogatory Information sites Search Derogatory Information sites
10-BestSites.com

They're spying on me insulting people!:D

[Manic Rose]

the oddest one i can remember was a couple of days ago - an ad for a ticket agency selling tickets for the foo fighters manchester and london hyde park shows. considering those gig were several months ago i don't think i'll be going to that site...

[Zenith Nadir]

If ever I need a forklift.

Forklift Attachments
We manufacture a wide range of forklift attachments
www.superioreng.com

[DeliciousDemon]

Aaah, they found the right site to advertize this, it's Moz's favorite:

California Police
Quality Pre-Reviewed Resources For California Police
www.Expert-Expert.com

Police Records
Conduct Criminal Check. Search for Anyone's Police File & Records.
www.Search-Detective.net

Police Handcuffs on Sale
Free Shipping on all Police and Law Enforcement Handcuffs!
ShoppingWarehouse.net

Criminal Records Search
Find Out If The Person Has A Criminal Record. 100% Confidential.
People-Search.Com

[The Cat's Mother]

I'll get my order in for extra handcuffs right now!

Meanwhile, talking to vicarinatutugal on LiveJournal gets me....

"Become a Hot Kisser With These Secret Kissing Tips
findinfotoday.com/kissing"

Ooh, Karin!;)

[bikubesong]

Police Records
Conduct Criminal Check. Search for Anyone's Police File & Records.
www.Search-Detective.net

...

[Lor]

I just got 'Men's Handkerchiefs'. :eek:

Top quality silk as well!

[The Cat's Mother]

I've just got....

Hamster Coffin
£10 Off All Real Wood Caskets. Free Delivery. From Only £19.99 To You.
www.petcaskets.co.uk

[Sir Alec]

I've just got....

Hamster Coffin
£10 Off All Real Wood Caskets. Free Delivery. From Only £19.99 To You.
www.petcaskets.co.uk

Awwwwwwww... thats so morbidly adorable.

[The Cat's Mother]

I once knitted a hamster coffin.

[Sir Alec]

I once knitted a hamster coffin.

Awwwwwww, that is so.... arousing? :confused:

[bikubesong]

Chemical Detectors
Identify suspicious liquids/solids onsite in less than 60 seconds
www.ahuracorp.com

[Lor]

^^I got that one yesterday! Careful, someone on this site is trying to poison us...

[virtually dead]

McFly Live!!! WTF???

[Lor]

I got Justin Timberlake once... *shudder*

[Jose]

Bruce Springsteen tickets :eek:

erm..... no thank you!

[helmoz]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1816/knittingld8.gif
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7728/untitledbj1.gif

[bikubesong]

^^I got that one yesterday! Careful, someone on this site is trying to poison us...
careful... I'm paranoid. Don't make it worse

[almareallymatters]

McFly Live!!! WTF???

What makes that even more tempting is the fact the they are actually playing at Butlins!:) ....Hi De Hi!

[Zenith Nadir]

Just got the cross stitching one. Maybe google finds the word 'singer'?

Cross Stitch Shop
Buy on-line. Fast shipping. Free P&P for orders over £25.
www.superstitcher.com

[Zenith Nadir]

Hey at least I enjoy my own threads!

Polygamy
One Husband, Multiple Wives. What does the Bible actually say?
TheRCG.org

[Codreanu]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6018/pileht4.jpg

Sir Alec 3000??? :confused:

:D

[chica]

These ads from Myspace are getting weirder every day :confused:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/ads.jpg

[Zenith Nadir]

Letter Bomb Detection
New technology to screen for bombs and powders. Cabinet to conveyor.
www.toddresearch.co.uk

That's why I come to solo. To find out about letter bomb detectors.

[miss_bunbury]

Just this morning I got this which we've had before but it is really rather strange-

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/MissBunbury/Picture1-1.jpg

also this-

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/MissBunbury/Picture2.jpg

[Zenith Nadir]

Perhaps "Morrissey" is a google code word for Nuclear Jihad.

X-ray Security Equipment
EuroLogix Ltd - Security equipment Baggage, Cargo & Body Scanners
www.eurologix.eu

Are you guys PM'ing each other recipes to enrich uranium? Be honest now...
.

[virtually dead]

I got Take That tickets :eek:

[chica]

I thought this was about euthanizing bears

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/GDbears.jpg

[chica]

North Carolina, here I come!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/ncarolina.jpg

[ceilingshadows]

I don't post here very often, but this is too weird:

Ukraine Women Marriage
Are You Ready for Marriage? Surf 10,000 Ukraine Women profiles
www.Anastasia-International.com

uh...wtf???

[chica]

Somebody mentioned tonight...

Ukranian women, yummy :)

http://www.ruslana.com.ua/images/gallery/full/ruslana23.jpg

[bikubesong]

All about Heart Disease
Information you can trust on heart disease and more!
heart.health.ivillage.com

[bikubesong]

And look:cool:

The Jazz Loft
Music for People Who Listen: Jazz, Blues & New Music CDs & DVDs
www.jazzloft.com

[Zenith Nadir]

top this sportsfans

Removal of Haemorrhoids
100% Organic Treatment, Painless No Scarring, No Burning, Guaranteed
www.forces-of-nature.org/hemorrhoid

Got Anal Fissures?
Instant relief & permanent cure for anal fissures. Painless & drug free
Hemorrhoids-Help.com/AnalFissures

[chica]

^Is that from this site? I blame Sir Alec's posts! http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif

[Kuiper]

^Is that from this site? I blame Sir Alec's posts! http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif

Explory and I's constant talk of buggery might be a contributing factor too, but obviously Alec is the most at blame here.

Still with the chemical detectors things...
Chemical Detectors
Identify suspicious liquids/solids onsite in less than 60 seconds

Do I have something to fear? :eek: From...Chica maybe? :eek: Anemia's already at work, leave me be! :p

[Kuiper]

I think this one takes the cake for the weirdest I've ever seen firsthand:

Ukraine Women Marriage
Are You Ready for Marriage?
Surf 10,000 Ukraine Women
profiles
www.Anastasia-International

EDIT: Looks like other people have gotten the same ad. But it's not entirely unfounded. ;) I'm marrying Chica though, Google, she is Serbian! :p

[bikubesong]

Paul Mccartney
Find photos, breaking news, album reviews, videos, plus free music!
RollingStone.com/Photos

?

[Zenith Nadir]

Jelly Belly Flops
We Have Tons of Jelly Belly Flops We Only Sell The Flops Nothing Else
www.JBFlops.com

[Zenith Nadir]

Rock Cutting Equipment
Roadheader, Hydraulic Cutter Heads Excavation, Tunneling, Trenching
www.alpinecutters.com

:confused: