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[vicarinatutugal]

thank you. how was your sleep?

Well a bit rubbish cause my bf woke me to tell me he was taking the day off today as a holiday! however I am off tonight and the 3 of us are going out for pizza.

[vicarinatutugal]

I'm feeling both older and bored. :o How are you?
:D
well I am old and bored lol.
I am ok really going out for pizza I hope soonish.

[The Cat's Mother]

I get the Small Boy back from his school residential trip tonight. I hope he behaved himself.

[HIM]

Well a bit rubbish cause my bf woke me to tell me he was taking the day off today as a holiday! however I am off tonight and the 3 of us are going out for pizza.

i bet you were delighted to be woken up to hear that news.


I get the Small Boy back from his school residential trip tonight. I hope he behaved himself.

how's your pappy?

[The Cat's Mother]

how's your pappy?

Saying that he wants to mow the lawn this afternoon! :eek:

[HIM]

Saying that he wants to mow the lawn this afternoon! :eek:

i like the sound of him!

[Hellie]

God its half term and a week of non stop bickering kids who are always bored despite having shit loads of gadgets.And who seem to thing I can pull pounds out of my bazooki.:(

[The Cat's Mother]

God its half term and a week of non stop bickering kids who are always bored despite having shit loads of gadgets.And who seem to thing I can pull pounds out of my bazooki.:(

Tell me about it. I've got one supposed to be revising for the rest of his 'O' levels, one who's had his laptop impounded until he stops refusing to write anything down and as for Madam...... it's going to be a loooooong week! Oh, and hubby's buggering off to Europe with his biking mates half way through. :(

[vicarinatutugal]

I get the Small Boy back from his school residential trip tonight. I hope he behaved himself.

aww hope he had a good time.


Saying that he wants to mow the lawn this afternoon! :eek:

ha ha! :D I take it you will be talking him out of that one.

[thewarroom]

Last night after the ceremony I sat in my car and blared At Last I Am Born with the windows open. I got some very strange looks from people walking past me. :D

[The Cat's Mother]

aww hope he had a good time.



ha ha! :D I take it you will be talking him out of that one.

We may have to send his Grandsons-in-law round to 'dissuade' him.

I'm going to be a great-auntie in a couple of weeks. Any bets Stig tries to steal it. He has classic baby-snatcher syndrome; keeps looking at other people's babies and deciding that he'd take better care of them.:rolleyes:

[vicarinatutugal]

Last night after the ceremony I sat in my car and blared At Last I Am Born with the windows open. I got some very strange looks from people walking past me. :D

:D good one!

We may have to send his Grandsons-in-law round to 'dissuade' him.

I'm going to be a great-auntie in a couple of weeks. Any bets Stig tries to steal it. He has classic baby-snatcher syndrome; keeps looking at other people's babies and deciding that he'd take better care of them.:rolleyes:

ha ha I remember you saying something like that before about how much he loves babies. Thats kind of cute.
Is this your first great niece or nephew?

[virtually dead]

I could murder some mushrooms,

[The Cat's Mother]

ha ha I remember you saying something like that before about how much he loves babies. Thats kind of cute.
Is this your first great niece or nephew?

First one. She's to be called Abigail. Although she's still 'lump of snot' to her mother when she kicks too hard. Lovely girl, my niece....:D

[Kewpie]

I could murder some mushrooms,


You can eat mashrooms as much as you like! :D

[The Cat's Mother]

Ooooooh! Isn't it quiet? Is everyone on LJ tonight or something?

[Kewpie]

Possibly, it's Friday everyone is socialising.

How are you Kate? :)

[The Cat's Mother]

Possibly, it's Friday everyone is socialising.

How are you Kate? :)


Socialising? What's that? :D

I'm fine, thanks. My small boy is home from his school trip and resisting being cleaned, daughter is out gallivanting, and son #1 is nerding on about computer games. Back to normal, then. And you?

[Kewpie]

I'm fine thanks.

I went to register an employment agency this afternoon.
It's nerve wrecking coz they asked me to do PC skills test which I didn't expect.
You can't lie to them...:o

[The Cat's Mother]

I'm fine thanks.

I went to register an employment agency this afternoon.
It's nerve wrecking coz they asked me to do PC skills test which I didn't expect.
You can't lie to them...:o

What sort of job are you looking for?

[Kewpie]

I'm looking for any kind of office work.
They're going to send my CV to an airline company's reservation position. :)

[hatfull]

So I take it I'm the only one who's happy it's half term? HAHA!!!!!!! Spent the day at uni (well. the morining at uni and the afternoon at the pub.) it's so nice to know it isn't just me who is up shit creak!

[Kewpie]

So I take it I'm the only one who's happy it's half term? HAHA!!!!!!! Spent the day at uni (well. the morining at uni and the afternoon at the pub.) it's so nice to know it isn't just me who is up shit creak!


Nope, a friend of mine who is also a teacher is very happy to have half term break. :)

I'm sorry for the parents who have children to look after during school holidays.

[hatfull]

I was tottering back from uni, a tad merry and with armfulls of work, when I looked down and realised my left breast had decided to escape from my top! Not surprised I was getting funny looks!

[The Cat's Mother]

I was tottering back from uni, a tad merry and with armfulls of work, when I looked down and realised my left breast had decided to escape from my top! Not surprised I was getting funny looks!

That's what my gran used to call an 'attic neckline'. A.T.T.I.C. Say it slowly...

[Kewpie]

LOL!!!
I don't have a friend who has same problem like hattie.

Haha, for some reason you can't help talking about boobs. :D

[hatfull]

lol!At least it was a nice bra!

[hatfull]

Just an observation!Though boobs are great (just ask hubby!)

[Kewpie]

Just an observation!Though boobs are great (just ask hubby!)

No one would deny it. :D

[hatfull]

I should think not!

[the more you explore me!]

hahahahaha your titty fell out:p

[hatfull]

Hmmmmm, it was quite funny...

[Sir Alec]

hahahahaha your titty fell out:p

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[Kewpie]

I couldn't have said it better myself.


No one stops you! :D

[the more you explore me!]

Hmmmmm, it was quite funny...

glad i wasn't there thou:o was i would put a hand over my eyes and pointed and "er....er ....your...er.e...er Whatsit,,emm errrr is ..er out?"

[vicarinatutugal]

good evening.

[hatfull]

So that's brought you back has it, boobies? LOL!!!!!!!!

[the more you explore me!]

good evening.

yes....hatties titty fell out:D ahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

[hatfull]

glad i wasn't there thou:o was i would put a hand over my eyes and pointed and "er....er ....your...er.e...er Whatsit,,emm errrr is ..er out?"
...unlike hubby then!

Hello karin!

[The Cat's Mother]

glad i wasn't there thou:o was i would put a hand over my eyes and pointed and "er....er ....your...er.e...er Whatsit,,emm errrr is ..er out?"

Or as hubby once said to one of his hockey team-makes when she accidently pulled off her sports bra wih her top in the changing room; " I'll have the puppy with the pink nose." :rolleyes:

[hatfull]

Or as hubby once said to one of his hockey team-makes when she accidently pulled off her sports bra wih her top in the changing room; " I'll have the puppy with the pink nose." :rolleyes:
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! That is funny!

[the more you explore me!]

Or as hubby once said to one of his hockey team-makes when she accidently pulled off her sports bra wih her top in the changing room; " I'll have the puppy with the pink nose." :rolleyes:

He is rude....no wonder you are married to him:D

[hatfull]

I am so tired! I'm really trying to stay awake and failing badly!

[The Cat's Mother]

He is rude....no wonder you are married to him:D

I was very innocent and demure before I met him.

http://gathering.tweakers.net/global/smileys/hypocrite.gif

[the more you explore me!]

I was very innocent and demure before I met him.

http://gathering.tweakers.net/global/smileys/hypocrite.gif

some how i can't believe this:p

[The Cat's Mother]

Uh-oh! Hubby's bands' debut gig tomorrow. It's outdoors and rain is forecast. And the singer's gone down with a sore throat and so Stig might have to do lead vocals as well as bass.

[hatfull]

some how i can't believe this:p
I can!

[The Cat's Mother]

some how i can't believe this:p

Cheeky pup!

I'm just watching 'Badly Dubbed Porn' on Paramount. There's a man having a hairdryer and a power tool surgically removed from his bum.....:confused:

[Kewpie]

Uh-oh! Hubby's bands' debut gig tomorrow. It's outdoors and rain is forecast. And the singer's gone down with a sore throat and so Stig might have to do lead vocals as well as bass.

Aww...in Japan when you wish for fine weather we make a simple doll (a piece of cloth tie in the middle as a head) call it a talisman for fine weather.

Hopefully it won't be raining tomorrow. :)

[The Cat's Mother]

Aww...in Japan when you wish for fine weather we make a simple doll (a piece of clothe tie in the middle as a head) call it a talisman for fine weather.

Hopefully it won't be raining tomorrow. :)


Ooh, maybe I should knit a fairweather dolly. With a willy for a barometer. :)

[Kewpie]

If you have a piece of cloth, put some cotton and tie it with a piece of string and draw smiling face!
We normally hang it under eaves.
Of course you can knit a fairweather dolly. :)

[the more you explore me!]

Cheeky pup!

I'm just watching 'Badly Dubbed Porn' on Paramount. There's a man having a hairdryer and a power tool surgically removed from his bum.....:confused:

wtf is that programme:D

[hatfull]

Tell hubby I hope his gig is good! I'll try to send some non raining vibes to him!

[The Cat's Mother]

wtf is that programme:D

It's proper car-crash telly. :D

[The Cat's Mother]

Tell hubby I hope his gig is good! I'll try to send some non raining vibes to him!

He's gone to bed but I'll tell him. Thanks. :)

[hatfull]

That's ok.

I'm geting a headache. That's what you get for drinking in the day!

I've booked to have my tattoo finished next week!

[Amy]

Today was funny :cool:

I bought some hot curry sauce from the shop across the road, came home, started reading instructions and so on. I thought that perhaps, like with some sauces, you might need to add water and so on but I couldn't see anything mentioning that so I said "Well, I presume I just heat this up then" and my friend said "Well no,... you have to take it out of the tin first". And I just looked at her like she'd landed from another planet and howled laughing. It made my day :D

[hatfull]

Today was funny :cool:

I bought some hot curry sauce from the shop across the road, came home, started reading instructions and so on. I thought that perhaps, like with some sauces, you might need to add water and so on but I couldn't see anything mentioning that so I said "Well, I presume I just heat this up then" and my friend said "Well no,... you have to take it out of the tin first". And I just looked at her like she'd landed from another planet and howled laughing. It made my day :D
Haha!!!!!!!!!! I love stuff like that!!!!!!!!! My best friend went to a festival last year, and took 4 candles with her specifically to make the 'two Ronnies' Fork handles joke, hr favourite joke ever. Nobody got it (I wasn't there), but then for Christmas, I bought her 4 candles, all wrapped up and everything, and even though she knew that was what it was, she still nearly pissed herself laughing!

[Amy]

Haha!!!!!!!!!! I love stuff like that!!!!!!!!! My best friend went to a festival last year, and took 4 candles with her specifically to make the 'two Ronnies' Fork handles joke, hr favourite joke ever. Nobody got it (I wasn't there), but then for Christmas, I bought her 4 candles, all wrapped up and everything, and even though she knew that was what it was, she still nearly pissed herself laughing!

I love the Fork handles joke. I laugh even more when other people don't get it. :p

[hatfull]

she was creased up lying on her kitchen floor for about 10 minutes clutching these bloody candles and saying 'Four candles! Handles for forks!'

[The Cat's Mother]

I love the Fork handles joke. I laugh even more when other people don't get it. :p

German officer to Private Pike: "Unt vat iss your name?"
Captain Mainwaring: "Don't tell him, Pike!"

We could do with a Vintage British Comedy thread. I bet we could get all sorts of clips from Youtube. The Ronnies, Morecambe and Wise, the Carry Ons, all the old Perry/Croft stuff like 'Dad's Army' and 'It Ain't Half Hot, Mum.'....

*gets nostalgic* Ernie Wise, the fridge light and 'The Stripper' music. :D

They don't make them like that any more.....

[hatfull]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That is a great idea!

[Kewpie]

German officer to Private Pike: "Unt vat iss your name?"
Captain Mainwaring: "Don't tell him, Pike!"

We could do with a Vintage British Comedy thread. I bet we could get all sorts of clips from Youtube. The Ronnies, Morecambe and Wise, the Carry Ons, all the old Perry/Croft stuff like 'Dad's Army' and 'It Ain't Half Hot, Mum.'....

*gets nostalgic* Ernie Wise, the fridge light and 'The Stripper' music. :D

They don't make them like that any more.....


Yeeeeeeeeeessss please!!
We cav have classic US sitcom clips thread as well! :D

[The Cat's Mother]

Yeeeeeeeeeessss please!!
We cav have classic US sitcom clips thread as well! :D

We need to keep 'em separate 'cos our are much better.

:p

I'm just watching Eric and Ernie in bed together. No-one turned a hair at the time. :)

[Kewpie]

We should have polls to find out best UK/US sitcom character. :)

[hatfull]

We need to keep 'em separate 'cos our are much better.

:p

I'm just watching Eric and Ernie in bed together. No-one turned a hair at the time. :)
No! Mind you, I was talking to my friend the other day, remebering a time 'before' George Michael and Elton John were gay! It was such a shock, but how could we not have known!

[hatfull]

No! Mind you, I was talking to my friend the other day, remebering a time 'before' George Michael and Elton John were gay! It was such a shock, but how could we not have known!
My neighbours are having sex. Again. He seems to be a bit of a five minute wonder by the sounds of things!

[The Cat's Mother]

We should have polls to find out best UK/US sitcom character. :)

Ooh, there'd be fisticuffs!

I'll leave you with Eric and Ernie; the Breakfast Sketch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1bJHr8t1xA&mode=related&search=

[The Cat's Mother]

My neighbours are having sex. Again. He seems to be a bit of a five minute wonder by the sounds of things!

Never buy a bored woman a stopwatch....

[hatfull]

LOL!!!!!!!! That'd be great entertainment, I could go round to all the other neighbours and open a book!

They've finished already, thank god, poor cat's fragile little ears.

[The Cat's Mother]

LOL!!!!!!!! That'd be great entertainment, I could go round to all the other neighbours and open a book!

They've finished already, thank god, poor cat's fragile little ears.

You'll hear the snoring, next, then.

I'm off to snuggle my rude husband. Night all!

[hatfull]

Night night cat's mother! Sleep well

[Kewpie]

Good night Kate xx :)

[Kewpie]

I'm just watching Eric and Ernie in bed together. No-one turned a hair at the time. :)

Eric and Ernie somehow remind me of Gilbert and George!
Coincidentally both duos have same initials...:D

[hatfull]

Toast is good. Crumbs in bed though. oops.

[westendgirl]

Hello everyone!

So I got my Louder Than Bombs cd in the mail today. And on the cd Oscillete Wildly is spelled the way I just spelled it. But on the cd and booklet is spelled Oscillate Wildly. Wierd??? What to think?? Maybe just a mistake?? I've bought from this eBayer lots of times, and it was completely new and sealed....

[hatfull]

Just a typo probably. Hoep you enjoy it!

[Kewpie]

Hello everyone!

So I got my Louder Than Bombs cd in the mail today. And on the cd Oscillete Wildly is spelled the way I just spelled it. But on the cd and booklet is spelled Oscillate Wildly. Wierd??? What to think?? Maybe just a mistake?? I've bought from this eBayer lots of times, and it was completely new and sealed....


Hi westie. :)

Actually "Oscillate Wildly" is correct.
Is your CD Warner Brothers release? Quite alot of Morrissey/Smiths CDs have typos and Morrissey often complains about it.

[westendgirl]

Just a typo probably. Hoep you enjoy it!

I LOVE the cd!! I had it on my iPod, but not the cd.

Hi westie. :)

Actually "Oscillate Wildly" is correct.
Is your CD Warner Brothers release? Quite alot of Morrissey/Smiths CDs have typos and Morrissey often complains about it.

Ok, yeah it's Warner Bros. Just wanted to check. I LURVE this cd!!!! :D

[hatfull]

It is good. I like the World Won't Listen, too.

[thewarroom]

'Evening. :) (or early morning if you are in the UK.)

[HIM]

'Evening. :) (or early morning if you are in the UK.)


goodnight mr warroom

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i was just wondering how many others have pages of expired infractions that they are confronted with everytime they log in?

[thewarroom]

i was just wondering how many others have pages of expired infractions that they are confronted with everytime they log in?

I'd say most of those people have been banned for good. :o But thru it all I'm glad that you're still here. :)

How are you tonite Robby?

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I'd say most of those people have been banned for good. :o But thru it all I'm glad that you're still here. :)

How are you tonite Robby?

thx
&
sorry i did not reply sooner
was on the phone
as to how am i
i think if i take a shower i'll feel better
and you?

[thewarroom]

I'm watching my friends play a very looooooooooooong game of Halo. i chose not to participate and thus here I am.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I'm watching my friends play a very looooooooooooong game of Halo. i chose not to participate and thus here I am.
halo, stupid boys play that :eek:

[thewarroom]

You should have seen it, they are now all yelling at each other because one team just lost a two hour game whilst I sat here quite calmly :D.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

You should have seen it, they are now all yelling at each other because one team just lost a two hour game whilst I sat here quite calmly :D.
are they drinking as well? :cool:

[thewarroom]

are they drinking as well? :cool:

No, that's the startling (and somewhat disapponting) thing about it. :D

I could have gone out clubbing tonite but I'm stuck here watching morons playing a first-person shooter that's not even that great.

Fortunately tho you are here. :)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I could have gone out clubbing tonite but I'm stuck here watching morons playing a first-person shooter that's not even that great.

Fortunately tho you are here. :)

aww shucks, its early here for me
but thx :p

[Cassius]

My feet are killing me, I hate high heels. The only good thing about them is the fact that they make everyone's legs look great.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

My feet are killing me, I hate high heels. The only good thing about them is the fact that they make everyone's legs look great.
pics?

[thewarroom]

My feet are killing me, I hate high heels. The only good thing about them is the fact that they make everyone's legs look great.

Damn straight. ;)

Was this graduation night?

[Cassius]

Damn straight. ;)

Was this graduation night?

Yes sir! It was great!

And they are coming soon, robby. ;):eek:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

And they are coming soon, robby. ;):eek:
i'm drunk, but if i read this right
were gonna see the legs of cassie?

[The Cat's Mother]

Eric and Ernie somehow remind me of Gilbert and George!
Coincidentally both duos have same initials...:D

As do Morrissey and Marr, but that's for another website.....;)

[Kewpie]

As do Morrissey and Marr, but that's for another website.....;)

LOL!!!

I completely forgot about it. :p

[Kewpie]

i was just wondering how many others have pages of expired infractions that they are confronted with everytime they log in?

Hahaha, not many...
You have to be careful what you post here, Robby. :p

[The Cat's Mother]

Right, I'm off. Roadie this lunchtime in Hull, showbiz mum tonight in Grimsby. It's all go.....

EDIT : Hubby says 'don't forget groupie.' *tuts* I have to be roadie and groupie? I should join a union....

[Kewpie]

Good luck to your hubby and friends.
Hope you'll have a great evening. :)

Uhh, we could've got there if he asked earlier. :p

[hatfull]

God I'm lazy, I only just woke up!

[HIM]

god, you so lazy!

[hatfull]

god, you so lazy!
Hello darling.

And what time did you get up then?

[HIM]

Hello darling.

And what time did you get up then?

10:55, so :p

you were fast asleep and snoring loudly, so i'm not surprised you didn't notice

[HIM]

i'm thinking, how is it possible to make this much mess?

[hatfull]

Yes, well I'm awake now! I was tired! Now I'm just hungry.

[hatfull]

i'm thinking, how is it possible to make this much mess?
I was thinking the same thing...flat is a tip. I was also thinking it can stay like that til tomorrow, I can't be arsed to clean.

[hatfull]

I was thinking the same thing...flat is a tip. I was also thinking it can stay like that til tomorrow, I can't be arsed to clean.
Johnny Depp.

[HIM]

Johnny Depp.

have you been drinking again? or is he coming round to do the cleaning?

[hatfull]

have you been drinking again? or is he coming round to do the cleaning?
Oh, I wish he was coming round to do the cleaning! He's on tv, looking...I'll stop.

[virtually dead]

Sister is playing dance music, i will not get angry, but really i walked up stairs to put socks on and she put on Mika, :mad:

deep breaths, deep breaths

[hatfull]

Yes, just count to 10.

How are you Vertie?

[virtually dead]

a bit tense, i should get dressed, i'm wearing a massive hot pink dressing gown...

you?

[hatfull]

a bit tense, i should get dressed, i'm wearing a massive hot pink dressing gown...

you?
I just put on some clothes, having finally decided I feel well enough to get out of bed and have a bath. I'm not bad, I have had a good, long sleep.

[thewarroom]

Hello people. :)

[the more you explore me!]

Sister is playing dance music, i will not get angry, but really i walked up stairs to put socks on and she put on Mika, :mad:

deep breaths, deep breaths

the damned had a song for this......"smash it up":p


Hello people. :)


hey rockstar, how yer doing geezer.

my internet is playing up at home in a cafe, because i needed to PM someone:mad:

[thewarroom]

hey rockstar, how yer doing geezer.

my internet is playing up at home in a cafe, because i needed to PM someone:mad:

I'm feeling old, tired, and bored, quite frankly. I need a job.

How are you? :)

[the more you explore me!]

I'm feeling old, tired, and bored, quite frankly. I need a job.

How are you? :)

like you but i need a new job:p but actually i don't mind my age, not that tired any more really....so i don't feel like you :D

when do you start college/uni? is it in the fall?

[thewarroom]

like you but i need a new job:p but actually i don't mind my age, not that tired any more really....so i don't feel like you :D

when do you start college/uni? is it in the fall?

I work right now for a newspaper, but since it's summer there aren't many sporting events for me to cover. :o A friend's family just opened an ice cream parlor so maybe I can get a job there.

My first day of college is August 23.

[the more you explore me!]

I work right now for a newspaper, but since it's summer there aren't many sporting events for me to cover. :o A friend's family just opened an ice cream parlor so maybe I can get a job there.

My first day of college is August 23.

sounds like good expirence at the newspaper thou. ICE CREAM.....:p

a good 4 months to get some cash together i guess.

[virtually dead]

Is doing 3 pages of homework pinning them to my wall, singing Oasis for an hour, justification for not doing anymore work?

[The Cat's Mother]

15 years since his last gig and he's having a whale of a time. :)

[the more you explore me!]

15 years since his last gig and he's having a whale of a time. :)

this that MR cats mummy (daddy)....i always wanted a real beaten up red biker jacket....that is f*****g cool man:)

[thewarroom]

Is doing 3 pages of homework pinning them to my wall, singing Oasis for an hour, justification for not doing anymore work?

Yes, yes it is. :D How are you Vertie?

[virtually dead]

oh is is your husband?
i didn't want to say i didn't know him, in case i may have been epected to know him and i'd come across all uncultured :o
Nice bass

[The Cat's Mother]

this that MR cats mummy (daddy)....i always wanted a real beaten up red biker jacket....that is f*****g cool man:)

That jacket's one my car-boot sale star buys. It's got what looks like a knife-tear in the back, and another at the front, so lord alone knows what happened to the previous owner.:eek:

[virtually dead]

Yes, yes it is. :D How are you Vertie?

Fine, i straightened my hair then wanted it curly to i sprayed it with water, i'm still not satisfied with it but what can you do...
you?

[thewarroom]

Fine, i straightened my hair then wanted it curly to i sprayed it with water, i'm still not satisfied with it but what can you do...
you?

I'm pretty good I guess. You may borrow some of my curly hair if you like ;).

[the more you explore me!]

That jacket's one my car-boot sale star buys. It's got what looks like a knife-tear in the back, and another at the front, so lord alone knows what happened to the previous owner.:eek:

is properly from wear and tear, i doubt any one who wears a jacket that would get in a knife fight.....more like a bread knife with a unsliced loaf from Waitrose:p


Fine, i straightened my hair then wanted it curly to i sprayed it with water, i'm still not satisfied with it but what can you do...
you?

Hello Miss V....don't yer say hello anymore *sulks*:p

[virtually dead]

What send it across the world, warrie? that's very practical of you :p

*shrugs* i thought you'd say hello, and then i'd say hello seeing as you were here first, but i'll be bold and say hello first, hello :D

[The Cat's Mother]

oh is is your husband?
i didn't want to say i didn't know him, in case i may have been epected to know him and i'd come across all uncultured :o
Nice bass

It's a Fender Jazz - the unique 'Frankenstein' model - constructed from three damaged guitars salvaged after a fire at the importer's workshop. The body was restored by Marti Wilde (Kim's dad), who was apparently handy with a belt sander.

/bass guitar anorak trivia :D

[The Cat's Mother]

is properly from wear and tear, i doubt any one who wears a jacket that would get in a knife fight.....more like a bread knife with a unsliced loaf from Waitrose:p

Oddly, it appeared to be otherwise unworn. As in the Waddington's price tag still attached. How curious. Still, a good £4 worth for me.

[virtually dead]

It's a Fender Jazz - the unique 'Frankenstein' model - constructed from three damaged guitars salvaged after a fire at the importer's workshop. The body was restored by Marti Wilde (Kim's dad), who was apparently handy with a belt sander.

/bass guitar anorak trivia :D

Impressive :D
do you have to listen to him go on and on about pick-ups and so on..?
i know guitarists that sit and memorize all the words no one knows what they mean so they sound like the know what they are talking about.
Twats, i don't even know what the bits are called, i know strings, frets, that's it, :o

[the more you explore me!]

*shrugs* i thought you'd say hello, and then i'd say hello seeing as you were here first, but i'll be bold and say hello first, hello :D

well respect your elders anyway...:p




The body was restored by Marti Wilde (Kim's dad), who was apparently handy with a belt sander.


how did cats daddy get him to do it?

ten mins left at this internet cafe!

[The Cat's Mother]

Impressive :D
do you have to listen to him go on and on about pick-ups and so on..?
i know guitarists that sit and memorize all the words no one knows what they mean so they sound like the know what they are talking about.
Twats, i don't even know what the bits are called, i know strings, frets, that's it, :o

Nah, we don't have too many Spinal Tap monents. :)

[virtually dead]

well respect your elders anyway...:p







Don't you know I'm a rebel? :D *hopes everyone will have forgotten about the homework comment*

[The Cat's Mother]

well respect your elders anyway...:p





how did cats daddy get him to do it?

ten mins left at this internet cafe!

The importer (guitar maker Martyn Boothe) was a mutual friend of both Wilde and Stig, but the two never met.

[The Cat's Mother]

Off to Grimsby for the Rock Challenge final. Back on the morrow!

[the more you explore me!]

Don't you know I'm a rebel? :D *hopes everyone will have forgotten about the homework comment*

we will never forget the homework comment!


The importer (guitar maker Martyn Boothe) was a mutual friend of both Wilde and Stig, but the two never met.

oh righty o


Off to Grimsby for the Rock Challenge final. Back on the morrow!

have a nice time:) tell him i like the jacket btw.

i off too as my time is up

TTFN

[virtually dead]

we will never forget the homework comment!

TTFN

Bugger :D

Bye x

[Kewpie]

Hello guys. :)

Are you also planning to go soon?

[thewarroom]

Off to Grimsby for the Rock Challenge final. Back on the morrow!

Have fun! :)

[hatfull]

Hello guys. :)

Are you also planning to go soon?
Hello kewpie. Looks like I just missed everyone else!

[Kewpie]

Hello hattie. :)

Yep, they've gone by five.
Are you going out soon?

[thewarroom]

I'm still here but not for long. I'm going to a grad party this afternoon.

[Kewpie]

You have many social events...we didn't have any.
It's cultural difference I guess.

Have a good time, warrie. :)

UncleSkinny's doing Morrissey inpersonation tonight at local pub!
He didn't tell us about it until last night. :o

[hatfull]

Hello hattie. :)

Yep, they've gone by five.
Are you going out soon?
Not sure, probably not tonight. I need a quiet weekend.

[hatfull]

I'm still here but not for long. I'm going to a grad party this afternoon.
Hello warrie!

[hatfull]

Does anyone know what time Dr Who is on? I can't be bothered to turn on the tv and check!

[Kewpie]

Does anyone know what time Dr Who is on? I can't be bothered to turn on the tv and check!

It's on 7:10pm tonight.

[hatfull]

Thank you Kewpie! Super Kewpie, font of all knowledge! I think you need your own tshirt with that written on it...

[Kewpie]

*blush*
Thank you very much hattie, no need to blow up my skirt. :o

[HIM]

no need to blow up my skirt. :o

i can do that. it's no trouble :)

[hatfull]

i can do that. it's no trouble :)
NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!

[Kewpie]

i can do that. it's no trouble :)


NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!


Hahaha, don't worry hattie, I hardly wear skirt nowadays. :p

[HIM]

NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!

listen, if you're going to lapdancing clubs, i'm gonna blow up kewpie's skirt 'til my heart's content.


I hardly wear skirt nowadays. :p

that's better, still

[hatfull]

listen, if you're going to lapdancing clubs, i'm gonna blow up kewpie's skirt 'til my heart's content.



that's better, still
You can come to lap dancing clubs, if you really want to go out on the town with a load of girls who there will be no funny buisness with as you are HAPPILY MARRIED.

[HIM]

there will be no funny buisness with as you are HAPPILY MARRIED.

i'm not planning on telling her jokes

[HIM]

also... can i borrow your miniskirt, for the evening? i don't like to think of poor kewpie having to go without

[hatfull]

also... can i borrow your miniskirt, for the evening? i don't like to think of poor kewpie having to go without
I'm sure Kewpie has her own skirt! Anyway, she would't let you look up her skirt I'm sure. And you can't go out, who's going to look after the cat? it's your turn!

[HIM]

I'm sure Kewpie has her own skirt! Anyway, she would't let you look up her skirt I'm sure. And you can't go out, who's going to look after the cat? it's your turn!

maybe she does, but she says she hardly wears skirts, these days, so.....

you're sure? excellent. we'll say no more about it, then

look after tha cat? you're not the only one with a cat that needs looked after, y'know, and i can't be everywhere

you goin' to the shops, yet? :);)

[hatfull]

maybe she does, but she says she hardly wears skirts, these days, so.....

you're sure? excellent. we'll say no more about it, then

look after tha cat? you're not the only one with a cat that needs looked after, y'know, and i can't be everywhere

you goin' to the shops, yet? :);)
Are you going to make it worth my while?

[HIM]

Are you going to make it worth my while?


i've already answered that. and you know i will anyway

[hatfull]

i've already answered that. and you know i will anyway
Good. I'll bring them back about midnight then!

[HIM]

Good. I'll bring them back about midnight then!

i'll try to be back, in time

[hatfull]

Good. See you later xxx

[Kewpie]

also... can i borrow your miniskirt, for the evening? i don't like to think of poor kewpie having to go without


I'm sure Kewpie has her own skirt! Anyway, she would't let you look up her skirt I'm sure. And you can't go out, who's going to look after the cat? it's your turn!


Ahahahaha!!!!!!!!

HIM, you will be deeply regret what you see if I wear miniskirt...
Unfortunately I'm not very proud of my legs.
I need some money to go to aethetic salon to get some treatment. :p

[chica]

HIM, you will be deeply regret what you see if I wear miniskirt...
Unfortunately I'm not very proud of my legs.
I need some money to go to aethetic salon to get some treatment. :p
A friend of mine has visited today, and she informed me that Angelina Jolie doesn't have good legs! So if your legs look like hers, you sound OK to me, Kewpie :D

[Cassius]

Hello everyone. :p

[thewarroom]

Hey Cassius!

[Kewpie]

A friend of mine has visited today, and she informed me that Angelina Jolie doesn't have good legs! So if your legs look like hers, you sound OK to me, Kewpie :D


Thank you very much for your kind words, chica.
I bet your friend actually hasn't seen Angelina Jolie in person.
If I had legs like her, I'd wear miniskirt all the time. :o
At least I can walk and run freely which is good enough.



Hello Cassius and warrie. :)

[Amy]

Time
Is like a dream
And now, for a time
Youu are miiine
Let's hold, fast, to the dream
That tastes, and sparkles, like wiiine

:D Evening all

[Kewpie]

Time
Is like a dream
And now, for a time
Youu are miiine
Let's hold, fast, to the dream
That tastes, and sparkles, like wiiine

:D Evening all


Hello Amy. :)

Aww...what made you to quote Interlude?

[Cassius]

I have that "You Spin Me 'Round" song stuck in my head. :eek:

[Amy]

Hello Amy. :)

Aww...what made you to quote Interlude?

Evening Kewpie :) I'm just listening to that song a lot recently for some reason, I had kinda forgot about it and then I rediscovered it and can't stop playing it. It sounds so dreamy and slightly dark.. his voice is like velvet. And Siouxie ain't bad either :D

[Kewpie]

I also rediscovered it when I downloaded Mr Reynolds' demo version.
Pity Morrissey and Siouxie fellout...

I'm really annoyed that I can't burn CDs using my laptop. :(
For some reason it keeps telling me to put a blank CD and I tried three different manufacturers', still unable to do so.

[HIM]

hallo there

[Kewpie]

Hello again HIM. :)

Have you got quiff by any chance?

[HIM]

Hello again HIM. :)

Have you got quiff by any chance?

hullo kewpie

yes, of course. you?

[Kewpie]

No, I look silly with quiff. :p

I think you're an expert of Morrissey's hair products.
Which one do you think he uses?

[the judge]

Good evening!
I'm back in my favourite section :D

[HIM]

No, I look silly with quiff. :p

I think you're an expert of Morrissey's hair products.
Which one do you think he uses?

yes, it's an endless source of fascination, to me. i think he must be using something quite rich & creamy, for extra hold, kewpie.

[HIM]

Good evening!
I'm back in my favourite section :D

hallo the judge. how are you?

[the judge]

I'm well, thank you :)
you?

I'm angry, my sister wants to sleep and wants me to shut down the pc :mad:
I can't stand it.
I'll buy a notebook this summer when I work and she will shut up finally.

bye:cool:

[Briber]

Look everyone! I'm online!

[HIM]

I'm well, thank you :)
you?

I'm angry, my sister wants to sleep and wants me to shut down the pc :mad:
I can't stand it.
I'll buy a notebook this summer when I work and she will shut up finally.

bye:cool:

pip pip, then


Look everyone! I'm online!

that's tremendous. how've you been?

[Briber]

that's tremendous. how've you been?

Fucking awful. You?

[HIM]

Fucking awful. You?

yeah, i'm on a similar vibe 'n' stuff, but it's cool 'cause we've, like, still got mozza, eh? he understands when nobody else does. (that's how it is, for me, anyway)

how long you been listenin' to moz?

been to any gigs?

[Kewpie]

Cheer up, mate. :)

Tell us what do you use when you bribe others?

[virtually dead]

Oh there is some boy going "doop doop doop" in my house...

[Kewpie]

Oh there is some boy going "doop doop doop" in my house...

Hello virtie. :)


What is he doing?

How's Winston, BTW?

[Briber]

how long you been listenin' to moz?

properly since YATQ came out, but had Malajdusted and Strangeways lurking around me time to time.


been to any gigs?

Been to 3 so far, and one of them i was right at the back, the other one i nearly got in a fight half way through, the one in the middle was just right... it's like porridge...

[virtually dead]

Hello virtie. :)


What is he doing?

How's Winston, BTW?

Singing...apparently

He's good he has a nan bread so he is perfectly content

[HIM]

Oh there is some boy going "doop doop doop" in my house...

why is he doing that and how do you feel about it?


properly since YATQ came out, but had Malajdusted and Strangeways lurking around me time to time.



Been to 3 so far, and one of them i was right at the back, the other one i nearly got in a fight half way through, the one in the middle was just right... it's like porridge...

what's your fave track on YATQ? i love 'first of the gang to die'.

i hope it didn't turn into a real fight! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

i make good porridge, btw!

[Kewpie]

Singing...apparently

He's good he has a nan bread so he is perfectly content

Everyone in your house is happy then. :)

[Briber]

why is he doing that and how do you feel about it?



what's your fave track on YATQ? i love 'first of the gang to die'.

i hope it didn't turn into a real fight! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

i make good porridge, btw!

i dont do favorites and ratings... yer baby, im not like everyone else... im a different person, i like carrying biscuit tins too. remember that. just some people smoking next to me, nearly setting me on fire, not that i cared much, but i dont like smoking...

[Cassius]

i make good porridge, btw!

Mmmm, porridge.

[virtually dead]

why is he doing that and how do you feel about it?





Because he is drunk, i feel slighty tense, and saddened because i cannot understand the meaning of it

Everyone in your house is happy then. :)

well someone was being sick in a bucket a while back...

[Cassius]

well someone was being sick in a bucket a while back...

At least there's no mess to clean up then!

[virtually dead]

At least there's no mess to clean up then!

I'm just ignoring it...the underage drinking and house music happens upstairs, the smiths and the documentaries on Art Rock happen downstairs.

It's a pleasant divide :)

[HIM]

i dont do favorites and ratings... yer baby, im not like everyone else... im a different person, i like carrying biscuit tins too. remember that. just some people smoking next to me, nearly setting me on fire, not that i cared much, but i dont like smoking...

have you got any biscuits in your tin? i like biscuits.

also, ya have to be a bit 'different' to 'get' moz tho dontcha?

have you ever been a smoker?

[Albion]

I'm in love with a hairdresser but she is not on fire. Just thought i would announce that

[Kewpie]

Because he is drunk, i feel slighty tense, and saddened because i cannot understand the meaning of it


well someone was being sick in a bucket a while back...


Ooops, is he OK now?

Some people change their personalities when they're drunk...:p

[Briber]

I'm in love with a hairdresser but she is not on fire. Just thought i would announce that

let's all take it in turn to describe the one's we like but can't have...

[Briber]

have you got any biscuits in your tin? i like biscuits.

I don't know i never looked in it, or at it...



have you ever been a smoker?

no, but if all this cancer stuff is true, i might start.

[HIM]

Mmmm, porridge.

you should talk to my wife! she loves it!


Because he is drunk, i feel slighty tense, and saddened because i cannot understand the meaning of it

are you going to go and reason with him?


I'm in love with a hairdresser but she is not on fire. Just thought i would announce that

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is she in love with you, too, albion?

[virtually dead]

Ooops, is he OK now?

Some people change their personalities when they're drunk...:p

I'm sure they are

yeah the all get very LOUD :mad:

[virtually dead]

are you going to go and reason with him?


Could you please refrain from "doop doop dooping" in my house or at least at a audible distance?

[HIM]

I don't know i never looked in it, or at it...




no, but if all this cancer stuff is true, i might start.

hoping for an early death, eh? hardcore.

[Cassius]

Well, I'm off to eat an ice cream cone and make my poster for the Moz show, be back in a bit. :)

[HIM]

Could you please refrain from "doop doop dooping" in my house or at least at a audible distance?

just say, "can you quit it, with the 'doop doop doops'?" and take it from there

[virtually dead]

just say, "can you quit it, with the 'doop doop doops'?" and take it from there

I don't have the heart to do it
well goodnight

[HIM]

Well, I'm off to eat an ice cream cone and make my poster for the Moz show, be back in a bit. :)

b'bye then *waves*

[Albion]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is she in love with you, too, albion?

It's hard to say, I am at the stage of complete infatuation but I don't know if it is reciprocated we have met a few times and it seems evidently clear that she likes me. Women are so complicated, hope always springs eternal though.

[Briber]

Well, I'm off to eat an ice cream cone and make my poster for the Moz show, be back in a bit. :)

when is your show? is it your first?

ofcourse you're busy eating, but you'll see this... maybe

[HIM]

I don't have the heart to do it
well goodnight

ok, g'night, young sprout

[HIM]

It's hard to say, I am at the stage of complete infatuation but I don't know if it is reciprocated we have met a few times and it seems evidently clear that she likes me. Women are so complicated, hope always springs eternal though.

women: complicated bastards. pretty good, tho, all things considered.

i hope things will go well for you, sir.

[hatfull]

hallo the judge. how are you?
Hello my darling xxx

Heloooooooooooooo drunken hatfull is bacj!"!!!!!!

[Albion]

women: complicated bastards. pretty good, tho, all things considered.

i hope things will go well for you, sir.

Yes i have come across quite a few in my short stay in this world but my faith in love is still devout:o

Thank you Monsieur

[hatfull]

let's all take it in turn to describe the one's we like but can't have...
This will end in tears.

[hatfull]

women: complicated bastards. pretty good, tho, all things considered.

i hope things will go well for you, sir.
Complecated? I'm not complicated, I'm drunk!

[Kewpie]

Hello my darling xxx

Heloooooooooooooo drunken hatfull is back!"!!!!!!

Aww...you're having fun hattie.
Oh, you missed virtie again. :D

[hatfull]

you should talk to my wife! she loves it!



are you going to go and reason with him?



YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is she in love with you, too, albion?
Yes, but I only love my husband's porridge, we have the best time in the kitchen in the mornings, don't we darling?

[Briber]

This will end in tears.

END in tears?

[hatfull]

END in tears?
Yes. Don't ask.

[hatfull]

I don't know i never looked in it, or at it...




no, but if all this cancer stuff is true, i might start.
Yeah, because cancer would be such a fun way to go, eh? Not painful or drawn out at all.

[Briber]

Yeah, because cancer would be such a fun way to go, eh? Not painful or drawn out at all.

at least it's a way...

[Albion]

at least it's a way...

Crucifixion is the way to go, always a chance you will come back as well.

[the more you explore me!]

at least it's a way...

cancer isn't something to joke about. There are people here that will find your flippant nature about the illness as very poor taste and offensive...please, i ask you in the best way i can, please don't "joke" about it.

[hatfull]

at least it's a way...
I'll bear that in mind, shall I?

Ignore me, I'll shut up now.

[Briber]

cancer isn't something to joke about. There are people here that will find your flippant nature about the illness as very poor taste and offensive...please, i ask you in the best way i can, please don't "joke" about it.

Trust me, i know, i'm not joking about it, my dad smoked too much and will probably die much earlier than normal, and probably quite soon. Just so frustrating...

sorry to anybody that took offense to that comment though.

[hatfull]

Trust me, i know, i'm not joking about it, my dad smoked too much and will probably die much earlier than normal, and probably quite soon. Just so frustrating...

sorry to anybody that took offense to that comment though.
I'm sorry to hear that. let's move on shall we? What was the question that I said would end in tears? (God I'm the life and soul tonight, someone slap me)

[Briber]

I'm sorry to hear that. let's move on shall we? What was the question that I said would end in tears? (God I'm the life and soul tonight, someone slap me)

the one about fancying people we can't have. Describe them and pray to god they enjoy browsing morrissey forums on saturday nights...

[Albion]

pray to god they enjoy browsing morrissey forums on saturday nights...

God, that made me depressed.

[HIM]

Complecated? I'm not complicated, I'm drunk!

are you telling me you're easy when you're drunk, sweetheart?

[hatfull]

are you telling me you're easy when you're drunk, sweetheart?
Oh yes!

[Cassius]

when is your show? is it your first?



Monday, and yes.

I'm baaaaaaaaaack.

The cone was delicious and the sign is done.

[hatfull]

the one about fancying people we can't have. Describe them and pray to god they enjoy browsing morrissey forums on saturday nights...
OH!!!!! I wonder if Johnny Depp visits here on a Saturday night? (my husband does, so I need to shut up!)

[Kewpie]

OH!!!!! I wonder if Johnny Depp visits here on a Saturday night? (my husband does, so I need to shut up!)

I'm not sure about Johnny Depp, but Russell Brand may be. :D

[Cassius]

OH!!!!! I wonder if Johnny Depp visits here on a Saturday night? (my husband does, so I need to shut up!)

Ooh, do you fancy Johnny too? Shall we discuss this over porridge?

[hatfull]

I'm not sure about Johnny Depp, but Russell Brand may be. :D
So last year! (well, two years ago to be accurate)

[Kewpie]

So last year! (well, two years ago to be accurate)

Aww...*sob* :(

[the more you explore me!]

I'm not sure about Johnny Depp, but Russell Brand may be. :D

hello russell.....hey try and do your act without the mention of your ball bags etc:p


Ooh, do you fancy Johnny too? Shall we discuss this over porridge?

don't care about that......not that you were asking me, but that is a charming avator you have there:)

[Briber]

these nights can be frightening

[Kewpie]

these nights can be frightening


Is there anything we can do to cheer you up? :)

[hatfull]

Ooh, do you fancy Johnny too? Shall we discuss this over porridge?
Ummmmmmmmm..........hubby might get upset. But Johnny is heartbreakingly beautiful, and does not appear to have aged at all in the *cough* fourteen years or so I have admired him... and he has done some damn good films, what I admire abouthim is that he cares little about the whole hollywood thing, he lives in France with his wife and children and he takes films he likes, not huge 80 million pund budget epics (though I guess Pirates 3 might have been that)

[Briber]

Is there anything we can do to cheer you up? :)

you sound like a lovely person. but the chat is good enough, as long as i don't say anything stupid... (again)

[hatfull]

Aww...*sob* :(
Oh, he's very now, it's just...never mind!

[Cassius]

don't care about that......not that you were asking me, but that is a charming avator you have there:)

Why, thank you very much. :)

Didn't mean to get you in trouble, hattie! You can blame it on me if you like! :D