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[The Cat's Mother]

Life's a bitch isn't it :( have I given you cyber germs from my cold? :p

That'll be it, then. I have Wessie Cyber-Plague. :(

[The Cat's Mother]

Are they the same thing?

If they were, my uterus might be able to gargle, which could be interesting.

[hatfull]

If they were, my uterus might be able to gargle, which could be interesting.
Sorry to hear that Kate. I'm a domestic goddess today, I've cleaned, gone to the supermarket, made a roast dinner, done 3 loads of washing and am now knitting. Check me out!

[virtually dead]

If they were, my uterus might be able to gargle, which could be interesting.

What a thing to be greeted with! :D

[The Cat's Mother]

What a thing to be greeted with! :D

Well, at least I didn't contemplate tonsil tampons. Oops....

[virtually dead]

Kate! stop it, stop it! :D
do you know anything about Hamlet, Kate? :p

[The Cat's Mother]

Kate! stop it, stop it! :D
do you know anything about Hamlet, Kate? :p

I daresay I've forgotten more than I can remember. What do you want to know?

[Kewpie]

I was very shocked to read Morrissey's message last year published on true-to-you which he mentioned tampons. :p

[virtually dead]

I daresay I've forgotten more than I can remember. What do you want to know?

800 - 1000 words on the meeting between Hamlet and Ophelia, if you wouldn't mind ;):p
Ah, nevermind, how are you Kate appart from the pains?


I was very shocked to read Morrissey's message last year published on true-to-you which he mentioned tampons. :p

I can't remember this :eek:

[The Cat's Mother]

I was very shocked to read Morrissey's message last year published on true-to-you which he mentioned tampons. :p

Especially coming from a bloke who bleeds monthly from the stigmata in his hands and feet and from where they stuck the thorn into his side.


Just kidding. Probably.

[Kewpie]

Especially coming from a bloke who bleeds monthly from the stigmata in his hands and feet and from where they stuck the thorn into his side.


Just kidding. Probably.


Hehehe...glad he hasn't mentioned sanitary products in his lyrics. :o

[hatfull]

Especially coming from a bloke who bleeds monthly from the stigmata in his hands and feet and from where they stuck the thorn into his side.


Just kidding. Probably.
hahahahahaha! Go say it on gd, go on! ;) :D

[The Cat's Mother]

hahahahahaha! Go say it on gd, go on! ;) :D

Yeah, like I need a Fawners' Fatwah as well as a gargling uterus....

[hatfull]

Yeah, like I need a Fawners' Fatwah as well as a gargling uterus....
true...

I need some chocolate

[Amy]

That'll be it, then. I have Wessie Cyber-Plague. :(

HAHAHAHA!

ooo be careful Kate, it might not go away...

Possible side effects:

In certain circumstances, sufferers may develop a sudden and illogical desire to move to the Westerly side of the county of Yorkshire, particularly to the areas of Wakefield and the Five Towns, where Morrissey-Solo user Amy will be waiting to greet you with a smug grin, a hot cup of cocoa and a bad case of the Wessie Cyber Plague.

The only way to remedy this mysterious illness is to become an inhabitant of West Yorkshire itself, thus developing an immunity :D

[The Cat's Mother]

true...

I need some chocolate

I need jaffa cakes.

I once developed marks like stigmata on both palms. Still don't know what caused it. Got the evangelical Christian in the upstairs office at work all twitchy, though.

[Amy]

I was very shocked to read Morrissey's message last year published on true-to-you which he mentioned tampons. :p

WHAT!?

Where is this mysterious tampon message!?

[The Cat's Mother]

WHAT!?

Where is this mysterious tampon message!?

It was a rather silly comment about record company types sitting in their offices and "smoking their tampons". Hardly Oscar Wilde. Although I had to wonder if Morrissey meant the tampons with or without applicators. Sort of cigarette holders v rollies.

[The Cat's Mother]

true...

I need some chocolate

I've had enough. I'm popping into Hornsea to see if Heron have any Jaffa Cakes. Back in a bit...

[Amy]

It was a rather silly comment about record company types sitting in their offices and "smoking their tampons". Hardly Oscar Wilde. Although I had to wonder if Morrissey meant the tampons with or without applicators. Sort of cigarette holders v rollies.

eurgh. It doesn't even make much sense :confused:

I can't use tampons, they are the Anti-christ of sanitary products.

[hatfull]

I need jaffa cakes.

I once developed marks like stigmata on both palms. Still don't know what caused it. Got the evangelical Christian in the upstairs office at work all twitchy, though.
I get that on the soles of my feet. My best friend used t tell everyone they were stigmata! :D

[hatfull]

I get that on the soles of my feet. My best friend used t tell everyone they were stigmata! :D
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! What is wrong with the woolworths website? I want to have a look and it keeps crashing :mad:

[Kewpie]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! What is wrong with the woolworths website? I want to have a look and it keeps crashing :mad:


Hehehe...HIM is preventing you to stop spending too much. :D

[hatfull]

Hehehe...HIM is preventing you to stop spending too much. :D
quite possibly he is yes :(

[vicarinatutugal]

I mean I know its solo, and we have always had freaks here but jesus is it just me that is thinking, are there not a lot of utter nob ends on the site?

anyway, lovely day here in sunny scotland and my ankle is on the mend not as sore as it was, still a bit weak.

How are you all?

[vicarinatutugal]

eurgh. It doesn't even make much sense :confused:

I can't use tampons, they are the Anti-christ of sanitary products.
lol here is the actual quote

"On the subject of the Smiths, I thought it was very lazy of Warners not to commemorate the 20th year of The Queen Is Dead without a special edition CD - or boxed CD, or tea towel - or something! We can only assume that those highly paid and magnetically talented people at Warners are far too busy rolling their own tampons to allow art and creativity to take them away from their work. As always for the Smiths, another poignant moment wasted."

taken from this (http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_060721_02)

[vicarinatutugal]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! What is wrong with the woolworths website? I want to have a look and it keeps crashing :mad:

I am finding solo a bit of a pain to navigate at the moment. grrr I am not sure if it is the site, my computer or my god awful mouse. Must get a new one, been saying that for months now! :p

[hatfull]

I am finding solo a bit of a pain to navigate at the moment. grrr I am not sure if it is the site, my computer or my god awful mouse. Must get a new one, been saying that for months now! :p
well, solo isn't bad right now (finally learnt how to defrag my computer!) but woolies... :mad:

[vicarinatutugal]

well, solo isn't bad right now (finally learnt how to defrag my computer!) but woolies... :mad:
ooo I hate defragging, poor old comp prob needs it actually.
what you wanting to order from woolies?
they have a ten % off on some toys in store this week, so I am going to see if I can get the nitendo thing Dylan wants for his xmas this week.

[hatfull]

well, solo isn't bad right now (finally learnt how to defrag my computer!) but woolies... :mad:
got woolies to work for a sec, hoorah!

[hatfull]

ooo I hate defragging, poor old comp prob needs it actually.
what you wanting to order from woolies?
they have a ten % off on some toys in store this week, so I am going to see if I can get the nitendo thing Dylan wants for his xmas this week.
I want a hand held hoover, I was just checking prices. Not bad really, might go next weekend.

[The Cat's Mother]

lol here is the actual quote

"On the subject of the Smiths, I thought it was very lazy of Warners not to commemorate the 20th year of The Queen Is Dead without a special edition CD - or boxed CD, or tea towel - or something! We can only assume that those highly paid and magnetically talented people at Warners are far too busy rolling their own tampons to allow art and creativity to take them away from their work. As always for the Smiths, another poignant moment wasted."

taken from this (http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_060721_02)

Oh it was "rolling" not "smoking" their own tampons. My bad, but close enough for jazz.:rolleyes:

[vicarinatutugal]

Oh it was "rolling" not "smoking" their own tampons. My bad, but close enough for jazz.:rolleyes:

either way it was pretty gross...
http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-7502.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Kewpie]

Karin, you definitely need a new mouse. ;)

[vicarinatutugal]

Karin, you definitely need a new mouse. ;)

I know, I know... I WILL get one soon, untill then its 10 pms per 1 sent. :p

[Kewpie]

I need to dash to LJ in order to have mind- bleaching.

[vicarinatutugal]

I need to dash to LJ in order to have mind- bleaching.

seen something scary! :eek:

[The Cat's Mother]

seen something scary! :eek:


Ooh! See you down on the faaaaaaaarrrrrm! <- bad stereotypical West Country accent.

[hatfull]

me too

[Kewpie]

Ooh! See you down on the faaaaaaaarrrrrm! <- bad stereotypical West Country accent.

I have to go there again...:(
*muttering some swear words at a particular insensitive individual*

[vicarinatutugal]

I have to go there again...:(
*muttering some swear words at a particular insensitive individual*

get it all out my dear!

[The Cat's Mother]

I have to go there again...:(
*muttering some swear words at a particular insensitive individual*

We're already there, plotting to go to Ikea and embroidering our conspiracy theory about HIM's sore nipple. But do come along and slag someone off. :D

[hatfull]

We're already there, plotting to go to Ikea and embroidering our conspiracy theory about HIM's sore nipple. But do come along and slag someone off. :D
absolutely! It's the knitting circle I've always dreamed of *wipes away a tear*

[hatfull]

I have to go there again...:(
*muttering some swear words at a particular insensitive individual*
Poor kewpie, have a cup of tea and come and knit

[The Cat's Mother]

absolutely! It's the knitting circle I've always dreamed of *wipes away a tear*

Speaking of which, I made a pattern for a knitted wine cosy the other day. I'm going to do a black Halloween version with a little hanging corpse on it for the Goth WI community on LJ. Aw!

[hatfull]

Speaking of which, I made a pattern for a knitted wine cosy the other day. I'm going to do a black Halloween version with a little hanging corpse on it for the Goth WI community on LJ. Aw!
what a cool idea! After I finish the hat (few more rows) I'm going to make matching mittens.

[The Cat's Mother]

what a cool idea! After I finish the hat (few more rows) I'm going to make matching mittens.

Mittens! Mittens with kittens on?

[hatfull]

Mittens! Mittens with kittens on?
haha! Hubby will not thank you for giving me ideas, the hat is still met with muttering :D Mittens with bobbles on, for the record.

[vicarinatutugal]

right, going to have my pudding and slob out on the couch, see you later
xx

[hatfull]

right, going to have my pudding and slob out on the couch, see you later
xx
bye Karin :( How dare you all leave me alone and go and have time with your families! ;)

[Kewpie]

HIM will love to have polar bears on his mittens.
Kittens are too girlie fof him. *giggles* :D

[hatfull]

HIM will love to have polar bears on his mittens.
Kittens are too girlie fof him. *giggles* :D
no they arn't!

Back in a bit, time for tea

[vicarinatutugal]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/sisick/moz2/moz3/mozpall-01.jpg
I want one of these t shirts! :D

[Kewpie]

Hmmm...I don't like the colour very much.
I prefer pale blue, bright red isn't my favourite. :o

[vicarinatutugal]

Hmmm...I don't like the colour very much.
I prefer pale blue, bright red isn't my favourite. :o

I like the slogan myself. The lads look good. :D

[bikubesong]

I like it.

[vicarinatutugal]

I like it.

hi there Bikie how are you?

also I am thinking I am one member away from 400 on Moz_shot. :D

[Kewpie]

I like the slogan myself. The lads look good. :D

Yes, they look good on this T shirt.

[bikubesong]

hi there Bikie how are you?

also I am thinking I am one member away from 400 on Moz_shot. :D
what's moz-shot? something .. narcotic?

Im fine, really tired though
You?
I may fall asleep before i see your relpy,
If so
Have a nice day tomorrow:)

[Kewpie]

hi there Bikie how are you?

also I am thinking I am one member away from 400 on Moz_shot. :D


Congratulations. :)

Good night bikie. *waves*

[vicarinatutugal]

what's moz-shot? something .. narcotic?

Im fine, really tired though
You?
I may fall asleep before i see your relpy,
If so
Have a nice day tomorrow:)

this lj community moz_shot (http://community.livejournal.com/morrissey_shot/)

[vicarinatutugal]

I am ok thanks, sleep well bikie.

[bikubesong]

good night's..:)

Look what i found:D

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=53084

[vicarinatutugal]

good night's..:)

Look what i found:D

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=53084

ha ha! nice find...
I would not want to see that headline. :rolleyes:

[bikubesong]

ha ha! nice find...
I would not want to see that headline. :rolleyes:
PS: I hate that i finds this laughable.

[HIM]

I have to go there again...:(
*muttering some swear words at a particular insensitive individual*

what excitement did i miss?


We're already there, plotting to go to Ikea and embroidering our conspiracy theory about HIM's sore nipple. But do come along and slag someone off. :D

i'm curious about this.

[Grim O'Grady]

Hmmm...I don't like the colour very much.
I prefer pale blue, bright red isn't my favourite. :o

I'm warming to you more & more! :)

love

Grim

[Kewpie]

Hi HIM. :)

Hehehe, Kate has a farm where we sometimes go, you should ask hattie.

[Kewpie]

I'm warming to you more & more! :)

love

Grim


Thanks Grim. :)

[HIM]

Hi HIM. :)

Hehehe, Kate has a farm where we sometimes go, you should ask hattie.

right, okay

[The Cat's Mother]

I have just purchased nine pairs of rubber gloves and an ironing board cover. What an exciting creature I am.

[Kewpie]

I have just purchased nine pairs of rubber gloves and an ironing board cover. What an exciting creature I am.

What happen to your spending spree?
Saving it for the rainy day for the time being? :D

[The Cat's Mother]

What happen to your spending spree?
Saving it for the rainy day for the time being? :D

*nods* I'm biding my time....

I promised to get my smut chapter into HTLM shape and posted. But I want to read instead. :(

[Kewpie]

Take your time, no need for hurry. :)

[virtually dead]

Hmm, I am so tempted to attempt to read some of the 'smut' in school time...:D

[Kewpie]

Hello virtie.

Are you still having hidiously giggly mood? :)

[virtually dead]

unfortunetly not, the come-down was rather grave :(
Kewpie, do you know where the dreams thread is?

[The Cat's Mother]

Hmm, I am so tempted to attempt to read some of the 'smut' in school time...:D

Alas, I'll have to bring my 18+ filter into play on this one. It's ruuuuuuuude!

[virtually dead]

I bet you only do that to stop ME reading them :mad::p
You must make a collection of 'suitable' ones for me, dear :D

[The Cat's Mother]

I bet you only do that to stop ME reading them :mad::p
You must make a collection of 'suitable' ones for me, dear :D

Oh, you're not the only one; one of the other mods accidentally let a 13 year old join the slash comm recently. She wasn't happy when I sussed her and kicked her off. At least I hadn't given her access to my fic journal.

Anyway, I'm sure a nice young lady like yourself doesn't want to read about a lass who gets tipsy and lands up in bed with her gay best friend. And his dad..... :eek:

[Kewpie]

unfortunetly not, the come-down was rather grave :(
Kewpie, do you know where the dreams thread is?


Hmmm...I don't know which one you're looking for, here they are:


http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=68427

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=75663

;)

[virtually dead]

Sounds widly entertaining TCM :eek:
I'll live without that knowledge I suppose...:p

Thanks a lot Kewpie, x

[Kewpie]

Sounds widly entertaining TCM :eek:
I'll live without that knowledge I suppose...:p

Thanks a lot Kewpie, x

You're very welcome. :)

I'd recommend you to listen Pulp and Momus (early albums Circus Maximus, Poison Boyfriend, Tender Pervert and Don't Stop The Night are sublime!!) which cater what you're after. :D

[virtually dead]

I'm not a pervert, :p
But i shall heed your advice never the less...:D

[Kewpie]

I never said you're a pervert. :p

Momus is very under-rated and I have to ask my friend to send me a copy of those albums except Circus Maximus.

[virtually dead]

Ok i believe you ;)

Momus reminds me of the Moomuns, i was utterly terrified of the moomuns, i still get uncomfortable watching them :eek:

[Kewpie]

Moomuns?
What are they?

You mean Moomins?
I love Moomins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[The Cat's Mother]

Ok i believe you ;)

Momus reminds me of the Moomuns, i was utterly terrified of the moomuns, i still get uncomfortable watching them :eek:

You mean the Moomins? Oh, I loved the books when I was little. Not so keen on the TV version, though.

[virtually dead]

Yes the Moomins, don't you find them awful?
they're like marshmallows with eyes, and i shant even mention the little girl with the eyes of a murderer who was also included

[The Cat's Mother]

Yes the Moomins, don't you find them awful?
they're like marshmallows with eyes, and i shant even mention the little girl with the eyes of a murderer who was also included

Little Mai? Yes, eyes of a murderer. I thought she was great!

[virtually dead]

*shakes head* It's people like you that turned my childhood into a set of nightmares! :p
http://www.drawnandquarterly.com/imagesProduct/a43ce6a7be8354.jpg

[Kewpie]

*shakes head* It's people like you that turned my childhood into a set of nightmares! :p
http://www.drawnandquarterly.com/imagesProduct/a43ce6a7be8354.jpg


Awww...I want to buy this book!!! :)

Moomins are very cute and when I was a child I wanted to live in Moomin Valley.

[virtually dead]

I value that it was very trendy and asbstract, but...:D
look at the little worm..things :eek:

[The Cat's Mother]

*shakes head* It's people like you that turned my childhood into a set of nightmares! :p
http://www.drawnandquarterly.com/imagesProduct/a43ce6a7be8354.jpg

I don't recall offhand those little critters on the ground, but they're a bit phallic.

[virtually dead]

good point, TCM, what trials penises with hands play on a childs mind!
and may leed to future confusion...

[Kewpie]

Pity you haven't watched Japanese animation series.
Original 1968 version the author Tove Jansson didn't approve of it, but 1990 new version she was very happy and it was also broadcasted on BBC. :)

[The Cat's Mother]

penises with hands

Oh...... never mind. It's not fair to the men here, so I'll save it for the farm.

[virtually dead]

What? tell me?I feel you were about to say something very important on the subject of penises with hands...and then you retreated :(

I don't bitch ;)...often, but i shall if you ask me too.
who is the subject?

Kewpie have a look at this site www.drawnandquarterly.com

[Kewpie]

Thank you very much virte. :)

Shall we have some jaffa cakes for tea?

[The Cat's Mother]

What? tell me?I feel you were about to say something very important on the subject of penises with hands...and then you retreated :(

I don't bitch ;)...often, but i shall if you ask me too.
who is the subject?




The floor is open, my dear (although I didn't intend to use my naked sailors icon, but never mind). Pick a subject. We're a broad, if deconsecrated church....

[virtually dead]

Oh please let me see your naked sailor :D
Oh don't make me pick....
The boy sitting in front has died his his very much like the milky bar kid, what do you think would proke such a thing?

[The Cat's Mother]

Oh please let me see your naked sailor :D
Oh don't make me pick....
The boy sitting in front has died his his very much like the milky bar kid, what do you think would proke such a thing?

Er.... I've just realised that you're not a farm girl. You won't have clue what I'm on about! Okay, I have a private LJ comm (to which we refer here as the farm) the main function of which is to let members say what they can't say here. It's a safety valve, but it's by no means a bitch comm; we post stuff there for laughs, plus you can post personal stuff that you want to talk about, but which you don't wish to announce to the whole forum. One main rule, though; what's said on the farm, stays on the farm. Oh, and I'm the sole mod and my word is law.*cracks knuckles* :)

I can put your name forward if you like; all members are proposed in case of objection, but I can't see any of the others objecting to you joining.

[The Cat's Mother]

The boy sitting in front has died his his very much like the milky bar kid, what do you think would proke such a thing?
PS: "Died" his what? :confused:

[lottie]

oh how sick am i of bloody car dealers, (*cough* vw *cough*)
why is it that a nearly 20 year old car, is suddenly having parts deleted, and only 'consumables' are available,(although i have issues with which bit if a fuel pump isnt a consumable) GRRR i am so pissed off with them, as it probably mean i will have to sell my 'babies' and be pushed into a more modern car just so i could get parts should i need them, it is bloody unfair and i for one cannot and do not want to afford it.
B*******s.

:mad::(:mad:

[Kewpie]

Sorry about your car, lottie.

You can also post it here:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=78833

:o

[lottie]

Sorry about your car, lottie.

You can also post it here:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=78833

:o

lol, i didnt even know there was a bad mood thread... :rolleyes:
boy is it gonna get some ranting from me. lol

[virtually dead]

Dyed? Is that right? :D

[The Cat's Mother]

Dyed? Is that right? :D

It is indeed. :)

Lasts night's Smallville was slightly less crap than the previous two episodes, I thought.

[Kewpie]

I need to go to some grocery shopping, but I don't feel like going out.

[The Cat's Mother]

I need to go to some grocery shopping, but I don't feel like going out.

And I never got my smut HTLM'd. I'd better go make some food for the sprogs. My throat's very sore again, so I'll just have a cuppa and maybe a Jaffa Cake Mini Roll.

[Kewpie]

You haven't had ginger coke?
It miraculously soothes your throat. ;)

[The Cat's Mother]

You haven't had ginger coke?
It miraculously soothes your throat. ;)

I don't have any coke. I have ginger cake. Would that do? :)

[Amy]

You haven't had ginger coke?
It miraculously soothes your throat. ;)

Kewpie! My throat is better! :D still a little hoarse now and again but it's not sore or scratchy anymore :p

[Kewpie]

I don't have any coke. I have ginger cake. Would that do? :)

Then I'd suggest you to put some sliced ginger and tea in a pun to simmer few minutes.
Add some sugar or honey when you drink it. ;)

Glad to hear that your throat is better, Amy. :)

[Grim O'Grady]

don't forget the cheese?

love

Grim

[Amy]

Then I'd suggest you to put some sliced ginger and tea in a pun to simmer few minutes.
Add some sugar or honey when you drink it. ;)

Glad to hear that your throat is better, Amy. :)

Thanks dear :) and may I suggest a pan would be more useful for the ginger and tea? ;)

[The Cat's Mother]

Thanks dear :) and may I suggest a pan would be more useful for the ginger and tea? ;)

Dammit! I wondered why this pun was leaking all over the hob....

[Amy]

Dammit! I wondered why this pun was leaking all over the hob....

:p!!!

[virtually dead]

I think I'm falling in love with Mr Kapranos..again
I think this calls for a frink thread

[Kewpie]

Thanks dear :) and may I suggest a pan would be more useful for the ginger and tea? ;)


Ooops, thanks Amy.
My memory function needs some repair. :p

[hatfull]

Ooops, thanks Amy.
My memory function needs some repair. :p
just for grim, I'm aving my home made butternut squash, pumpkin and sweet potato soup with cheese on toast floating as crutons :) mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

[Kewpie]

just for grim, I'm aving my home made butternut squash, pumpkin and sweet potato soup with cheese on toast floating as crutons :) mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............


Sounds lovely!!!!! *drools*

I envy HIM who is also having those. :D

[hatfull]

Sounds lovely!!!!! *drools*

I envy HIM who is also having those. :D
it is so good! hmmmmmmmmmm, hubby is looking at it suspiciously and wondering if I put anything he doesn't like in it before I blended it :D He'll be at the pot noodle in a sec :rolleyes:

[Grim O'Grady]

with cheese on toast floating as crutons :) mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

aye get rid of that other rubbish though eh?;)

love

Grim

[hatfull]

aye get rid of that other rubbish though eh?;)

love

Grim
god, don't give hubby encouragment to turn his nose up at my food!

[bikubesong]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D

[hatfull]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D
That's one of the sounds I teach the kids for Jolly Phonics :D

[Kewpie]

Hello little miss sunshine, how are you today? :)

[bikubesong]

That's one of the sounds I teach the kids for Jolly Phonics :D
I love the feeling you get in your teeth! Hattie, I'd love to be in your class.

[hatfull]

I love the feeling you get in your teeth! Hattie, I'd love to be in your class.
hmmmmmmmmmmm, dunno if you would...

[The Cat's Mother]

hmmmmmmmmmmm, dunno if you would...

Bikey would be on the back row with all the other naughty children. ;)

[hatfull]

Bikey would be on the back row with all the other naughty children. ;)
and miss hatfull is mean to them and makes them cry :)

[The Cat's Mother]

and miss hatfull is mean to them and makes them cry :)

They call her "Miss Hateful" behind her back and stick chewing gum to the seat of her chair....

[hatfull]

They call her "Miss Hateful" behind her back and stick chewing gum to the seat of her chair....
quite possibly, but then I find out who it was and they have no play time/no computer/no nice treats for the rest of the day :)

[Kewpie]

*raise hand*

Miss hatfull, why Nigella is always wearing black top and long skirt with a cardigan every week on her show?
Hasn't she married to a millionare? :D

[The Cat's Mother]

quite possibly, but then I find out who it was and they have no play time/no computer/no nice treats for the rest of the day :)

*whispers* It was Kewpie! :eek:

[Albion]

I'm so incredibly depressed.

[Kewpie]

I'm so incredibly depressed.


Poor you...because you saw "Control"?

Have some jaffa cake and tea.

[HIM]

I'm so incredibly depressed.

how are you dressed?

[Kewpie]

*whispers* It was Kewpie! :eek:


Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm almost getting hands on nice treats! :D

[Kewpie]

how are you dressed?


Uh, of course he's nakkkkkd, sleepy head. :D

[hatfull]

*raise hand*

Miss hatfull, why Nigella is always wearing black top and long skirt with a cardigan every week on her show?
Hasn't she married to a millionare? :D
does this have anything to do with what we're talking about right now? ;) (yes, I really do say that to 5 year olds)

[hatfull]

Uh, of course he's nakkkkkd, sleepy head. :D
think it was a Smiths joke ;)

[Albion]

Poor you...because you saw "Control"?

Have some jaffa cake and tea.


Partly, it seemingly has had a profound effect on me.

mmh i only have chocloate digestives, could things get any worse:(



how are you dressed?

remarkably

[hatfull]

I'm so incredibly depressed.
join the club

[The Cat's Mother]

mmh i only have chocloate digestives, could things get any worse:(





Yes. You could have fig rolls or garibaldis.:eek:

[Albion]

Yes. You could have fig rolls or garibaldis.:eek:

I like Garibaldi's, they remind me of Italy gaining its independence.

[The Cat's Mother]

I like Garibaldi's, they remind me of Italy gaining its independence.

So, does the thought of self rule for Italy help cheer you up at all? It does bugger all for me. I'm going downstairs to sort out the kitchen while my hair dries, then I'm coming back up to bed with a Lemsip laced with gin.

[bikubesong]

Hello little miss sunshine, how are you today? :)
am i boastful.. or.. does this mean me?:o

[Albion]

So, does the thought of self rule for Italy help cheer you up at all? It does bugger all for me. I'm going downstairs to sort out the kitchen while my hair dries, then I'm coming back up to bed with a Lemsip laced with gin.

I don't know, i probably wouldn't be where i am today if it didn't happen.

Sounds good.

[Kewpie]

am i boastful.. or.. does this mean me?:o

Yep, I was asking you.

Have to wash my hair, see you later. :)

[The Cat's Mother]

I don't know, i probably wouldn't be where i am today if it didn't happen.



Same with me if the Vikings hadn't invaded......

[bikubesong]

Yep, I was asking you.

Have to wash my hair, see you later. :)
Later, dear!:)

Im gonna try... fixing my mum and dad's computer.. Argh.. N-e-e-d H-e-l-p.

[bikubesong]

Same with me if the Vikings hadn't invaded......
Your ancestors from norway?:eek:

[The Cat's Mother]

Your ancestors from norway?:eek:

Some of them. I'm a North East Coast invasion mongrel. :)

[bikubesong]

Some of them. I'm a North East Coast invasion mongrel. :)
Nice;)

[Robert Neville]

Review - Robbie Williams - Rudebox

Robbie Becomes A Wannabe

Robbie Williams has released his 8th studio album since splitting with boy band Take That, and from the sounds of it, Robbie has got sloppy. So what should you expect from “Rudebox”; Has Robbie become the white 50 Cent?, Is Robbie England’s answer to Eminem?. In short the answer is a resounding NO! I will tell you what this album sounds like, imagine Snoopy inhaling intoxicating amounts of helium and then putting on a funny voice.
Mr Williams, as he puts it himself, is “A Born Entertainer” but the only person he’s entertaining these days is himself, if record sales are anything to go by. If you were served Rudebox in a restaurant, you would send it back, unless you have no taste buds, and even then….
Everything was rosy for Williams, record sales were good, with an ever increasing popularity, but then a split from song writing partner Guy Chambers (the person that most people credit for all parts of the songs) meant that it was all change in camp Williams, a new song writing partner emerges in the shape of Stephen ’tin tin’ Duffy, and two albums in, the partnership must come under scrutiny.
I think that its about time to tell you that, and this may shock you, I am a Robbie Williams fan, I have all the albums including this one, but my patience is wearing more than thin.
The album starts of with lead single and title track “Rudebox”, which sounds like Robbie is doing one, long, continuous yawn, with lyrics which sound like a five year old child that has just discovered that he can make words rhyme. With such lyrical insights as “A D I D A S old school this is the best (yes) T K Maxx costs less (yes) Jackson looks a mess (bless)” who needs Oscar Wilde? Why this was chosen as the lead single I will never know. The second song, “Viva Life On Mars” is a country and western number which seems out of place on a dance album, but anyway, viva life on mars? Lets send Robbie there on a mission to find out, oh and he can take every copy of this album with him.
The album itself shows that Robbie must be running out of creativity, as out of 16 tracks, five are covers, which on the surface isn’t many, but it says a lot about Robbie’s confidence at the moment. The first cover song is Lovelight, initially sung by Lewis Taylor, and is by far the best song on the album, but then again, The Cheeky Girls could release a album of more meaningful songs. The next song is the throwaway “Bongo Bong and Je Ne T'aime Plus”, which just leaves me speechless, its that bad, but it is saved, but only just, by the guest appearance of Lilly Allen ( I doubt this song makes her smile). The next song, the fan boy craze of “She’s Madonna”, singing about the only person that can re-invent themselves, so take note Mr Williams!. The tabloids would have you believe that this tune is the work of the devil, But 'She's Madonna', the third single from his Rudebox fiasco, is better than the tabloid press would have you believe, with its thumping beat, courtesy of The Pet Shop Boys, and high pitched falsetto by Rob, definitely a future single. You may now be beginning to think that “Rudebox” will pick up the pace and save itself, but, oh no, think again because next comes … “Keep On”, and, oh the ironies or ironies, you definitely do not want this track to keep on going. Again Robbie shows us that he has no lyrical ability what-so-ever, as he shows with; “Got no strings But I think with my dingalingaling Can't sing can't speak ting tong's tong ting”, you have to wonder if he is starting to take the piss really, and I do start to wonder if his fans are starting to lose loyalty, that’s if he has any fans left anyway. “Good Doctor” follows, where Robbie tries to be Jamaican, with truly laughable results. In this song Robbie lists the name of prescription drugs, so is it any wonder why he ended up in rehab for his dependency of such drugs?. Yes that’s right yet another “star” has ended up in ‘rehab’ or as its known in showbiz, “holiday” or “free publicity”, one only has to look at the recent tabloid frenzy attached to Amy Winehouse. Amy checks her self into Rehab ( Looks like the finally made her go), and her album, “Back to Black” rockets back up the charts to Number two. But Amy Winehouse is a media whore, and I believe, anyway, that Robbie is not that, I believe that Robbie does have deep rooted troubles, his main trouble however, is his reputation after releasing this ridiculous, ludicrous, comical album of mishaps. Nevertheless, the album picks up with the next two songs, “The Actor” and “ Never Touch That Switch” . “The Actor” is also a great little ditty, with some half-decent lyrics, which makes a change, such as “In the future, Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes, You are, we all are a test card, The stars of CCTV,
We are the nature of the beast” , Robbie deploying a turn of phrase on the “everybody will be have there 15 minutes of fame” into “Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes“, which in today’s celebrity obsessed world, couldn’t be more true, the big brother generation is upon us, where celebrities come and go, Robbie has been at the top for 15 long, long, long years, should we all start to wonder if his candle is burning out? With “Never Touch That Switch” comes a welcome change of pace with its hooky warped synch chorus, and slowed down vocals. Robbie has also cited Human Leagues song ‘Louise’ as his favourite song of all time (what a privilege for Human League!), and he sees Rudebox to be the perfect place to pay homage to it, however his cover fails to replicate the magic of the original, Robbie even sees the need to repeat the spoken word bit twice, just to fill air, or maybe he thought he hadn’t said anything for the last 20 seconds, and that people were about to forget who it was they were listening to. Robbie’s next attempt of a cover is “We’re The Pet Shop Boys”, Robbie always one for being tongue in cheek, digs his tongue firmly in both cheeks, then winks at you with this song, he has Neil Tennant from The Pet Shop Boys on backing vocals, and even puts on a camp voice to sing in, yes imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it imitation is also the most frank form of unoriginality, at this point, Robbie should stop, and call the end on the album, release and then hibernate for 20 something years, instead, he prolongs our agony by another twenty-four long minutes, plus a bonus track, called ‘Dickhead‘, my sentiments exactly. The last four songs “Burselem Normals’ ‘Kiss Me’ ‘ The 80’s’ ‘The 90’s” and ‘Summertime’ followed by ‘Dickhead’. ‘Burselem Normals’ is exactly that, normal, it doesn’t inspire hate, nor does it inspire admiration, it just plods along and then stops, after limping home at a lengthy four minutes ten seconds. ‘ Kiss Me’ is the campest song since ‘Wake me up before you go” by WHAM! (exclamation mark optional), and serves only as a waste of space. We get taken on a trip down Robbie memory lane, with “The 80’s” and “The 90’s” , the former takes us through Robbie’s experiences in school, where he tells us “ School was a laugh, they didn't have A.D.D
Thick was the term they used for me”, ADD eh? That might explain why he cant concentrate on one subject matter for more than one song. “The 90’s” takes us through his days in Take That, but the most poignant line in this song, and most probably of the whole album comes in this song, “I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy”, at least he admits it! , ‘Summertime’ finishes the album, and finish it, it does, summertime is the final nail in the coffin, a song that never get started. And ladies and gentlemen, if you but this album, that’s if YOUR not too lazy, this is what you have to expect, an album of half-worked, under produced, over-complicated ideas from the man who is running out of ideas, and running out of time to produce a worthwhile album. However, in this fickle market, Robbie must be applauded for stepping out of his comfort zone and making a album he always wanted to do, but if Robbie released this album at the start of his career, he would probably be appearing in “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here 28”, ‘Celebrity Big Brother 10’ or even worse, he might have re-joined Take That and be modelling for Marks and Spencer’s, ironically that’s what this album feels like, a pair of Marks and Spencer’s pants, over priced, cheap material and you could probably get better quality somewhere else for less.

[HIM]

Review - Robbie Williams - Rudebox

Robbie Becomes A Wannabe

Robbie Williams has released his 8th studio album since splitting with boy band Take That, and from the sounds of it, Robbie has got sloppy. So what should you expect from “Rudebox”; Has Robbie become the white 50 Cent?, Is Robbie England’s answer to Eminem?. In short the answer is a resounding NO! I will tell you what this album sounds like, imagine Snoopy inhaling intoxicating amounts of helium and then putting on a funny voice.
Mr Williams, as he puts it himself, is “A Born Entertainer” but the only person he’s entertaining these days is himself, if record sales are anything to go by. If you were served Rudebox in a restaurant, you would send it back, unless you have no taste buds, and even then….
Everything was rosy for Williams, record sales were good, with an ever increasing popularity, but then a split from song writing partner Guy Chambers (the person that most people credit for all parts of the songs) meant that it was all change in camp Williams, a new song writing partner emerges in the shape of Stephen ’tin tin’ Duffy, and two albums in, the partnership must come under scrutiny.
I think that its about time to tell you that, and this may shock you, I am a Robbie Williams fan, I have all the albums including this one, but my patience is wearing more than thin.
The album starts of with lead single and title track “Rudebox”, which sounds like Robbie is doing one, long, continuous yawn, with lyrics which sound like a five year old child that has just discovered that he can make words rhyme. With such lyrical insights as “A D I D A S old school this is the best (yes) T K Maxx costs less (yes) Jackson looks a mess (bless)” who needs Oscar Wilde? Why this was chosen as the lead single I will never know. The second song, “Viva Life On Mars” is a country and western number which seems out of place on a dance album, but anyway, viva life on mars? Lets send Robbie there on a mission to find out, oh and he can take every copy of this album with him.
The album itself shows that Robbie must be running out of creativity, as out of 16 tracks, five are covers, which on the surface isn’t many, but it says a lot about Robbie’s confidence at the moment. The first cover song is Lovelight, initially sung by Lewis Taylor, and is by far the best song on the album, but then again, The Cheeky Girls could release a album of more meaningful songs. The next song is the throwaway “Bongo Bong and Je Ne T'aime Plus”, which just leaves me speechless, its that bad, but it is saved, but only just, by the guest appearance of Lilly Allen ( I doubt this song makes her smile). The next song, the fan boy craze of “She’s Madonna”, singing about the only person that can re-invent themselves, so take note Mr Williams!. The tabloids would have you believe that this tune is the work of the devil, But 'She's Madonna', the third single from his Rudebox fiasco, is better than the tabloid press would have you believe, with its thumping beat, courtesy of The Pet Shop Boys, and high pitched falsetto by Rob, definitely a future single. You may now be beginning to think that “Rudebox” will pick up the pace and save itself, but, oh no, think again because next comes … “Keep On”, and, oh the ironies or ironies, you definitely do not want this track to keep on going. Again Robbie shows us that he has no lyrical ability what-so-ever, as he shows with; “Got no strings But I think with my dingalingaling Can't sing can't speak ting tong's tong ting”, you have to wonder if he is starting to take the piss really, and I do start to wonder if his fans are starting to lose loyalty, that’s if he has any fans left anyway. “Good Doctor” follows, where Robbie tries to be Jamaican, with truly laughable results. In this song Robbie lists the name of prescription drugs, so is it any wonder why he ended up in rehab for his dependency of such drugs?. Yes that’s right yet another “star” has ended up in ‘rehab’ or as its known in showbiz, “holiday” or “free publicity”, one only has to look at the recent tabloid frenzy attached to Amy Winehouse. Amy checks her self into Rehab ( Looks like the finally made her go), and her album, “Back to Black” rockets back up the charts to Number two. But Amy Winehouse is a media whore, and I believe, anyway, that Robbie is not that, I believe that Robbie does have deep rooted troubles, his main trouble however, is his reputation after releasing this ridiculous, ludicrous, comical album of mishaps. Nevertheless, the album picks up with the next two songs, “The Actor” and “ Never Touch That Switch” . “The Actor” is also a great little ditty, with some half-decent lyrics, which makes a change, such as “In the future, Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes, You are, we all are a test card, The stars of CCTV,
We are the nature of the beast” , Robbie deploying a turn of phrase on the “everybody will be have there 15 minutes of fame” into “Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes“, which in today’s celebrity obsessed world, couldn’t be more true, the big brother generation is upon us, where celebrities come and go, Robbie has been at the top for 15 long, long, long years, should we all start to wonder if his candle is burning out? With “Never Touch That Switch” comes a welcome change of pace with its hooky warped synch chorus, and slowed down vocals. Robbie has also cited Human Leagues song ‘Louise’ as his favourite song of all time (what a privilege for Human League!), and he sees Rudebox to be the perfect place to pay homage to it, however his cover fails to replicate the magic of the original, Robbie even sees the need to repeat the spoken word bit twice, just to fill air, or maybe he thought he hadn’t said anything for the last 20 seconds, and that people were about to forget who it was they were listening to. Robbie’s next attempt of a cover is “We’re The Pet Shop Boys”, Robbie always one for being tongue in cheek, digs his tongue firmly in both cheeks, then winks at you with this song, he has Neil Tennant from The Pet Shop Boys on backing vocals, and even puts on a camp voice to sing in, yes imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it imitation is also the most frank form of unoriginality, at this point, Robbie should stop, and call the end on the album, release and then hibernate for 20 something years, instead, he prolongs our agony by another twenty-four long minutes, plus a bonus track, called ‘Dickhead‘, my sentiments exactly. The last four songs “Burselem Normals’ ‘Kiss Me’ ‘ The 80’s’ ‘The 90’s” and ‘Summertime’ followed by ‘Dickhead’. ‘Burselem Normals’ is exactly that, normal, it doesn’t inspire hate, nor does it inspire admiration, it just plods along and then stops, after limping home at a lengthy four minutes ten seconds. ‘ Kiss Me’ is the campest song since ‘Wake me up before you go” by WHAM! (exclamation mark optional), and serves only as a waste of space. We get taken on a trip down Robbie memory lane, with “The 80’s” and “The 90’s” , the former takes us through Robbie’s experiences in school, where he tells us “ School was a laugh, they didn't have A.D.D
Thick was the term they used for me”, ADD eh? That might explain why he cant concentrate on one subject matter for more than one song. “The 90’s” takes us through his days in Take That, but the most poignant line in this song, and most probably of the whole album comes in this song, “I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy”, at least he admits it! , ‘Summertime’ finishes the album, and finish it, it does, summertime is the final nail in the coffin, a song that never get started. And ladies and gentlemen, if you but this album, that’s if YOUR not too lazy, this is what you have to expect, an album of half-worked, under produced, over-complicated ideas from the man who is running out of ideas, and running out of time to produce a worthwhile album. However, in this fickle market, Robbie must be applauded for stepping out of his comfort zone and making a album he always wanted to do, but if Robbie released this album at the start of his career, he would probably be appearing in “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here 28”, ‘Celebrity Big Brother 10’ or even worse, he might have re-joined Take That and be modelling for Marks and Spencer’s, ironically that’s what this album feels like, a pair of Marks and Spencer’s pants, over priced, cheap material and you could probably get better quality somewhere else for less.

hallo robert neville

[Albion]

Same with me if the Vikings hadn't invaded......

Well thankfully they did, maybe not for the people whose land they invaded but....

[Kewpie]

So, does the thought of self rule for Italy help cheer you up at all? It does bugger all for me. I'm going downstairs to sort out the kitchen while my hair dries, then I'm coming back up to bed with a Lemsip laced with gin.


Errr, when you're having cold you must keep your neck warm.
You have to dry your hair first before you do other things.
It makes huge difference. ;)

[The Cat's Mother]

Errr, when you're having cold you must keep your neck warm.
You have to dry your hair first before you do other things.
It makes huge difference. ;)

It's very nearly dry. I'm just fluffing it about a bit to finish the job. :)

[Amy]

I've lost my Seamus Heaney booklet with my analysis notes written on :( I need it for tomorrow, thankfully since I think it's photocopied I should be able to get another for Wednesday.

[Coiffeur_En_Flame]

I've lost my Seamus Heaney booklet with my analysis notes written on :( I need it for tomorrow, thankfully since I think it's photocopied I should be able to get another for Wednesday.

I adore Seamus Heaney with a passion. One of the top 3 living poets. Death Of A Naturalist is a masterpiece. I had the good fortune to see him discuss his latest work District and Circle at the Hay Festival back in May (and get a signed copy), twas very exciting. Presumably you're reading him as part of your A-Level course? Hope you find the book, and if not, I hope someone else finds it, reads it and learns to love the joy that is modern Irish verse.

Coiff.

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

I am thinking how I never visit the Off Topic forum and also I am shocked that this thread has almost 38,000 replies!

[Alcoholic Afternoons]

I am thinking how I never visit the Off Topic forum and also I am shocked that this thread has almost 38,000 replies!

What's more shocking is the number of "views" on the Morrissey frink thread.

Oh, and nothing personal, but I hate your avatar.

[Buzzetta]

Seperate note on Robbie Williams... He has a strong voice and I enjoyed what he did on his album Swing When You're Winning. This was the album that was amde up of all lounge standards such as Beyond the Sea, Something Stupid with Nicole Kidman and Did You Evah with of all people Jon Lovitz.

[Corrissey]

What's more shocking is the number of "views" on the Morrissey frink thread.

Oh, and nothing personal, but I hate your avatar.

Careful, alchy...I told her the same thing. But we good now -Hey HoMS :) wassup

p.s. nothing shocking about the frinkage viewage :D

[Alcoholic Afternoons]

Careful, alchy...I told her the same thing. But we good now -Hey HoMS :) wassup

p.s. nothing shocking about the frinkage viewage :D

I still hate it, but thanks for the warning.

I stand by my shock at the frinkage thing as well, I must say. I've been a Smiths/Morrissey fan since 1985 (except, for the most part, 1995-2006) and it never occurred to me that Morrissey might be considered "frinky" ("frink-worthy"? "frinkable"? "frinkish"?). A few months on here has given me the general idea, though, and now I think the frink thread must not only have the most views, but also the most extended, um, "quality" views.

Oh, and congratulations on the Bears, and sorry about the Cubs, but after all, they're the Cubs, that's what they do, right?

[Dave]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00368/Britney_Spears_368254a.jpg

Crank munchies are way worse than weed munchies

[Hellie]

Can some more customers come in the cafe please i have shit loads of bills to pay.:(......i think I`ll go out and grab some grannies to come in and have a cake.:D

[Codreanu]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00368/Britney_Spears_368254a.jpg

Crank munchies are way worse than weed munchies
How the hell can one have 'crank munchies'?? Methamphetamine is an anorectic.

No, were that lady a crank-head she would be pulling out of the drive-thru with a 64oz of Mr. Pibb.

[HIM]

the weather is crap and i wish i could've stayed in bed, this morning.

[nugz]

How the hell can one have 'crank munchies'?? Methamphetamine is an anorectic.

No, were that lady a crank-head she would be pulling out of the drive-thru with a 64oz of Mr. Pibb.

you beat me to it, Cod, haha. ;)

[Dave]

How the hell can one have 'crank munchies'?? Methamphetamine is an anorectic.

No, were that lady a crank-head she would be pulling out of the drive-thru with a 64oz of Mr. Pibb.

If one doesn't eat for a while, say 2 or 3 days, except for a Hershey's with Almonds bar, one eventually gets extremely hungry.

I think she's on crank. Look at her hair and her skin. Plus that guy that testified against her said she talks to herself and her kids in made up languages. Sounds like a tweaker to me.

[bogdana]

Women are evil. and periods are painful and disgusting, and probably a punishment put in place by divinity to keep us in line.

Also: Britney's got a disorder for sure. I'm thinking bipolar. stress will do that to you (ie becoming a 'superstar' at 17 and being a hick from the backwoods of LA)

[Dave]

My friend's ex-wife had all that and it cleared right up when her alimony ran out and she had to get off dope and get a job. ( ;) I'm sort of trying to go with the "women are evil" theme, but that also happens to be totally true in her case.)

[bogdana]

My friend's ex-wife had all that and it cleared right up when her alimony ran out and she had to get off dope and get a job. ( ;) I'm sort of trying to go with the "women are evil" theme, but that also happens to be totally true in her case.)

I am not arguing that she's not on drugs!
I'm saying she was probably self medicating and being 'wild and young' but it probably exacerbated the underlying condition.

Women are totally evil and deceitful though. that isn't something you can argue about. its the truth.

[nugz]

If one doesn't eat for a while, say 2 or 3 days, except for a Hershey's with Almonds bar, one eventually gets extremely hungry.

I think she's on crank. Look at her hair and her skin. Plus that guy that testified against her said she talks to herself and her kids in made up languages. Sounds like a tweaker to me.

yes, but the term "munchies" is usually referred to the hunger you get from actually doing the drug. like say you smoke pot, and then minutes later you want a fucking taco like your life depended on it. you go a few days w/out eating of COURSE you're gonna be hungry. but smoking crank in itself wouldnt make you hungry. it would do the opposite. why do you think meth-heads go days w/out food in the first place?

[bogdana]

i can say from experience ie legal amphetamines I used to take for ADD, that I never ever ever was hungry, ever. ever. and tacos would make me want to vomit. i can only imagine what street drugs from the same shizzit would do.

[almareallymatters]

My children are pestering me to let them them get a pet mouse....bloody horrid smelly little rodents (mice...not kids!) Shall I stand firm in my anti-rodent status?...or give in and visit the local pet emporium at the weekend? They already have goldfish (Elvin & Angela) but they want a pet they can actually handle and play with! So shall I be bad Mummy and stand my ground? :mad: or nice Mummy and give in...as usual:)

[bogdana]

i'd get a rat instead of a mouse... a mouse can get lost easier, hehehe

[almareallymatters]

i'd get a rat instead of a mouse... a mouse can get lost easier, hehehe

My son (who is six) is shit scared of rats!:eek:

[The Cat's Mother]

My children are pestering me to let them them get a pet mouse....bloody horrid smelly little rodents (mice...not kids!) Shall I stand firm in my anti-rodent status?...or give in and visit the local pet emporium at the weekend? They already have goldfish (Elvin & Angela) but they want a pet they can actually handle and play with! So shall I be bad Mummy and stand my ground? :mad: or nice Mummy and give in...as usual:)

Mice are smelly because they are inherently incontinent. Not their fault, but.... *holds nose* Maybe Russian or Chinese hamsters would be a better choice. Or gerbils. We have a lovely, friendly Syrian hamster called sPenelope, but Syrians have to be kept as solitary or they tend to kill each other, so they're not much good if the children want one each.

[almareallymatters]

Mice are smelly because they are inherently incontinent. Not their fault, but.... *holds nose* Maybe Russian or Chinese hamsters would be a better choice. Or gerbils. We have a lovely, friendly Syrian hamster called sPenelope, but Syrians have to be kept as solitary or they tend to kill each other, so they're not much good if the children want one each.

They are happy to share one little rodent....a guess a hamster could be quite cute...I am not too keen on gerbils as I looked after the school one in the holidays when I was a kid and it ate my jumper when my Mum left the ironing too close to its cage! Thanks for the advice!

*GOES OFF TO GOOGLE HAMSTER CARE*

[The Cat's Mother]

They are happy to share one little rodent....a guess a hamster could be quite cute...I am not too keen on gerbils as I looked after the school one when I was a kid and it ate my jumper when my Mum left the ironing too close to its cage! Thanks for the advice!

*GOES OFF TO GOOGLE HAMSTER CARE*

I had a hamster who ate half the cover of my Delia Smith cookbook. I'm afraid most little rodents will do things like that. :rolleyes:

[Hellie]

Russian and Chinese hamsters like their solitude.Russian ones are much smaller and look like rats to me.They rattle the cage all night so I guess it would have to be located out of ear shot.They are sweet though..a pea and a tiny piece of meat is a Sunday roast and one shreddie is an absolute feast.

Personally I`d get a dog.They give you a lot of love and adoration.

[bogdana]

I second the dog. I cant live without one.

[almareallymatters]

I have a lot of research to do I think!

I don't really fancy the rattling during the night bit...and if it escaped when I was in the house alone I would be forced to spend the day perched on a chair awaiting rescue! And cleaning out all the wee and poo doesn't exactly appeal (the children will get bored with that very quickly and, like the goldfish, it will be "down to Mummy" before the week is out!)

Maybe I'm not really cut out for pet-ownership!:(

[The Cat's Mother]

I have a lot of research to do I think!

I don't really fancy the rattling during the night bit...and if it escaped when I was in the house alone I would be forced to spend the day perched on a chair awaiting rescue! And cleaning out all the wee and poo doesn't exactly appeal (the children will get bored with that very quickly and, like the goldfish, it will be "down to Mummy" before the week is out!)

Maybe I'm not really cut out for pet-ownership!:(

What you need is... the Spidercat!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/eatenbyweasels/DSCF1958.jpg

Brings the joy of live mice direct to your living-room...

(Was she really so thin when she first arrived? She's about twice that width now!)

[almareallymatters]

I was kind of hopeing the kids new pet mouse would at least be vaguely ALIVE...not fighting for its last breath on the front room carpet!

Beautiful cat!

[The Cat's Mother]

I was kind of hopeing the kids new pet mouse would at least be vaguely ALIVE...not fighting for its last breath on the front room carpet!

Beautiful cat!

It's a perfectly dreadful creature. Often, the mice are unharmed, just panicked, and lead us a merry chase while we capture them for re-release. If I'm lucky, the Spidercat will drop them straight into my hand.

[Kewpie]

What you need is... the Spidercat!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/eatenbyweasels/DSCF1958.jpg

Brings the joy of live mice direct to your living-room...

(Was she really so thin when she first arrived? She's about twice that width now!)


Awww...Spiderpuss reminds me of Little Mai!
She has some kind of sinnister look. :D

[The Cat's Mother]

Awww...Spiderpuss reminds me of Little Mai!
She has some kind of sinnister look. :D

Murderer's eyes! You're right! Little Miaow, perhaps... :o

*ducks rotten fruit*

[Kewpie]

If I show her photo to my friends they think Spiderpuss is a boy.
She has lioness/tigeress quality.

[The Cat's Mother]

If I show her photo to my friends they think Spiderpuss is a boy.
She has lioness/tigeress quality.

With a few rare exceptions, tortoiseshell cats are female. It's not true that all ginger cats are male, however. I can't remember the genetics but I think about two thirds of ginger cats are male. Anyway, it's all to do with sex-linkage on the genes for red or black fur.

/anorak moment :o

The Spidercat has lots of nuisance-value, too. :rolleyes:

[HIM]

hello there

[The Cat's Mother]

hello there

Hello HIM. :)

Am I a very bad person for reading the Prince Harry Statue thread and being reminded of that time Viz did a spoof advert inviting readers to buy a sateen-mounted replica of the late Queen Mother's teeth? :o

[HIM]

Hello HIM. :)

Am I a very bad person for reading the Prince Harry Statue thread and being reminded of that time Viz did a spoof advert inviting readers to buy a sateen-mounted replica of the late Queen Mother's teeth? :o

hullo the cat's mother.

i don't know. can i confer?

[The Cat's Mother]

hullo the cat's mother.

i don't know. can i confer?

You can and you may. Would you like to phone a friend?

[HIM]

You can and you may. Would you like to phone a friend?

thank you for recognising the potential in me, and yes.

[The Cat's Mother]

thank you for recognising the potential in me, and yes.

You let me know how that goes, then. :)

I'm off. The kids are home and want feeding, plus there's too much talk of footie on OT.

See you all later.

xxx

[Kewpie]

See you later Kate. :)

[HIM]

You let me know how that goes, then. :)

ok, well, the general consensus is that, yes, you're a bad person, but that your badness is manifesting itself in a good way. are you okay with that?

[bikubesong]

ok, well, the general consensus is that, yes, you're a bad person, but that your badness is manifesting itself in a good way. are you okay with that?
and is evil just something you are
or something you do

[HIM]

and is evil just something you are
or something you do

hello young bikubesong.

i don't think it's an "either/or" scenario. what do you think?

[bikubesong]

hello young bikubesong.

i don't think it's an "either/or" scenario. what do you think?
something you do

i dont believe in "you are"'s

[HIM]

something you do

i dont believe in "you are"'s

yes, i see your point, in essential terms, but "you are"'s derive from what "you do" and - in a pragmatic sense -we rely on "you are"'s in order to proceed.

[bikubesong]

*sigh*:(

[HIM]

*sigh*:(

don't sigh, little lady. the "you are"'s are (almost) as flexible as the "you do"'s.

[bikubesong]

don't sigh, little lady. the "you are"'s are (almost) as flexible as the "you do"'s.

:(

*Siiiiiiigh* (louder)

[HIM]

:(

*Siiiiiiigh* (louder)

okay, well, how are you, anyway?

[bikubesong]

okay, well, how are you, anyway?
*sigh*:(

[HIM]

*sigh*:(

i see. how long have you felt like this?

[bogdana]

am i supposed to know what FAO stands for?

[bikubesong]

am i supposed to know what FAO stands for?
Fuck
An
Orange?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41676000/jpg/_41676210_holland78empics416.jpg

[HIM]

am i supposed to know what FAO stands for?

yes, i think so

[bogdana]

Fuck
An
Orange?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41676000/jpg/_41676210_holland78empics416.jpg

they all look too serious for me to fuck!

[bikubesong]

they all look too serious for me to fuck!
picture-taking was a serious matter back in the old days
course they smile..

[hatfull]

Where the hell are my glasses?

[bikubesong]

Im sorry?

[hatfull]

Im sorry?
I can't find them anywhere...

[bikubesong]

I had a crush on Frodo :o
OH, Virtiiiie:o

[virtually dead]

where did you dig that up from, you awful girl! :D

[bikubesong]

where did you dig that up from, you awful girl! :D
back in the good old days;)

[virtually dead]

I'm blushing you know, that was supposed to be buried :p

[hatfull]

where did you dig that up from, you awful girl! :D
hello miss V, how are you?

[bikubesong]

I'm blushing you know, that was supposed to be buried :p
But he WAS cute "dreamy blue eyes" you said:p :

http://a4.vox.com/6a00c225256b2c604a00c2252c5c4c549d-320pi

[virtually dead]

hello miss V, how are you?

Quite well, my eye has felt strange for some days now, in think i shall go and see if i need a glass one.
and yourself hattie?

[hatfull]

Quite well, my eye has felt strange for some days now, in think i shall go and see if i need a glass one.
and yourself hattie?
haha! Most probably a sty I'm afraid!

Yeah, I'm ok, tired but otherwise fine.

[virtually dead]

But he WAS cute "dreamy blue eyes" you said:p :

http://a4.vox.com/6a00c225256b2c604a00c2252c5c4c549d-320pi

well he does :o

[virtually dead]

haha! Most probably a sty I'm afraid!

Yeah, I'm ok, tired but otherwise fine.

It looks normal, but i am paranod because i can feel it shaking constantly :eek:

you should get a cup of horlicks and cuddle up for skins, the teacher in it reminds me of you somehow. :p

[bikubesong]

well he does :o
awww... I prefer;

http://ardapedia.panprstenov.com/images/thumb/4/43/Faramir.jpg/250px-Faramir.jpg

The only reason i watched throught Two Towers twice.

I watched a scene from 300, this mr, in just.. panties. I felt nothing, and realised it was the person Faramir i liked :rolleyes: Oh well.

[hatfull]

It looks normal, but i am paranod because i can feel it shaking constantly :eek:

you should get a cup of horlicks and cuddle up for skins, the teacher in it reminds me of you somehow. :p
hmmmmmmmmmmmm, like a twitch? You might need glasses then.

Yeah, I forgot to buy milk :( and skins is on too late for me now, I need to be tucked up in bed by 10 :(

[virtually dead]

awww... I prefer;

http://ardapedia.panprstenov.com/images/thumb/4/43/Faramir.jpg/250px-Faramir.jpg

The only reason i watched throught Two Towers twice.

I watched a scene from 300, this mr, in just.. panties. I felt nothing, and realised it was the person Faramir i liked : Oh well.

too macho for me, I'm afraid :D


hmmmmmmmmmmmm, like a twitch? You might need glasses then.

Yeah, I forgot to buy milk and skins is on too late for me now, I need to be tucked up in bed by 10

Maybe i can get Morrissey ones :p
But..your only 26! i blame the school children :mad:

[bikubesong]

You softie! You should have my bf.

[virtually dead]

Shouldn't you have him? ;)
anyway..bye bye bye

[bikubesong]

byebye virtie:)

[hatfull]

too macho for me, I'm afraid :D



Maybe i can get Morrissey ones :p
But..your only 26! i blame the school children :mad:
yes, I have to get up at 6 and trust me, I am knackered. Bye Vertie.

[The Cat's Mother]

ok, well, the general consensus......

You had a poll? A plebiscite? On my badness or otherwise? Were there hanging chads and suchlike?


.....is that, yes, you're a bad person, but that your badness is manifesting itself in a good way.

*nods sagely and picks up the stitches for another tiny, knitted scrotum...*


are you okay with that?

*sniffs* I love you guys..... :)

[The Cat's Mother]

and is evil just something you are
or something you do

Sister, I'm a..... perv! :D

[Kewpie]

Sister, I'm a..... perv! :D

This can be used for a caption of one of Morrissey's photos on LOLMozzers thread. :D

[The Cat's Mother]

This can be used for a caption of one of Morrissey's photos on LOLMozzers thread. :D

An "invisible boob" grabbing shot, perhaps?

[Kewpie]

An "invisible boob" grabbing shot, perhaps?

:eek:
Shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell ****, she might kill herself! :D

[The Cat's Mother]

:eek:
Shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell ****, she might kill herself! :D

Oh, don't worry about her. I mean it's so obvious that it's her invisible boobs he's grabbing. :rolleyes:

(O'course, you and I know he's fantasising about Boz, but like you said..... Shhhhhhhh!)

[Kewpie]

Oh, don't worry about her. I mean it's so obvious that it's her invisible boobs he's grabbing. :rolleyes:

(O'course, you and I know he's fantasising about Boz, but like you said..... Shhhhhhhh!)


Hehehe! :D

[Amy]

Oh, don't worry about her. I mean it's so obvious that it's her invisible boobs he's grabbing. :rolleyes:

(O'course, you and I know he's fantasising about Boz, but like you said..... Shhhhhhhh!)

1. hahahahahaha!

2. BOZ? Sick Kate, sick!!!! :p

[Kewpie]

1. hahahahahaha!

2. BOZ? Sick Kate, sick!!!! :p


What's wrong with Boz, Amy?

Fantasising Jesse is wrong to me! :D

[Albion]

What's wrong with Boz, Amy?

Fantasising Jesse is wrong to me! :D


Why not both?

[Kewpie]

Why not both?

:eek:
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

You're a rentboy, you have no choice! :D

[The Cat's Mother]

You're a rentboy, you have no choice! :D

For some reason, I read that in my head in a really bad war-film-style German accent....