RUMOR:MORRISSEY-MILLI{OF MILLI VANILLI FAME]TO RECOR ILLI FAME}TO DO CHILDRENS ALBUM

[Anonymus]

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS.It looks as if our beloved mozzer is at it again.This time with a not so familiar face.It seems Milli wanted into the record business again and couldn't wait to do a record with morrissey.Below,you will find the track list

1]I HAVE NO CAREER,JUST LIKE YOU.

2]HOW I WISH VANILLI WAS HERE

3]SINCE YOUR GONE,I'M WANTING TO JOIN YOU

4]MY LIFE AS A PEDOPHILE

5]LITTLE BOYS MAKE GREAT TOYS

6]MILLI,HOW I LOVE YOUR WAYS

7]MILLI,DON'T LOSE MY NUMBER

8]MILLI KNOWS IT'S TRUE...OOOH OOOH OOHHHH HE SUCKS TOO!

9]NOW I HAVE NO BAND EITHER

10]WHERE ARE YOU NOW JOHNNY MARR?

11]JOYCE AND ROURKE,DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?

12]CHILDREN ARE A GUY'S BEST FRIEND

13]HOW I LOVE TO TOUCH YOU LITTLE BOY

[Mimi]

> HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS.It looks as if our beloved mozzer is at it
> again.This time with a not so familiar face.It seems Milli
> wanted into the record business again and couldn't wait to do a
> record with morrissey.Below,you will find the track list

> 1]I HAVE NO CAREER,JUST LIKE YOU.

> 2]HOW I WISH VANILLI WAS HERE

> 3]SINCE YOUR GONE,I'M WANTING TO JOIN YOU

> 4]MY LIFE AS A PEDOPHILE

> 5]LITTLE BOYS MAKE GREAT TOYS

> 6]MILLI,HOW I LOVE YOUR WAYS

> 7]MILLI,DON'T LOSE MY NUMBER

> 8]MILLI KNOWS IT'S TRUE...OOOH OOOH OOHHHH HE SUCKS TOO!

> 9]NOW I HAVE NO BAND EITHER

> 10]WHERE ARE YOU NOW JOHNNY MARR?

> 11]JOYCE AND ROURKE,DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?

> 12]CHILDREN ARE A GUY'S BEST FRIEND

> 13]HOW I LOVE TO TOUCH YOU LITTLE BOY

...hm.... I considered telling you how tasteless this is considering that the person you refer to as Vanilli died a few years back. But something tells me you wouldn't care. Very neat, let me guess - you just passed a creative writing course....

[Anonymus]

WOW,SO YOU WATCHED vH-1'S BEHIND THE MUSIC I SEE?WELL LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I WROTE THIS SIMPLY FOR AMUSEMENT.NEITHER MORRISSEY NOR MILLI AT THIS TIME HAVE ANYTHING GOING ON CORRECT?JUST TRYING TO POKE FUN AT A TOPIC THAT HAS GONE LARGELY PUBLICIZED{MORRISSEY WITH NO CONTRACT}.SO,STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES DEAR MIMI.EVERYTHING IN THIS CYNICAL WORLD DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SERIOUS AND TAWTRY DOES IT?LIGHTEN UP ND LAUGH IT UP,DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE A LIFE OR A CLUE FOR THAT MATTER,AT LEAST,THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD.

[Cinderella]

> JUST TRYING TO POKE FUN AT A TOPIC THAT HAS GONE LARGELY
> PUBLICIZED{MORRISSEY WITH NO CONTRACT

Trying being the operative word, on two counts no less! Your attempt at humour bites.