somny is taking the orange pills this week

[suzanne]

> really?! (c'mon, honey... that was a simple compliment).

> thanks for your enlightenment, but the confused somny is so
> bored.

have you ever heard of song parodies? apparently not.

[Somny]

> have you ever heard of song parodies? apparently not.
ops...sorry, but there is a dagenham cockroach playing in my brain during all this week. there is nothing to do with my "pills".

[suzanne]

> ops...sorry, but there is a dagenham cockroach playing in my
> brain during all this week.

hmm...can we buy tickets?

>there is nothing to do with my
> "pills".

its all about the booze.

[Somny]

> hmm...can we buy tickets?

if you enjoy all that working class rubbish...

> its all about the booze.

u-hum... my non fat milk is hiting me hard.

[suzanne]

> if you enjoy all that working class rubbish...

c'mon, it's not like i get to see random cockroaches crawling around in people's brains all day.

> u-hum... my non fat milk is hiting me hard.

Sometimes, I like to mix mine with chocolate. Forget the added calories! I'm living dangerously.

[Somny]

> c'mon, it's not like i get to see random cockroaches crawling
> around in people's brains all day.

can i introduce you to some suburban boys? i will be delighted just to see those bashful boys "in a comma" testing their brains (do they have?)and yelling that they have a sexual life in front of you. actually this is a sign of weakness.but if they start to bother you, just let me know, and then i will finally have a good reason to string my "Southpaw Grammar" into their...(you know where,i simply couldn't say that word here).

> Sometimes, I like to mix mine with chocolate. Forget the added
> calories! I'm living dangerously.

weight watchers is just waiting for me, but my spirit is so slight... thanks.

[suzanne]

> can i introduce you to some suburban boys? i will be delighted
> just to see those bashful boys "in a comma" testing
> their brains (do they have?)and yelling that they have a sexual
> life in front of you.

but I like overhearing details.

and really, you don't think i've ever heard this before?

>actually this is a sign of weakness.but if
> they start to bother you, just let me know, and then i will
> finally have a good reason to string my "Southpaw
> Grammar" into their...(you know where,i simply couldn't say
> that word here).

hmmmmmmhehhehhehehheh

rectum?
bobo?
shaft?
bum?
crevasse?
crack?

> weight watchers is just waiting for me, but my spirit is so
> slight... thanks.

and *ping* here come my lemon tarts out of the oven!

[Somny]

> but I like overhearing details.
> and really, you don't think i've ever heard this before?

I know you've heard... or am I bluffing?

> hmmmmmmhehhehhehehheh
> rectum?
> bobo?
> shaft?
> bum?
> crevasse?
> crack?

Jesus,... all kind of beautiful names !!! You make me so inspired, did I already say this? But after all those years observing corpses, with Leonardo Da Vinci, in Firenze, I still can't mention those useless smooth parts.

> and *ping* here come my lemon tarts out of the oven!

What more could I expect from you? Enjoy yourself.

Ps.: BENito mussolini is already on the limb. That's my last letter...until the next.

[suzanne]

> I know you've heard... or am I bluffing?

so, what's the problem?

I like stories that only last 20 seconds.

> Jesus,... all kind of beautiful names !!! You make me so
> inspired, did I already say this? But after all those years
> observing corpses, with Leonardo Da Vinci, in Firenze, I still
> can't mention those useless smooth parts.

I mention them all the time in very unflattering ways.

> What more could I expect from you? Enjoy yourself.

they're yummy!

and can you believe? a guy I know started laughing at me for my new-found baking enthusiasm! I thought guys liked getting pre-cooked food. I know I do, and i don't care (for the most part) where it came from.

> Ps.: BENito mussolini is already on the limb. That's my last
> letter...until the next.

eh...wot?