What is the smell of romance?

[Little Miss Curious]

Because my mother recently bought me some shower gel called 'Romance', and it smells like stale piss and dirty underwear. It really does. It's vile.

Maybe it's supposed to smell like this? Would this scent drive the romance out of a man? Perhaps it will force them to splash out on expensive perfumes and heavily scented roses to try and disguise the smell.

What's the smell of romance to you?

LMC x

[greasetea]

The smell of sex that permeates a room and then of course there is a lot of oral slippy licky stuff...thats the smell.

I do know it's not the scent of Yorkshire Pudding.

I retract al above statements if they prove to be false sans the slippy licky comment.

[Little Miss Curious]

> I do know it's not the scent of Yorkshire Pudding.

I'd quite like the smell of a Yorkshire pudding bottled for sale. I bet it'd sell dead well up 'ere. 'Eau de Yorkshire' - the smell of Yorkshire puddings, sheep and flat caps. Mmmmm... (inhaling deeply..)

LMC x

[Lifeguard Temping]

> Because my mother recently bought me some shower gel called
> 'Romance', and it smells like stale piss and dirty underwear. It
> really does. It's vile.

Romance is ultimately vile, so I guess that's a fitting title for it.

[L'Estrange]

> Because my mother recently bought me some shower gel called
> 'Romance', and it smells like stale piss and dirty underwear. It
> really does. It's vile.

> Maybe it's supposed to smell like this? Would this scent drive
> the romance out of a man? Perhaps it will force them to splash
> out on expensive perfumes and heavily scented roses to try and
> disguise the smell.

> What's the smell of romance to you?

> LMC x
Wow, that must be some scent..my younger brother was a bedwetter until 14, and i had to share a bedroom with him
- so that ge would bring back some memories...
Is it available in the UK ? His birthday is next month and like to give him a taste (steady on Greasetea!) of his own medicine.

[hnia]

> Because my mother recently bought me some shower gel called
> 'Romance', and it smells like stale piss and dirty underwear. It
> really does. It's vile.

> Maybe it's supposed to smell like this? Would this scent drive
> the romance out of a man? Perhaps it will force them to splash
> out on expensive perfumes and heavily scented roses to try and
> disguise the smell.

> What's the smell of romance to you?

> LMC x

Smell of romance...sandalwood

Smell of Sex...fried mushrooms

hnia

[Mimi]

> Because my mother recently bought me some shower gel called
> 'Romance', and it smells like stale piss and dirty underwear. It
> really does. It's vile.

Oh but that's not Ralph Lauren's Romance is it?? That's my all time favourite perfume!! I wear it, and the men's fragrance turns me into a shaking bundle of hormones.....

> Maybe it's supposed to smell like this? Would this scent drive
> the romance out of a man? Perhaps it will force them to splash
> out on expensive perfumes and heavily scented roses to try and
> disguise the smell.

> What's the smell of romance to you?

> LMC x

Some of the most memorable moments are associated with smells....And some of them were romantic. They all involved nice smelling men. That's it.

[Little Miss Curious]

> Wow, that must be some scent..my younger brother was a bedwetter
> until 14, and i had to share a bedroom with him
> - so that ge would bring back some memories...
> Is it available in the UK ? His birthday is next month and like
> to give him a taste (steady on Greasetea!) of his own medicine.

Avaliable in the UK? Well, I live in Halifax (shiver) so it should be! Heh heh. My mother got it when she was up in Aberdeen, and she bought it from...let me check. Ah, Debenhams! Bloody cheapskate. I thoght she'd bought the expensive Ralph Lauren (or something similar), but I just got pink goo that smells like piss! Gorgeous!

LMc x

[Little Miss Curious]

> Oh but that's not Ralph Lauren's Romance is it?? That's my all
> time favourite perfume!! I wear it, and the men's fragrance
> turns me into a shaking bundle of hormones.....

That's the stuff I wanted! But I got cheap muck from Debenhams. Grr.

LMC x

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[The Magic Fairy]

I don't believe that romance has a smell, but inhaling CO2 like you did in chemistry class has the same effect.

TMF x

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[imacolata]

> Oh but that's not Ralph Lauren's Romance is it?? That's my all
> time favourite perfume!! I wear it, and the men's fragrance
> turns me into a shaking bundle of hormones.....

Yay! I'm glad to see you agree...
I wear Ralph Lauren's Romance all the time..its my favourite scent.
I was begining to worry about what was wrong with me...

Have you ever smelled Issey Miyake?
now that's the best cologne smell hands down.

-imacolata




http://www.imacolata.com

[Mimi]

> Yay! I'm glad to see you agree...
> I wear Ralph Lauren's Romance all the time..its my favourite
> scent.
> I was begining to worry about what was wrong with me...

> Have you ever smelled Issey Miyake?
> now that's the best cologne smell hands down.

> -imacolata

There's nothing wrong with you, infact I'd go as far as saying you have very good taste....

I don't like the women's fragrance of Issey Miyake, but the men's ......purrrpurrr..... is just yummy, it's my favourite after, well, Romance for Man.

Nice website, you're quite brave.....

[imacolata]

> There's nothing wrong with you, infact I'd go as far as saying
> you have very good taste....

> I don't like the women's fragrance of Issey Miyake, but the > men's ......purrrpurrr..... is just yummy, it's my favourite
> after, well, Romance for Man.

> Nice website, you're quite brave.....

Well, you have very good taste too.
(i feel like those chipmunks on bugs bunny ..."after you, no...after you!...no seriously, after you")

and thanks for the compliment.
i have a different page with more (and better?) content, but for some reason its not as interesting to me any more...

-imacolata
(members.home.com/imacolata if you're so inclined)




http://www.imacolata.com

[Mimi]

> Well, you have very good taste too.
> (i feel like those chipmunks on bugs bunny ..."after you,
> no...after you!...no seriously, after you")

> and thanks for the compliment.
> i have a different page with more (and better?) content, but for
> some reason its not as interesting to me any more...

> -imacolata
> (members.home.com/imacolata if you're so inclined)

No, after you, thank you....=)

You're very productive and yes very brave to put such personal stuff on the net. I'd be quite embarrassed I think. But I'm chicken like that.

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