Morrissey's planned Easter album

[biggoof_99]

Hello everyone.Here are my thoughts on a proposed Morrissey Easter album..........

1]Morrissey and Peter Cottontail sing a duet and are actually booked for a gig on the TONIGHT SHOW.

2]Morrissey cries fowl as all the kiddies have stolen his easter basket full of goodies.

3] Morrissey is forced to tears as his favorite gift,THE CHOCOLATE BUNNY is stolen and eaten right in front of him.

4]Morrissey refuses to play a concert on easter claiming it to be"be kind to bunnyrabbits week"

5]Morrissey is shocked as he learns that Peter Cottontail and Boz boorer are moonlighting as lounge singers at the RABBITS TAIL BAR AND GRILL.

6]Songs to include such classics as:"my life as a bunny rabbit","don't step in bunny poop","do the Bunny hop" and Morrissey's all time favorite:"I WAS A TEENAGE EASTER BUNNY"

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[suzanne]

In a bid to branch out and diversify, and attract cajun skinheads and all morons from Oklahoma who try and pronounce New Orleans like they are life long residents into his fold, Moz will be performing at this year's mardi gras festivities.

1. The usual band of Boz, Gary, and the rest's role will be significantly diminished as Moz gets down and funky with the Grambling State Marching Band. Spike will succumb to majorly bodily injury as he tries to highstep wearing his entire drumkit. The show has to be postponed. Fans in Pittsburgh cry foul in jealousy that Morrissey could not cancel in their city again.

2. Moz will put on a shirt as he gets yelled at one too many times "show us your tits!"

3. Gary's usual night of drinking will start approximately 8AM instead of his usual 11AM.

4. Moz will pull out the statuette from the King's Cake. he will scream in horror, but will be relieved when someone does convince him that a 2" tall man was not baked alive inside the cake.

5. His new album will get it's world release party at Pat O'Brians. A new song about reciting prose amongst the catacombes will be revealed. The album cover will have a picture of Ricki Williams, a heisman trophy winner, now a bench warmer with a broken leg, the picture of pity and fallen greatness. The liner notes and lyrics will be replaced by recipes for gumbo and dirty rice.

6. At the record signing, patrons will either have to buy the album or bring Cadbury Eggs in exchange for a signature. Those who bring caramel eggs are tossed out.

7. The resheduled concert goes on, but this time replaced by the pogues. Accordions are used in cajun music, right? Enh, close enough.

[biggoof_99]

Ricky Williams a bench warmer? most of what you said was funny,right up until you called a guy with a fat contract who just happened to run for 1,000 yards this year,a bench warmer.without that "bench warmer",the SAINTS would have been muddled in obscurity once again and probably would've ended up 1-15.Sure the guy has a broken leg,but what do you have?..Not a @#!!!ing clue as to what you are saying.I suppose you think a guy like RYAN LEAF is a good player? get your fat,large,rather unpleasant looking melon out of your ass,come up for air,and realize what you say before engaging in opening your large pie-hole.other than that,I think your story was a good one.Ricky Williams{the bench warmer toting his rather large heisman trophy}will thank you for it.

[suzanne]

how in the hell is any of this called for?

I @#!!!ing forgot...cult of Ricki.

I'm saying he went from being made of teflon to having injury upon injury....thus falling in the ranks a bit. just like when he started out with the Saints and was sidelined within no time because he was not playing against skinny little college pipsqueaks anymore.

why don't you complain that i said Cadbury makes so-so caramel eggs? that has more merit than this crap boondoggles such as yourself who never leave the couch for fear you might miss a game turn around and think you look unbiased by telling me how pretty my writing is.

[biggoof_99]

ok,first off,I do get off the couch.second,the reason why i said this is because i wanted to know your fixation with calling a guy like Ricky Williams a "bench warmer?I am not a fan of Mr.Williams,nor will i ever be.but it seems to me as if you have some sort of issues with him? have you ever played any sort of organized ball?well I can assure you SUZANNE that i have.I played 2 years at a major college and hurt my knee.Any time you wish to play against those"tiny little bodies" you menmtioned,I welcome the opportunity.see I played a position where A person had to weigh no less than 300 pounds.I was an offensive tackle and like most football players,was not small by any means.My sophmore year,I weighed 345 pounds.Does that sound"tiny" to you?I thought so.as for the cadbury eggs,I could give a rats batoot about them.as for you being a complete imbecil and knowing nothing about what you speak of,I say...YOU'RE FULL OF @#!!!!!!!NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH ON A SUBJECT THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT,MAKE SURE AFTER YOU OPEN IT,THAT YOU PUT SOMETHING LIKE A CRAK PIPE IN THEIR.BECAUSE,YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY SMOKING SOME FUNNY @#!!!.Most football players weigh around 240-350 in weight.Let me guess,you were one of those SCIENCE CLUB KIDS RIGHT? learned more about a DOUBLE HELIX than anything else? get a @#!!!ing clue,you didn't play,you don't know how tough it is.Ass for Ricky Williams being a "bench warmer"as you'd so graciously called him,I don't know too many guys that would wrap a broken ankle and play in a playoff game,that takes guts.something you obviously do not have princess.Go back to playing with your BARBIES and leave the intelligent conversations to us grown up people.or atleast someone who has a clue as to what they are speaking about.

[the mandibule marauder]

Yawn.
While you were on the field, someone else did your homework, apparently.

Go back to the green grass, that would be wiser. And stop mooing.

[biggoof_99]

even bigger yawn.I see someone learned how to use a computer for something other than retrieving nudie pics of their mom? take a bow sporto.!i didn't know your mom was that way.oh wait,i know,I was too busy playing football to know something like that right? by the way,I did it with your mom on the football field in the announce booth.she was good too.Tell her i said thanks.did she ever get those child support checks I sent?

[the mandibule marauder]

your stupidity is heartbraking.

You do have a football instead of a head. Very well.

[suzanne]

> Yawn.
> While you were on the field, someone else did your homework,
> apparently.

Agreement in full. He needs a refund on his rhet and comp classes.

"Goddamn you and your kind! Making fun of things that I have only a vague association with! Everything else was funny because it didn't pertain in the slightest bit to me! Call me a hippocrite, but that's only understating my position on the matter. I think you need your ass whooped for saying anything about any sports figure who ever lived on this planet!! Nobody else has ever suffered an injury or been sidelined from any activity except for athletes college level and above!"

> Go back to the green grass, that would be wiser. And stop
> mooing.