Re Mimi: Well, I cannot just give up...I guess I have to take another approach.

[D-Q]

I simply cannot just give up! I cannot/will not simply say, "Well, it didn't work. She doesn't like me....la dee da da da" and be on my merry way. Does Wile E. Coyote throw in the towel after being in so many traumatic accidents that even though he may have the will, years of cranial trauma have robbed him of the mental capacity to think up another scheme to catch the roadrunner? No missy, he indeed does not! Such as I! It doesn't work that way when one has had a quasi-religious experience, like I did the day of seeing your picture. And isn't fate grand? When I saw the picture I became like a heat seeking missile, since you're such a hottie, your hotness was the heat and I found that you are an avid poster on the board. Fate always provides! Upon seing your picture I came to the only rational conclusion any rational man could rationalize...That GOD himself commissioned Michelangelo to sculpt your perfect lips, but knowing he could not take on such a job himself, he asked God to "911 beep" Di Vinci to assist him! With Martha Stewart for color. The beauty of your face is actually technically, scientifically impossible, so I have no explanation.

So... having said that, I say once again that I would not, could not, and will not retire my quest for this perfect creature whom before I saw with my own eyes, would not have believed could have been borne from 2 normal human beings...(I didn't know humans could create angels...) So I must take another approach or conjure up some way...I dunno

-your nonsecret admirer

[Arsène Quintin]

you have no right to physical atrocities of this kind.

I suspect you've sent letters to Mona Lisa and Venus of Milo as well.

[Mimi]

.....but the joke is over now, can we please get back to business? You've laughed, I certainly have - and now it's time to go back to our usual meaningful contents on this board. That's my birthday wish from you.

Yaaaawwwwn....