People I would like to see dragged around the streets chained to a car.

[greasetea]

Watch out for the falling limbs!

1. The Morrisseytour.com skanks...their infamous reputation only makes you realize why Morrissey distrusts his fanbase.

2. Glam "My mom still nurses me" God...truley the biggest loser since his father for procreating with such a disgusting dog...look at what it produced!

3. Punchdrunk U-KY jelly...gives jew-haters and racists alike a BAD name..as well as the frugal tourists. Also has a misconception that he can bend time. Mom should be shot too for sc a violation of NATO.

4. People who didn't vote then complain about Bush or Gore on the basis of watching the "evening news." Please shut up, you are the dumbing of America and worse, a posterchild for coathanger abortions!

5. Fans who hate an artist because they made fun of Morrissey. My GOD!!! I shall stop buying any books by Douglas Coupland because he slammed his participation with Absolut adverts...and I drink Absolut! Please dimwits, find the nearest bottle of rat poison and drink it. Glug glug.

6. Wiggers. What is this about? This is not a style nor a way of expressing yourself..unless you are trying to say you really have down syndrome. Also, the chief reason blacks jump your ass.

7. BIGFATFAT (not fat or chubby) bitches that shop at Banana Republic. This store generally sells to voluptious to waifish women. Notice nowhere does it say to obese or "I can't tell from your tits to your stomach" clothing. I believe there is a Lerner's or something.

8. Obese men that shop at Banana republic. Stop buying all the M and L! These popular sizes are wasted on your bigger than my ex-girlfriend Coleen's tits chest! Also, it is because of you we are left with XXXXXXXL or XXXXXXXXXXXXXLLLLLLLLLLL. What the foog? It reads like a Roman Year.

9. The Sasquatch. Mystery? Not after your furry ass is dragged all ove th town. I believe you taste like chicken. or beef if enough garlic is applied.

10. Jerks on the internet who do nothing but complain and use horrible filthy language. The ones that create inane lists and long diatribes.

[Withnail]

[biggoof_99]

I have never heard anything more funnier in my entire life! bravo my friend GREASETEA.you have inevitably made us all laugh for the day.You also hit it right on the head on a few things.You are absolutely hysterical my good man!!!!!!!

[biggoof_99]

greasetea,allow me to respond to this? a "wigger" is someone who parades around town claiming they are "down" with the brothers and adopting this pathetic,useless,illiterate dialogue that goes along with being a "wigger"In other words,someone who is trying to be black or cool.I think you are just a s @#!!!ing retarded as those people who say "you know" every 5 @#!!!ing seconds,grow the @#!!! up! if we knew,we wouldn't have to ask you @#!!!faces!!learn how to speak english,not ebonish{i.e;dog,holmes,G,bling bling,by the way,what the @#!!! does that mean?}that's what wigger is.you can find one at any shopping mall or area by your house I'm sure.

[punchdrunkGB]

IM A GEEZER YOUR A WEEZER...

HAPPY 2001 APE-ARSEFACE I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AND FINALLY LOSE YOUR V PLATES,THEY SEEM TO BE CAUSING YOU A WHOLE HOST OF PROBLEMS..

TAKE A CHILL PILL...

Watch out for the falling limbs!

> 1. The Morrisseytour.com skanks...their infamous reputation only
> makes you realize why Morrissey distrusts his fanbase.

> 2. Glam "My mom still nurses me" God...truley the
> biggest loser since his father for procreating with such a
> disgusting dog...look at what it produced!

> 3. Punchdrunk U-KY jelly...gives jew-haters and racists alike a
> BAD name..as well as the frugal tourists. Also has a
> misconception that he can bend time. Mom should be shot too for
> sc a violation of NATO.

> 4. People who didn't vote then complain about Bush or Gore on
> the basis of watching the "evening news." Please shut
> up, you are the dumbing of America and worse, a posterchild for
> coathanger abortions!

> 5. Fans who hate an artist because they made fun of Morrissey.
> My GOD!!! I shall stop buying any books by Douglas Coupland
> because he slammed his participation with Absolut adverts...and
> I drink Absolut! Please dimwits, find the nearest bottle of rat
> poison and drink it. Glug glug.

> 6. Wiggers. What is this about? This is not a style nor a way of
> expressing yourself..unless you are trying to say you really
> have down syndrome. Also, the chief reason blacks jump your ass.

> 7. BIGFATFAT (not fat or chubby) bitches that shop at Banana
> Republic. This store generally sells to voluptious to waifish
> women. Notice nowhere does it say to obese or "I can't tell
> from your tits to your stomach" clothing. I believe there
> is a Lerner's or something.

> 8. Obese men that shop at Banana republic. Stop buying all the M
> and L! These popular sizes are wasted on your bigger than my
> ex-girlfriend Coleen's tits chest! Also, it is because of you we
> are left with XXXXXXXL or XXXXXXXXXXXXXLLLLLLLLLLL. What the
> foog? It reads like a Roman Year.

> 9. The Sasquatch. Mystery? Not after your furry ass is dragged
> all ove th town. I believe you taste like chicken. or beef if
> enough garlic is applied.

> 10. Jerks on the internet who do nothing but complain and use
> horrible filthy language. The ones that create inane lists and
> long diatribes.

[Lifeguard Temping]

white + nigger = wigger

I didn't make it up, folks.

[greasetea]

kowabunga

Surf's up

radical!

I know you are but what am I (said in Pee Wee herman like voice)

no duh.

Your mama.

So asshole, you take a chill pill and keep wearing those "Hulkamania" muscle shirts and parachute pants. Looks good with your mullet and the tail you fu.cking moron.

[punchdrunkGB]

> kowabunga

> Surf's up

> radical!

> I know you are but what am I (said in Pee Wee herman like voice)

> no duh.

> Your mama.

> So asshole, you take a chill pill and keep wearing those
> "Hulkamania" muscle shirts and parachute pants. Looks
> good with your mullet and the tail you fu.cking moron.

YEAH right MR side parting martin.....

Your dress like a bag of @#!!!e....and you smell of garlic arraghghg

[greasetea]

hey nipplehead..try using $hit so we don't have to decipher your stupid @#!!! and @#!!! and @#!!!!

In anycase lamebrain, don't you mean i smell like pizza becauise me and my family were stuffed in ovens? Or some other jew-bashing joke you national front dodo.

Please stop posting your bull$hit about you flying here and you flying there...you're not fooling us. We know you are really a clerk at the post office and you "disappear" for weeks to give the effect you have gone to China, Isreal, Nigeria, Japan, India (c'mon I left you a bunch of countries you can deny in your post and then slam them for their races...)

[The GlamGod]

Thanks for that Greasetea.

If you really hated me then you wouldn't have wasted your time including me in that list. ;-)

Seems like I should haul myself up to America for a bit of banging with the Morrisseytour.com chicks I s'pose. ;-D

The GlamGod

[Punch-drunkGB]

I am sorry that the fact i have a life away from my computer makes you feel so small and worthless

Guess what i am going to iceland in the next few months..

> hey nipplehead..try using $hit so we don't have to decipher your
> stupid @#!!! and @#!!! and @#!!! !

> In anycase lamebrain, don't you mean i smell like pizza becauise
> me and my family were stuffed in ovens? Or some other
> jew-bashing joke you national front dodo.

> Please stop posting your bull$hit about you flying here and you
> flying there...you're not fooling us. We know you are really a
> clerk at the post office and you "disappear" for weeks
> to give the effect you have gone to China, Isreal, Nigeria,
> Japan, India (c'mon I left you a bunch of countries you can deny
> in your post and then slam them for their races...)

[Little Miss Curious]

> I am sorry that the fact i have a life away from my computer
> makes you feel so small and worthless

> Guess what i am going to iceland in the next few months..

So what? I went to Sainsbury's last week.

LMC x

[punchdrunkGB]

I AM OFF THERE LATER ON MY DEAR CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?? So what? I went to Sainsbury's last week.

> LMC x