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greasetea
January 7, 2001, 07:24 PM
Bao Ji (newspaper) by Jacky Chueng (Leslie Chueng anglecized name as well)

The problem with me is that i post so much bull$hit news that when i actually get real stuff, no one believes me...anyhow, my cousin just returned from Hong Kong and brought back a bunch of CD's. He let me listen to one CD by the guy known as Jacky Chueng (he's also a lousy louse of an actor appearing in High Risk and God of Gamblers 5 or something).

My sister, Dancing jellybean and I watched his visual track and noticed not only does he sound like Morrissey-ish but damnces like him.

The album is strife with weird snippets of crowds clapping between songs, yet it isn't a live album. Another strange feature is that each song Mr. Cheung goes on and on (in Chinese) about the origins of each tune (like VH-1 storytellers, only lots of MSG).

In a word, this album sucks. Only buy it if you want an oddity in your collection. I rate this latest offering by the psuedo-gunslinger/swordsman/zen nutritionalist a double decker bus abortion. Yes, it is that bad!

The only thing that spared it my triple miscarriage rating was the fact that track 7 was some funky synth cover of Matthew Sweet's "Time Capsule" in Chinese mind you.

The album is strife with