I love the Smith to

[Borat]

Yish mash! I like you!

My name is Borat, and I live in Kazakhstan. Some of my people listen to Smith, and we love it. Even if he makes love to other mans bottom. When I listen to him...I feel very excited. Like he says in one of song, "I feel so extradionary, somethings got a hold on me...". My other favourite Brit-pop bands are Dire Straits, Abba and Primal Scream. My favourite Smith album is 'The Graveyard and the Ballroom". i listen to it for all times, and I watch TFI Friday on my satilight TV. But Smith is the best. My favourite tune is 'Lay of the Land', and one day I will come to manechestar and see mark Smith.

[Thomas]

Welcome to boredom.

[Mimi]

> Yish mash! I like you!

> My name is Borat, and I live in Kazakhstan. Some of my people
> listen to Smith, and we love it. Even if he makes love to other
> mans bottom. When I listen to him...I feel very excited. Like he
> says in one of song, "I feel so extradionary, somethings
> got a hold on me...". My other favourite Brit-pop bands are
> Dire Straits, Abba and Primal Scream. My favourite Smith album
> is 'The Graveyard and the Ballroom". i listen to it for all
> times, and I watch TFI Friday on my satilight TV. But Smith is
> the best. My favourite tune is 'Lay of the Land', and one day I
> will come to manechestar and see mark Smith.

Not bad...but I hate to dissapoint you nonetheless, I've read far funnier things around here... but keep trying.

[greasetea]

You disgusting mongrel bitch! Shut your yap and hijackoff away. Your insipid spittles and revolting post make me want to stomp out your mom for $hitting out such an abysmal creation this side of Hitlerville!

Someone send this fartknuckle a ticket to Bosnia.

I'll give you a landmine as a gift jackweed!

[eugenius]

ah, that @#!!!h0le greaertea is just pissed becasue someone is doing his lame shtick. what a d1ckhole.

[Mark E. Smith]

Well said.