Poll: 15 Minutes With You

[Codreanu]

The scenerio: you have 15 minutes alone with anyone (or anything) of your choosing, living or dead. Please elaborate in the body of the thread.

[WhyteGrrrl]

I'd be happy just to see my husband for 15 minutes at one time! *is bitter*

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I'd be happy just to see my husband for 15 minutes at one time! *is bitter*
it does not take fifteen minutes to apologize...
:D

[bored]

The girl of my dreams. She's sad and is all alone.

I didn't pick Moz because he wouldn't answer any of my questions.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

The girl of my dreams. She's sad and is all alone.

I didn't pick Moz because he wouldn't answer any of my questions.

Morrissey may be truly wise then, if he did not answer your questions, but yeah I understand, sometimes, some of us, just want an answer, any may even do...
;)

[Alexandra]

It had to be Morrissey.

[The Cat's Mother]

:( I'd love 15 minutes to say goodbye to my dear old cat, Nigel. I've just got back from Brum to find that she died last night :(

[Suzanne]

The girl of my dreams. She's sad and is all alone.

I didn't pick Moz because he wouldn't answer any of my questions.

yeah, you might just walk away annoyed after your 15 minutes was up.

as for my choice, i'm not really sure. maybe an inanimate object or a cat. dealing with most people 1-on-1 makes me tense.

[El Manzo]

A girl called Francesca. One day around 2001 I met her. We talked for an afternoon. She was very nice, and seemed to enjoy the time we spent together. I met her again three days after. She just said 'Hi' and run away. Tried to call her: she was clearly unhappy to hear me. Tried to call her again: same thing. I'd love to spend fifteen minutes with her.

I think about her when:
-I see a girl with red hair.
-When I'm listening to 'Oh Mercy' by Bob Dylan.
-When I'm listening to some 'Northern Soul' tune.

[WhyteGrrrl]

bless you and poor nigel.

[Codreanu]

:( I'd love 15 minutes to say goodbye to my dear old cat, Nigel. I've just got back from Brum to find that she died last night :(

:( *butts head, rubs against leg, and meeeewws softly*

[Reggie Kray]

I would have to go with Proust

[helmoz]

hmm... for me it's between moz and a relative and a friend.

[++++++]

At the risk of sounding like a broken record...

Bowie. He's so witty and confident and charming in his interviews... I'm not really all that interested in meeting celebrities, but I'd love to spend time with him. I'd probably melt into a puddle on the floor the instant he walked through the door, though.

[Wally the Baboon]

By including the 'animal' option you were only thinking of my sweetie Proper, weren't you? :)

xxxooo
Wally

[kingdai]

Apologies for lowering the tone of this messageboard but if i'm being honest it would probably be Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansen or someone like that.... probably wouldnt need 15 minutes tho

or I wouldnt mind smoking a fattie with Ian Brown

Morrissey would be an interesting chat but I'd probably just annoy the fella so I'd leave him alone

[Codreanu]

Apologies for lowering the tone of this messageboard but if i'm being honest it would probably be Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansen or someone like that.... probably wouldnt need 15 minutes tho
Yeah, I would like to be able to say Christ or Our Lady, or even my father (deceased 1992)... and it would, more than likely, be one of these. But all the while I'd be regretting my decision and pining for fifteen minutes with Freya ♥ :p

[mauve21]

I'll be appalled if Morrissey doesn't get voted for the most.:cool:

[OurFrank!]

it would have to be tom jones, real voice, real talent, and hes welsh,cant get any better "why why why delila "

[Rushes]

Moz. To chat about music and take the mickey out of each other. :D

[Freya]

Having 15 minutes with Moz would only be awkward. So I'd rather not.

For the sake of my karma I should spend my 15 minutes with a rabbit I had when I was 6. I owe her an apology.. But she bites - so I'd probably regret it and want to spend my 15 minutes with Cod :p ;)

[Pervomartovtsi]

15 minutes with my last former girlfriend..we didn't have a nice goodbye, and both of us deserve it...but come on...it's never gonna happen

[mauve21]

Having been out to the pub and gotten quite drunk tonight I'd say fifteen minutes with a worthy suitor would be cool, but seeing there's not one around my teddy bear does just fine tonight. How wierd I actually said that.

[Codreanu]

Having been out to the pub and gotten quite drunk tonight I'd say fifteen minutes with a worthy suitor would be cool, but seeing there's not one around my teddy bear does just fine tonight. How wierd I actually said that.
Go ahead, Mauve, show us that bear! :p
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=59130

I would show the gorgeous, svelte, creature I share my bed with at night, but you all have already seen my cats. :(

[WOX von Wubbins]

oh inanimate object of course... maybe a nice fern. I've always had a thing for ferns.

http://www.langridgeplants.com/phpBB/Pictures/BostonFern.jpg

[Sunday Girl]

It'd be either Moz or Richey from the Manics. Can't choose, (but it's obviously highly unlikely i would ever have to :) )

[Suzanne]

Go ahead, Mauve, show us that bear! :p
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=59130

I would show the gorgeous, svelte, creature I share my bed with at night, but you all have already seen my cats. :(

i spent the week with my sister and her cat. he was a big old pain yesterday because he kept meowing for everyone to get up at 6am.

[zom]

My brother who committed suicide fifteen years ago. I would like to show him what I have become, for my children to play with their uncle...

zom

[Codreanu]

oh inanimate object of course... maybe a nice fern. I've always had a thing for ferns.

http://www.langridgeplants.com/phpBB/Pictures/BostonFern.jpg
Damn! I didn't think to include a category for plant-life. *slaps head*

By "inanimate object" I only meant to comprehend such articles as an artwork, a doll beloved from childhood, a holy relic or icon etc.

I suppose that a plant could be considered inanimate if it were, say, an Oklahoma fern during a droughty Summer, or one that you neglected to water...

[Codreanu]

i spent the week with my sister and her cat. he was a big old pain yesterday because he kept meowing for everyone to get up at 6am.
I once kept my step-brother & wife's cat while they were on holiday in Scotland. This calico demoness woke me up every morning at 5:00 A.M. sharp with cries that seemed to grow increasingly strangulated and pathetic over the course of nearly an hour; neither food, petting, milk, a soothing voice... NOTHING would shut this kitty up. After a week of this, I was finally given a chance to speak with them over the phone. As it turned out, she was used to being CARRIED through the house from room to room first thing before breakfast.
This was'nt in the job description. :mad:

[Alexandra]

I once kept my step-brother & wife's cat while they were on holiday in Scotland. (...) As it turned out, she was used to being CARRIED through the house from room to room first thing before breakfast.

Hahahaa!!! Yes, the things they can make humans do! :p

[tenderliz]

my baby nice's,

can U tell Im depressed or what.:(

[Maid@ Vale Lover]

God - Is He even out there somewhere belonging / Or for real / Yeah there is something above Moz as You all can see

There would be many questions to the Spirit in the sky

Are You for real ?

Are You there ?

etc ... ...