Keef Richards 'out of his tree' (no moz)

[keef]

The stones guitarist is in hospital with a serious head injury after falling out of a tree.

Could be the perfect end....

[Annie Hall]

Poor keef, I hope he gets well soon.
But how rock is this man! He was at the fiji island on a vacation with his family and instead of staying quiet with his wife Patty he was, with his mate Ronnie Wood, climbing trees after drinking a couple of gallons of Jack Daniel's.
Was it Elton John who once said: "He looks like a monkey with artritis?

[Maradona]

Ah, the Human Riff; Lord Riffhard shall never, ever die.

Where would we be without him?