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There i was flicking through the usual morning rag under torchlight down the pit when i noticed a story about sales of the latest Ordinary Boys album going up ten-fold since the singer joined that f***ing dense reality show, i nearly shit a coal out i can tell you. TOB are woefully awful, Morrissey (as great a talent as he is) has a terrible track record of championing bands....with maybe a few exceptions who slip me miners hat just for the minute. The fact is Morrissey won't listen to anybody unless they champion him first. I recently read with interest that he doesn't rate any other contempory lyricists around...well quiff head try Nick Cave, Guy Harvey, Stephin Merritt, David Gedge, Gordon McIntyre (Ballboy), The Trashcan Sinatras. That said i don't think Morrissey will listen unless they write about how great he is...i hope i'm wrong but i doubt it.
Oh and i really hope none of you lot have started to watch that previously mentioned reality show (which shall remain nameless) just because there might possibly be a mention of his royal lordship...please say no, but i fear the answers yes.
Right i gotta go get me chips 'n' beans, i'm up early...i've got coal to dig.
Yer get me?
MC Pitman aka plate face.
pitman
There i was flicking through the usual morning rag under torchlight down the pit when i noticed a story about sales of the latest Ordinary Boys album going up ten-fold since the singer joined that f***ing dense reality show, i nearly shit a coal out i can tell you. TOB are woefully awful, Morrissey (as great a talent as he is) has a terrible track record of championing bands....with maybe a few exceptions who slip me miners hat just for the minute. The fact is Morrissey won't listen to anybody unless they champion him first. I recently read with interest that he doesn't rate any other contempory lyricists around...well quiff head try Nick Cave, Guy Harvey, Stephin Merritt, David Gedge, Gordon McIntyre (Ballboy), The Trashcan Sinatras. That said i don't think Morrissey will listen unless they write about how great he is...i hope i'm wrong but i doubt it.
Oh and i really hope none of you lot have started to watch that previously mentioned reality show (which shall remain nameless) just because there might possibly be a mention of his royal lordship...please say no, but i fear the answers yes.
Right i gotta go get me chips 'n' beans, i'm up early...i've got coal to dig.
Yer get me?
MC Pitman aka plate face.
pitman