POLL. WHO IS THE BIGGEST RETARD HERE, SEE LIST:

[the philosopher]

WHO IS THE BIGGEST RETARD HERE? IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

ME, THE PHILOSOPHER

GRIM O GRADY

UNCLE SKINNY

PIMP..THE BLAH BLAH BLAH OF BLAH BLAH BLAH

SERIOUSLY FLAWED

FREE YOURSELF

NICK

THEO

DEVILS

SUZZANNE

COLLEEN

CODREANU

PLEASE

MOZZERSGIRL

AM I MISSING ANY OTHER RETARD LOSER INTERNET FREAK?

PS MY VOTE GOES FOR:

DAMN ITS A THREE WAY TIE BETWEEN, FLAWED, FREEYOURSELF AND THE PIMPLE!!!!!!!!! ALL EQUAL IN THEIR RETARDATION!!!!!!!

[drunk or on drugs]

[drunk or on drugs]

[please]

[the philosopher]

[drunk or on drugs]

You are most obviously.

Take a look at the "name"

At least others are honest about their state of mind.

[drunk or on drugs]

Can we really agree whether it's an apple or an orange.

They should have paid you more for the old rope, at least three metres to hang yourself with.

[the philosopher]

stop trying to mask your attraction to me, its obvious by the words you chose you are carrying alot of pent up lust for me

dont worry I got eight inches of meat cucumber ready to plow your cornhole baby

woot woot!!

> Can we really agree whether it's an apple or an orange.

> They should have paid you more for the old rope, at least three metres to
> hang yourself with.

[drunk or on drugs]

Oh now I see where your true gift lies.

Forget philosophising, why not take up a tent on Blackpool Beach and rename yourself...the Beckoning Finger of Fate..

Palms read in an hour
Minds read in half the time

[drunk or on drugs]

[drunk or on drugs]

[mauve21]

> You are most obviously.

> Take a look at the "name"

> At least others are honest about their state of mind.
Yeh, but unfortunately their states of mind are not always honest, now
are they? What I mean to say is that some of us like to come in here
and crap on and on and on ad infinitum.

[Colleen]

> WHO IS THE BIGGEST RETARD HERE? IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

> ME, THE PHILOSOPHER

> GRIM O GRADY

> UNCLE SKINNY

> PIMP..THE BLAH BLAH BLAH OF BLAH BLAH BLAH

> SERIOUSLY FLAWED

> FREE YOURSELF

> NICK

> THEO

> DEVILS

> SUZZANNE

> COLLEEN

> CODREANU

> PLEASE

> MOZZERSGIRL

> AM I MISSING ANY OTHER RETARD LOSER INTERNET FREAK?

> PS MY VOTE GOES FOR:

> DAMN ITS A THREE WAY TIE BETWEEN, FLAWED, FREEYOURSELF AND THE
> PIMPLE!!!!!!!!! ALL EQUAL IN THEIR RETARDATION!!!!!!!
YOU MISSED BELLIGERENT GHOUL AND MORRITHEY! BUT, THEY EXIST IN THEIR OWN LITTLE SPHERE OF RETARTADION. BUT, IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE, WHO IS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST TROLL BETWEEN THE TWO? I TAKE UNBRAGE WITH MY NAME ON THAT LIST. I'VE GRADUATED FROM SDSU 1984, MAJOR- ENGLISH LITERATURE. NY ONLY STUPIDITY IS VISITING THIS CRAPPY SITE. BUT AS BG ONCE SAID, YOU MUST KNOW YOUR ENEMIES...AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PROPER! HE IS A GENUINELY NICE GUY AND A SUPERFOX AS WELL. PLUS, HE EATS THE BEEF BOWLS, A MOZ FAVORITE, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE VERY SPECIAL WONDER SOUP, AN ACQUIRED TASTE ONLY FOR THE ARISTOCRACY. YO YO YOSHINOYA!

[Mozzersgirl]

i know i may spend an inordinate amount of time here, but i am currently awaiting a full time job ... i get bored damn it

[Miss Frittton]

> i know i may spend an inordinate amount of time here, but i am currently
> awaiting a full time job ... i get bored damn it

I have to agree. I don't think it matters about the amount of time a person spends here if they are pleasant and a genuine Morrissey fan. From what I've read there seems nothing deranged about Mozzersgirl and she's obviously quite young. Don't discourage her.

[Mozzersgirl]

it's nice to know someone appreciates my thoughts. x

[Miss Frittton]

> it's nice to know someone appreciates my thoughts. x
You're welcome. Don't let the nasty "superiors" put you off.

[Let's Go Devils and Jeremy Affeldt's newest and biggest fan!!]

> You're welcome. Don't let the nasty "superiors" put you off.

Oh Gosh not only do I have to prepare a speech in case I win I need to redue my resume:

Let's Go Devils
graduated Ridgewood High School
Student Council,Cheerleading,Yearbook,&Prom Committee
BA -Rutgers University New Brunswick NJ
MA -Rutgers University New Brunswick NJ
Employment *****/***** 1999-Present
and
2005 nominee for most educationally challanged on the Morrissey-solo message board
and my most prized acheivement the Grim O'Gravy's "person who should be ignored" award.

[the philosopher]

[Oxford English]

No. I didn't get the "satire" either.

Care to explain, oh wise one?

[I'm not one to brag but...]

I have a "birth certificate" from a very young age.
An 11 plus certificate and I was only 10 at the time
M.O.T certificates passed annually by garages throughout the country.
Two speeding certificates awarded by the Police Force, nonetheless!
A "Reported Crime on the individual" certificate, 1989. (Victim by the way)
"Last in first out" Dublin 2004....I could go on but I HATE TO BRAG!!!

[Oxford English]