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Sqd. Ldr. Reginad N. Plate (Retired)
April 15, 2005, 07:00 PM
Must American women promise to obey their husbands like UK women at marriage?

In UK as part of wedding vows women must promise to obey their husbandly owners or the law refuses to allow them the privilige of Marriage!

Is their a similar law in the United States and if not why not?

All female Morrissey fans would surely obey his voice so why not all the more so their husbands?

A sensible reply is eagerly awaited!

Thanks

reg plate

suzanne
April 15, 2005, 07:28 PM
> Must American women promise to obey their husbands like UK women at
> marriage?

> In UK as part of wedding vows women must promise to obey their husbandly
> owners or the law refuses to allow them the privilige of Marriage!

> Is their a similar law in the United States and if not why not?

> All female Morrissey fans would surely obey his voice so why not all the
> more so their husbands?

because most men are full of crap.

people obeyed GW Bush and look where we ended up at.

> A sensible reply is eagerly awaited!

> Thanks

> reg plate

Sqd. Ldr. Reginad N. Plate (Retired)
April 15, 2005, 07:31 PM
Didn't you read the small print?

reg plate

suzanne
April 15, 2005, 07:35 PM
> Didn't you read the small print?

> reg plate

oh, i'm sorry. i'll lie so that i can be sensible.

-Moz the 23rd
April 15, 2005, 10:07 PM
A Guideline to Sexual Vows for Married Couples:

When writing your sexual vows you can start with the mother of all promises, the promise never to be with another person except the person you married…
I promise never to have sex (including the Lewinski kind) with another person for the rest of my life
I promise never to wear flannel nighties or pajamas to bed
I promise to try to fall asleep with at least one body part touching my partner
I promise to massage my partner’s back or feet at least once every two weeks
I promise to work in at least 10 minutes of foreplay prior to sex
I promise to cuddle for at least five minutes after sex
I promise never to use the excuse that I’m too tired more than once a week
I promise never to let more than two days pass without having sex
I promise to work in oral sex or manual manipulation at least twice a week
I promise to try a new position at least once a month

A Guideline to Sexual Vows for Singles:

I promise never to have sex with someone whose name won’t be worth remembering (I promise never to have sex so drunk I won’t remember it)
I promise never to have sex with my exes
I promise never to have sex with anyone I work with
I promise never to have sex with someone I have no interest in having a relationship with, unless this is something that we have either implicitly or explicitly agreed to
I promise never to have unprotected sex, unless in a relationship

Bertie
April 15, 2005, 11:19 PM
> A Guideline to Sexual Vows for Married Couples:

> When writing your sexual vows you can start with the mother of all
> promises, the promise never to be with another person except the person
> you married…
> I promise never to have sex (including the Lewinski kind) with another
> person for the rest of my life
> I promise never to wear flannel nighties or pajamas to bed
> I promise to try to fall asleep with at least one body part touching my
> partner
> I promise to massage my partner’s back or feet at least once every two
> weeks
> I promise to work in at least 10 minutes of foreplay prior to sex
> I promise to cuddle for at least five minutes after sex
> I promise never to use the excuse that I’m too tired more than once a week
> I promise never to let more than two days pass without having sex
> I promise to work in oral sex or manual manipulation at least twice a week
> I promise to try a new position at least once a month

> A Guideline to Sexual Vows for Singles:

> I promise never to have sex with someone whose name won’t be worth
> remembering (I promise never to have sex so drunk I won’t remember it)
> I promise never to have sex with my exes
> I promise never to have sex with anyone I work with
> I promise never to have sex with someone I have no interest in having a
> relationship with, unless this is something that we have either implicitly
> or explicitly agreed to
> I promise never to have unprotected sex, unless in a relationship

Sounds very reasonable to me.

mozrebel
April 16, 2005, 12:21 AM
We had the traditional vows at our wedding (in Ireland). Still, it doesn't mean she'll do a thing I fuckin' say. And in all fairness, fair dues to her.