Eric Morcombe vs Hitler (9pm GMT)

[Thierry's ennui]

I just don't know which one to watch...

(and don't anyone dare suggest that this isn't relevant to a Moz forum)

[Rude Van History]

> I just don't know which one to watch...

> (and don't anyone dare suggest that this isn't relevant to a Moz forum)
Watch one and tape t'other

[Thierry's ennui]

> Watch one and tape t'other

Can't - video's fucked.

I think Morecombe should win on countback - cleaner disciplinary record.

[Rude Van History]

> Can't - video's fucked.

> I think Morecombe should win on countback - cleaner disciplinary record.

Yes but Adolf is on for two hours and you're only get 1 and a half of Eric!

[Rude Van History]

> Yes but Adolf is on for two hours and you're only get 1 and a half of
> Eric!

If it goes into extra time, Adolf has the greater staying power!

[Spliggs]

Eric dosen't get a great write-up in the previews, Sunshine. No great revelations, apparently.
I'll be watching Adolf Stott/Ken Hitler meself.

[sserriously flawed television]

> Eric dosen't get a great write-up in the previews, Sunshine. No great
> revelations, apparently.
> I'll be watching Adolf Stott/Ken Hitler meself.

I'll be watching Adolf, as I am confined to the kitchen, and can't get a very good pic on channel 4...all I saw on channel was "snow" and I don't mean Jon!

[Thierry's ennui]

> Yes but Adolf is on for two hours and you're only get 1 and a half of
> Eric!

That's the thing with your nazis, see: always wanting more.

You can get all the fascism you can eat over on the discovery/history/discovering history/historical discoveries channel. And sharks. Failing that, you can always pop over to MozMusic. It's a police-state over there, you know.

[sserriously flawed television]

> I'll be watching Adolf, as I am confined to the kitchen, and can't get a
> very good pic on channel 4...all I saw on channel was "snow" and
> I don't mean Jon!

The shackled chain isn't long enough to reach the Living Room yet.
I did ask for an extension for Christmas, but guess what?

[sserriously flawed television]

> That's the thing with your nazis, see: always wanting more.

> You can get all the fascism you can eat over on the
> discovery/history/discovering history/historical discoveries channel. And
> sharks. Failing that, you can always pop over to MozMusic. It's a
> police-state over there, you know.

I've heard this place will soon follow suit.
Police State that is.
Apparently the Adolf show reveals how he grew such a wondrous moustache, now don't tell me that isn't worth knowing!

[Thierry's ennui]

> If it goes into extra time, Adolf has the greater staying power!

Has he fuck - have you never seen Escape To Victory!??

[someone who knows.]

[Rude Van History]

> Has he fuck - have you never seen Escape To Victory!??

Adolf was injured that day, if my memory serves me well!

[sserriously flawed television]

who is irene?
i am an ex member of the hitler youth, that is all and wanted to take a stroll down memory lane.

[sserriously flawed television]

I can also now conclude, without doubt "someone who knows" has to be an American. (I should have known beforehand, I mean who else but, know anything, but nevertheless...)

You don't spell "program" like that.

[someone who knows.]

[sserriously flawed television]

I take it I won that "war" then.

[someone who knows.]

> I take it I won that "war" then.

it wasn't a war but a statement you fucking nazi.

[sserriously flawed television]

As an afterthought, that should read "drunken" bitch and not "drunk".
Do they teach nothing in American schools.

[Pliny the Welder]

> That's the thing with your nazis, see: always wanting more.

> You can get all the fascism you can eat over on the
> discovery/history/discovering history/historical discoveries channel. And
> sharks. Failing that, you can always pop over to MozMusic. It's a
> police-state over there, you know.

...Norman?

[sserriously flawed television]

> it wasn't a war but a statement you fucking nazi.

When was I last seen sporting the swastika then?
PROVE IT...
I gave up the arm-band years ago.
You bought them.

[someone who knows.]

> When was I last seen sporting the swastika then?
> PROVE IT...
> I gave up the arm-band years ago.
> You bought them.

yawn you are boring me now irene

TA TA

[sserriously flawed television]

> yawn you are boring me now irene

> TA TA
I am boring me now.....Go and watch TV!

[Thierry's ennui]

> ...Norman?

I'm more of a celt, really.

[Thierry's ennui]

[Sharron Needles]

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/discuss/images/pic241198.jpg

[Thierry's ennui]

[kestrel's ghost]

sharron:

the picture you posted was motivation enough for me to cancel my appointments for the rest of the day i feel like crap. is it th eseasonal affective? i doubt it? is it cosmic? fucking totally.

i am goingg to take a steaming hot bath right now.
should i bring my laptop in with me? hmmm?...

[Pliny the Welder]

...Anyone would think this was morrisseymusic...

[Sharron Needles]

Myn God!!! Just make sure it's wireless!!!!! I'll be right over!

> sharron:

> the picture you posted was motivation enough for me to cancel my
> appointments for the rest of the day i feel like crap. is it th eseasonal
> affective? i doubt it? is it cosmic? fucking totally.

> i am goingg to take a steaming hot bath right now.
> should i bring my laptop in with me? hmmm?...

[kestrel's ghost]

you dirty needle. i thought we werent on the same team...

> Myn God!!! Just make sure it's wireless!!!!! I'll be right over!

[Thierry's ennui]

Speaking of whom...

*spanking noises*

[Sharron Needles]

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/discuss/images/pic241223.jpg

[Archibald]

That reminds me of that film (cant remember the title) where John Travolta plays a film sound man and there is a similar scene.Only this time there is more on view.

I like the line where the director in the film wants Travolta to go and get him a genuine scream to go with the shower shot by saying,"I didnt hire that girl for her scream,I hired her for her tits".

[kestrel's ghost]

i dont judge you thierry.

although i would hope you speak of the monkey in the metaphorical sense because it would be incredibly cruel to spank a real monkey...

> Speaking of whom...

> *spanking noises*

[Pliny the Welder]

> Speaking of whom...

> *spanking noises*

Would you like a bit of Umm's bongos...?

[Thierry's ennui]

> i dont judge you thierry.

> although i would hope you speak of the monkey in the metaphorical sense
> because it would be incredibly cruel to spank a real monkey...

Monkey says you're a prude - and we all know the punishment for speaking ill of a human...

*more spanking noises - just less funny than before*

[L]

> That reminds me of that film (cant remember the title) where John Travolta
> plays a film sound man and there is a similar scene.Only this time there
> is more on view.

> I like the line where the director in the film wants Travolta to go and
> get him a genuine scream to go with the shower shot by saying,"I
> didnt hire that girl for her scream,I hired her for her tits".

hmm you got me thinking now what film is that then? anybody knows?

[kestrel's ghost]

yeah, i know you have 'bongos'. you mentioned it in an earlier post and i told you that I am OK with that. I am a liberated, evolved, and open-minded dead bird of prey...
are you going to help thierry spank his monkey providing of course that it isnt a real monkey...

> Would you like a bit of Umm's bongos...?

[L]

[Pliny the Welder]

> yeah, i know you have 'bongos'. you mentioned it in an earlier post and i
> told you that I am OK with that. I am a liberated, evolved, and
> open-minded dead bird of prey...
> are you going to help thierry spank his monkey providing of course that it
> isnt a real monkey...

I'll spank his cock, but I ain't going anywhere near no smelly monkey.

[Sharron Needles]

[kestrel's ghost]

i am most definitely not a prude. I just don't think its very nice to spank a monkey (unless that monkey is a metaphor for....) in which case, spank away, i'll get you a glass of water, even.

humans are despicable lot and you know it thierry otherwise you wouldnt be feeling so much ENNUI.

> Monkey says you're a prude - and we all know the punishment for speaking
> ill of a human...

> *more spanking noises - just less funny than before*

[matthew mcconaughey]

[Sharron Needles]

OK, everyone *step back* Nothing here to see.....

> I'll spank his cock, but I ain't going anywhere near no smelly monkey.

[Archibald]

> hmm you got me thinking now what film is that then? anybody knows?

In the end of the film Travolta captures the genuine scream from a murdered girl on his sound recorder (he tries to save her but fails) and then uses the actual scream for the shower scene.

The director not knowing the scream is real says,"Now that`s what I call a scream".

[Archibald]

> In the end of the film Travolta captures the genuine scream from a
> murdered girl on his sound recorder (he tries to save her but fails) and
> then uses the actual scream for the shower scene.

> The director not knowing the scream is real says,"Now that`s what I
> call a scream".

Just had a look at Travolta`s web site,the film is Blow Out (1981)

[Thierry's ennui]

> OK, everyone *step back* Nothing here to see.....

Yep - that'd be my cock, alright...