I'm bored...

[norm is dead]

...does anyone fancy a bit?

[theladykestrel]

you're more than welcome to come over and do my dishes...
> ...does anyone fancy a bit?

[.CaKeS]

> you're more than welcome to come over and do my dishes...

is that a pet name?

[theladykestrel]

well, i consider myself to be my own pet , so sure.

> is that a pet name?

[Twinkle]

> ...does anyone fancy a bit?

No i'm full up...

[theladykestrel]

well, i consider myself to be my own pet , so sure.

> is that a pet name?

[.CaKeS]

> well, i consider myself to be my own pet , so sure.

ha ha bless theladykestrel

you heard it here first...on the sabbath too!

I think "norm is dead" must be looking for his best marigolds.

a kitchen sink drama at its finest.

[norm is dead]

[theladykestrel]

you missed a teacup, 2 saucers and the french press.

[norm is dead]

> No i'm full up...

There's always room for Norman. Trust me.

[.CaKeS]

> No i'm full up...

oooooooh matron.

how very bawdy!

[norm is dead]

> you missed a teacup, 2 saucers and the french press.

Anything French is likely to need a thorough scrubbing...

[Twinkle]

> There's always room for Norman. Trust me.

Ahh but is the real Norman or just an imposter?

[theladykestrel]

I gotta go Norm.
I hope you're able to remedy your boredom here.
A turn on this board; and an encounter with one of the dozens of feebleminded trolls should do the job... if not, i 'd suggest 3 percoset and a mug of kava kava.

have a nice time,

l.k.

> you missed a teacup, 2 saucers and the french press.

[norm is dead]

> Ahh but is the real Norman or just an imposter?

Who the fuck would pretend to be me!???

[.CaKeS]

[norm is dead]

[.CaKeS]

sorry norm old boy, i meant to say apron.
my apologies!

[theladykestrel]

ah, kes (the guy) thanks for the blessing.
but you said it yourself, 'even on the sabbath'

i never knew jesus,

l.k.

> ha ha bless theladykestrel

> you heard it here first...on the sabbath too!

> I think "norm is dead" must be looking for his best marigolds.

> a kitchen sink drama at its finest.

[Twinkle]

> Who the fuck would pretend to be me!???

Fuck knows...

[Twinkle]

> oooooooh matron.

> how very bawdy!

Its OK I'm empty now..

[realitybites]

> oooooooh matron.

> how very bawdy!

Norm is Dead is not Norm de Guerre.
And .CaKeS is not CaKeS -- notice the dot before the name.

[norm is dead]

> Fuck knows...

Look at the evidence,

Bit of a lech: check
Swears alot: check
Mealy mouth: check
Over-punctuates: check...

Bob's yer uncle, Goo-Goo!

[Twinkle]

> Norm is Dead is not Norm de Guerre.
> And .CaKeS is not CaKeS -- notice the dot before the name.

Yes you are right well spotted

[norm is dead]

[Twinkle]

> Look at the evidence,

> Bit of a lech: check
> Swears alot: check
> Mealy mouth: check
> Over-punctuates: check...

> Bob's yer uncle, Goo-Goo!

Fuck off is it..

[norm is dead]

> Fuck off is it..

C'mon, Trace - you gotta believe me...ask me something Norm-related!

[.CaKeS]

oh god, yes it is, fair point though......i can't sign in on my regular "CaKeS", as the password is invalid or summat. I've emailed "admin" but i don't expect any joy.

love
Kes.

[Twinkle]

> C'mon, Trace - you gotta believe me...ask me something Norm-related!

Like what ermmm how bigs my arse?

[norm is dead]

> Like what ermmm how bigs my arse?

It was only the nicest goddamned Mozmusic arse in the whole of Earl's Court - and I never even saw it!!

[Twinkle]

> It was only the nicest goddamned Mozmusic arse in the whole of Earl's
> Court - and I never even saw it!!

Ya fart... I thought you did.

[norm is dead]

> Ya fart... I thought you did.

No - I've only ever seen your lips...

*typing that made me laugh - proof enough, I think!*

[Twinkle]

> No - I've only ever seen your lips...

> *typing that made me laugh - proof enough, I think!*

Everyones seen me bloody lips that isn't proof of owt.

[norm is dead]

> Everyones seen me bloody lips that isn't proof of owt.

*heavy sigh* Fair enough...

What d'you wanna know then, Goo-goo? What knowledge would finally convince you that I'm Norm (like that's anything to be proud of?!?)?

[Twinkle]

> *heavy sigh* Fair enough...

> What d'you wanna know then, Goo-goo? What knowledge would finally convince
> you that I'm Norm (like that's anything to be proud of?!?)?

I don't know come back home....

[norm is dead]

> I don't know come back home....

I can never go back home again...

(well, not until the webmaster takes his foot out of his arse I can't)

[Twinkle]

> I can never go back home again...

> (well, not until the webmaster takes his foot out of his arse I can't)

Why whats happened to your old log in then?

[norm is dead]

> Why whats happened to your old log in then?

It's a long story - suffice to say that Norm Is Dead.

[Twinkle]

> It's a long story - suffice to say that Norm Is Dead.

Chuffing hell you know what they're like you won't be able to post for ages do you miss us all then?

[a real person]

[Twinkle]

Thanks for the advice though....

[norm is dead]

[a real person]

[norm is dead]

> Chuffing hell you know what they're like you won't be able to post for
> ages do you miss us all then?

Like the deserts miss the rain... with one or two exceptions, of course... (alright - one.)

[Twinkle]

I hope you get it sorted coZ this thread is far too long now, have a good night Spicer oops I meant Norm...

[norm is dead]

...and, I'm guessing, so little penis.

[Twinkle]

> Like the deserts miss the rain... with one or two exceptions, of course...
> (alright - one.)

E Mail then?

[norm is dead]

> E Mail then?

I don't know your address - nor you mine.