Pic of Morrissey Signing Autographs!

[Sarrah Jane]

Morrissey Signing Autographs
I used to be the hugest Morrissey fan. I still like him OK (he's on my 10 Hottest Guys page). But I have always been able to appreciate the absolute, utter dorkiness of his dorky fans. It cracks me up! All the poor, downtrodden, deformed misfit kids think he's their Messiah. I have always wanted to cruise up to a Morrissey signing in my pink car, wearing a fur coat and brandishing my Sig, and yell out, "Look at me, I'm having the time of my life!!"
That super dork in the wheelchair is based on a real person! I saw her at a concert once in Mountain View, CA... all gothed out in black velvet, with those evil black boots on her little tiny shrunken legs.
This drawing is supposed to be October 24, 1994, and me and my sister are in the upper left, looking in the window. (My sister used to have 1/2 black, 1/2 blonde hair, and I used to jam pencils and a sword through my sloppy chignon.)




http://www.morrissey-solo.com/discuss/images/pic196296.jpg

[caroline]

oh no! you've revealed my secret! the darkness in my soul! my wardrobe full of crushed velvet!! my moz shrine made out of used bubblegum!!!

[Dagenham's Dave]

[Dagenham's Dave]

only kidding

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation....and proud his majesty supporter fo sho.]

Good stuff,cool drawing.

[Sarrah Jane]

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[Danny]

What a horrible person.

What you forget is Morrissey was one of those "dorky" people who you would have laughed out before he became famous.

Talk about miss the whole point!

[Stiofain Padraig O Muirgheasa]

The drooling fan in the wheelchair looks VERY sexay.

[Grim O'Grady]

> Good stuff,cool drawing.

carefull of the thicko, he's only after your crayons!

[Colleen- Proud Mozzer Supporter since 1984]

> Morrissey Signing Autographs
> I used to be the hugest Morrissey fan. I still like him OK (he's on my 10
> Hottest Guys page). But I have always been able to appreciate the
> absolute, utter dorkiness of his dorky fans. It cracks me up! All the
> poor, downtrodden, deformed misfit kids think he's their Messiah. I have
> always wanted to cruise up to a Morrissey signing in my pink car, wearing
> a fur coat and brandishing my Sig, and yell out, "Look at me, I'm
> having the time of my life!!"
> That super dork in the wheelchair is based on a real person! I saw her at
> a concert once in Mountain View, CA... all gothed out in black velvet,
> with those evil black boots on her little tiny shrunken legs.
> This drawing is supposed to be October 24, 1994, and me and my sister are
> in the upper left, looking in the window. (My sister used to have 1/2
> black, 1/2 blonde hair, and I used to jam pencils and a sword through my
> sloppy chignon.)
That's just pure mean. What a hateful/friendless life you must lead.

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation....and proud his majesty supporter fo sho.]

Careful of the fatso,he's only after your moon pies.

[Let's Go Devils]

> Careful of the fatso,he's only after your moon pies.
whats a moon pie? Is that like a scooter pie? Those things are disgusting and high in fat and calories.

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation....and proud his majesty supporter fo sho.]

Yes,which is why he and tubby shovel those things in like now and later's. Thus him having man boobs and tubby tubby two tons being on display at seaworld nightly.

[Colleen- Proud Mozzer Supporter since 1984]

> That's just pure mean. What a hateful/friendless life you must lead.
P.S. Top Ten Of Your *Hottest* guys - please smother this Valley Girl. While Mozzer is indeed a handsome gentleman, YOU are way out of his league, let alone his CAMP. Your vapid, stupid, and just plain MEAN things says it all. Go AWAY!

[Colleen- Proud Mozzer Supporter since 1984]

> Good stuff,cool drawing.
I respect your own opinion, sweets, but having a disability isn't a funny thing.

[caroline]

yes!! i!!! can!!!!

[caroline]

they're a favourite food of rednecks and my mom. they're sort of a banana flavoured cookie thing with marshmallow and the whole thing is coated in sugary frosting.

[caroline]

and for the record, sarrah, camp isn't just a row of tents.

[caroline]

hey, dorkiness is subjective. i see nothing dorky with listening to the new york dolls and obsessing over the "carry on" movies. in fact, i find it quite attractive...

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation....and proud his majesty supporter fo sho.]

No no,I was saying this for the artwork my dear. You're right,having a disability is no joke. My bad if some took it as me supporting it,wasn't meant that way.I liked the drawing,even though it depicted that certain situation. OVERALL

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation....and proud his majesty supporter fo sho.]

I second,third and fourth these sentiments.

[Nelson Exeter]

[Colleen-Proud Mozzer Supplicant & Admirer Since 1984]

> and for the record, sarrah, camp isn't just a row of tents.
You tell, em' Caroline!

[caroline]

ta dahling, but it's not my bon mot - it's from "velvet goldmine".

[Colleen- Proud & Unfaltering Moz Supplicant Since 1984]

> No no,I was saying this for the artwork my dear. You're right,having a
> disability is no joke. My bad if some took it as me supporting it,wasn't
> meant that way.I liked the drawing,even though it depicted that certain
> situation. OVERALL I also didnt care for the smart ass fuckin remarks
> made on the original post. You dont have to be a dork to like
> morrissey,you can be a donkeydick too,just look at the original
> poster,you'll have all the proof you need. He's a donkeydick,and he knows
> it.
No, No, problem, PIMP- I just hate it when certain people ) Sarrah Jane, makes fun of people in wheelchairs and such. The *artwork* although, wasn't bad.

[Grim O'Grady]

when are you going to post ANYTHING to do with Morrissey, why don't you crayon a picture of him, oh because you keep eating all of them before you can get anything done, thicko.

Grim O'Grady

[Proud Mozzer Supporter Since]

> ta dahling, but it's not my bon mot - it's from "velvet
> goldmine".
I've seen that- Christian Bale was the only one I was staring at:) Now, the character Lady Stahdustk was she played by Toni Collette? Is that what you meant? TA

[Colleen-Unwavering Supplicant Of His Majesty Since 1984]

> No no,I was saying this for the artwork my dear. You're right,having a
> disability is no joke. My bad if some took it as me supporting it,wasn't
> meant that way.I liked the drawing,even though it depicted that certain
> situation. OVERALL I also didnt care for the smart ass fuckin remarks
> made on the original post. You dont have to be a dork to like
> morrissey,you can be a donkeydick too,just look at the original
> poster,you'll have all the proof you need. He's a donkeydick,and he knows
> it.
No no, I think we have our wires crossed somehow! The artwork was good ( considering all I can draw is stickfigures lol. Yes, it depicted the situation well enough. But I've never heard of this Sarrah Jane, and her pompous, "I'm too cool for school" made me ill. She was/is looking down at us and I don't appreciate when people make fun of Mozzer fans. Hey, friend, it's aiiiat ) But when someone attacks, in your words, His Majesty, my hackles rise. I do not want to have to deal with this BS from NON Majesty fans- who KNOW NOTHING of our complete admiration of him. Word. Hey, send me an email sometime or if you have MSN Messenger or AOL let me know, okay, bro? Gotta eat some cereal.

[Colleen-Unwavering Supplicant Of His Majesty Since 1984]

> they're a favourite food of rednecks and my mom. they're sort of a banana
> flavoured cookie thing with marshmallow and the whole thing is coated in
> sugary frosting.
Caroline, do you also like Ding Dongs ( great in the freezer with a cold glass of milk ) I even like those Snowball things, with the pink coconut topping and brownie cake with filling. mmmm

[caroline]

oh absolutely!!! i'd freely endorse the hostess folks, they'd just have to pay me in snoballs or tiger tails (they're like twinkies with that jelly spiral around them. like glam rock twinkies).

and the best part is everyone i know hates the coconut part so i just get to eat theirs! yummy!

[caroline]

i don't think she was named lady stardust. she was mandy slade, brian's (johnathan rhys meyers) wife. the song lady stardust was written for marc bolan, which is adorable.

and it's all about ewan mcgregor as iggy pop. he's a fine one.

[Ernie the Elk]

Will do my dear. Im right there with you too as far as people who fuckin talk shit about his majesty,it's not right and it pisses me off. He should be worshipped daily,as I have no problem worshipping him. It's just too bad fuckin dickwads who don't like morrissey come here to find reasons to not like him or bash him.

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and proud supporter of his majesty]

When are you going to drop a few tons tubby???? Once again,you bring up eating,you must be an expert on that huh??? ferom the looks of you,I'd say yes.

Did you think this up all by yourself or did you have to have someone help you,like you do getting out of your car daily?????

[Colleen- Proud Supporter Of Mozzer And All Things Coconut Since 1984]

> oh absolutely!!! i'd freely endorse the hostess folks, they'd just have to
> pay me in snoballs or tiger tails (they're like twinkies with that jelly
> spiral around them. like glam rock twinkies).

> and the best part is everyone i know hates the coconut part so i just get
> to eat theirs! yummy!
Yeah, isn't that the great part? Everyone I know hates coconut too, so I get theirs too I had this lovely candy in Tijuana- which YOU would have loved. It was simply a bar of toasted coconut on top and in the middle. YUM! There's a thing to be said for people with acquired tastes, eh?

[Colleen- Proud Supporter Of Mozzer & Christian Bale]

> i don't think she was named lady stardust. she was mandy slade, brian's
> (johnathan rhys meyers) wife. the song lady stardust was written for marc
> bolan, which is adorable.

> and it's all about ewan mcgregor as iggy pop. he's a fine one.
You're right! Mandy Slade! Do you think Ewan looks a bit like Kurt Cobain in "Velvet"? I thought he sort of resembled him. What a looker. mmm mmm. I couldn't decide who to gawk at, Christian, or Ewan. And that kiss....

[Colleen- Proud Supporter Of All Things Morrissey And My Special Regards to Guy!]

> Will do my dear. Im right there with you too as far as people who fuckin
> talk shit about his majesty,it's not right and it pisses me off. He should
> be worshipped daily,as I have no problem worshipping him. It's just too
> bad fuckin dickwads who don't like morrissey come here to find reasons to
> not like him or bash him.
I completely concur with you! Those sort don't belong in here at ALL. Hey, you would have loved what I saw today! I went into a tattoo shop above this place where I get my piercings done, and to my happy surprise, you know what was playing? "Our Frank"!! I blurted out, "Ok, who likes Morrissey?" and I met this incredible man. His name is Guy, and his WHOLE BODY was a TEMPLE to MOZZER. From his neck to his feet- he was completely tattooed with EVERYTHING His Majesty! On his back was a huge and beautiful portrait of Moz in his glasses and hearing aid gorgeous, shaded. And he had put literally EVERY song title, reference, (Take Me Back To Dear Old Blighty) was one - and another for West Ham! He was incredible. I'm going to go there tomorrow and hang out with him. GUY asked me what I thought of Quarry and what my favorite songs were and I told him "I'm Not Sorry" and "I Have Forgiven Jesus" but his was "First Of The Gang" and he started singing it in the tat shop and we started singing along! I can't sing a note, but it was hilarious, there was one tatooist there who has a grumbling respect for Mozzer, and I said, "You, come on here and be proud, and join us!" but he wouldn't. When my taxi came, Guy shook hands with me and said." Viva Quarry!!" and I responded with "Viva Mozzer" he looked surprised but I flashed him a peace sign and off I went. I tried telling my bf about it but he didn't *get it* as usual.

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and fatty harpooner.]

Thats fuckin cool girl. Tell him the PIMP says "thank you" for being such a huge His majesty fan. Its all about 3 things in this world:

1) His Majesty
2) The PIMP(myself)
3) Yoshinoya

Let me know whats up?????? how was your YO experience?????

[Colleen- Proud Supplicant To His Majesty Since 1984]

> Thats fuckin cool girl. Tell him the PIMP says "thank you" for
> being such a huge His majesty fan. Its all about 3 things in this world:

> 1) His Majesty
> 2) The PIMP(myself)
> 3) Yoshinoya

> Let me know whats up?????? how was your YO experience?????
Hey:) I can't sleep - I've been up all night- it's now 4AM California time, where are you by the way? Australia? Sheesh I'd like to email you sometime, away from prying eyes. As for Guy, WOW, I was so totally STUNNED. You know how some tats can look just plain ugly? Well, Guy's tats were SO beautiful, I mean I have a quite a few myself, but NOTHING compared to this dude. One was of this beautiful girl and across and around her it said, "Angel, don't take your life"- things like that. His whole BODY was covered with Mozzer things, like song titles, he even had a swallow on his neck! I was so blown away I didn't know what to say to him. But I could tell right away he's a really good soul. He didn't make any snide remarks about my piercings ( I'm up to 5 now - that's going to be it for the Kali girl. ) I asked him if he ever went online to Moz Solo, he said he'd heard of it, but I never got a straight answer out of him. He went to all the Wiltern shows. He was bummed about Lolla. And when we said goodbye, he held my hand and said, "it was a complete pleasure talking with you" and he looked into my eyes when he said it. When we sang "FOTGTD" I wasn't embarrassed at ALL. It sounds silly but it comes the closest thing I have had to a spiritual experience. Because we totally understood where we were coming from. I wish you'd been there. The West Ham tat totally took me by surprise, god it was so cool. I have tats-but I've never got one referencing His Majesty. Nothing ever seemed good enough, you know? I have a lot of shaded tats of my cat on my left forearm, and he remarked about those- and he'd also been tattooed by Juan, my pal at Avalon. But that was in 1994. Anyway, PIMP, again, wish you could have SEEN it! He had black hair and a goatee, and brown eyes. I couldn't tell his age. But that doesn't matter anyway. As for YO, I wasn't able to go today because of errands I had to run plus an appointment. When I said, "Viva Moz" to him he looked surprised and said, "YEAH!". Cool, eh? If I see him tomorrow, if I can ever get to sleep, I will pass on the PIMP'S words.

[Colleen]

THE EVIL PROSPER

[Colleen]

You look like a cheap whore drenched in Tabu cologne. Find a slut site on AOL and go there. You smell like a french whorehouse. Look like one as well.

[caroline]

men kissing = party in my pants.

ewan resembled kurt towards the end, with the greasy blonde hair etc. etc. but in the beginning, he was pure, unadulterated detroit garage. and he got naked.

on the christian bale front, while i don't find him nearly as good looking as the aforementioned ewan, he was certainly adorable in that movie. insecure, sexually ambiguous, dabbling in glam rock - an ideal.

[caroline]

oh, i know what you're talking about!! i get those at olvera street in la!! it's just a few subway stops away and BOOM, there i am, in LA's maudlin, mexican equivalent to chinatown. sure, it's not very cool and not nearly as seedy as tj (in fact, it's more of a white-washed version), but they have all the coconut candy and catholic iconography i can get my hands on.

[Colleen]

> men kissing = party in my pants.

> ewan resembled kurt towards the end, with the greasy blonde hair etc. etc.
> but in the beginning, he was pure, unadulterated detroit garage. and he
> got naked.

> on the christian bale front, while i don't find him nearly as good looking
> as the aforementioned ewan, he was certainly adorable in that movie.
> insecure, sexually ambiguous, dabbling in glam rock - an ideal.
Ha, *a party in MY pants as well! oooooh....Don't get me wrong, I really think Ewan is the bomb ( did you know that he is good friends with Christian Bale off screen? ) *pure unadulteraded detriot garbage* ha, I like that, it's true though. I don't know what I like about Christian, except he was HOT in American Psycho. It's that smile, that dangerous smile... He's going to the front as the new Batman, earlier next year.

[caroline]

ah, american psycho. i'll say one thing about christian bale - he can play a damned good asshole. and he may be the next batman, but me and mine are lobbying for ewan as the next bond. couldn't you just see it?! with a scottish accent like sean connery back when he was handsome (long, long ago, but try to remember. there once was a time...)!!

[Colleen]

> ah, american psycho. i'll say one thing about christian bale - he can play
> a damned good asshole. and he may be the next batman, but me and mine are
> lobbying for ewan as the next bond. couldn't you just see it?! with a
> scottish accent like sean connery back when he was handsome (long, long
> ago, but try to remember. there once was a time...)!!
Caroline, oooh, Ewan as BOND- brilliant!!! Brosnan can only go on for so long, you know. Imagine this, if you will- a sleek, YOUNGER OO7! Oh hey I'm 42, I still recall Sean! The only Bond I didn't care for was Timothy Dalton- too smarmy. I can totally envision Ewan as Bond. Plus, I think this is the last year Brosnan is going to play Bond. Something in his contract. He was good, a hell of a lot better than mr. dalton, so maybe you can lobby to see if there's an interest in Ewan playing THE role of a lifetime! Yep, American Psycho. 1. He's got an impeccable American accent 2. He's proved by that film he can be quite vicious. 3. He's ....essential. Oh yes, you DID see Ewan, in the Pillow Book, didnt you? He gave *well hung* a definitive meaning lol

[caroline]

i hope you're gonna see christian bale in the machinist. i just read a blurb about it and apparently he dropped to 120 and slept 2 hours a night, because he's hot like that. it's a very "edward norton in fight club" kind of transformation.

and as for the pillow book, sweet baby jesus. don't you just LOVE how every movie he's in he finds some excuse to either get naked or sing, or (god willing) BOTH!? god love him for an exhibitionist - it's almost TOO sexy.

[Colleen-Proud Mozzer Supporter & Christian Bale Toyboy Fantasy :)]

> i hope you're gonna see christian bale in the machinist. i just read a
> blurb about it and apparently he dropped to 120 and slept 2 hours a night,
> because he's hot like that. it's a very "edward norton in fight
> club" kind of transformation.

> and as for the pillow book, sweet baby jesus. don't you just LOVE how
> every movie he's in he finds some excuse to either get naked or sing, or
> (god willing) BOTH!? god love him for an exhibitionist - it's almost TOO
> sexy.
Caroline, good morning Oh YEAH, I know about The Machinist- and have seen pics of his face- He looks scarier than that than in Am Psycho! I love the way how Christian Bale is so dedicated to his work- he goes in full throttle! I just wish he was recognized more for his work, because he is, to me a terrific actor and sexy as hell. Winona Ryder is a stupid bitch, because he had the hots for her in "Little Women". He persued her, but she rebuffed his advances ( what crack was she smoking?? ) Anyway, he married her assistant, Sibi Blasic two or three years ago, I think. HAHA I KNEW you'd seen The Pillow Book- what a man what a man what a body! Ewan was even dead sexy in "Trainspotting". Do you recommend I see "Big Fish?" He can sing, ala Moulin Rouge and wow, what a voice He has a sexy smile too. Okay, I guess we've probably bored people in here with our mutual lusts for Christian and Ewan, oh but f them! One other thing about Christian, did you know, if you watch Little Women and older films with him in it, how sort of crooked his teeth were ( i thought that was sexy myself ) When he made Am Psycho, he got a whole new set of choppers. He still looks good, but I miss his snaggle toothed grin. Did you see Am Psycho? The bar scene where he orders drinks and has drink tickets but the bartender tells him he can't use them- he looks at her while her back is turned, and says, "You bitch,I'd like to cut you open and play with your blood" - then she comes back with his change, and he smiles at her flirtatiously. LOVE HIM! Caroline, you're da BOMB! have a great Saturday! C PS- oh wait, you probably know this as well, but Ewan's married to a French girl (grrr) and they have kids.

[caroline]

i think christian is adorable, most likely because my first impression of him was "empire of the sun", which i saw when i was wee. and i too miss his vaguely crooked teeth, much like a miss bowie's... damn those americans and their venirs!!

and yes, i know ewan's married, to which i say "le sigh." as i've already stated, all the best men are either gay, married, old, british, or dead (or all five if you're lawrence olivier). i saw him in "young adam" today and, while the movie was less than great, he was ah. maze. ing. what a perfectly beautiful smile he's got and what a perfectly sexy accent. those scots really know how to breed 'em.

[Colleen-Proud Admirer Of Mozzer Since 1984 And Blue Velvet Fan]

> i think christian is adorable, most likely because my first impression of
> him was "empire of the sun", which i saw when i was wee. and i
> too miss his vaguely crooked teeth, much like a miss bowie's... damn those
> americans and their venirs!!

> and yes, i know ewan's married, to which i say "le sigh." as
> i've already stated, all the best men are either gay, married, old,
> british, or dead (or all five if you're lawrence olivier). i saw him in
> "young adam" today and, while the movie was less than great, he
> was ah. maze. ing. what a perfectly beautiful smile he's got and what a
> perfectly sexy accent. those scots really know how to breed 'em.
Christian just has this ....sexy smile....Tom Cruise is chopped liver compared to him. Ick. Never liked Tom. I read somewhere that Christian kept a mold of his old teeth because he actually missed them too. You know, about three years ago, I went to this place called Brite Smile- they sit you in a dentist's chair and you watch a film, I saw "The Matrix" while this laser in on your teeth. After my mother wrecked my teeth as a child by using floride on them before I was old enough, they weren't as white as they could be. Plus I drink lots of tea. Anyway, I went through this proceedure, and Caroline, omg, my teeth looked like little pure white chiclets (gum) I couldn't stop smiling! It was wonderful until the nurse told me I'd have to drink my tea out of a straw from then on to keep them that white. Now, I MUST have tea in the morning. So, forget the blinding white smile. As for those Scots, I am one- well, my FATHER is one, if I ever told you my last name you'd faint. I always have to spell and pronounce it. A nuisance! Those Scots are LOVELY. I even think Robert Carlyle and the guy who played Rude Boy in Trainspotting were kind of hot in a different way. I prefer the Englishmen over the American. Gary Oldman, Daniel Day Lewis, The Kemp Brothers, ahhh so ah. maze. ing. we're terrible

[caroline]

i have the same birthday as gary oldman!!! he was my ideal in 7th grade when i saw him in "sid and nancy", but i learned he was a republican and my infatuation faded shortly thereafter.

i was never a tom cruise person myself. typically masculine types, no way. sure, ewan and christian have their manly moments, but i get a gentler vibe off of them.

i'm always a little dodgey as far as tooth whitening is concerned. i'm afraid i'd come out looking like a member of the osmonds.

[david]

to be fair, whatever the content that's a fucking good picture,