Just a picture to brighten everyones day

[unruly girl]

:-)


http://www.boxofficemoney.com/bunky/cons/mozandcats.jpg

[SleepTheClockAround]

> :-)

ok , now thats just plain stupid.

[prcd80sguy]

> :-)
Now that is a great pic, indeed!!

[suzanne]

it's no fair...he's so handsome...Morrissey, you twit!

alone again. *sigh*

[Fabricio]

> Now that is a great pic, indeed!!

... and it's the first one I see Morrissey with his cats!

[The Man In The White Suit]

Nice going... ruin a sophisticated picture of Morrissey.

What's next, teddy bears?

Get another hobby.

[unruly girl]

> Nice going... ruin a sophisticated picture of Morrissey.

> What's next, teddy bears?

> Get another hobby.

Got it off a website actually.. and with the conversation thats been going on here lately i dont know why you choose THIS to complain about.

[Sir Greasetea]

Yo peeps, wassup? Yo, I be hanging in my crib lissen to ya'll know..ya'll know..Lucky Lisp and I be saying what a damn good song by that english hinky honky! So I sez to Jamal, yo mofo let's dip and gets us some V-8 for the shiznits we be drinking with the hoochies. SO, we be macking on some cheese and butter sandwiches when i see slave and art T be pissing on each other. what the hell? Golden lights and golden showers, ya'll tha's coo' but these guys made me so sick, I capped they's ass and stomped they's heads in while humming Boy Racer. It was funny to see they's candy candy corny corn brains be seeping on the concrete. Yo, I ain't gots nothing agianst white crackers, but stupid crackers? yeah they be sucking my barrel if you shiznits know what i mean. Pull dah trigger. Hollar if you hears me my snuggiritoos!

Moz in the houzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! We be kickin this shiznit style all over mah crib yo!

[Greasetea]

Unruly girl is right yo! So shut yaw jibba jabba turkey ho! Sweet Christmas, man in the white suit, you is a whiteboy my dawgs used to beat up in tha' projects when we waz crack kids. You'ze needs-a cap in yo head you hinky honky! Yaw mama so fat, I ates her with butter and chickens..wait a minute, dat makes no sense..aww, just hang yaw sucka ass yaw white devil!

Moz is dah only white man ya'll shoulds trusts.

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

That picture hasn't been doctored. I don't know where it originated from (perhaps a magazine article?), but it's "real."

[SleepTheClockAround]

> That picture hasn't been doctored. I don't know where it
> originated from (perhaps a magazine article?), but it's
> "real."

Yeah sure its real....notice how the sweet little kittys paws dont really touch his shoulder.....i happen to have a tee-shirt from the vauxhall tour with that same pic on it, and guess what? NO KITTYS

[Lifeguard Smarting]

.

[Dancing Jellybean]

> Unruly girl is right yo! So shut yaw jibba jabba turkey ho!
> Sweet Christmas, man in the white suit, you is a whiteboy my
> dawgs used to beat up in tha' projects when we waz crack kids.
> You'ze needs-a cap in yo head you hinky honky! Yaw mama so fat,
> I ates her with butter and chickens..wait a minute, dat makes no
> sense..aww, just hang yaw sucka ass yaw white devil!

[b] YEAH ! You bumbling fiddle faddle, go take your jumbly jumble mouth and chew sharpie markers

"Wheeeeezzee" *shuffle shuffle*


Jellybean's Snazzy Website ! (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/Moz/index.html)

[suzanne]

and you thought I would be interested in reading this, why...?

[Greasetea]

Because you are a moron spiked milkshake you big goof!

Listen dummy, just shut up, open your mouth, shove your fist down yer throat and jump out the window! I'll blast the instrumental version of Interlude while you plummet to your destiny ya bananna smelling guppie! Happy Saturday you dumb toink!

Moz rocks the casbah and he's gonna eat your candy-cane fingers!!!
....awwwww shiznit!!!!

[what she said]

so, exactly what language are you speaking? i'd really like to understand what the hell you're saying but it just makes no f!@$%en sense!

[The Angry Sunbathing Lifeguard]

GEDOUTTA HERE!!!! WE GOT NO MONEY FOR YOUR ASS!!!!!! GET BACK TO THE ROACHY-ASS FLEA MARKET WHERE YA BELONG!!!!!! OR I'LL SHOVE MY FIST SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE CHOKIN' ON A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!! GRARRRRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*resumes Victorian pose and awaits his portrait*

[slave]

don't look so shocked by what he said.

i can scratch my ass and come up with a different odor everytime unlike the one note greasetea

his followers are equally unimpressive. Not particularly known for anything, they do as they did in highschool: ass kiss the bully to make sure he doesn't steal their lunch money.

everyone gather around and say, "seig heil mein fuhrer! Ich bin ein fartknokker! ja! ja!" and do the hokey pokey and you fart yourself around.

[Agent Vauxhall]

Shut the fu-ck up you @#!!!s! If Greasetea is such an annoyance then why do you read his goddamn posts? Hey, I am indifferent to those idiotic posts (at least they are funny in a stupid way) but you rip off the style to combat Greasetea?, you truly are a sad pricks then. At least be original or don't open the greastea posts! I have hardly agreed with any of the naysayers on here because greasle has done what he/she has wanted..to piss off you fuc-kers. So all you crybabies just shut up, man I wish Greasetea was sincere about killing idiots like all of you! For the love of God, life is too short to bother with this petty crap!

[SleepTheClockAround]

> so, exactly what language are you speaking? i'd really like to
> understand what the hell you're saying but it just makes no
> f!@$%en sense!

What in the devils brief case is this all about anyhow?

[Dancing Jellybean]

[b]^_^




call me deacon blues. (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/Moz)

[Snuggles]

Get a sense of humour you lame, zit-backed, hairy toed, skunk mouth. Don't read Grease's posts if you don't wanna see them, pockmark. I knew someone like you a few years ago and I got so angry at him I put Krazy Glue in his hair gel. I bet you iron your underwear and socks and I also bet you line up all the cans in your kitchen cabinet with the labels facing forward and your carpet lined up just right you little CONTROL freak. Well, I'd like to take those cans and dump em all over your carpet, throw you on top and roll you up in it while I mess up everything in your house. Whadda you think about THAT, talon toe?

> don't look so shocked by what he said.

> i can scratch my ass and come up with a different odor everytime
> unlike the one note greasetea

> his followers are equally unimpressive. Not particularly known
> for anything, they do as they did in highschool: ass kiss the
> bully to make sure he doesn't steal their lunch money.

> everyone gather around and say, "seig heil mein fuhrer! Ich
> bin ein fartknokker! ja! ja!" and do the hokey pokey and
> you fart yourself around.

[suzanne]

everyone:

ALL I ASK IS THAT I CAN COME HERE WITHOUT SEEING THIS FESTERING PILE OF DOG DOO THAT IS THIS THREAD SPROUTING FROM ALL MY POSTS.

I HAVE BEEN DEBATING THE FALLING IQ LEVEL OF THIS BOARD FOR SOME TIME. JUST WHEN I THINK IT CAN'T GET ANY MORE STUPID, WE HAVE THIS.

YOU'RE ALL BORING

AND GUESS WHAT? I DO HAVE AN EGO. BWA HA HA HA HA HA

AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? I'M AN ASS HOLE! BWA HA HA HA!!!!!

AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? I HAVE DELUSIONS OF SELF GRANDEUR. ANY COMMENT MADE TO ME AFTER THIS WILL INCREASINGLY BOOST MY EGO. IT WILL SWELL AS I BECOME THOROUGHLY CONVINCED YOU WANT TO HEAR EVERY SORDID DETAIL OF MY LIFE. ANY POST SAID TO ME AFTER THIS WILL CONTAIN A BORING ANECDOTE FROM MY DAILY LIFE. WHY? BECAUSE I WILL BECOME CONVINCED THAT YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE AND POST A RESPONSE. AND IF YOU COMPLAIN, THEN I WILL TAKE THAT AS JEALOUSY ON YOUR PARTS THAT MY MOST BORING DAILY EXPERIENCES ARE STILL MORE EXCITING THAN YOUR MOST CHERISHED AND HAPPY MOMENTS, AND THEREFORE, I WILL POST AN EVEN MORE BORING STORY JUST TO DRIVE YOU INSANE.

THEREFORE, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO POST A BORING STORY ABOUT MYSELF *NOBODY* WILL RESPOND TO THIS POST.

YOU WILL ALL DISPERSE AND GO HOME.

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME ANYONE HERE HAS INSPIRED ANY DEEP THOUGHT (OUTSIDE OF MOUSE AND HER WANT FOR MY ILLIGETIMATE LOVE CHILD) IN ANYTHING. YOU ARE ALL REMINISCENT OF ONE OF THOSE WIND UP TOYS THAT KEEPS BUMPING INTO A WALL REPEATEDLY. YOU'RE ALL AS PREDICTABLE AS A BILL CLINTON LOVE AFFAIR.

AND AN UNRELATED ASIDE MESSAGE TO MY GOOD FRIEND WHO NEVER COMES TO SEE ME: SH1T OR GET OFF THE POT, MON AMI. SPEAK UP, YOU DOPE AND SAY WHAT YOU WANT. AND I'M SAYING THIS COZ I LIKE YOU.

NOW, ALL MY LOOSE ENDS ARE TIED UP, I CAN SIT BACK AND LISTEN TO MY IDIOT NEIGHBORS HAVE A PARTY

AND I CLOSE OUT WITH A BIT OF "DON'T IT MAKE YOU THINK" LYRICISM:

There are people going lonely, and they'll stay
Lonely far into the year
Because you're making blinkards fashionable
And fashionably you'll say
"All is equal in love and war" and
"I'm sorry, but I've got some things to do"
And you pretend to read a book you'll never finish till the day

That the author dedicates it
To A Century Of Fakers
They took your mould and they burned it on the fire in history today
Yeah, the author dedicates it
To A Century Of Fakers
He was an anarchist, he tried his best but it wasn't good enough

[Mike Mozfan]

> Shut the fu-ck up you @#!!! s!
> goddamn
> pricks.
> piss off you fuc-kers.

Now I know WHY the "smart filters" in my company threw up a firewall blocking this site for me at work. Thanks a lot toilet-mouths!

[Greasetea]

Fu.ck you very much you stupid toink! Stick your head into an easy bake oven and proceed to mow on your cornmealy face you stupid fat horse!

Moz rocks da houzzzzzzeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa!

Kowabunga! Pizza pizza aawwww yeah

[kjgyugy]

> :-) you're not serious are you?? This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

[me so horny]

> ... and it's the first one I see Morrissey with his cats!




http://arcane.morrissey-solo.com/moz/images/tabby.jpg