apologies to all

[Greasetea]

i am now going to leave because "this will be the last song I will ever sing..."

greasetea 2000

[Sir Greasetea]

I changed my mind again (audience boos), thank you

now if you don'tmind ladies and gentlemen, there is some loser named Teddy Morrissey I must humilia...attend to.

[slave]

> I changed my mind again (audience boos), thank you

> now if you don'tmind ladies and gentlemen, there is some loser
> named Teddy Morrissey I must humilia...attend to.

why do you think we care, you "hey, look at me!" type person, you! List me one reason why we care what you think about anyone. Go ahead. I'm sure it's really good. I'm sure it's so good that it explains why you never leave your computer and make some real friends.

and talk about someone who needs to fall on their car keys. yes, go do so and have your neighbors call 911 and watch as William Shatner and an entire camera crew of Rescue 911 show up at your house and get every second of you rolling around on the floor cupping your limited manhood and coughing up your lunch on tape.

[Art T.]

applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! applause ! Cleaverly stated, Slave!

[Sir Greasetea]

Obviously you cared because you looked at my post you moron. Listen tell your mom to bow down before me, so I can piss on her forehead you derelict!

Infact get your whole family so they can taste my salt of the earth you punk!

Moz is gonna kick it shiznit style and dip like a brutha yo!

[Sir Greasetea]

blam! blam! blam! blam! blam!

well stated double dumbasses!

what a loser, "Hekko, me Art T., me ah, no, i have no life so I'll type "applause" for the next five hours! Me funny funny jokey joke man" Do us a favor shucklehead and kabob yourself on your bedpost, your mom will appreciate that a loser child like you has finally been eradictaed from benefiting from the will and relieved that the family line will not be continued via a loser like you ya crackwhore!

Moz is like so cool and like so awesome. Kowabunga!

[Doll-Baby]

I hate to agree, Grease but that "applause" post by Art T. was about the most ridiculous post I've seen on this board. I wonder how many times he misspelled applause or or forgot an exclamation point and had to go back correct himself and make sure it looked so nice. I bet he feels like a real snap-neck now.

> blam! blam! blam! blam! blam!

> well stated double dumbasses!

> what a loser, "Hekko, me Art T., me ah, no, i have no life
> so I'll type "applause" for the next five hours! Me
> funny funny jokey joke man" Do us a favor shucklehead and
> kabob yourself on your bedpost, your mom will appreciate that a
> loser child like you has finally been eradictaed from benefiting
> from the will and relieved that the family line will not be
> continued via a loser like you ya crackwhore!

> Moz is like so cool and like so awesome. Kowabunga!

[Greasetea]

I really like that term snap-neck. May I use it? I have to admit that I was amused by that term. Thanks for exposing me to it.

Moz is so kowabunga dudes and dudettes! Pizza!

[Doll-Baby]

Greasedtea

It's yours-If you promise to keep posting your humorously unique comments to the board. You're a breath of fresh something(but not air) in a place frequented by some people with no sense of humour(who swear they REALLY do have one). Keep it up. You make my time spent here well worth it. I've done enough a*s kissing for today, so I must run along.

btw, I am not a I really like that term snap-neck. May I use it? I have to admit
> that I was amused by that term. Thanks for exposing me to it.

> Moz is so kowabunga dudes and dudettes! Pizza!

[Mike Mozfan]

> Obviously you cared because you looked at my post you moron.
> Listen tell your mom to bow down before me, so I can piss on her
> forehead you derelict!

> Infact get your whole family so they can taste my salt of the
> earth you punk!

> Moz is gonna kick it shiznit style and dip like a brutha yo!

Another lovely example of the style and charm populating this website these days!

[Wild ea Wake]

> Another lovely example of the style and charm populating this
> website these days!

I'm concerned that it falls upon the shoulders of the few sane among us to apologize to the whole world for the maddness that has stricken the majority of those who post in the name of Morrissey fans. It really is sad to see the most of the messages that I leave unread because I don't want insults thrown in my face. It wasn't always this way. Where are the intelligent ones who discuss Morrissey? His lyrics? His live peformances? Even his shoes!

I'm ashamed to recommend this site to people because of the rudeness that abounds. Spin Magazine recently refered to the "great Morrissey-solo," but this message board is a horror.

Am I the only one who has this feeling? Or should I give up and go elsewhere?

[Greasetea]

Go somewhere else you idiot, or take that stick out of your fat ass you lupus riddled mangobrain!

You are a first class monkeylip moron!

[Paula]

> I'm concerned that it falls upon the shoulders of the few sane
> among us to apologize to the whole world for the maddness that
> has stricken the majority of those who post in the name of
> Morrissey fans. It really is sad to see the most of the messages
> that I leave unread because I don't want insults thrown in my
> face. It wasn't always this way. Where are the intelligent ones
> who discuss Morrissey? His lyrics? His live peformances? Even
> his shoes!

> I'm ashamed to recommend this site to people because of the
> rudeness that abounds. Spin Magazine recently refered to the
> "great Morrissey-solo," but this message board is a
> horror.

> Am I the only one who has this feeling? Or should I give up and
> go elsewhere?

I agree with you 100%. Most of the posts I leave unread as well. I have been coming to this site for a long time now. Although I don't post much, I used to enjoy reading what others had to say. It just seems like no one has anything thoughtful or intelligent to say these days. It's beyond pathetic. BTW, whatever happened to Consumer Monkey?

[Fabricio]

I always thought that the most part of posts here were too much rude for me. I said longtime ago that I liked Alanis Morissette (and I still like her) and people were very brutal against me.

The time passed, I began to be different here, I began to be a little bit rude sometimes (to defend myself, perhaps), but I still think this place is too much rude.

Anyway, it's true that I found two genius here (Mr.So&So and Consumer Monkey) and lots of good fellows.

And I think Greaseta much less rude than most "serious" people here, because he is hilarious. He is the kind of people that maintains the air fresh here, because he is funny and he is not pedant.

> I'm concerned that it falls upon the shoulders of the few sane
> among us to apologize to the whole world for the maddness that
> has stricken the majority of those who post in the name of
> Morrissey fans. It really is sad to see the most of the messages
> that I leave unread because I don't want insults thrown in my
> face. It wasn't always this way. Where are the intelligent ones
> who discuss Morrissey? His lyrics? His live peformances? Even
> his shoes!

> I'm ashamed to recommend this site to people because of the
> rudeness that abounds. Spin Magazine recently refered to the
> "great Morrissey-solo," but this message board is a
> horror.

> Am I the only one who has this feeling? Or should I give up and
> go elsewhere?

[Wild ea Wake]

> And I think Greaseta much less rude than most
> "serious" people here, because he is hilarious.
>He is
> the kind of people that maintains the air fresh here, because he
> is funny and he is not pedant.

Then this is not the place for me if this is the attitude of most of the people who post here. I'll go elsewhere.

[Greasetea]

You have so many damn issues that you could spin off a whole sister magazine publication you tinky toinky toink! If you think anyone cares if you leave or stay, then you're ego is as big as the girth you carry triple chinned fatso! Infact i'm sure if we blew you up, you'd become your own black hole you dense, fatty, anomoly!
So Tell you what chunky ass, since I am such a nice person...I'll bake you a nice cake with the creamiest, gooeist filling and we'll all watch you scarf it down with a gallon of 8% milk. I gaurantdamntee that in between the mouthfuls of your mush, you'll smile then frown and realize the cake has been laced with donkeysh.it. And we'll all laugh as you vomit and cry. Then I'll punch you out senseless you spinkydink! Eat fist you croutonhead!

Moz in the houszzzeeaaaaaaaaaa!

[Cili Barnes]

> Then this is not the place for me if this is the attitude of
> most of the people who post here. I'll go elsewhere.

I think it's really sad too, what's happened to this message board. Greasetea can be funny at times, but when you throw into the mix people like Dancing J.Bean and Amber, one looks at the overall state of this board as very poor. You let one idiot in the door, and they all come rushing in. Grease actually seems pretty intelligent, but some of those others seem to have taken his absurd persona a little too much to heart. He's obviously intentionally lowered himself to a comedic low, so when I see people rushing to board that bandwagon, I start to wonder if rhetoric means anything to them.


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[greasetea]

perhaps not..too much of a thing whether good or bad..well you know...

But I have a solution...

Morrissey is god.

[Vicar]

I agree, but I'm particularly annoyed with those wrestling posts. Greasetea, one is enough, as far as rhetorical, Cili..i don't think it means anything and they will continue to crowd the posts with it. Maybe Greasetea will attack them as well?

[Mr. So&So]

> You have so many damn issues that you could spin off a whole
> sister magazine publication you tinky toinky toink! If you think
> anyone cares if you leave or stay, then you're ego is as big as
> the girth you carry triple chinned fatso! Infact i'm sure if we
> blew you up, you'd become your own black hole you dense, fatty,
> anomoly!
> So Tell you what chunky ass, since I am such a nice
> person...I'll bake you a nice cake with the creamiest, gooeist
> filling and we'll all watch you scarf it down with a gallon of
> 8% milk. I gaurantdamntee that in between the mouthfuls of your
> mush, you'll smile then frown and realize the cake has been
> laced with donkeysh.it. And we'll all laugh as you vomit and
> cry. Then I'll punch you out senseless you spinkydink! Eat fist
> you croutonhead!

> Moz in the houszzzeeaaaaaaaaaa!

Dear funny person,

Now, I'll admit in the beginning what you managed to create was rather fresh, and somewhat entertaining, but since then it has managed to manifest itself into what seems to be a continuing loop of material.

You have committed the first crime of popular posting: You have managed to create a thread industry by spreading yourself much too thin.

Keep this up and you'll end up like Morrissey.

Now, get back out there and prove to me you can turn this thing around.

-Mr. So&So

[jinxt]

no doubt...sometimes i wonder how david t feels about
this place. it's his thing, he created it, and if it
should malfunction for some reason and people get pissy(god knows they will)he's
the one that fixes it. not to mention sifting through
obscence amounts of drivel that may or may not matter
to us all to make sure we have the information. to be
honest this has got to be dissappointing i cant
imagine it not. its makes about as much sense as
sending your kid to yale only to have him major in
'nosepicking through the ages' its just ridiculous and i think some of you should just stop it. you know who
you are which probably means you dont care...oh but i
do.

dum spiro, spero...
jinxt

[Cili Barnes]

> I agree, but I'm particularly annoyed with those wrestling
> posts. Greasetea, one is enough, as far as rhetorical, Cili..i
> don't think it means anything and they will continue to crowd
> the posts with it. Maybe Greasetea will attack them as well?

They'd just enjoy it I'm sure. Grease obviously tapped into their juvenile angst, then all of a sudden once that connection was made, everyone who didn't like the ribaldry had no sense of humour. It's frustrating that anyone can be so nonsensical. I have to assume that these people are either really young, damaged, or dopey. As far as those wrestling posts go... those were just ludicrous. I really wonder what was going through the head of that person as he/she typed those things, planning on posting them on a Morrissey message board.


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[Vicar]

I agree again. I feel that while Greasetea (and it's no secret i like most of what he/she/it posts)subjevt matter is juvenile yet funny, we don't need more than one of those. At least Grease tries to connect it to some weird realm of Morrissey like "blind and deaf witness" or that weird beating up a fatty and connecting it with Lucky Lisp. But asfar as those wrestling posts. My God, that makes me angry. Greasetea attack her please. .but i feel grease won't because that is what is expected of.

[Cili]

> I agree again. I feel that while Greasetea (and it's no secret i
> like most of what he/she/it posts)subjevt matter is juvenile yet
> funny, we don't need more than one of those. At least Grease
> tries to connect it to some weird realm of Morrissey like
> "blind and deaf witness" or that weird beating up a
> fatty and connecting it with Lucky Lisp. But asfar as those
> wrestling posts. My God, that makes me angry. Greasetea attack
> her please. .but i feel grease won't because that is what is
> expected of.

I think it would be better to just leave it alone. Eventually it'll become bored and go home. Greasetea knows better. As for Jellybean...


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