tour shirts

[inquirer]

How much do those tour shirts go for?

[She Who Has All The Answers]

> How much do those tour shirts go for?

I AM A PENCIL.

[truthteller]

> I AM A PENCIL.

You're stupid.

[She Who Has All The Answers]

She Who Has All The Answers enters. She is wearing a lilac colored chiffon drape, and looks stunning. She approaches truthteller and beats it about the head and bum with its own yardstick. Then she saunters from the room looking...perfect...

> You're stupid.

You must be the world's authority on stupidity.

[Greasetea]

I've seen Moz shirts for 18 to 25 bucks a pop, depending on the vendor I suppose, but there is a cheaper way. All you need to do is bring a nice teflon frying pan. Everyone including security will think it's some inside-y type thing reference to a Moz song that only the geekiest of the fans will get. Take the pan and smack the living sh-it out of the vendors and take all the shirts you want. Everyone will stare in disbelief at the frying pan assault anyhow. When you are done and you have all your Tee's you need, you might as well smack your head with the pan until you go comatose because that would make for a nice full freakin' circle. etter yet, after assaulting yourself and if still conscious, jump out the damn friggin window strawberrynose!

Moz be tha' dawg yo!

[matt]

> I've seen Moz shirts for 18 to 25 bucks a pop, depending on the
> vendor I suppose, but there is a cheaper way. All you need to do
> is bring a nice teflon frying pan. Everyone including security
> will think it's some inside-y type thing reference to a Moz song
> that only the geekiest of the fans will get. Take the pan and
> smack the living sh-it out of the vendors and take all the
> shirts you want. Everyone will stare in disbelief at the frying
> pan assault anyhow. When you are done and you have all your
> Tee's you need, you might as well smack your head with the pan
> until you go comatose because that would make for a nice full
> freakin' circle. etter yet, after assaulting yourself and if
> still conscious, jump out the damn friggin window
> strawberrynose!

> Moz be tha' dawg yo!

The shirts on this recent tour are going anywhere from $15 to $20 each, depending on what they have available. A bargain if you ask me. I love the Southpaw shirt!!!!!




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[Mouse]

> The shirts on this recent tour are going anywhere from $15 to
> $20 each, depending on what they have available. A bargain if
> you ask me. I love the Southpaw shirt!!!!!

Well, Matt, you certainly are very dapper! Let's have sex! I love you! :)