The Hermaphrodite of Your Dreams Is Sad and All Alone
January 1, 2000, 12:03 PM
Drug and disease free Morrissey fan seeks devoted, drug and disease free partner. Hobbies include convenience store robbery, putting lipstick on rabbits (only the willing ones!), listening to the Smiths, dancing to the Smiths, and wearing a sock on my erect dinkle. If you seek sun, salad, and good conversation, do not contact me. I am spotty, but I am nice. People like me. They tell me so. I am cuddly. I am short. I am round. I am also marriage minded.
You must like reptiles and my mum.
Please reply with photos (clothed and unclothed.)
You must like reptiles and my mum.
Please reply with photos (clothed and unclothed.)