Up to our hips in bastards!

[Morrissi]

I was standing in line for The Cardigans concert.. and what do I hear behind me but a bunch of wankers talking about how they like Morrissey... Oh and that they just bought tickets for offspring and marilyn manson?? What is that all about?
it is clear that there are many out there with Vile taste in music!
Is it at all possible for one to even put the three groups in one sentance?
Finally while inside .. the place fills with fans no no I mean people who only know 1 over played radio hit. I mean its bad enough that you are pushed up against a whole lot of people who most likely haven't bathed sinced they moved out of mommys house ... but I mean standing next to complete bastards is quite worse!!
There should be a screening process for concert tickets!
People should have to take a quiz or something to get a ticket!
I don't know.. im getting cranky.
maybe its just me but you wouldn't catch me at an Offspring show that is complete @#!!!e for music if you ask me.. and If I should run into that guy wearing the Offspring Marilyn Manson t shirt at the Suede concert.. be prepared this girl is gonna kick your ass!

[billy b.]

you go girl!!

[MLL]

> I was standing in line for The Cardigans concert.. and what do I¿ hear behind me but a bunch of wankers talking about how they¿ like Morrissey... Oh and that they just bought tickets for¿ offspring and marilyn manson?? What is that all about?¿ it is clear that there are many out there with Vile taste in¿ music!¿ Is it at all possible for one to even put the three groups in¿ one sentance?¿ Finally while inside .. the place fills with fans no no I mean¿ people who only know 1 over played radio hit. I mean its bad¿ enough that you are pushed up against a whole lot of people who¿ most likely haven't bathed sinced they moved out of mommys house¿ ... but I mean standing next to complete bastards is quite¿ worse!!¿ There should be a screening process for concert tickets!¿ People should have to take a quiz or something to get a ticket!¿ I don't know.. im getting cranky.¿ maybe its just me but you wouldn't catch me at an Offspring show¿ that is complete @#!!! e for music if you ask me.. and If I¿ should run into that guy wearing the Offspring Marilyn Manson t¿ shirt at the Suede concert.. be prepared this girl is gonna kick¿ your ass!

yeah they should only let people in who have support them since day one,when they were performing at little no name clubs.... what the hell were they thinking having other taste.. The nerve!!!!

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

I can understand your point, but are you saying that only people who supported Morrissey back when he was playing the Ritz have a right to attend his shows? Hell, that would wipe out about 90% of his current audience!

[Morrissi]

No NO NOOO don't get it all wrong I am just pointing out that I would rather be in with the likes of those who have these bands in their cd collection..

Smiths
Moz
Suede
Pulp
Charlatans
The Housemartins
The Seahorses
Dubstar
Gene
Echobelly
St. Etienne
Lush
Cocteau Twins
Depeche Mode
T. Rex
The Beatles
Billy Bragg
EBTG
Mojave 3
Slowdive
The Cardigans
Sleeper
Echo and the Bunnymen
Joy Division
New Order
Stone Roses
Oasis
Bjork
Kirsty MacColl
Blur
Kula Shaker
Aurtour de Lucie
Rialto
Luna
Stereolab
Spiritualized
Bluetones
The Verve
And many many many more that are found in my cd collection!
Notice... Not 1 bad group in the whole bloody bunch!
THATS WHAT I AM GETTING AT.

[chased]

I don't know...I found Morrissey and the Smiths unlistenable until I was 22 years old. I didn't feel like such a bad person.

[Morrissi]

SIIIIIGHHHHHHH

It's Impossible with some people to get a @#!!!ing point across!!!

if you have any taste in music you don't put Offspring or @#!!! like that in your cd collection.. if you don't beleive me read the lyrics off of ANY SMITHS Or Morrissey CD then read Offspring Lyrics... then tell me is there any connection>??? I highly doubt it!
HANG THE DJ!

[Suzanne]

¿ Smiths

yes¿ Moz

yes¿ Suede

no¿ Pulp

yes¿ Charlatans

no¿ The Housemartins

more research needed¿ The Seahorses

no¿ Dubstar

no¿ Gene

oh dear god, NO!¿ Echobelly

erm,¿ St. Etienne

no¿ Lush

nope¿ Cocteau Twins

ok¿ Depeche Mode ]

neither way¿ T. Rex

no idea¿ The Beatles

um, yay!¿ Billy Bragg

hey-o!¿ EBTG¿ Mojave 3¿ Slowdive

Who?¿ The Cardigans¿ Sleeper¿ Echo and the Bunnymen¿ Joy Division¿ New Order¿ Stone Roses¿ Oasis¿ Bjork¿ Kirsty MacColl¿ Blur¿ Kula Shaker¿ Aurtour de Lucie¿ Rialto¿ Luna¿ Stereolab¿ Spiritualized¿ Bluetones¿ The Verve¿ And many many many more that are found in my cd collection!

Basically, you want your clones out there. Good. I will start today by printing out your list and forcing myself to like all those bands. at least you and your clones can have a psychic plan as to when you will invade the stage....not too many at one time or the place will shut down. Then, when he plays your favorite song, the place will erupt in a way that you have never seen in your life creating a nirvana of joy, overpowering the stage and stretching out beyond the walls of the auditorium til it fills the streets. The crippled will walk again! Clinton will keep it zipped up! The candy in the vending machines will be free when the owners get a conscience about overcharging us for all those years!¿ Notice... Not 1 bad group in the whole bloody bunch!

Cough cough. Well, I guess I'm not invited because I own a Frank Zappa album and can't stand my Verve album.




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[Paula]

> No NO NOOO don't get it all wrong I am just pointing out that I¿ would rather be in with the likes of those who have these bands¿ in their cd collection..

I guess I'll follow suit:¿ Smiths
YES¿ Moz
YES¿ Suede
YES¿ Pulp
YES¿ Charlatans
YES¿ The Housemartins
yes¿ The Seahorses
yes¿ Dubstar
no¿ Gene
yes¿ Echobelly
sometimes¿ St. Etienne
no¿ Lush
yes¿ Cocteau Twins
NO¿ Depeche Mode
YES¿ T. Rex
yes¿ The Beatles
YES¿ Billy Bragg
YES¿ EBTG
sometimes¿ Mojave 3
no¿ Slowdive
no¿ The Cardigans
sometimes¿ Sleeper
yes¿ Echo and the Bunnymen
yes¿ Joy Division
yes¿ New Order
yes¿ Stone Roses
yes¿ Oasis
YES¿ Bjork
sometimes¿ Kirsty MacColl
nah¿ Blur
YES¿ Kula Shaker
No¿ Aurtour de Lucie
Don't know¿ Rialto
Don't know¿ Luna
No¿ Stereolab
No¿ Spiritualized
No¿ Bluetones
yes¿ The Verve
Sometimes¿ And many many many more that are found in my cd collection!¿ Notice... Not 1 bad group in the whole bloody bunch!¿ THATS WHAT I AM GETTING AT.

[MLL]

> SIIIIIGHHHHHHH¿ It's Impossible with some people to get a @#!!! ing point¿ across!!!¿ if you have any taste in music you don't put Offspring or @#!!!¿ like that in your cd collection.. if you don't beleive me read¿ the lyrics off of ANY SMITHS Or Morrissey CD then read Offspring¿ Lyrics... then tell me is there any connection>??? I highly¿ doubt it!¿ HANG THE DJ!

I would say the same about half the stuff(possibly98.9% of it) you listed above my friend.. and I am sure you would say the same about mine!

[Sam Shuster]

> I was standing in line for The Cardigans concert.. and what do I¿ hear behind me but a bunch of wankers talking about how they¿ like Morrissey... Oh and that they just bought tickets for¿ offspring and marilyn manson?? What is that all about?¿ it is clear that there are many out there with Vile taste in¿ music!¿ Is it at all possible for one to even put the three groups in¿ one sentance?¿ Finally while inside .. the place fills with fans no no I mean¿ people who only know 1 over played radio hit. I mean its bad¿ enough that you are pushed up against a whole lot of people who¿ most likely haven't bathed sinced they moved out of mommys house¿ ... but I mean standing next to complete bastards is quite¿ worse!!¿ There should be a screening process for concert tickets!¿ People should have to take a quiz or something to get a ticket!¿ I don't know.. im getting cranky.¿ maybe its just me but you wouldn't catch me at an Offspring show¿ that is complete @#!!! e for music if you ask me.. and If I¿ should run into that guy wearing the Offspring Marilyn Manson t¿ shirt at the Suede concert.. be prepared this girl is gonna kick¿ your ass!

I totally agreee with you about the Offsrping. They have the most irritating vocalist in all of music! The guy just gives me stress. Even worse than Rollins.

But, I'm very sorry, Marilyn Manson's "Mechanical Animals" album is one of the 5 best albums I heard last year! Give it a chance! He's evolving! I wouldn't mind attending one of their tour dates with Hole at all.

[Sam Shuster]

¿ Smiths¿ Moz
Who?¿ Suede
Their first few singles I guess.¿ Pulp
Not really, but I can abide them.¿ Charlatans
Heck no.¿ The Housemartins
@#!!! no!¿ The Seahorses
You can't be serious!¿ Dubstar
Dunno.¿ Gene
Yup!¿ Echobelly
Now we're talking!¿ St. Etienne
Hell yeah!!¿ Lush
I'd marry Mickey!¿ Cocteau Twins
Love 'em.¿ Depeche Mode
Yuck. Leave 'em.¿ T. Rex
Up there with our dear hero Morrissey.¿ The Beatles
Well, of course, they're the one band
everyone can agree on, right?¿ Billy Bragg
In small but regular doses.¿ EBTG
Who?¿ Mojave 3
I'm getting lost now.¿ Slowdive
Eh?¿ The Cardigans
They're cute and cool.¿ Sleeper
They're OK.¿ Echo and the Bunnymen
Pretentious but really good.¿ Joy Division
I love 'em even though they make
me suicidal.¿ New Order
Kinda, sorta, maybe.¿ Stone Roses
Yes, you're back on track again.¿ Oasis
Oops, you've derailed.¿ Bjork
She's wonderful.¿ Kirsty MacColl
So's she.¿ Blur
I'm down.¿ Kula Shaker
Don't know.¿ Aurtour de Lucie
Fancy name, but don't know.¿ Rialto
I don't think we get the same radio stations.¿ Luna
Yeah! But moreso Galaxie 500.¿ Stereolab
Not bad.¿ Spiritualized
I'm over that phase.¿ Bluetones
Nope.¿ The Verve
Yup.¿ And many many many more that are found in my cd collection!¿ Notice... Not 1 bad group in the whole bloody bunch!¿ THATS WHAT I AM GETTING AT.

Well, I like a lot of the same stuff, but if I were you I'd sell off some of the more wannabe Brit stuff and save up for that 10-CD Hank Williams box set. Which is probably the single best music purchase a person could make, outside of the Morrissey/Smiths catalog.

[brutalful]

¿ Smiths yes¿ Moz yes¿ Suede yes¿ Pulp yes¿ Charlatans tape collection¿ The Housemartins no¿ The Seahorses had it, sold it¿ Dubstar had it, sold it¿ Gene YES Emphatically YES!!¿ Echobelly see above¿ St. Etienne had it, sold it¿ Lush seen em four times, no album yet¿ Cocteau Twins liked em..once¿ Depeche Mode yes¿ T. Rex vinyl collection¿ The Beatles kill em, hate em¿ Billy Bragg had it for months, still have'nt opened¿ EBTG no¿ Mojave 3 Someone at work has it, 's OK¿ Slowdive Had it once, liked one song¿ The Cardigans once had two albums, sold em after a live show¿ Sleeper yes¿ Echo and the Bunnymen yes¿ Joy Division only like

[Fabricio]

your argument is weak. no lyrics can be compared with moz ones.

at least for me - i prefer never understand lyrics in english... with exception of moz ones, i'm almost always disappointed with lyrics from other people, so i almost never make an effort to understand it.

it's too hard to me understand most of lyrics in portuguese...¿ SIIIIIGHHHHHHH¿ It's Impossible with some people to get a @#!!! ing point¿ across!!!¿ if you have any taste in music you don't put Offspring or @#!!!¿ like that in your cd collection.. if you don't beleive me read¿ the lyrics off of ANY SMITHS Or Morrissey CD then read Offspring¿ Lyrics... then tell me is there any connection>??? I highly¿ doubt it!¿ HANG THE DJ!

[Fabricio]

> I was standing in line for The Cardigans concert.. and what do I¿ hear behind me but a bunch of wankers talking about how they¿ like Morrissey... Oh and that they just bought tickets for¿ offspring and marilyn manson?? What is that all about?¿ it is clear that there are many out there with Vile taste in¿ music!¿ Is it at all possible for one to even put the three groups in¿ one sentance?¿ Finally while inside .. the place fills with fans no no I mean¿ people who only know 1 over played radio hit. I mean its bad¿ enough that you are pushed up against a whole lot of people who¿ most likely haven't bathed sinced they moved out of mommys house¿ ... but I mean standing next to complete bastards is quite¿ worse!!¿ There should be a screening process for concert tickets!¿ People should have to take a quiz or something to get a ticket!¿ I don't know.. im getting cranky.¿ maybe its just me but you wouldn't catch me at an Offspring show¿ that is complete @#!!! e for music if you ask me.. and If I¿ should run into that guy wearing the Offspring Marilyn Manson t¿ shirt at the Suede concert.. be prepared this girl is gonna kick¿ your ass!

i like offspring, black sabbath, alice in chains, pearl jam, smashing pumpkins, nirvana, natalie imbruglia, alanis morissette.

and i really LOVE moz. he changed my life.

you'll gonna kick my ass? i'm not coherent to you?

[Fabricio]

> No NO NOOO don't get it all wrong I am just pointing out that I¿ would rather be in with the likes of those who have these bands¿ in their cd collection..¿ Cocteau Twins

(moz is not coherent... he hates cocteau twins, and so do i)¿ Oasis¿ Bjork¿ The Verve

i'll gonna kick YOUR ass if i see you with a t-shirt of all these people above.

[Dr. Quinn, Madwoman]

...that's really all that needs to be said...well, that and that Marilyn Manson kicks ass.

[Eric]

> yes¿ yes¿ no¿ yes¿ no¿ more research needed¿ no¿ no¿ oh dear god, NO!¿ erm,¿ no¿ nope¿ ok¿ neither way¿ no idea¿ um, yay!¿ hey-o!¿ Who?¿ Basically, you want your clones out there. Good. I will start¿ today by printing out your list and forcing myself to like all¿ those bands. at least you and your clones can have a psychic¿ plan as to when you will invade the stage....not too many at one¿ time or the place will shut down. Then, when he plays your¿ favorite song, the place will erupt in a way that you have never¿ seen in your life creating a nirvana of joy, overpowering the¿ stage and stretching out beyond the walls of the auditorium til¿ it fills the streets. The crippled will walk again! Clinton will¿ keep it zipped up! The candy in the vending machines will be¿ free when the owners get a conscience about overcharging us for¿ all those years!¿ Cough cough. Well, I guess I'm not invited because I own a Frank¿ Zappa album and can't stand my Verve album.

i don't think it's a clone issue...it's a frustration issue we've all run across...let the girl vent! i hear what she's saying! (plus there is a little thing called satire...)

[Colin]

Besides owning 48 Morrissey recordings, my collection includes representatives from many different genres. To wit - Wilco (country rock), Spice Girls (pop nonsense), Rage ATM (new metal), Phil Ochs (60's folk), Public Enemy (rap), etc. Do I get to be a bastard?

[Ther is an odor in my Levis that never goes out]

> yeah they should only let people in who have support them since¿ day one,when they were performing at little no name clubs....¿ what the hell were they thinking having other taste.. The¿ nerve!!!!
So when is Adam sandler on tour again???????

[rob]

¿ But, I'm very sorry, Marilyn Manson's "Mechanical¿ Animals" album is one of the 5 best albums I heard last¿ year! Give it a chance! He's evolving! I wouldn't mind attending¿ one of their tour dates with Hole at all.

I have not heard the album, but I did see a full length video of them. It was the stupidest thing I ever saw.
They think of the worst thing that someone can do and they do it.
It is just an ACT. That act sells to stupid people who fall for it. All you have to do is look at the audience at the concerts. Look at who is endorsing them below! DQM

Evolving--nah it is still the same old act!

[rob]

¿ maybe its just me but you wouldn't catch me at an Offspring show¿ that is complete @#!!! e for music if you ask me.. and If I¿ should run into that guy wearing the Offspring Marilyn Manson t¿ shirt at the Suede concert.. be prepared this girl is gonna kick¿ your ass!

Where do you live? So I can wear a shirt with Offspring logo the front, manson in the back. Don't get me wrong, I detest these bands. I just want you to kick my ass! and what better place than at the suede show.

BTW, I think that you have a valid point but it was completely misunderstood. So does DQM, but that is another story.

rob

[Morrissi]

Are the people who have responded to my post between the ages of 14-19?? Marilyn Manson??? Oh Right like id give my hard earned money to see some silly tosser who looks like a washed up hooker?? No no sorry!I suppose it is hard for the younger generation to know about "Music" since everything they play on the Radio now is @#!!!
I have had my rockabilly phase by the way .. im OVER IT!
I NEVER SAID that you had to own every cd that I own .. just that it is important to have some bloody knowledge of who the band in question is... that you are going to see in concert.. And to the ones who agreed with me or had some good taste in music.. Thank You
Let me once again try to point out ... To each his own but if you only like crappy music GET OUT OF MY WAY!

[rob]

> i like offspring, black sabbath, alice in chains, pearl jam,¿ smashing pumpkins, nirvana, natalie imbruglia, alanis¿ morissette.

You live in Brasil you would not understand. (I am not putting down brasil, your culture, heritage etc, etc.) It is just a completely different environment.¿ you'll gonna kick my ass? i'm not coherent to you?

I think she should.

[billy b.]

personally, i think you have a valid point and since your cd collection practically mirrors mine i have to say cheers and hope to see you at a suede show

[Morrissi]

¿ Well, I like a lot of the same stuff, but if I were you I'd sell¿ off some of the more wannabe Brit stuff and save up for that¿ 10-CD cbox set. Which is probably the single best¿ music purchase a person could make, outside of the¿ Morrissey/Smiths catalog.

WANNABE BRIT STUFF??? HMM THATS ODD I DON'T KNOW OF ONE BAND THAT I POSTED THAT ISN'T FROM EUROPE?? OOHHH YOU SILLY OLD MAN YOU SILLY OLD MAN YOURE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF SO GET OFF THE STAGE AND THE SONGS THAT hank williams SANG .. THEY SOUND EXACTLY LIKE THE LAST ONE!
SOOO GET OFF THE STAGE! CAUSE I'VE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH OF MY TIME.

[Morrissi]

> personally, i think you have a valid point and since your cd¿ collection practically mirrors mine i have to say cheers and¿ hope to see you at a suede show

CHEERS!
I WILL SEE YOU THERE

[Fabricio]

i just read one interview where nina persson said she loves "Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Motorhead, Led Zeppelin"...

so you'll kick her ass, don't you?¿ I was standing in line for The Cardigans concert.. and what do I¿ hear behind me but a bunch of wankers talking about how they¿ like Morrissey... Oh and that they just bought tickets for¿ offspring and marilyn manson?? What is that all about?¿ it is clear that there are many out there with Vile taste in¿ music!¿ Is it at all possible for one to even put the three groups in¿ one sentance?¿ Finally while inside .. the place fills with fans no no I mean¿ people who only know 1 over played radio hit. I mean its bad¿ enough that you are pushed up against a whole lot of people who¿ most likely haven't bathed sinced they moved out of mommys house¿ ... but I mean standing next to complete bastards is quite¿ worse!!¿ There should be a screening process for concert tickets!¿ People should have to take a quiz or something to get a ticket!¿ I don't know.. im getting cranky.¿ maybe its just me but you wouldn't catch me at an Offspring show¿ that is complete @#!!! e for music if you ask me.. and If I¿ should run into that guy wearing the Offspring Marilyn Manson t¿ shirt at the Suede concert.. be prepared this girl is gonna kick¿ your ass!

[Morrissi]

> i just read one interview where nina persson said she loves¿ "Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Motorhead, Led Zeppelin"...¿ so you'll kick her ass, don't you?

I dont give a @#!!! what she likes..
She wasn't the one standing behind me being a jackass now was she????

[Suzanne]

> i don't think it's a clone issue...it's a frustration issue¿ we've all run across...

I'm normal and frustration free!!!!!!!!¿let the girl vent! i hear what she's¿ saying! (plus there is a little thing called satire...)

Where?

I would love it if people with "bad" music taste would show up at his concerts. I think it's fun that lots of people show up and have fun.




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[Fabricio]

> I dont give a @#!!! what she likes..

my point is: if you want get off the stage everybody that doesn't like the same kind of songs as you like, you should say the same to nina persson, and DON'T GO TO HER SHOWS ANYMORE!¿ She wasn't the one standing behind me being a jackass now was¿ she????

i didn't understand.

but if the one standing behind you being a jackass is me, that's because i love you!

and finally you answered me!

[Sam Shuster]

> WANNABE BRIT STUFF??? HMM THATS ODD I DON'T KNOW OF ONE BAND¿ THAT I POSTED THAT ISN'T FROM EUROPE?? OOHHH YOU SILLY OLD MAN¿ YOU SILLY OLD MAN YOURE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF SO GET OFF THE¿ STAGE AND THE SONGS THAT hank williams SANG .. THEY SOUND¿ EXACTLY LIKE THE LAST ONE!¿ SOOO GET OFF THE STAGE! CAUSE I'VE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH OF MY TIME.

Hey, man, I wrote that hastily and didn't mean it as an attack! I like a lot of the same stuff, which I thought I indicated. And I _like_ a lot of wannabe Britpop bands. It's just that I know that a couple decent singles before heading towards the dustbin doesn't make a great band, even if I like them. And certainly not a band to hold up as so superior to Marilyn Manson.

[Morrissi]

> my point is: if you want get off the stage everybody that¿ doesn't like the same kind of songs as you like, you should say¿ the same to nina persson, and DON'T GO TO HER SHOWS ANYMORE!¿ i didn't understand.¿ but if the one standing behind you being a jackass is me, that's¿ because i love you!¿ and finally you answered me!
try again in english please .. im feeling ill

[Morrissi]

P.S. Im sure if you were at a Morrissey gig and some ass behind you was all dressed like a metal head you would be the first one to laugh and smirk so get over it !! I have had enough of you ...

[Sam Shuster]

> I have not heard the album, but I did see a full length video of¿ them. It was the stupidest thing I ever saw.¿ They think of the worst thing that someone can do and they do¿ it.¿ It is just an ACT. That act sells to stupid people who fall for¿ it. All you have to do is look at the audience at the concerts.¿ Look at who is endorsing them below! DQM

Your opinion doesn't mean anything as you haven't heard the album. It really is a big leap forward for Manson. He songwriting has indeed evolved. "Mechanical Animals" rocks and is often hilarious.

Manson's leap forward is similar to the evolution of the Beastie Boys between "License to Ill" and "Paul's Boutique." From fun but shallow novelty to legitimate and respectable artistry.

You're not exactly inventing the wheel when you point out that Manson is an act. Everybody knows that. It's theater. I'm not "falling for" anything. I'm just enjoying it.

As far as looking at the audience, well, I don't pick my music based on how people stereotype the audience. And you do know that there are people who laugh at Morrissey's audience in the same way?

[Morrissi]

Beastie Boys are CRAP
MArilyn manson is Crap

NEXT!

[not an idiot]

You sound so stupid...not just because you used the word "wankers"..but why do you care what music other people like? Why should it bother you? Maybe you're one of Morrisseys "real" fans..

[Paul]

> Besides owning 48 Morrissey recordings, my collection includes¿ representatives from many different genres. To wit - Wilco¿ (country rock), Spice Girls (pop nonsense), Rage ATM (new¿ metal), Phil Ochs (60's folk), Public Enemy (rap), etc. Do I get¿ to be a bastard?

Colin, you'll always be a bastard.

[Mll]

> CHEERS!¿ I WILL SEE YOU THERE

Ill be there in my billy ray cyrus shirt with my manson hat!!!

[Paul]

> Beastie Boys are CRAP¿ MArilyn manson is Crap¿ NEXT!

The thing is, "Paul's Boutique" was 10 years ago and then, hello! More dopey rap from the Beastie Boys (don't mistake that for the ghetto slang, "dope"). Morrissi, there should be more people like you out there. People should have their own opinions about music. None of this politically correct nonsense that some people write about when listening to other forms of music. If you like a band, say marilyn manson, that's your right to even though it's a crappy choice. Marilyn Manson is an act, you're right Sam, and you fell right for it. If you'd like Sam, I'll come over and cut off those puppet strings off your back so that you can come back to the realm of legitimate music. Morrissi, keep up the good work. Come on you fake intellectuel bastards, let's get it on!

[Paul]

> i like offspring, black sabbath, alice in chains, pearl jam,¿ smashing pumpkins, nirvana, natalie imbruglia, alanis¿ morissette.¿ and i really LOVE moz. he changed my life.¿ you'll gonna kick my ass? i'm not coherent to you?

Sound so tough behind a computer screen, don't you? Yet, how can you expect an intelligent response from a Natalie Imbruglia or Alanis fan?
Hey, just dump all of your Morrissey gear and listen to your Offspring nonsense. I guess you thought you'd get some sense of legitimacy from buying Moz records, huh? Well, it ain't working!

[Fabricio]

> Sound so tough behind a computer screen, don't you? Yet, how can¿ you expect an intelligent response from a Natalie Imbruglia or¿ Alanis fan?

you don't know me. you never read a post from me. these are some groups and singers i like and i knew morrissi didn't like. not all the groups i like.

but if you think a person is unintelligent just because he doesn't like the sam kind of stuff you like, so the problem of being uninteligent is yours.

and you were tough too behind a computer screen.¿ Hey, just dump all of your Morrissey gear and listen to your¿ Offspring nonsense. I guess you thought you'd get some sense of¿ legitimacy from buying Moz records, huh? Well, it ain't working!

yes, i'm really insecure, and that's why i like moz: just to show you that i may be smart. but sorry i didn't get it.

[Fabricio]

> P.S. Im sure if you were at a Morrissey gig and some ass behind¿ you was all dressed like a metal head you would be the first one¿ to laugh and smirk so get over it !!

no i wouldn't.¿I have had enough of you¿ ...

so i'll stop here. bye.

[Fabricio]

in my unintelligent opinion, you are not a bastard, colin.

[Fabricio]

are you and morrissi the same person?¿ The thing is, "Paul's Boutique" was 10 years ago and¿ then, hello! More dopey rap from the Beastie Boys (don't mistake¿ that for the ghetto slang, "dope"). Morrissi, there¿ should be more people like you out there. People should have¿ their own opinions about music. None of this politically correct¿ nonsense that some people write about when listening to other¿ forms of music. If you like a band, say marilyn manson, that's¿ your right to even though it's a crappy choice. Marilyn Manson¿ is an act, you're right Sam, and you fell right for it. If you'd¿ like Sam, I'll come over and cut off those puppet strings off¿ your back so that you can come back to the realm of legitimate¿ music. Morrissi, keep up the good work. Come on you fake¿ intellectuel bastards, let's get it on!

[sam shuster]

> The thing is, "Paul's Boutique" was 10 years ago and¿ then, hello! More dopey rap from the Beastie Boys (don't mistake¿ that for the ghetto slang, "dope"). Morrissi, there¿ should be more people like you out there. People should have¿ their own opinions about music. None of this politically correct¿ nonsense that some people write about when listening to other¿ forms of music. If you like a band, say marilyn manson, that's¿ your right to even though it's a crappy choice. Marilyn Manson¿ is an act, you're right Sam, and you fell right for it. If you'd¿ like Sam, I'll come over and cut off those puppet strings off¿ your back so that you can come back to the realm of legitimate¿ music. Morrissi, keep up the good work. Come on you fake¿ intellectuel bastards, let's get it on!

You can just keep licking your new pal's buttocks, because there's nothing I intend to "get on" with the likes of you.

But I will say this, there _are_ more people out there like Morrissi. There are lots of slaves to the NME out there. Round em up and have yourselves a little party.

[steve]

> No NO NOOO don't get it all wrong I am just pointing out that I¿ would rather be in with the likes of those who have these bands¿ in their cd collection..¿ Smiths¿ Moz¿ Suede¿ Pulp¿ Charlatans¿ The Housemartins¿ The Seahorses¿ Dubstar¿ Gene¿ Echobelly¿ St. Etienne¿ Lush¿ Cocteau Twins¿ Depeche Mode¿ T. Rex¿ The Beatles¿ Billy Bragg¿ EBTG¿ Mojave 3¿ Slowdive¿ The Cardigans¿ Sleeper¿ Echo and the Bunnymen¿ Joy Division¿ New Order¿ Stone Roses¿ Oasis¿ Bjork¿ Kirsty MacColl¿ Blur¿ Kula Shaker¿ Aurtour de Lucie¿ Rialto¿ Luna¿ Stereolab¿ Spiritualized¿ Bluetones¿ The Verve¿ And many many many more that are found in my cd collection!¿ Notice... Not 1 bad group in the whole bloody bunch!¿ THATS WHAT I AM GETTING AT.

YES THERE IS SEAHORSES ARE ABSOLUTE BOBBINS

[sam shuster]

> Beastie Boys are CRAP¿ MArilyn manson is Crap¿ NEXT!

I mentioned the Beastie Boys merely to compare career progressions. I never stated an opinion on their music. They're OK, but I don't own any of their stuff.

Look, man, your taste is fine. 'Course I think _everyone's_ taste is fine - any and all music that makes somebody, somewhere happy is cool. But this attitude where you think you're so superior by presenting what is an incredibly narrow range of bands is pathetic. You seem to define yourself through these bands, since you're so image-conscious, but your identity doesn't appear as unique to me as you think it is.
I listen to whatever makes me happy, period. I own a couple thousand LP, CDs, 45s, and cassettes, and I don't know if it's the best collection of that size, but I'd wager it's one of the more distinctive and eccentric. Doesn't make me think I'm cooler than anyone else (I'm incredibly uncool, I'd say); it merely means I have a lot of choices when I sit down at night to play some music that will make me feel good. Once one gets out of high school, that's how one starts viewing record collecting. I buy whatever the hell music I'm drawn to regardless of what labels others put on it. Some of it's Top 40, some of it's so obscure I may have one of the only remaining copies. Most of it's in between, covering a broad range of genres. All of it is loved by me for my own personal reasons which no one can judge in some stupid online forum. Frankly, I'd get bored listening to as narrow a range of styles as you do, but if it makes you happy...more power to you (sincerely).

[boyleastlikelytoo(kakarot)]

well missy,

i have to tell you the first and only time I went to a moz concert was back in his your arsenal tour I was in I would say 8th grade....I knew the words to only 2 of his songs..and didn't have a clue about the rest of them, but I had the time of my life...after that concert I tried to get as much of his music as I could and I also met him...If I wouldn't have gone to that conert I don't know if I would be as big a fan as I am today, probably but it changed my life seeing him live...so why don't you get off your high horse you silly girl and just admit that you were wrong...I mean come on I barely new what I was listening too when I saw him live..... and by what you have said I shouldn't have been there...I think your wrong and many people here think your wrong.......

oh and how about this taste in music

moz
smiths
311
dave mathews
erasure
PSB
new order
elcetronic
outkast
black eyed peas
Korn
violent femmes
general public
notorius BIG
Offspring
greenday
many more...just tired of typing
so as you can see I have many diff music tastes and I must admit its not all great music...but you have to remember jsut cause it doesn't speak to you like moz or some other bands doesn't mean its not ok to listen too..I like all the groups I named for one reason or another....and I don't expect anyone else to like them..if they do they do if they don't they don't....get your head out of your arse woman....
nuff said

Kakarot

[Fabricio]

bravo, sam!

paul is right.

i'm not intelligent.

if i were i would write a beautiful text as you did.¿ I mentioned the Beastie Boys merely to compare career¿ progressions. I never stated an opinion on their music. They're¿ OK, but I don't own any of their stuff.¿ Look, man, your taste is fine. 'Course I think _everyone's_¿ taste is fine - any and all music that makes somebody, somewhere¿ happy is cool. But this attitude where you think you're so¿ superior by presenting what is an incredibly narrow range of¿ bands is pathetic. You seem to define yourself through these¿ bands, since you're so image-conscious, but your identity¿ doesn't appear as unique to me as you think it is.¿ I listen to whatever makes me happy, period. I own a couple¿ thousand LP, CDs, 45s, and cassettes, and I don't know if it's¿ the best collection of that size, but I'd wager it's one of the¿ more distinctive and eccentric. Doesn't make me think I'm cooler¿ than anyone else (I'm incredibly uncool, I'd say); it merely¿ means I have a lot of choices when I sit down at night to play¿ some music that will make me feel good. Once one gets out of¿ high school, that's how one starts viewing record collecting. I¿ buy whatever the hell music I'm drawn to regardless of what¿ labels others put on it. Some of it's Top 40, some of it's so¿ obscure I may have one of the only remaining copies. Most of¿ it's in between, covering a broad range of genres. All of it is¿ loved by me for my own personal reasons which no one can judge¿ in some stupid online forum. Frankly, I'd get bored listening to¿ as narrow a range of styles as you do, but if it makes you¿ happy...more power to you (sincerely).

[rob]

¿ moz¿ smiths
bad ass!¿ 311
pathetic¿ dave mathews
too many people from my church listen to them
that says everything¿ erasure
ah that was in the late 80's
early 90's¿ PSB
who?¿ new order
use to love them
they suck!¿ elcetronic
first album ok¿ outkast¿ black eyed peas¿ Korn
to damn sacramento!¿ violent femmes
for beavers¿ general public¿ notorius BIG
for my friend tyrone¿ Offspring
i agree with morrissi¿ greenday
come on!
they're out

Just wanted to play the game!

BTW I was in the same sort of situation for the your arsenal tour.

[Morrissi]

The reason for my post in the first place my dear friends is becuase it only takes one @#!!! er to make a good situation miserable!
Soooo great they get a frickin brownie badge because they heard one song on the radio and they wanted to see a concert.. FINE
But If I were FORCED to attend a Marilyn Manson show or some other crappy show.. I would go and act like a sane person..
I wouldn't go to Marilyn manson and bring my bible with me and say that ooohh I love Marilyn but he should really read verse 8 in psalms.. just like there is NOT a need for a MOSH pit at a cardigans show because some stupid drunk guy wants to start a fight.
Hence if you are a fan and like the music fine! if you don't .. Do not go and irritate people looking to having a good time.
And if you don't like my thoughts on this matter.. Do you think that I really care? Just don't ask me to help you up off of the floor the next time you fall down in the mosh pit at the next Morrissey show.. ask the guy with the Warrant T-shirt for help... I don't want to get all dirty on your behalf.

[Paul]

> You can just keep licking your new pal's buttocks, because¿ there's nothing I intend to "get on" with the likes of¿ you.

What a surprise! Getting a little touchy if I don't agree with you Sam? What am I supposed to be like? Opinionated, that's right. I don't like Beastie Boys, Offspring, etc, etc... Jeez, sue me for having good taste. And I'm sure you don't lick anybody's ass, right? You're just so independent from other people's view. Get off of your high horse, your highness. Who would want to be a bore like you, Sam? Afraid to make edgy comments?¿ But I will say this, there _are_ more people out there like¿ Morrissi. There are lots of slaves to the NME out there. Round¿ em up and have yourselves a little party.

[Paul]

> no i wouldn't.¿ so i'll stop here. bye.

Hey buddy, I don't have a big problem with you because you have typed in some good responses in this discussion board. But, don't give me this crap like you're high and mighty, just like Sam, in terms of your musical tastes, too. You're above the limited musical tastes, whatever. I don't like the music you listen to because I don't! Maybe there's a case out there where people listen to certain music and they decide they don't like it! What a concept! Obviously, you like your limited pop music. And Jesus, if everyone was as politically correct as you, this world will come to an end. What's wrong with some brutal honesty? You like your other music because it has a nice beat, it's catchy, it gets a lot of radio play? There's people here who listen to music which is a little deeper. If that's not being open minded, then I'm all for being closed minded.
P.S. I don't agree with everything that girl says. That crack she made about your English making you sound unintelligent had no validity. It's not your fault. Buh' bye!

[chased]

And *my* point is that when I was 19 I would have had very similar things to say about the Smiths and Morrissey in comparison to whoever I was listening to at the time. These days, the Smiths and Morrissey are the only music I listen to that HAS words.

I guess I just have a problem with assuming that there's some objective standard in musical taste.

[chased]

A certain disparaging comment you made about a certain non-native speaking frequenter of this discussion board was disgusting.

[Fabricio]

> Hey buddy, I don't have a big problem with you because you have¿ typed in some good responses in this discussion board.

thanks¿But,¿ don't give me this crap like you're high and mighty, just like¿ Sam, in terms of your musical tastes, too.

i never said this.¿ You're above the¿ limited musical tastes, whatever. I don't like the music you¿ listen to because I don't! Maybe there's a case out there where¿ people listen to certain music and they decide they don't like¿ it! What a concept! Obviously, you like your limited pop music.¿ And Jesus, if everyone was as politically correct as you, this¿ world will come to an end. What's wrong with some brutal¿ honesty?

as you said to me, brutal besides a screen computer...¿ You like your other music because it has a nice beat,¿ it's catchy, it gets a lot of radio play? There's people here¿ who listen to music which is a little deeper.

my friend, you really don't know me nor the songs i always heard, i'm 31 now i heard lots of music in my life.

when i was 19, 20, 21 i heard, besides classical music (lots of classical music, lots of, principally bach ), only the "deeper" music you and morrissi said: joy division, echo, smiths, cure, bowie, beatles, doors, velvet... and everything that the excelent brazilian magazine bizz said it was good.

in my age i found that i could like everything that made me happy, as sam said. everything i thought that had passion, well sung or sang by a beautiful girl. not deeper, perhaps. my problem anyway. i just like this board and like to share my musical experiences, even if people like you wants me shut up, or whatever.

about deeper music, have you ever heard madredeus?¿ If that's not¿ being open minded, then I'm all for being closed minded.

ok. you were sincere at least.¿ P.S. I don't agree with everything that girl says. That crack¿ she made about your English making you sound unintelligent had¿ no validity. It's not your fault. Buh' bye!

well, i said bye to her. not to you... yet.

[Spinster]

¿ Smiths
Duh!¿ Moz
Duh!¿ Suede
Yes¿ Pulp
Yes¿ Charlatans
Yes¿ The Housemartins
Yes¿ The Seahorses
haven't heard 'em¿ Dubstar
maybe¿ Gene
okay¿ Echobelly
yes¿ St. Etienne
okay¿ Lush
maybe¿ Cocteau Twins
yes¿ Depeche Mode
yes¿ T. Rex
nope¿ The Beatles
of course!¿ Billy Bragg
nah¿ EBTG
maybe¿ Mojave 3
haven't heard 'em¿ Slowdive
NO!¿ The Cardigans
YES!¿ Sleeper
maybe¿ Echo and the Bunnymen
yes¿ Joy Division
yes¿ New Order
hell yes!¿ Stone Roses
yes¿ Oasis
yes¿ Bjork
yes¿ Kirsty MacColl
hell yeah!¿ Blur
Truck yeah!¿ Kula Shaker
yes¿ Aurtour de Lucie
maybe¿ Rialto
who???¿ Luna
no¿ Stereolab
aw yeah!¿ Spiritualized
mmmmm...dunno.¿ Bluetones
not sure¿ The Verve
yes

I understand what you're saying about someone liking a decent musical artist and then liking another artist that you think is total crap. But as you can see, we all basically like most of the same music, but not every single band that you mentioned. So does that make us unworthy? I mean, not all the songs I like come from noble bands. For example, I like that Brittany Spears song! Quite embarrasing but i do!! Does that make me a dumbass? Nobody's perfect.

[Spinster]

> i like offspring, black sabbath, alice in chains, pearl jam,¿ smashing pumpkins, nirvana, natalie imbruglia, alanis¿ morissette.¿ and i really LOVE moz. he changed my life.¿ you'll gonna kick my ass? i'm not coherent to you?

Grrr!!! I'm gonna kick your ass, Fabricio!!! You have such HORRIBLE taste!!! :) Aw, just kidding, pal! :)

[Spinster]

> Sound so tough behind a computer screen, don't you? Yet, how can¿ you expect an intelligent response from a Natalie Imbruglia or¿ Alanis fan?¿ Hey, just dump all of your Morrissey gear and listen to your¿ Offspring nonsense. I guess you thought you'd get some sense of¿ legitimacy from buying Moz records, huh? Well, it ain't working!

I must say- you are incredibly narrow-minded.

[Spinster]

> Ill be there in my billy ray cyrus shirt with my manson hat!!!

Heheheh!!! Well said, MLL!! You crack me up! :)

[Spinster]

> i just read one interview where nina persson said she loves¿ "Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Motorhead, Led Zeppelin"...¿ so you'll kick her ass, don't you?

Why yes!! The Cardies have also covered not one, but TWO Black Sabbath songs!!! There goes The Cardigans' musical credibility out the window!!!!

[Paul]

> thanks¿ i never said this.¿ as you said to me, brutal besides a screen computer...¿ my friend, you really don't know me nor the songs i always¿ heard, i'm 31 now i heard lots of music in my life.¿ when i was 19, 20, 21 i heard, besides classical music (lots of¿ classical music, lots of, principally bach ), only the¿ "deeper" music you and morrissi said: joy division,¿ echo, smiths, cure, bowie, beatles, doors, velvet... and¿ everything that the excelent brazilian magazine bizz said it was¿ good.

You know, I'm gonna take back saying you are not intelligent for listening to Morrisette, Imbruglia, etc, etc... But, I still hate those mainstream groups that you like. You see, I want something a little more challenging when it comes to the music I like. I believe you said in one of your postings that you've given up on interpreting lyrics because of your language barrier or something of that sort? I was wondering what you meant by that? I'm not busting your balls. I've heard the band's music that you like and you know what? I was absolutely repulsed by them. Offspring, "Pretty Fly For A White Guy?"
What is their point? To sell records to the masses in the mainstream who like music with no brains? Every Offspring song sounds the same. What do they offer me? Absolutely nothing. I know you don't agree with this notion, but I'm going to express my opinion and I don't care if the majority of you don't like it.¿ in my age i found that i could like everything that made me¿ happy, as sam said. everything i thought that had passion, well¿ sung or sang by a beautiful girl. not deeper, perhaps. my¿ problem anyway. i just like this board and like to share my¿ musical experiences, even if people like you wants me shut up,¿ or whatever.

No, not to shut up, but just listen to the reasons on why you like Imbruglia or Morrisette. Because a song is sung by a beautiful girl? She has passion? I think more of that passion in her music comes from her record company. The record company wants record sales, not passion. Like I said earlier, I agreed with a lot of things you said before in your other posts. Like what you said in response to Morrissey being a racist, Bravo! At least that's one thing we agree on, he's not a racist!¿ about deeper music, have you ever heard madredeus?

Nope, sorry. Should I? Maybe I'll check out CDnow.com later on for that one.¿ ok. you were sincere at least.¿ well, i said bye to her. not to you... yet.

Sorry, there's certain bands out there that when I hear or see them, I go bonkers! Like I said, I'd rather listen to good music, if that makes me close-minded, so be it! Viva Morrissey and the Smiths! I know you can agree on that.

[Paul]

> I must say- you are incredibly narrow-minded.

Incredibly narrow minded with a dash of great taste, Spinster. Thanks for your loving comments nonetheless. "I know I'm unloveable, you don't have to tell me, ooooohhhhh."

[Fabricio]

> You know, I'm gonna take back saying you are not intelligent for¿ listening to Morrisette, Imbruglia, etc, etc...

thank you.¿ But, I still¿ hate those mainstream groups that you like. You see, I want¿ something a little more challenging when it comes to the music I¿ like. I believe you said in one of your postings that you've¿ given up on interpreting lyrics because of your language barrier¿ or something of that sort? I was wondering what you meant by¿ that? I'm not busting your balls. I've heard the band's music¿ that you like and you know what? I was absolutely repulsed by¿ them. Offspring, "Pretty Fly For A White Guy?"

normally if i read a lyrics in english i understand it. but normally not when i hear it. today, with internet, i could understand all the lyrics i don't understand hearing... but normally i don't do this! the most part of those i've tried to translate was a completely deception to me. i defended smashing pumpkins here some time ago, but i was not sincere then. i hated corgan's lyrics i read, so i STOPPED TO DO IT!

i know it's unfair to you to say this, because you are obliged to understand the lyrics in english... but i have a terrible sorry in understanding the lyrics in portuguese, so you can be considered revenged...¿ What is their point? To sell records to the masses in the¿ mainstream who like music with no brains? Every Offspring song¿ sounds the same. What do they offer me? Absolutely nothing. I¿ know you don't agree with this notion, but I'm going to express¿ my opinion and I don't care if the majority of you don't like¿ it.

offspring offers to me good riffs. just this. but i don't have a cd from them. yet.

it seems new york dolls, sometimes.¿ No, not to shut up,

i know. i exagerated.¿ but just listen to the reasons on why you¿ like Imbruglia or Morrisette. Because a song is sung by a¿ beautiful girl? She has passion? I think more of that passion in¿ her music comes from her record company. The record company¿ wants record sales, not passion.

i'll be frank to you again. when i think about those girls, i hear girls singing... and beautiful ones... principally imbruglia... the songs are good to me too... her voices are good...

how can you consciously contemplate when there's no debate, no debate?

about record sales, that's what i felt in the last oasis cd (not the b-sides, that i didn't buy)¿ Like I said earlier, I agreed¿ with a lot of things you said before in your other posts. Like¿ what you said in response to Morrissey being a racist, Bravo! At¿ least that's one thing we agree on, he's not a racist!¿ Nope, sorry. Should I? Maybe I'll check out CDnow.com later on¿ for that one.

i don't know if you should... i can be beaten again, hehe...¿ Sorry, there's certain bands out there that when I hear or see¿ them, I go bonkers! Like I said, I'd rather listen to good¿ music, if that makes me close-minded, so be it! Viva Morrissey¿ and the Smiths! I know you can agree on that.

i said some times that every moz fan is my friend, so much i like him! so i consider you a friend too, even after all.

VIVA MORRISSEY!!!

[Fabricio]

> Grrr!!! I'm gonna kick your ass, Fabricio!!! You have such¿ HORRIBLE taste!!! :) Aw, just kidding, pal! :)

i've been stabbed in the back so many many times!

i'm kidding too!

[Paul]

> You can just keep licking your new pal's buttocks, because¿ there's nothing I intend to "get on" with the likes of¿ you.

Interesting, sounds like you were kissing Mll's ass and Spinster's ass when it comes to "Babe 2" or your love lives in your earlier posts. But that doesn't make it buttocks-licking because you're not as close-minded as me, right? Yet, I believe we agreed on earlier posts that "Dark City" was one of the best movies of the year? Mais oui ou non? And you don't intend to "get it on" with the "likes of me?" Meaning: I'm a savage and you're a perfectly moral human being, huh? Jeez, when did you join the 700 Club?¿ But I will say this, there _are_ more people out there like¿ Morrissi. There are lots of slaves to the NME out there. Round¿ em up and have yourselves a little party.

"Slaves to the NME?" Interpretation: me and Morrissi only listen to British music instead of any other form of rock because again, we're so close-minded? Um, buddy, if that is what you're saying, you haven't seen my record collection. I agreed on Morrissi' views on bands that I despise. Have I listened to these despicable band's music before? Of course! And guess what? I think they blow! I don't see the point of their music! You said that you have 1,000's of CD's! So what? You think you're above me and Morrissi now because you have such a huge record collection? Gawd, I used to have 100's of CD's like you did. So now I guess I'm the "King of the World!" This just proves you're wasting your money! Au Revoir! Nice typin' with you!

[Paul]

> thank you.¿ normally if i read a lyrics in english i understand it. but¿ normally not when i hear it. today, with internet, i could¿ understand all the lyrics i don't understand hearing... but¿ normally i don't do this! the most part of those i've tried to¿ translate was a completely deception to me. i defended smashing¿ pumpkins here some time ago, but i was not sincere then. i hated¿ corgan's lyrics i read, so i STOPPED TO DO IT!¿ i know it's unfair to you to say this, because you are obliged¿ to understand the lyrics in english... but i have a terrible¿ sorry in understanding the lyrics in portuguese, so you can be¿ considered revenged...

Uh, I guess I see your point. Oh yeah, I'm fluent in English, but since English is my first language, that's not the reason why I can get more involved with a particular musician's lyrics. Musical back-up is great, don't get me wrong, but rock songs are not complete without decent lyrics. For example, the Smith's "Oscillate Wildly." That song sounds great even though there's no lyrics, but you've gotta admit, it just doesn't sound complete without some of Morrissey's singing. It's an instrumental and Morrissey intended it that way, he refused to write any lyrics for the song. It's a shame at times to let good instrumentals just stay as they are.¿ offspring offers to me good riffs. just this. but i don't have a¿ cd from them. yet.¿ it seems new york dolls, sometimes.¿ i know. i exagerated.¿ i'll be frank to you again. when i think about those girls, i¿ hear girls singing... and beautiful ones... principally¿ imbruglia... the songs are good to me too... her voices are¿ good...

How about Harriet Wheeler of the Sundays? Man, she has the most beautiful singing voice that I have ever heard of from a rock band. It's absolutely angelic. I don't think Imbruglia can compare to Harriet in terms of singing voices. As far as physical beauty, Harriet Wheeler is just as stunning as Imbruglia. Damn, they're so cute! Oh, another round of admiration goes to Sarah MacLachlan for her singing voice and her beauty!¿ how can you consciously contemplate when there's no debate, no¿ debate?¿ about record sales, that's what i felt in the last oasis cd (not¿ the b-sides, that i didn't buy)

Sorry, I'm not into Oasis. I know a lot of people are, but Oasis is on my hit list, too. Been there, listened to their music, I don't see what all the fuss is about. Manchester usually has a good record when it comes to great bands.¿ i don't know if you should... i can be beaten again, hehe...¿ i said some times that every moz fan is my friend, so much i¿ like him! so i consider you a friend too, even after all.¿ VIVA MORRISSEY!!!

Now that's more like it!

[Spinster]

> Interesting, sounds like you were kissing Mll's ass and¿ Spinster's ass when it comes to "Babe 2" or your love¿ lives in your earlier posts. But that doesn't make it

Erm, sorry to pry, but it seems as if YOU'RE kissin' MY keister in your most current response to me. "Thank you for your loving comments..." What was THAT all about?
Also, I was the one first responded to Sam about BABE 2, and i responded in an amicable way, so maybe THAT'S the reason he was nice to me. But i guess it just looks like another case of ass lickin' to you...

[Spinster]

> Incredibly narrow minded with a dash of great taste, Spinster.¿ Thanks for your loving comments nonetheless. "I know I'm¿ unloveable, you don't have to tell me, ooooohhhhh."

Hey, I'm privvy to British rock myself, but I just think it's abhorrent to say that if someone happens to like some music that is out of that relm, then they are stupid, digusting people.
Hey, there's a lot of music out there that i don't like, but if i judged everyone on what they listen to, I wouldn't have any friends ( and wonderful ones, at that)!

[Fabricio]

> Uh, I guess I see your point. Oh yeah, I'm fluent in English,¿ but since English is my first language, that's not the reason¿ why I can get more involved with a particular musician's lyrics.¿ Musical back-up is great, don't get me wrong, but rock songs are¿ not complete without decent lyrics. For example, the Smith's¿ "Oscillate Wildly." That song sounds great even though¿ there's no lyrics, but you've gotta admit, it just doesn't sound¿ complete without some of Morrissey's singing. It's an¿ instrumental and Morrissey intended it that way, he refused to¿ write any lyrics for the song. It's a shame at times to let good¿ instrumentals just stay as they are.

i think a rock isn't decent without a vocal, because i think voice is the more beautiful instrument of earth.

see bach for example: everything he wrote is wondeful, but the more impressive part of his work are the cantatas and passions.

at least to me.

and i may be going too far here, but without understanding the lyrics there are more mistery, more intuition involved...

it's very common to me doesn't pay attention in a lyrics in portuguese...

anyway, all these thoughts aren't applied to moz songs... i really love his lyrics, they changed my life...¿ How about Harriet Wheeler of the Sundays? Man, she has the most¿ beautiful singing voice that I have ever heard of from a rock¿ band. It's absolutely angelic. I don't think Imbruglia can¿ compare to Harriet in terms of singing voices. As far as¿ physical beauty, Harriet Wheeler is just as stunning as¿ Imbruglia. Damn, they're so cute! Oh, another round of¿ admiration goes to Sarah MacLachlan for her singing voice and¿ her beauty!

i saw sarah maclachlan at mtv and she is very sexy.

i'll find harriet wheeler in internet. she must be great.¿ Sorry, I'm not into Oasis. I know a lot of people are, but Oasis¿ is on my hit list, too. Been there, listened to their music, I¿ don't see what all the fuss is about. Manchester usually has a¿ good record when it comes to great bands.

i really liked what's the story morning glory, but their posterior made me angry.¿ Now that's more like it!

yeah!!!

[Paul]

> Erm, sorry to pry, but it seems as if YOU'RE kissin' MY keister¿ in your most current response to me. "Thank you for your¿ loving comments..." What was THAT all about?¿ Also, I was the one first responded to Sam about BABE 2, and i¿ responded in an amicable way, so maybe THAT'S the reason he was¿ nice to me. But i guess it just looks like another case of ass¿ lickin' to you...

Christ! Can't you tell a sarcastic post from a serious one? Yeah, you calling me close-minded made my day! See look, another sarcastic remark! Jesus, where do you live, France? First of all, I didn't start this ass-licking backlash. Dear old Sam called me a buttocks-licker for agreeing with what's her name. So, I looked up something he agreed with you earlier and I called it ass-licking! I'm replying to a negative post from Sam with one of my own. Get it, genius? This isn't too hard for you, is it? Good, so get a clue!

[Paul]

> Hey, I'm privvy to British rock myself, but I just think it's¿ abhorrent to say that if someone happens to like some music that¿ is out of that relm, then they are stupid, digusting people.¿ Hey, there's a lot of music out there that i don't like, but if¿ i judged everyone on what they listen to, I wouldn't have any¿ friends ( and wonderful ones, at that)!

Gawd, get a clue Spinster! Again reminding you that you can't tell a sarcastic post from a serious one. Oh yeah, from your personal description, you sound like the most perfect human being in the planet. Gee, why aren't there more people like you out there? I know why, because they'd kill themselves! "Oh sure, If I judged everyone in my life, then BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! My friends are the greatest, yada, yada, yada! I'm so perfect and you're a mongrel, you silly close-minded bastard, etc, etc...! Why can't you be fake and type in nice responses instead of those mean ones, you meany! Boo hoo!" Puhlease! Whatever, good for you! I'm sure your friends would commit suicide in your honor, your royal highness! Now, does that sound ass-licking good to you, huh? Yum, yum! Tastes good to me!

[Spinster]

> Gawd, get a clue Spinster! Again reminding you that you can't¿ tell a sarcastic post from a serious one. Oh yeah, from your¿ personal description, you sound like the most perfect human¿ being in the planet.

No dear, YOU are!

Gee, why aren't there more people like you¿ out there? I know why, because they'd kill themselves!

So are you telling me to go blow my brains out? You're a sweetie.

"Oh¿ sure, If I judged everyone in my life, then BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! My¿ friends are the greatest, yada, yada, yada! I'm so perfect and¿ you're a mongrel, you silly close-minded bastard, etc, etc...!¿ Why can't you be fake

HOW @#!!!ING DARE YOU CALL ME A PHONEY!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME SO GET THE @#!!! OVER IT!!!!!

and type in nice responses instead of¿ those mean ones, you meany! Boo hoo!" Puhlease! Whatever,¿ good for you! I'm sure your friends would commit suicide in your¿ honor, your royal highness!

YOU'VE DRAWN THE @#!!!ING LINE HERE! MY BEST FRIEND JUST HAPPENS TO BE A VERY SUICIDAL PERSON! THAT'S A @#!!!ING CRUEL THING TO TELL ME!!!

Now, does that sound ass-licking¿ good to you, huh? Yum, yum! Tastes good to me!

Look, I'm sorry if you hate me but I was just attempting to offer my viewpoint, and i did find your attitude to be quite closed minded. I used to have an attitude like yours, but i outgrew it.

How old are you anyway, 13??????

[Spinster]

> Christ! Can't you tell a sarcastic post from a serious one?

What's sarcasm? And quit calling me that! I'm not the Messiah!!¿ Yeah, you calling me close-minded made my day! See look, another¿ sarcastic remark! Jesus, where do you live, France?

No, Luxembourg.

First of¿ all, I didn't start this ass-licking backlash. Dear old Sam¿ called me a buttocks-licker for agreeing with what's her name.¿ So, I looked up something he agreed with you earlier and I¿ called it ass-licking! I'm replying to a negative post from Sam¿ with one of my own.
Get it, genius? This isn't too hard for you,¿ is it?
Huuuuuuh??? Duhhhhhhh???? Whut????????

Good, so get a clue!

Ah yes, Clue. I love that board game! I SHOULD rebuy it! Thank you for the suggestion!

"Ms. Peacock killed Col. Mustard with a wrench in the lobby..."

[Suzanne]

> personally, i think you have a valid point and since your cd¿ collection practically mirrors mine i have to say cheers and¿ hope to see you at a suede show

..of course, you'd never admit to that Debbie Gibson album lurking under your mattress.....


*sigh* (http://home1.gte.net/suzsch/index.htm)

[Suzanne]

¿ if you have any taste in music you don't put Offspring or @#!!!¿ like that in your cd collection.. if you don't beleive me read¿ the lyrics off of ANY SMITHS Or Morrissey CD then read Offspring¿ Lyrics...

I liked their first song before they remade it and called it "pretty fly for a white guy"¿then tell me is there any connection>???

Kevin Bacon covered both of their songs.




I'm 24 and finally now have a naked man in my room! Why I'm on a computer talking to you, who knows? (http://home1.gte.net/suzsch/index.htm)

[Paul]

> No dear, YOU are!

Thanks! You said it, I didn't.¿ Gee, why aren't there more people like you¿ So are you telling me to go blow my brains out? You're a¿ sweetie.

Only if it pleases you.¿ "Oh¿ HOW @#!!! ING DARE YOU CALL ME A PHONEY!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN¿ KNOW ME SO GET THE @#!!! OVER IT!!!!!

I know you're a big fake! There, you dared me, so I'll say it again!
PHONY, PHONY, PHONY!¿ and type in nice responses instead of¿ YOU'VE DRAWN THE @#!!! ING LINE HERE! MY BEST FRIEND JUST¿ HAPPENS TO BE A VERY SUICIDAL PERSON! THAT'S A @#!!! ING CRUEL¿ THING TO TELL ME!!!

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! Whatever. My frog's suicidal, got any advice?¿ Now, does that sound ass-licking¿ Look, I'm sorry if you hate me but I was just attempting to¿ offer my viewpoint, and i did find your attitude to be quite¿ closed minded. I used to have an attitude like yours, but i¿ outgrew it.

Looks like it's the other way around here, my dear. Oh my, contradiction can be such a back-stabber. You're just a goody-goody.
I don't hate you, you're just a kiss-ass, that's all.¿ How old are you anyway, 13??????

Actually, 12, but you're off by just one year! Your royal higness, you're good at guessing ages too, ya big PHONY! I'd rather be 13 than a big fake like you! Oh no, here comes another furious remark from the old Spinster! KABBOOOM! Come on, more expletives, I love it! I'd love to hear more of your extremely mature remarks Spinsty!

[Paul]

Good, anger, I can feel your anger! Now, join me and together we can rule the galaxy as PAULY and PHONY! Come to the darkside! It is your destiny!¿ What's sarcasm? And quit calling me that! I'm not the Messiah!!¿ No, Luxembourg.

Oh dear, now I can see why you're so PHONY! I need to absorb your sweet, extreme liberalism.¿ First of¿ Get it, genius? This isn't too hard for you,¿ Huuuuuuh??? Duhhhhhhh???? Whut????????¿ Good, so get a clue!¿ Ah yes, Clue. I love that board game! I SHOULD rebuy it! Thank¿ you for the suggestion!¿ "Ms. Peacock killed Col. Mustard with a wrench in the¿ lobby..."

[Spinster]

> Good, anger, I can feel your anger! Now, join me and together we¿ can rule the galaxy as PAULY and PHONY! Come to the darkside! It¿ is your destiny!

Just for a while, dear. Then, when you least expect it, I shall overthrow you and become the sole supreme ruler of the PHONEY, extreme liberals. I mean, I'd do a much better job than you, right?¿ Oh dear, now I can see why you're so PHONY! I need to absorb¿ your sweet, extreme liberalism.

Yes, and now I command you to go hug that tree over there!
( Paul, in his zombified, hypnotic state, walks over to said tree:
Spinster, the evil supreme leader of the left wing universe, then kicks his little behind, causing him to fall face forward into the dirt. Spinster breaks out into her characteristicly sinister laughter.)

[Spinster]

> Thanks! You said it, I didn't.

Hey no sweat.¿ Only if it pleases you.

No, I'd prefer to stick around and make your life miserable.¿ I know you're a big fake! There, you dared me, so I'll say it¿ again!¿ PHONY, PHONY, PHONY!

BALONEY, BALONEY, BALONEY!!!¿ OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! Whatever. My frog's suicidal, got any advice?

Take him to a therapist.¿ Looks like it's the other way around here, my dear. Oh my,¿ contradiction can be such a back-stabber. You're just a¿ goody-goody.

See, that wrong. Because I DO drink!!! And I DO smoke!! What DON'T I do???¿ I don't hate you, you're just a kiss-ass, that's all.

And you're a psychotic, but I don't hate you for it.¿ Actually, 12, but you're off by just one year! Your royal¿ higness, you're good at guessing ages too, ya big PHONY! I'd¿ rather be 13 than a big fake like you! Oh no, here comes another¿ furious remark from the old Spinster! KABBOOOM! Come on, more¿ expletives, I love it! I'd love to hear more of your extremely¿ mature remarks Spinsty!

Okay! Stay tuned!

[Paula]

> See, that wrong. Because I DO drink!!! And I DO smoke!! What¿ DON'T I do???

Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside

:)

[Paul]

> Just for a while, dear. Then, when you least expect it, I shall¿ overthrow you and become the sole supreme ruler of the PHONEY,¿ extreme liberals. I mean, I'd do a much better job than you,¿ right?

Who knows? I wouldn't kill off all of the extreme left-wingers like you. I'd just spank your silly, little bottoms until you cry for mommy. Also, I'll have a cheesy music history month where all of the worthless music out there (ahem, you know Morrisette, Offspring, Everclear, etc., etc...) will be burned in a huge bonfire and everyone will have to chant, "OONGA, OONGA, close-minded monkeys of the world, unite and take over!"¿ Yes, and now I command you to go hug that tree over there!¿ ( Paul, in his zombified, hypnotic state, walks over to said¿ tree:¿ Spinster, the evil supreme leader of the left wing universe,¿ then kicks his little behind, causing him to fall face forward¿ into the dirt. Spinster breaks out into her characteristicly¿ sinister laughter.)

Haw, haw. Pretty funny, actually. Oh my, we are getting into quite a spat here. But before you kick my little behind (it's quite big, really) I, Darth Paul, shall slice your hand off with my light saber and throw your worthless behind into the poop chutes of Darth Paul City. I will not break out into laughter, but of tears of joy. I still don't hate you, though! Yes, I can feel your anger, your hate. You are slowly, but surely, coming over to the dark side. May the fart be with you!

[Paul]

> Hey no sweat.¿ No, I'd prefer to stick around and make your life miserable.

But, you make my life enjoyable, not miserable, in seeing how bonkers you go over little old me. It actually is quite flattering.¿ BALONEY, BALONEY, BALONEY!!!

OSCAR MAYER, OSCAR MAYER, OSCAR MAYER! They usually make excellent baloney.¿ Take him to a therapist.

Actually, the therapist made him even more depressed. Now he's thinking about hopping from the Washington Monument. What to do?¿ See, that wrong. Because I DO drink!!! And I DO smoke!! What¿ DON'T I do???

"See, that wrong!?" OOM, me Tarzan. She Jane. Him Boy. That Cheetah. "So, you am say that drinking be bad, smoking no good. OOM, Tarzan am find that be conformism!" AWWWWAWAAAAAAAWAAWWWWWAAAA!¿ And you're a psychotic, but I don't hate you for it.

I love you too, you overreacting witch, you!¿ Okay! Stay tuned!

Same Pauly time! Same Pauly Channel! I can't wait!

[Fabricio]

the correct spell is morissette...

i am the first to say that my morissette & imbruglia fixation begins to be stupid... i'll return to my anterior fixation to teresa salgueiro...¿ Who knows? I wouldn't kill off all of the extreme left-wingers¿ like you. I'd just spank your silly, little bottoms until you¿ cry for mommy. Also, I'll have a cheesy music history month¿ where all of the worthless music out there (ahem, you know¿ Morrisette, Offspring, Everclear, etc., etc...) will be burned¿ in a huge bonfire and everyone will have to chant, "OONGA,¿ OONGA, close-minded monkeys of the world, unite and take¿ over!"¿ Haw, haw. Pretty funny, actually. Oh my, we are getting into¿ quite a spat here. But before you kick my little behind (it's¿ quite big, really) I, Darth Paul, shall slice your hand off with¿ my light saber and throw your worthless behind into the poop¿ chutes of Darth Paul City. I will not break out into laughter,¿ but of tears of joy. I still don't hate you, though! Yes, I can¿ feel your anger, your hate. You are slowly, but surely, coming¿ over to the dark side. May the fart be with you!

[Spinster]

> Who knows? I wouldn't kill off all of the extreme left-wingers¿ like you. I'd just spank your silly, little bottoms until you¿ cry for mommy.

That sounds kinda kinky to me!

Also, I'll have a cheesy music history month¿ where all of the worthless music out there (ahem, you know¿ Morrisette, Offspring, Everclear, etc., etc...) will be burned¿ in a huge bonfire and everyone will have to chant, "OONGA,¿ OONGA, close-minded monkeys of the world, unite and take¿ over!"

And don't forget; "Death to all the idiots who dare have the audacity to like other types of music outside of British indie rock!"¿ Haw, haw. Pretty funny, actually. Oh my, we are getting into¿ quite a spat here. But before you kick my little behind (it's¿ quite big, really) I, Darth Paul, shall slice your hand off with¿ my light saber and throw your worthless behind into the poop¿ chutes of Darth Paul City. I will not break out into laughter,¿ but of tears of joy. I still don't hate you, though! Yes, I can¿ feel your anger, your hate. You are slowly, but surely, coming¿ over to the dark side. May the fart be with you!

Don't forget, I will somehow survive, obtain a bionic arm, and eventually overthrow you and your kingdom. Just don't tell me you're my father, though!

May the Schwartz be with you!!!!!!

[Spinster]

> Subtle innuendos follow¿ There must be something inside¿ :)

Aw, drinking and smoking is just about as rebellious as I get! I'm pretty boring, actually.

Hey, are those lyrics to a song, Paula? I think they might be but I'm not sure. :)

[Spinster]

> But, you make my life enjoyable, not miserable, in seeing how¿ bonkers you go over little old me. It actually is quite¿ flattering.

Anything for you, babe! Nice to know my left -wing hobby of trying to make this world a better place and bring happiness to the lives of others is paying off after all! VIVA ACTIVISM!¿ OSCAR MAYER, OSCAR MAYER, OSCAR MAYER! They usually make¿ excellent baloney.

Yes, "savor the flavor", and try not to think of the horse testicles they put into it (OOPS! Let that one slip out!)!!!!
Actually, I'm not a vegetarian, so there I go contradicting myself again! It ain't easy being perfect!!¿ Actually, the therapist made him even more depressed. Now he's¿ thinking about hopping from the Washington Monument. What to do?

Hmmmm.....as you are the frog's legal guardian, you should probably institutionalize him. It's a hard decision, I know, but just think of the favor you'll be doing society.¿ "See, that wrong!?" OOM, me Tarzan. She Jane. Him Boy.¿ That Cheetah. "So, you am say that drinking be bad, smoking¿ no good. OOM, Tarzan am find that be conformism!"¿ AWWWWAWAAAAAAAWAAWWWWWAAAA!

Actually, smoking be non-conformisinm, because much bad press out there about smokers and tobacco companies!¿ I love you too, you overreacting witch, you!

EHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! *SMOOCH!!* *HUG!!!* Wanna go for a ride on my broom, baybee!?¿ Same Pauly time! Same Pauly Channel! I can't wait!

....On Channel 00!!!!!

[Paula]

> Hey, are those lyrics to a song, Paula? I think they might be¿ but I'm not sure. :)

Pardon? Lyrics to a song? Nah I just made it up >:)

Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side

[Paul]

> That sounds kinda kinky to me!

Really? You naughty little cheeky monkey! Are you looking at my bum?¿ Also, I'll have a cheesy music history month¿ And don't forget; "Death to all the idiots who dare have¿ the audacity to like other types of music outside of British¿ indie rock!"

My, my, poor child. Never said anything about British indie rock, you naive little twit. "ALL TYPES OF MUSIC OUTSIDE OF GOOD ROCK!" There, that's better.¿ Don't forget, I will somehow survive, obtain a bionic arm, and¿ eventually overthrow you and your kingdom. Just don't tell me¿ you're my father, though!

Been playing a lot of Dungeons & Dragons, eh? Your father? Oh, you mean your mom's brother. No wonder you sound so retarded with all of your wild fantasies about overthrowing me. Over little old me? Again very flattered, Spinsty.¿ May the Schwartz be with you!!!!!!

Je t'aime aussi, mon chien!

[Paul]

> Anything for you, babe! Nice to know my left -wing hobby of¿ trying to make this world a better place and bring happiness to¿ the lives of others is paying off after all! VIVA ACTIVISM!

Actually, all of this goody-goody behavior should be making the world sick. A dark side can have many attributes. Take Kathie Lee for example!¿ Yes, "savor the flavor", and try not to think of the¿ horse testicles they put into it (OOPS! Let that one slip¿ out!)!!!!¿ Actually, I'm not a vegetarian, so there I go contradicting¿ myself again! It ain't easy being perfect!!

Actually, horse testicles taste quite well, also. You mean it isn't easy for me being perfect. I mean, you are the one who told me this. Hey, why not go along with it? Sad, that incestuous encounter your mother had with her brother must've really destroyed what few reaming brain cells you have. A pity, really.¿ Hmmmm.....as you are the frog's legal guardian, you should¿ probably institutionalize him. It's a hard decision, I know, but¿ just think of the favor you'll be doing society.¿ Actually, smoking be non-conformisinm, because much bad press¿ out there about smokers and tobacco companies!

Of course, it's not an image thing with you, is it? Well crap! Why did I call you a phony in the first place? Oh, that's right, because you are a big phony in real life. I know, HOW DARE I?!¿ EHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! *SMOOCH!!* *HUG!!!* Wanna go for a ride¿ on my broom, baybee!?

Well, it's got great mileage and it won't damage the ozone as much! So, that must please your tree-hugging old self. Plus, I 'm afraid I won't have enough gas money to give. Oh, silly me! Paul, you're saying you're evil and you're cheap! Now you know that's going to help out good old Spinderella's cause there.¿ ....On Channel 00!!!!!

No, it's really channel 666. You know, because I'm so psychotic and all. Man, these DSS satellites have so many channels!

[Spinster]

> Really? You naughty little cheeky monkey! Are you looking at my¿ bum?

No, I can't even see it I'm vomiting so violently!¿ My, my, poor child. Never said anything about British indie¿ rock, you naive little twit. "ALL TYPES OF MUSIC OUTSIDE OF¿ GOOD ROCK!" There, that's better.

Naive???? Child???? That's a funny thing for a 12 year old to call me!¿ Been playing a lot of Dungeons & Dragons, eh? Your father?¿ Oh, you mean your mom's brother.

Oh, so you're NOT my father! Whew! *BIG sigh of relief!!! *
Glad Mom had some sense after all!!!

No wonder you sound so retarded¿ with all of your wild fantasies about overthrowing me.

Hmmmm...retarded? Possibly. Yet I'm still so much smarter than you! At least I can go to the bathroom by myself, stinky ass!!!! Wipe that thing already!!! Because , you see, my "ass-licking" days are over!!

Over¿ little old me? Again very flattered, Spinsty.

Makes your year, don't it????¿ Je t'aime aussi, mon chien!

LOVE me????? I know you do!!!
Why else do you keep replying??? HUH?? HUH???

[Spinster]

> Actually, all of this goody-goody behavior should be making the¿ world sick. A dark side can have many attributes. Take Kathie¿ Lee for example!

Well see, that is my ultimate plan. To make the world sick with my sickening phoney sweetness, for I hate the world so.¿ Actually, horse testicles taste quite well, also.

Why am I not surprised that that is your favorite cuisine??

You mean it¿ isn't easy for me being perfect. I mean, you are the one who¿ told me this.

Yes, but you told me FIRST, dear.

Hey, why not go along with it?

Nah.....

Sad, that¿ incestuous encounter your mother had with her brother must've¿ really destroyed what few reaming brain cells you have. A pity,¿ really.

ream (vb): to enlarge, shape, or clear with a reamer.(The Merriam-Webster Dictonary)

Is that what you mean, Einstein??? REAM!?!? Or did you mean REMAINING???? You know, if you want to make yourself look smarter than me, at LEAST use spell-check, okay??? And why do you keep bringing up the subject of incest??? You MUST have a fixation with your sister!!! Gross!!!!!¿ Of course, it's not an image thing with you, is it? Well crap!¿ Why did I call you a phony in the first place? Oh, that's right,¿ because you are a big phony in real life. I know, HOW DARE I?!

Because you like to walk on the wild side, pal. And you have every right to. After all, you do possess those supernatural powers to where you can see me behind a computer screen.¿ Well, it's got great mileage and it won't damage the ozone as¿ much! So, that must please your tree-hugging old self.

Actually, broomsticks are made of wood and twigs. I think those may come from TREES....hmmmm.....
Har!!!! GOTCHA AGAIN!!!!!

Plus, I¿ 'm afraid I won't have enough gas money to give. Oh, silly me!¿ Paul, you're saying you're evil and you're cheap! Now you know¿ that's going to help out good old Spinderella's cause there.

Ah, you're evil AND cheap!!! That won't land you any dates, pal!! And I can overthrow the world on my own, thank you very much. As an ultra-liberal witch-woman of the 90's, I don't need a man's help!¿ No, it's really channel 666. You know, because I'm so psychotic¿ and all. Man, these DSS satellites have so many channels!

Ah yes, Channel Satan. I have it on right now!! I must say, your talk show is pretty good so far. Nice conversation you're having with your best friend, Marylin Manson! Oh...wait...WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? MY GOD!!! You're LICKING HIS ASS ON TV!!!! Well, I understand. You gotta compete with Jerry Springer, after all.