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Betty
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Hello. I am here to tell you about something that you probably don't think about very often. But I do. Vaginas. Vaginas are special. Not everyone can have a vagina. Only some people do. Only the best people have vaginas.
A vagina is a wonderful and miraculous thing. The wonderful shapes, colors, and odors...the breathtaking juices...vaginas are a gift to us. This cannot be denied. Vaginas are the portals through which all of us who were not caesarian births have passed to see the light of day for the very first time. I think that this is true for people from the UK, too. But they may call this process something different. They may call vaginas something different, too.
The most wondrous and special thing about the vagina is its extreme elasticity. A vagina can expand to the girth of a bowling ball. This is true. I have not made it up.
If you have a vagina, you should cleanse it regularly, but very gently. If you do not have a vagina, you probably have a girlfriend who has a vagina and you should cleanse her vagina regularly, but very gently.
Take some time to appreciate the special vagina that you have in your life today.
PS ~ There is a boy who comes here. He is around 15 years old. I think his name is David Tree. He makes my vagina moist because he is around 15 years old. If he reads this, he should email me privately.
A vagina is a wonderful and miraculous thing. The wonderful shapes, colors, and odors...the breathtaking juices...vaginas are a gift to us. This cannot be denied. Vaginas are the portals through which all of us who were not caesarian births have passed to see the light of day for the very first time. I think that this is true for people from the UK, too. But they may call this process something different. They may call vaginas something different, too.
The most wondrous and special thing about the vagina is its extreme elasticity. A vagina can expand to the girth of a bowling ball. This is true. I have not made it up.
If you have a vagina, you should cleanse it regularly, but very gently. If you do not have a vagina, you probably have a girlfriend who has a vagina and you should cleanse her vagina regularly, but very gently.
Take some time to appreciate the special vagina that you have in your life today.
PS ~ There is a boy who comes here. He is around 15 years old. I think his name is David Tree. He makes my vagina moist because he is around 15 years old. If he reads this, he should email me privately.