Mozzer fans in New York?

[Rus]

I'm coming over to New York on 30/1 for 3 nights. Can anyone suggest any decent bars, clubs, etc. Anything thats got an Indie type feel or any gigs that are worth going to over those few days. Coming over on my own so any suggestions will be really appreciated. Cheers, Rus

[Mr.Improper PIMP to the NHLPA]

Indie type in new york???? are you kidding me??? that(like L.A.) is one of the biggest pretentious cities/states in the fuckin country. They are the so called "innovators' of everyfuckin thing........they suck.......Most of the shit they think they've "innovated" is shit thats already been done.

[That Bitch]

Again, Pimp, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about, dumb dumb. LA is pretentious as fuck. If you aint a celeb in LA, you aint shit. NYC is the bomb baby. Name one fucking cool club in LA? Great, too bad you can't get in there numbscull. In bed by 2am vs. The City That Never Sleeps. Wa-Wa-Wa, I'm so tired. Boo hoo. There's nowhere to go now, so I guess we will just sculk on home or go to some really shitty "after hours party."

You lose again.

[Mr.Improper PIMP to the NHLPA]

Actually dickface i dont "lose at anything"....BOTH nyc and la are pretentious as fuck(as you call it)...name one good club in L.A.hmmm...got me there...I go to a club from time to time on sundays where they play good 80's music called beat it. I have a friend who lives in manhattan,he used to work in clubs,and he said they aint that great. as for Ny being "the city that never sleeps" thats true if you're a thief in NYC...when was the last time someone got mugged in LA??? and dont worry,Im not crying over anything fuckstain..... I dont frequent clubs enough to be a connoisouire of them like apparently you are. Most of the cluibs in ny,you cant get the fuck into your damn self,so id shut it the fuckity fuck up. I've forgotten more than you know anus. NYC is one of the shittiest states in the country...2,000 + bucks for a fuckin shed of an apartment??? they must all be on crack there??? They need to be imploded not rented..... Plus,the same holds true about "if you're not a celeb you wont get in" in NYC as it does in la.......Problem is...most of these "celebs" you boast about...dont know dick about good clubs anyways...why??? they're just as pretentious as the cities i said.

What the fuck does j-ho justin shitberlake and any other ass clown celeb know about "good clubs in NYC?????" not a goddamned thing....so dont take the dick out of your mouth unless i tell you to ok?????

[Mr.Improper PIMP to the NHLPA]

Besides......I have a fuckin lifey life...I dont waste money and hours of my life going to "clubs". I dont need or want to. Nothing wrong with frequenting clubsmind you,unless it becomes too "pretentious" or redundant.(hey-how bout that??) I just laugh everytime i hear some ass clown in LA shouting" aw man,they're doing it in NY...thats where it came from" no,it probably came from somewhere else,its just that NY and La are two of the most pretentious cities in the fuckin universe. This coming from a person where you you live in a state wher you shouldnt drive or own a car..... The subway systems there suck worse than your mom on a friday night......the sports teams there are just as shitty......the weather??? forget about it.

Dont EVER fuckin thnk you can win against the PIMP you cant.......its not a contest or anything,you just cant...nor wont.

La is one of the biggest fuckin pretentious cities in america too...we have shitty water...shitty clubs...pollution...a fuckin ass clown for a governor,too many pretentious fuckknuckles running around thinking that by buying a 4 dollar shirt, a 3 dollar pair of jeans and a 15 dollar"trucker" hat from some worthless clothing store,they "matter" and they "mean something" in this world by buying it......too many fuckin habeebs,too many fuckin douchebag celebs who think they can shit on people because of who they are,too many fuckin dumb ass cops here....so our city is by no means much better than yours. They both fuckin suck if you ask me....you didnt...but the best part is...i dont give a fuck about that...I can what i want,when i want to who I want how i want.......But L.A. is better than NYC for 2 main 3 main reasons:

1) not a fuckin yoshinoya in sight anywhere(not a good thing). If you expect morrissey to show up in your filthhole town,with people screaming"aaaaa....fuckin morrissey...ill break your fuckin head if you dont play dat dere boy racer fuckin song",then you need to get some yoshinoyas there double quick.

2)You dont have "the PIMP of the fuckin nation" living in your city........

3) and most importantly: morrissey doesnt live there..........

thats why you and your shitty chity dont matter...now be gone before they come and evict you or something...cocknozzle.

[thegurlnextdoor]

I think you all just need to calm down!

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> Actually dickface i dont "lose at anything"....BOTH nyc and la
> are pretentious as fuck(as you call it)...name one good club in
> L.A.hmmm...got me there...I go to a club from time to time on sundays
> where they play good 80's music called beat it. I have a friend who lives
> in manhattan,he used to work in clubs,and he said they aint that great. as
> for Ny being "the city that never sleeps" thats true if you're a
> thief in NYC...when was the last time someone got mugged in LA??? and dont
> worry,Im not crying over anything fuckstain..... I dont frequent clubs
> enough to be a connoisouire of them like apparently you are. Most of the
> cluibs in ny,you cant get the fuck into your damn self,so id shut it the
> fuckity fuck up. I've forgotten more than you know anus. NYC is one of the
> shittiest states in the country...2,000 + bucks for a fuckin shed of an
> apartment??? they must all be on crack there??? They need to be imploded
> not rented..... Plus,the same holds true about "if you're not a celeb
> you wont get in" in NYC as it does in la.......Problem is...most of
> these "celebs" you boast about...dont know dick about good clubs
> anyways...why??? they're just as pretentious as the cities i said.

> What the fuck does j-ho justin shitberlake and any other ass clown celeb
> know about "good clubs in NYC?????" not a goddamned thing....so
> dont take the dick out of your mouth unless i tell you to ok?????
NYC is the home of the Rangers, enough said! J-LO? what kind of NYer is engaged to a Red Sox fan? That's why Derek Jeter has her kicked out of all the cool clubs.
I think a Yoshinoya opened in Times Square.

[anonnymouse]

perhaps.....

[anonnymouse]

I'll Bet!

[Tony Soprano]

[Rus]

Right. I take that as a 'No' then, nice one, should have a booked a weekend in Salford