SEX!!

[GenderNectar]

Tee hee. Made you look. Here are some interesting facts for ya:

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women

make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which

makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering

dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses

the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that

romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and

tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable

than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins

into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you

with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually

active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called

pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages

saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid

that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release

the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

[mozzer130]

It can help combat ASTHMA and hay fever.

>

How true is this?

[Auntie T.]

> It can help combat ASTHMA and hay fever.

> How true is this?

Who cares... it's worth a try!

[I hate cats]

> Tee hee. Made you look. Here are some interesting facts for ya:

It was never meant for anyone outside of marriage!

[Lame]

[I hate born-again virgins]

> It was never meant for anyone outside of marriage!

Yep. You keep telling that to yourself while you're wacking off profusely.

[GenderNectar]

[Johnny]

> Tee hee. Made you look. Here are some interesting facts for ya:

> Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually
> active or not?

> 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women

> make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which

> makes hair shine and skin smooth.

> 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering

> dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses

> the pores and makes your skin glow.

> 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that

> romantic dinner.

> 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and

> tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable

> than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

> 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins

> into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you

> with a feeling of well-being.

> 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually

> active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called

> pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

> 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

> EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

> 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages

> saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid

> that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

> 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release

> the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

> 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

> antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

>

Nice to see you ae indulging in healthy passtimes T

This will help you combate the depression you will feel around about April 2004 when it finally sinks in that yet again Morrissey is side-stepping Canada on his latest tour,preferring to play a 3rd night at Portobello Town Hall instead

[GenderNectar]

> This will help you combate the depression you will feel around about April
> 2004 when it finally sinks in that yet again Morrissey is side-stepping
> Canada on his latest tour,preferring to play a 3rd night at Portobello
> Town Hall instead

:p

Ouch! That hurts. What did I ever do to you Johnny? *sobs*
If Moz doesn't come to Canada this time around, I will have a Morrissey collection up for sale shortly afterwards.

[Johnny]

> :p

> Ouch! That hurts. What did I ever do to you Johnny? *sobs*
> If Moz doesn't come to Canada this time around, I will have a Morrissey
> collection up for sale shortly afterwards.

Sorry T. You know I don't mean it. Well I didn't mean the part about your forthcoming depression.Obviously I did mean the part abount Morrissey not playing Canada.

Word on the street is that there is more chance of him playing China than Canada

[Shadowplay]

> Word on the street is that there is more chance of him playing China than
> Canada

Oh God i hope you're kidding. What did we ever do to him??????

[GenderNectar]

> Oh God i hope you're kidding. What did we ever do to him??????

I know! It's ridiculous. Perhaps it's because we have about 5 Latinos in all of Canada. He's prejudice! We're too white. Pfft.

[Hallahook]

> I know! It's ridiculous. Perhaps it's because we have about 5 Latinos in
> all of Canada. He's prejudice! We're too white. Pfft.

Just stalking your posts, because I am Hallahook......................................... .................................................. ............................with a "K".

[GenderNectar]

> Just stalking your posts, because I am
> Hallahook......................................... .................................................. ............................with
> a "K".

LOL!

Hey sweetie! Are you back on shore yet??

[Hallahook]

> LOL!

> Hey sweetie! Are you back on shore yet??

I am safely moored and back on shore. I'll be spending one last night on this thing, and then I'm driving home in the morning.

[GenderNectar]

> I am safely moored and back on shore. I'll be spending one last night on
> this thing, and then I'm driving home in the morning.

Yay! Welcome back. I'm glad you're home safe.
Speaking of adventures on the high seas, I was over at Darin's parents house last night and his step-brother John called. He's the one (he and his wife) that has been sailing around the world for 3 years straight. They just made it to Guadalupe. It took them 26 days. Yikes!
For Christmas, they decorated their boat with inside-out potato chip bags. LOL Did I give you the link to their website? You may find it interesting. http://ca.geocities.com/the_spartina/main/main.htm

P.S I forgot to scan your pictures last night. I'll try and remember tonight. Sorry.

[Auntie T.]

> I am safely moored and back on shore. I'll be spending one last night on
> this thing, and then I'm driving home in the morning.

Hey! Happy New Year... Are we going to be treated to more "pic o the day" for 2004? I'm Jonesin'...