STANLEY COOKE- i shall involve you in any fantasy i want and you cant stop me.

[ha ha. i dont know what youre talking about[shamefaced lies all of it]]

and why should you?

im very pretty.

much,MUCH prettier than you.

i just LIGHT UP the profiles page.

and oven gloves or no oven gloves,

ill think what i like:

oh, a damp wednesday evening in front of a plate full of chocolate digestives...
flickering tv in the corner of the room...
our hands touch briefly as i reach for the sugar...

and you gesture towards the stairs...

''what wonderful taste you have,is that real genuine paisley carpetting?''

oh it is!

it is!

girl drowning told me youve been on the town together...

on a forcourt perhaps...

anyway...

she confesses that you have a one hell of an ass.

[Stan Cooke]

I would happily form part of your fantasies my pretty litle cherub for as long as you like since your profile pic and witty prose suggests a heady concoction of looks, intelligence and an appreciation of the good things in life (I speak of paisley carpetting) very rarely exhibited by fans of morrissey.

however I have noticed a dark side to your character. A side which suggests all is not as it seems.

A zealous self appreciation and confidence is most attractive in a lady but such confidence must be reinforced in 'real life'. I have witnessed your merciless badgering of the defenceless souls on this board before deciding to add my thoughts.

I have provided a profile pic, apparently met with your approval and now even formed part of a fantasy but yet you find the leap into actually using my e-mail address a step too far.

Of course I am much more likely to afford an apparently lovely morrissey devotee such as yourself a much greater chance of snaring my attention than the throng of 500 leggy lovelies outside my window, but hiding behind the discussion board only either exposes you as a shy virginal farmers daughter unwilling to meet people in 'real life' or worse: A FRAUD!

Suspicions shall arise

where did you actually get those pics?

I have noticed you have been lying low lately

out of the public eye

and are you now propositioning me,

Michael Barrymore?

[yes,i am lying low. i have my reasons.]

i am concocting something heady.

yes,

right now im using the school computer....

but just you wait until i get back to my burrow...

oooh ill show you whos a virginal farmers daughter....