Pillow, please post a picture

[Mozfan a.k.a. Pillowfan]

It would make my life complete.

And

It's what the board is crying out for.

The lovely Mindy has, as a previous poster commented, thrown down the gauntlet, and now it's your turn! :-)

[someone who knows their spuds from their puds]

the unholy fog of psuedo-pornographic literature now lifts from morrissey solo,
enabling us all to breathe once more.

i strangled her myself with the plastic rings off a six pack of ale.

she will never trouble you or your loved ones again.

[Mozfan a.k.a.. Pillowfan]

it would make my life complete.

to see you sprawled naked

flesh so inviting

my manhood throbbing

your mouth open and waiting

for a special

so special

delivery

[slightly aroused]

that was a very nice poem.

i really could do with one of those every bed time.
having just returned from a drinking hole,
at the end of a less than perfect evening,
it was nice to read,

something thought provoking.

we shall see,
we shall see,

can i can i winkle her out,
from the crevice,
that she now resides in?

[Mozfan a.k.a.. Pillowfan]

manhood throbbing

testicles rising

vagina gaping

mouth panting

(and)

trickles of sweat upon your bottom

and my seed

spilling

forth

[slightly aroused]

tell me,

i look at yours...
you laugh at mine..

once i have compressed myself into a jpeg format,
where and how do i send it?

and its only fair,

that you must show me yours when ive showed you mine.

so tell me how to do it...