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Hi guys and gals, I just found this wonderful little piece of the innerwebs today and must say I am like a fat little bastard in a candy shop.

A little about me. I am 45 years old, single, still have my V card in tact in hopes that one day I will find a woman to give it to. I love The Smiths and Morrissey and consider myself one of the biggest fans in the state of North Carolina. I also enjoy anime and model trains, which my parents hate the anime but my father and I spend a couple hours an evening in my whore sister's old room we turned into Grand Morrissey Station working on our trains.
 
Hi guys and gals, I just found this wonderful little piece of the innerwebs today and must say I am like a fat little bastard in a candy shop.

A little about me. I am 45 years old, single, still have my V card in tact in hopes that one day I will find a woman to give it to. I love The Smiths and Morrissey and consider myself one of the biggest fans in the state of North Carolina. I also enjoy anime and model trains, which my parents hate the anime but my father and I spend a couple hours an evening in my whore sister's old room we turned into Grand Morrissey Station working on our trains.

Wow. What loser.
 
Hi guys and gals, I just found this wonderful little piece of the innerwebs today and must say I am like a fat little bastard in a candy shop.

A little about me. I am 45 years old, single, still have my V card in tact in hopes that one day I will find a woman to give it to. I love The Smiths and Morrissey and consider myself one of the biggest fans in the state of North Carolina. I also enjoy anime and model trains, which my parents hate the anime but my father and I spend a couple hours an evening in my whore sister's old room we turned into Grand Morrissey Station working on our trains.

You don't have to tell us you're a virgin AND into anime and trains...

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