Tribute Band Searching for a Morrissey

[Michelle]

'Morrissey' required for established Manchester / Yorkshire based Tribute Band.
Please forward this to anyone who might like to audition.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j75/FitzpatM/563670_2707230214943_1682443046_1684108_1619782914 _n.jpg

[Skylarker]

'Morrissey' required for established Manchester / Yorkshire based Tribute Band.
Please forward this to anyone who might like to audition.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j75/FitzpatM/563670_2707230214943_1682443046_1684108_1619782914 _n.jpg

Or, you know, you could just start an original group instead of pantomiming along to someone else's work.

[Anonymous]

Wow! Has Paul gone solo? This is big news! Do we have official confirmation of a split?

I wonder what he'll do next!

[Michelle]

Paul has just gone!

The rest of the band have put a lot of time and rehearsal into Viva Morrissey, only to be let down badly.
They just want to see if they get any decent response to the ad...if not, then they all have other successful bands/projects of their own anyway!

[SheGoat]

I hope it all works out. Although, myself and several others tried to warn you about this individual.

[nothappynotsad]

Wow! Has Paul gone solo? This is big news! Do we have official confirmation of a split?

I wonder what he'll do next!

How can an impersonator go solo? Is he going to start writing original material in character? LOL!

[cornelius blaze]

How can an impersonator go solo? Is he going to start writing original material in character? LOL!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/tumblr_ly312qF7gP1qeng5k.gif

Sounds about right. He is the Peter Campbell of Morrissey impersonators.

[Skylarker]

http://s16.postimage.org/ene3hgfpx/image.jpg

[cornelius blaze]

http://s16.postimage.org/ene3hgfpx/image.jpg

oh Christ. This is going to be interesting with the new anonymous posting!
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/tumblr_m2kt3eAuI81ql23g2o1_500.gif

[Skylarker]

oh Christ. This is going to be interesting with the new anonymous posting!


I'm-a shakin' in my Converse.

[Skylarker]

Cornelius, unrelatedly (except for your .gifs), I have to say that in my opinion, Sunday's episode was the first truly great one of Season 5.

The debut was decent and there have been some really good moments over the last few weeks but it has seemed like overall, since the show came back, the writers have been too concerned with introducing new blood; the stalwarts get less and less screentime and as a result the whole soup seemed a bit thin.

But I felt like episode 5 was a real return to form.

[nothappynotsad]

http://s16.postimage.org/ene3hgfpx/image.jpg

I would have loved to have seen this picture with the infant included! Too bad about that whole "not coming within 100ft of a minor" thing. :(

[Skylarker]

I would have loved to have seen this picture with the infant included! Too bad about that whole "not coming within 100ft of a minor" thing. :(

So many great possibilities for the title of his "solo" debut.

Years of Delusion...Years of Ridiculousness...Years of Amateur Hour...

[nothappynotsad]

So many great possibilities for the title of his "solo" debut.

Years of Delusion...Years of Ridiculousness...Years of Amateur Hour...

My bets on this:
http://oi42.tinypic.com/34pgrqq.jpg

[Skylarker]

My bets on this:
http://oi42.tinypic.com/34pgrqq.jpg

The full version of the cover pans out to show a huge dinner table towering over little Pretend Morrissey, with Real Morrissey sitting down to sup and considering throwing some scraps down Paul's way.

Poor Lazarus.

[Michelle]

For God's sake, all I did was post a genuine advertisement on to try to help some friends.
It had absolutely nothing to do with Paul. THE BAND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PAUL, so please stop being pathetic and leave my thread alone!

No bloody wonder Morrissey himself despises this site!

[Anonymous]

http://s16.postimage.org/ene3hgfpx/image.jpg

He's got wonky eyes.

[Skylarker]

For God's sake, all I did was post a genuine advertisement on to try to help some friends.
It had absolutely nothing to do with Paul. THE BAND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PAUL, so please stop being pathetic and leave my thread alone!

No bloody wonder Morrissey himself despises this site!

First of all, I genuinely wish you luck with your search. I can't speak for my friends, but I have nothing against your quest or your thread...as for me, personally, I just enjoy mocking Paul.

I will add, though, that of the myriad reasons Morrissey claims to dislike Solo, I'll bet that a few people on here making fun of his most delusional impersonator surely ain't one of 'em.

[Anonymous]

Would I actually have to behave and act like Moz though? I don't want to be fucking Stars In Their Eyes Matthew Kelly! ugh!

DAVIE, look at the pictures of Paul in this thread and I think you'll have your answer. Do yourself a favour, mate, and give these people a very wide berth. Even leaving aside his ridiculous appearance, you wouldn't want to be associated with anybody that had had any association with him. Use whatever talents you have to accomplish something more creative and constructive. Good luck.

[singmetosleep]

Can someone fill me on Paul's delusions. The couple of times I've met him he seemed OK. Just interested as I seem to have missed something.

[CrystalGeezer]

Maybe the delusion is someone pretending to be someone else? People do it all the time though...on the sidewalks of Vegas for drunk people though. A LOT of convincing Elvises when casino hopping. :p

[cornelius blaze]

For God's sake, all I did was post a genuine advertisement on to try to help some friends.
It had absolutely nothing to do with Paul. THE BAND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PAUL, so please stop being pathetic and leave my thread alone!

No bloody wonder Morrissey himself despises this site!

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[nothappynotsad]

Maybe the delusion is someone pretending to be someone else? People do it all the time though...on the sidewalks of Vegas for drunk people though. A LOT of convincing Elvises when casino hopping. :p

Excuse me! The plural term is "Elvi"! Thank you.

[Anonymous]

Hahaha,

So Pawl has succumbed to the haters then? I've heard he is bumming round the country with his girl/boyfriend and signing on the dole.

The scrounging fattie.

[Anonymous]

Hahaha,

So Pawl has succumbed to the haters then? I've heard he is bumming round the country with his girl/boyfriend and signing on the dole.

The scrounging fattie.

Yeah, home is a question mark. He just lives in hotels now.

[cornelius blaze]

So, the anonymous posting is working on the forums?

http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad250/baasaysthelamb/gifs%20and%20reaction%20imgs/tumblr_l820gkMN6Q1qcs2rc.gif

[Iona Mink]

So, the anonymous posting is working on the forums?

http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad250/baasaysthelamb/gifs%20and%20reaction%20imgs/tumblr_l820gkMN6Q1qcs2rc.gif

Do you long for these days?

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Don_a7b223_641051.gif

[cornelius blaze]

Do you long for these days?

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Don_a7b223_641051.gif

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/gifs/daffyducktumblr_l3fjqvo5Gt1qaw14to1_500.gif

[Anonymous]

It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate....

[cornelius blaze]

It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate....

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/tumblr_ln5l6hPH2i1qcxtqo.gif

[dave.jay1@ntlworld.com]

...I met this "Paul" that is spoken of here in Liverpool, the night The REAL morrissey walked/sulked off-stage...he should have jumped the feckin' barriers and got onstage and sang with the band!! ...I also found Paul to be an OK chap...

[Anonymous]

'Morrissey' required for established Manchester / Yorkshire based Tribute Band.
Please forward this to anyone who might like to audition.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j75/FitzpatM/563670_2707230214943_1682443046_1684108_1619782914 _n.jpg


What are the requirements?

[AndySX200]

Ive seen them @ Stourbridge RRs a few times they were F'#'ing ACE !!. And that Paul person your on about seemed like a bloody nice bloke. I only go out past 9 o clock when theres a smiths/moz trib in town ( tried to see the real one at symphony hall but didnt have £300 quid to spend on ebay) and i havnt been out for ages.........I'd apply meself, but im a few miles from the North.....