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Mozza220559
September 11, 2011, 07:51 PM
Hi there! Seeing as each thread is rapidly scraping the barrel each day on here I figured I'd post the most awful, rude, idiotic thread, woo!

Vote now!

PS, this is erect too, not flaccid

Pictures and diagrams are welcome as well as profane comments!
!Viva Hate!
September 11, 2011, 09:02 PM
A small penis would certainly explain his 30 years of mopiness...
kyleleonard
September 11, 2011, 11:04 PM
Mozza, never fail to impress!
CrystalGeezer
September 11, 2011, 11:35 PM
I went Emperor. I bet it's not too big, but big enough to get the job done. Hey-ooooh!

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/2929362_f120.jpg
nothappynotsad
September 12, 2011, 12:52 AM
I went Emperor. I bet it's not too big, but big enough to get the job done. Hey-ooooh!

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/2929362_f120.jpg

I'm pretty sure you just hurt Viva's feelings. What exactly do you mean, too big? Hey-o!
!Viva Hate!
September 12, 2011, 12:54 AM
I'm pretty sure you just hurt Viva's feelings. What exactly do you mean, too big? Hey-o!

I don't know what you mean...I'm Willem Dafoe, bitch.
nothappynotsad
September 12, 2011, 12:55 AM
I don't know what you mean...I'm Willem Dafoe, bitch.

We know you are, dear. Congratulations, per usual.
!Viva Hate!
September 12, 2011, 12:56 AM
We know you are, dear. Congratulations, per usual.

I think you're the one who should be getting congratulated...
nothappynotsad
September 12, 2011, 12:57 AM
I think you're the one who should be getting congratulated...
Come, let us celebrate with pizza and too much Dr. Pepper!
!Viva Hate!
September 12, 2011, 12:59 AM
Come, let us celebrate with pizza and too much Dr. Pepper!

Should we really do those three things in that order, dear?
Girl-with-the-Thorn
September 12, 2011, 09:27 PM
Mozza, never fail to impress!

High praise for her, coming from the man who created the now infamous (?) "Would you let Morrissey give you anal?" thread. :D
Skylarker
September 13, 2011, 04:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8
CrystalGeezer
September 13, 2011, 03:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

THANK YOU FOR THIS!! The other day I was lazing around in bed and caught the last ten minutes of this episode, it's the one where he's on the ski lift with the super jewey girl who couldn't be with a man past sundown and she jumped off the stuck ski lift. This was the final scene and I didn't get it, why it was funny the phone was ringing in her stomach? :squiffy: It was in her huge vagina! :D
CrystalGeezer
September 13, 2011, 07:08 PM
http://onethirtybpm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Morrissey-Swords.jpg
leedoggpimp
September 13, 2011, 10:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7VpJRT_7t8
Raphael Lambach
September 16, 2011, 02:23 AM
Smaller than mine