94 Mtv signing with Jake

[roky]

This was probably posted before, but I have never seen it.
Moz and Jake

http://www.mtvmusic.com/artist/morrissey/videos/366109/morrissey_maniac_1994

[alek2702]

Never seen it before, great find.

[Amy]

"This video is unavailable from your location" :(. Is there any way Brits can see it?

[Raphael Lambach]

I'm in Brazil and I'm able to watch it.

[Kewpie]

I'm in Brazil and I'm able to watch it.

Lucky devil. :(

[Raphael Lambach]

Is this girl here?

[sad veiled bride]

And so this is Jake...I expected he was much more charming!

[Raphael Lambach]

And so this is Jake...I expected he was much more charming!

Have you never seen Jake before?

[alek2702]

And so this is Jake...I expected he was much more charming!

Didn't Morrissey have a thing for 'tough kids'?;)

[Raphael Lambach]

And so this is Jake...I expected he was much more charming!

You can see Jake on this photo too:
http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=2009&mode=search

http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=1656&mode=search

[alek2702]

and here:
http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/data/media/24/mozbelly.jpg

[Raphael Lambach]

and here:
http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/data/media/24/mozbelly.jpg

I'm not sure if it's Jake's belly.

[kissmyshadestoo]

Nice video.

[alek2702]

I'm not sure if it's Jake's belly.
It's Jake in all the other shirtless/fake tatoo photos, so I suppose it's him in this one too.

[RorschachAndProzac]

You can see Jake on this photo too:
http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=2009&mode=search

I've never seen this one, Morrissey looks rather attractive it must be said...

[Raphael Lambach]

It's Jake in all the other shirtless/fake tatoo photos, so I suppose it's him in this one too.

D'you believe that one in the The More you ignore's back cover is also Jake?

[murder and desire]

I've never seen this one, Morrissey looks rather attractive it must be said...

How comes you can view it and I can't

[alek2702]

D'you believe that one in the The More you ignore's back cover is also Jake?

yeah, I always thought it was him.

[RorschachAndProzac]

How comes you can view it and I can't

The video? I can't see it, I was talking about the photo.

[Gregor Samsa]

Oh, the hair, the sideburns, the jewelery, the clothes... Moz, how I adore thee.

[sad veiled bride]

You can see Jake on this photo too:
http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=2009&mode=search

http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=1656&mode=search

Thank you!! :) I had never seen Jake before, except his(?) belly in the sweet belly photo. But I made lots of phantasies about M and him, anyway :blushing:

[Soil Falling Over]

D'you believe that one in the The More you ignore's back cover is also Jake?

can't find the back cover online -- anyone have a scan?

[modrevolve]

Wow..Morrissey right next to the Bee Girl :lbf:

[silentandgrey]

can't find the back cover online -- anyone have a scan?
http://vulgarpicture.com/images/morrissey/hi/1994/hi_1994_themoreyouignore12_2.jpg

[Happy Maudlin]

What a lovely video. Morrissey and his fans are the best. Who is Jake by the way?

[sad veiled bride]

What a lovely video. Morrissey and his fans are the best. Who is Jake by the way?

The best friend who used to have breakfast in bed with him and to draw swallows on his neck. So romantic.

[roky]

Thank you!! :) I had never seen Jake before, except his(?) belly in the sweet belly photo. But I made lots of phantasies about M and him, anyway :blushing:

The promo cover of TMYIMTCIG is Morrissey and Jake in the mirror.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a308/jasonwillis/Morrissey-The-More-You-Igno-25489.jpg

[Tingle3]

What a lovely video. Morrissey and his fans are the best. Who is Jake by the way?

Oh and he's rather erroneously credited with the "Imperfect List" used at the M in Manchester/ 2004 gigs

[dicartwright]

Can anyone please youtube this?
Or anything that allows me to download it

please?

[hand in glove]

That was a great video. Thanks for posting it. Made me cry!

[KenzieW]

Jake is handsome!:horny:

[sistasheila]

Oh and he's rather erroneously credited with the "Imperfect List" used at the M in Manchester/ 2004 gigs

its actually not an error according to this
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=83728&highlight=jake

@ kenzie
well the years gone by had been good to him
in recent i saw of him pics he looked(in my opinion) much better than in the 90ties
edit, 12 th of january: forgot the link to the newer pics
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=110823&page=2&highlight=jake

[King Leer]

Had never seen this video either -- thanks for that. I was expecting it to be the Philadelphia Tower Records in-store signing (also for Vauxhall, also with Jake at his side). Morrissey's style at this point in his career is absolutely perfect (and timeless) IMO. Still determined to find the same 1oz silver pendant one of these days.

Here is the Philly clip. In the bit where Jake "the minder" gets slapped on the back by store security you can see how slight he is -- he almost gets knocked off his feet, hah.

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Here's Morrissey's first ever London in-store, again for Vauxhall. Jake is bobbled between a tall fan and Moz at the start of the clip.

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And last is a quaint news clip from '92 of a record store signing in Houston, TX. No Jake in Morrissey's life yet. Simpler times, yes?

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[myboyracer]

Very emotional. Nice video.

[Barking]

That was a great video. Thanks for posting it. Made me cry!

Me too! With laughter.
If only I had seen and known earlier...:rolleyes: Ah well, silly jealous youth. :) I suppose it was an experience...

Who knows, maybe Jake has grown up a bit too! ;)

Oh God. The kissing the poster bit takes the biscuit!:laughing:

[KenzieW]

its actually not an error according to this
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=83728&highlight=jake

@ kenzie
well the years gone by had been good to him
in recent i saw of him pics he looked(in my opinion) much better than in the 90ties
edit, 12 th of january: forgot the link to the newer pics
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=110823&page=2&highlight=jake

Oooh, he is still handsome!

[Raphael Lambach]

But there're no two Jake. Owen is Walters - it's the same guy.

[DAVIE]

Can somebody give me a bit more info on this Jake please? Are they simply rumours that they were going out or is there solid proof?

[Emil]

Can somebody give me a bit more info on this Jake please?

He was Morrissey's boyfriend. What more do you need to know?

[DAVIE]

He was Morrissey's boyfriend. What more do you need to know?

I wanna see loads of proof

[Emil]

I wanna see loads of proof

I have a picture... :p

[Raphael Lambach]

I wanna see loads of proof

What do you understand for "proof"? If you're awaiting for a.. kiss... it wouldn't happen in front of everyone.

[DAVIE]

What do you understand for "proof"? If you're awaiting for a.. kiss... it wouldn't happen in front of everyone.

No, just evidence...Why should I believe it? It could be a shit rumour for all I know

[Emil]

No, just evidence...Why should I believe it? It could be a shit rumour for all I know

Because it's obvious. They lived together.

[DAVIE]

Because it's obvious. They lived together.

Where and for how long? :D

[Emil]

Where and for how long? :D

In Camden in the mid 90s. I don't know for how long but I've heard for a couple of months I think. Could have been longer. I don't know.

[DAVIE]

In Camden in the mid 90s. I don't know for how long but I've heard for a couple of months I think. Could have been longer. I don't know.

Well if I move in with Billy, does that instantly make me gay? :lbf:

[Raphael Lambach]

No, just evidence...Why should I believe it? It could be a shit rumour for all I know

Only the shots you all know. But tell me why would they not be lovers if Moz and Jake were on all places together and living at the same house?

[Emil]

Well if I move in with Billy, does that instantly make me gay? :lbf:

Yes! :p

[DAVIE]

Only the shots you all know. But tell me why would they not be lovers if Moz and Jake were on all places together and living at the same house?

Mehh best mates! Good ole' drinking buddies, I shall keep an open mind until Mr Morrissey makes a statement, which he won't :lbf:


Yes! :p

Bitch...Billy, I'm moving into yours to piss Emil off!

[Emil]

Mehh best mates! Good ole' drinking buddies, I shall keep an open mind until Mr Morrissey makes a statement, which he won't :lbf:

Does a man in his mid 30s move into a house with his best mate?


Bitch...Billy, I'm moving into yours to piss Emil off!

Why would that piss me off?

[DAVIE]

Does a man in his mid 30s move into a house with his best mate?



Why would that piss me off?

ayee! if Jake was in financial troubles and needed a rich mate to help out for a few months!

It would piss you off to know that weren't instantly a gay couple for living in the same house! I know blokes who share a house who aren't gay!

[Emil]

ayee! if Jake was in financial troubles and needed a rich mate to help out for a few months!

It would piss you off to know that weren't instantly a gay couple for living in the same house! I know blokes who share a house who aren't gay!

So you're saying that Morrissey was Jakes sugar daddy? :p

[alek2702]

So you're saying that Morrissey was Jakes sugar daddy? :p
:lbf: good one

[Raphael Lambach]

ayee! if Jake was in financial troubles and needed a rich mate to help out for a few months!

It would piss you off to know that weren't instantly a gay couple for living in the same house! I know blokes who share a house who aren't gay!

If you want to lie to yourself go ahead and keep believing in that.

[DAVIE]

So you're saying that Morrissey was Jakes sugar daddy? :p

You never know :lbf:


If you want to lie to yourself go ahead and keep believing in that.

Hey stop with the negative attitude...I'm open minded about it, as I said :)

[Raphael Lambach]

Hey stop with the negative attitude...I'm open minded about it, as I said :)

It's not negative, but of course Morrissey is gay, at least he's bi.

[DAVIE]

It's not negative, but of course Morrissey is gay, at least he's bi.

Hmm...Bi I can accept. I wish I could just believe Morrissey when he says celibate :lbf:

[Emil]

You never know :lbf:


Maybe Billy could be yours then? No, I'm just kidding.

[DAVIE]

Maybe Billy could be yours then? No, I'm just kidding.

Give me the green Billy...and I don't mean drugs :p

[Raphael Lambach]

Hmm...Bi I can accept. I wish I could just believe Morrissey when he says celibate :lbf:

He confirmed that this "celibate tale" was only a joke he had cracked upon the journalist. It's many years on.

[DAVIE]

He confirmed that this "celibate tale" was only a joke he had cracked upon the journalist. It's many years on.

True, I understood that :lbf:
I know that nobody can be really celibate or "asexual" :p

[Emil]

Give me the green Billy...and I don't mean drugs :p

Now you're talking.

[DAVIE]

Now you're talking.

Billy is a good friend, but I doubt he'd give me any money :lbf:

[Emil]

Billy is a good friend, but I doubt he'd give me any money :lbf:

Well, if you're a really good friend to him, you'll never know. :p

[DAVIE]

Well, if you're a really good friend to him, you'll never know. :p

:lbf: I hope your not suggesting anything

[Emil]

:lbf: I hope your not suggesting anything

No, I could never, I could never. :p

[Raphael Lambach]

No, I could never, I could never. :p

We're not suggesting anything about you...

[Tingle3]

its actually not an error according to this
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=83728&highlight=jake

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But it IS ACTUALLY an error or, if you will, a LIE according to Pete Wylie; and he should know. See:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?p=990879

[Mars_Rover]

But it IS ACTUALLY an error or, if you will, a LIE according to Pete Wylie; and he should know. See:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?p=990879

Really interesting, thanks. Wylie rather undercuts Josie's participation though, right? Saying she "only" did the words - it's a spoken word piece!

Still I hope he gets his co-writing credit and roylaties. Don't like to see anyone screwed over.

[RorschachAndProzac]

True, I understood that :lbf:
I know that nobody can be really celibate or "asexual" :p

Why on Earth couldn't somebody be celibate??

[DAVIE]

Why on Earth couldn't somebody be celibate??

Because men have willies and our needs have to be met....Women have "their bits" and their needs have to be met :D
There's not many celibate people in the world and I know why...because SEX IS AMAZING! People who don't do it are just simply virgins who are scared or people who have shagged complete ugly slags and cannot remove the image from their heads, mwhaha!

[Tingle3]

Really interesting, thanks. Wylie rather undercuts Josie's participation though, right? Saying she "only" did the words - it's a spoken word piece!

Still I hope he gets his co-writing credit and roylaties. Don't like to see anyone screwed over.

Hmm, I know what you're saying but I think the concept and writing the words and performing the backing are pretty important too - which appears to have been largely or entirely Pete Wylie. BTW it's a popular misconception that the woman speaking the words is Margi Clarke - as if she's the only Liverpuddlian woman!

[RorschachAndProzac]

Because men have willies and our needs have to be met....Women have "their bits" and their needs have to be met :D
There's not many celibate people in the world and I know why...because SEX IS AMAZING! People who don't do it are just simply virgins who are scared or people who have shagged complete ugly slags and cannot remove the image from their heads, mwhaha!

Oh I see. I wish I had the ability to see into other people's minds like you do.

[alek2702]

He confirmed that this "celibate tale" was only a joke he had cracked upon the journalist. It's many years on.

Using the "celibate" word might have been a joke, but he did say (in the "Importance..." documentary for example) that he never got much sex in the past.

[DAVIE]

Oh I see. I wish I had the ability to see into other people's minds like you do.

No I'm basing it on human instinct, luv

[not_me_not_I]

No I'm basing it on human instinct, luv

Not everyone is the same.
There are thousands of religious people (nuns, monks, lay people) who make a choice to be celibate and honour that vow. I'm not saying all people who make the vow honour it, but some do, so you can't say it's not a possible option.
And there are people that are asexual.

[Kewpie]

Using the "celibate" word might have been a joke, but he did say (in the "Importance..." documentary for example) that he never got much sex in the past.

You should read Dave Haslam's comment about Morrissey posted by Uncleskinny in here (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=103447/)

[DAVIE]

Not everyone is the same.
There are thousands of religious people (nuns, monks, lay people) who make a choice to be celibate and honour that vow. I'm not saying all people who make the vow honour it, but some do, so you can't say it's not a possible option.
And there are people that are asexual.

No...But I'm basing it on general humans!
They choose to ignore it, just like vegetarians ignore to eat meat...you simply just ignore it, but it's still not the norm...most humans have sex and most humans eat meat, simple as

[alek2702]

Because men have willies and our needs have to be met....Women have "their bits" and their needs have to be met :D
There's not many celibate people in the world and I know why...because SEX IS AMAZING! People who don't do it are just simply virgins who are scared or people who have shagged complete ugly slags and cannot remove the image from their heads, mwhaha!

How about simply being attracted to people who aren't necessarily interested in you? It happens, you know...

[RorschachAndProzac]

Not everyone is the same.
There are thousands of religious people (nuns, monks, lay people) who make a choice to be celibate and honour that vow. I'm not saying all people who make the vow honour it, but some do, so you can't say it's not a possible option.
And there are people that are asexual.

Thank you. The idea that there is no such thing as celibacy or asexuality is absolutely ridiculous.

[RorschachAndProzac]

No I'm basing it on human instinct, luv

Not everyone is the same. Some people have even managed to fully evolve. Others clearly haven't. 'Luv'.

[alek2702]

No...But I'm basing it on general humans!
They choose to ignore it, just like vegetarians ignore to eat meat...you simply just ignore it, but it's still not the norm...most humans have sex and most humans eat meat, simple as

Just because some behavior is more common, doesn't mean everyone is the same/ has the same needs.

[DAVIE]

How about simply being attracted to people who aren't necessarily interested in you? It happens, you know...

:confused:

I'm on about 99.9% of people wanting sex for one reason or another, there's very few celibate people/virgins in the world (adults)...what are you on about?

[alek2702]

--del

[RorschachAndProzac]

:confused:

I'm on about 99.9% of people wanting sex for one reason or another, there's very few celibate people/virgins in the world (adults)...what are you on about?

What are you about? How the hell would you know if somebody was celibate/a virgin or not? Do you seriously think they'd tell you?

'People who have shagged complete ugly slags and cannot remove the image from their heads' - This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

[Jackie London]

No...But I'm basing it on general humans!
They choose to ignore it, just like vegetarians ignore to eat meat...you simply just ignore it, but it's still not the norm...most humans have sex and most humans eat meat, simple as

Davie, you are disappointing me now. There is no such thing as a general human. The illusion that there is such a thing is the real opium of the people. Well, that and the illusion about the free will.

[DAVIE]

What are you about? How the hell would you know if somebody was celibate/a virgin or not? Do you seriously think they'd tell you?

'People who have shagged complete ugly slags and cannot remove the image from their heads' - This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

:D Are you a virgin? I'm guessing not if that avatar is you


Davie, you are disappointing me now. There is no such thing as a general human. The illusion that there is such a thing is the real opium of the people. Well, that and the illusion about the free will.

They don't call me Hitler Davie for nothing :D

[RorschachAndProzac]

:D Are you a virgin? I'm guessing not if that avatar is you

It is me. But a lady never tells. A gentleman wouldn't ask!

[Jackie London]

They don't call me Hitler Davie for nothing :D

You need to read more Zizek, luuuv!

[DAVIE]

It is me. But a lady never tells. A gentleman wouldn't ask!

Gentlemen have "evolved" since then and we ask :D
Hmm, I can see why you can't get a boyfriend...you need a chill out and find some kids to hang around with than hang around on a forum about Morrissey :p

[billy scissors]

Yes! :p


Maybe Billy could be yours then? No, I'm just kidding.

You better be, sunshine.Davie can move in with me anytime he wants,but criticize my curtains and hes out!

[RorschachAndProzac]

Gentlemen have "evolved" since then and we ask :D
Hmm, I can see why you can't get a boyfriend...you need a chill out and find some kids to hang around with than hang around on a forum about Morrissey :p

I'm surprised you've managed to 'shag' so many people. Do they enjoy being patronised? I don't hang around with 'kids'. That would be rather strange at 26. Hmm...I don't remember saying whether I have a boyfriend/girlfriend or not. Your psychic gift has let you down. Again.

[DAVIE]

I'm surprised you've managed to 'shag' so many people. Do they enjoy being patronised? I don't hang around with 'kids'. That would be rather strange at 26. Hmm...I don't remember saying whether I have a boyfriend/girlfriend or not. Your psychic gift has let you down. Again.

Your 26...WTF, you look about 12!
God, even a 11 year old would look older than you!
Oh well....I don't care if you do or don't have one, I'm certainly not interested in ugly whinny women who seem to be on their period everyday.

[optikal]

I'm not gay or anything but mozzer looks DEAD seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy in that vid.

Absolutely sick.

[DAVIE]

I'm not gay or anything but mozzer looks DEAD seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy in that vid.

Absolutely sick.

Morrissey always looks sexyyy and I'm a straight man too! :D

[RorschachAndProzac]

Your 26...WTF, you look about 12!
God, even a 11 year old would look older than you!
Oh well....I don't care if you do or don't have one, I'm certainly not interested in ugly whinny women who seem to be on their period everyday.

Ah periods. The favourite 'joke' of the caveman.
Erm, thank fuck you're not interested. I'm not interested in Neanderthal men, so we're both in luck aren't we? You do realise telling a woman she looks younger than her real age isn't an insult? No? Thought not.

[DAVIE]

You better be, sunshine.Davie can move in with me anytime he wants,but criticize my curtains and hes out!

I'm moving in!!! In a weeks time, darlin ;)

[DAVIE]

You do realise telling a woman she looks younger than her real age isn't an insult? No? Thought not.

Well, looking like a 12 year old is....Men don't usually like the "peado" tag :D

[billy scissors]

I'm moving in!!! In a weeks time, darlin ;)

My prayers are answered.You wash,I'll dry..

[RorschachAndProzac]

Well, looking like a 12 year old is....Men don't usually like the "peado" tag :D

Except a man with a 26 year old woman who 'looks like a 12 year old' is quite clearly not a paedophile, unless seen from the viewpoint of an utter moron.

[DAVIE]

My prayers are answered.You wash,I'll dry..

:lbf: ;) Hallelujah, praise the lord!!

[DAVIE]

Except a man with a 26 year old woman who 'looks like a 12 year old' is quite clearly not a paedophile, unless seen from the viewpoint of an utter moron.

:ha-no:

Stop your moaning :sleeping:

[RorschachAndProzac]

:ha-no:

Stop your moaning :sleeping:

I'm not 'moaning'. It's a shame you have to resort to emoticons.

[DAVIE]

Except a man with a 26 year old woman who 'looks like a 12 year old' is quite clearly not a paedophile, unless seen from the viewpoint of an utter moron.

Did your Mum ever tell you to shut up? Your boring now :sleeping:

[not_me_not_I]

Did your Mum ever tell you to shut up? Your boring now :sleeping:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150164672064698&set=a.258213484697.184228.605729697&ref=nf#!/pages/Youre-and-your-are-not-the-same-thing/210923587973

[RorschachAndProzac]

Did your Mum ever tell you to shut up? Your boring now :sleeping:

It's amazing that I apparently look like a child, yet you behave like one!

[RorschachAndProzac]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150164672064698&set=a.258213484697.184228.605729697&ref=nf#!/pages/Youre-and-your-are-not-the-same-thing/210923587973

If this comment had been on Facebook, I would 'like' it.

[DAVIE]

It's amazing that I apparently look like a child, yet you behave like one!

I'm sitting in nothing apart from boxer shorts and I do not give a damn babe...Trust me, you really need a shag! It'll calm you down!

[RorschachAndProzac]

I'm sitting in nothing apart from boxer shorts and I do not give a damn babe...Trust me, you really need a shag! It'll calm you down!

Ugh, you need to go back to school. Brush up on your grammar. Babe. I'm perfectly calm. Maybe you're not used to females with minds of their own.

[alek2702]

I'm sitting in nothing apart from boxer shorts and I do not give a damn babe...

:lbf:

[DAVIE]

Ugh, you need to go back to school. Brush up on your grammar. Babe. I'm perfectly calm. Maybe you're not used to females with minds of their own.

Nahh, I passed it in school babe, hmm I know that your looking for a hard bumming though, you need it

[RorschachAndProzac]

Nahh, I passed it babe in school! Hmm I know that your looking for a hard bumming though, you need it

Um, you clearly didn't, otherwise you'd be able to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're'.

Maybe if your generalisation hadn't been so stupid you wouldn't have to bring everything back to periods and sex. It would be easier to just realise that everyone isn't the same, no?

[DAVIE]

Um, you clearly didn't, otherwise you'd be able to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're'.

Maybe if your generalisation hadn't been so stupid you wouldn't have to bring everything back to periods and sex. It would be easier to just realise that everyone isn't the same, no?

Well I got a B and if you come over to my bedroom, I shall show you the results...personally ;) :yum:

[RorschachAndProzac]

Well I got a B and if you come over to my bedroom, I shall show you the results...personally ;)

Well they do say exams are getting easier these days.

No thanks. I'd rather gauge out my own eyes. Babe.

[billy scissors]

Well they do say exams are getting easier these days.

No thanks. I'd rather gauge out my own eyes. Babe.

gouge

[DAVIE]

No thanks. I'd rather gauge out my own eyes. Babe.

Even better!!! I shall bring the whip also :whip: :yum:

[RorschachAndProzac]

gouge

Oh Billy. Yes, I was wrong. I admit it. The shame! It doesn't change the fact that 'Davie' is an idiot. An idiot who didn't notice the mistake I made...

[DAVIE]

edit...

[RorschachAndProzac]

I actually did...but I was more interested in shagging you hard instead

According to you, that makes you a paedophile, doesn't it? A paedophile with a penchant for ugly children.

[DAVIE]

According to you, that makes you a paedophile, doesn't it? A paedophile with a penchant for ugly children.

Not according to what you wrote before and after it...so I am in luck, I shall be shagging a 12 year old "lookalike"! I shall buy you a school girls outfit and we're sorted! :yum:

[RorschachAndProzac]

Not according to what you wrote before and after it...so I am in luck, I shall be shagging a 12 year old "lookalike"! I shall buy you a school girls outfit and we're sorted! :yum:

Luckily for both of us, you won't be 'shagging' this '12 year old lookalike'. Just you and your right hand again, I'm afraid. You should be used to that.

[DAVIE]

Luckily for both of us, you won't be 'shagging' this '12 year old lookalike'. Just you and your right hand again, I'm afraid. You should be used to that.

Quite definately as I know "the left" will definitely be up your skirt :lbf:

[alek2702]

definitely

[Mozza220559]

Your 26...WTF, you look about 12!
God, even a 11 year old would look older than you!
Oh well....I don't care if you do or don't have one, I'm certainly not interested in ugly whinny women who seem to be on their period everyday.

Talking cack

[RorschachAndProzac]

Quite definately as I know "the left" will definately be up your skirt :lbf:

This is incredibly boring now. I think we've taken up enough of this thread with your drivel. For future reference, it's actually 'definitely', not 'definately'. Have fun with your hand and your sweeping generalisations.

[Kewpie]

The mods received a complaint, DAVIE, Rorschurch and billy scissors please GO TO OFF-TOPIC.

Thank you very much.

[RorschachAndProzac]

Talking cack

Indeed.

[DAVIE]

The mods received a complaint, DAVIE, Rorschurch and billy scissors please GO TO OFF-TOPIC.

Thank you very much.

Will do! TO THE PIGSTY...LA LAA LA LA LAA LA

Second plan: Go to the post whatever boards..there is shall continue as I am in a good mood!

[Mozza220559]

I actually did...but I was more interested in shagging you hard instead. You will learn to love me, the easy way...or the HARRRRD WAY ;) :yum:

That licking emoticon would get any intelligent woman wet!

[billy scissors]

The mods received a complaint, DAVIE, Rorschurch and billy scissors please GO TO OFF-TOPIC.

Thank you very much.

why me?

[DAVIE]

why me?

:lbf: You poor sod

[Barking]

The mods received a complaint, DAVIE, Rorschurch and billy scissors please GO TO OFF-TOPIC.

Thank you very much.

But! Jake and I were reading this and wanted to see if Davie and Rothingy were going to get a room!:tears:

(...Which reminds me Davie, your contract stipulates you can't have a girlfriend. Bad for record sales. See your manager for details.)

[DAVIE]

But! Jake and I were reading this and wanted to see if Davie and Rothingy were going to get a room!:tears:

(...Which reminds me Davie, your contract stipulates you can't have a girlfriend. Bad for record sales. See your manager for details.)

SHIT! I shall complain! :mad:

[Barking]

SHIT! I shall complain! :mad:

Calm down kiddo: you're allowed to say you had a sweetheart in Romania when you were five, but that she died in a ski accident. After that you searched the whole world but weren't able to replace her. You're still hoping though.

(It's Kat's idea)(I take it you didn't read the fine print about your leg in the other thread :straightface:)

[DAVIE]

Calm down kiddo: you're allowed to say you had a sweetheart in Romania when you were five, but that she died in a ski accident. After that you searched the whole world but weren't able to replace her. You're still hoping though.

(It's Kat's idea)(I take it you didn't read the fine print about your leg in the other thread :straightface:)

I never read the fine print, that's the boring part :mad:

[The Cat's Mother]

I never read the fine print, that's the boring part :mad:


The fine print that says you can have a special friend who writes things on your bum and takes photos of it, but you have to remain discreet about your relationship.

[Barking]

The fine print that says you can have a special friend who writes things on your bum and takes photos of it, but you have to remain discreet about your relationship.

The Kat is trying to let you know we know what you did with Justin Bieber last summer. That's fine. We're not judging you. Just burn the picture. :straightface:

[DAVIE]

The Kat is trying to let you know we know what you did with Justin Bieber last summer. That's fine. We're not judging you. Just burn the picture. :straightface:

Yes....Manager! :mad:

[not_me_not_I]

why me?

Yeah, why you? one post in 8 pages hardly seems abusive.....

[Barking]

Yay. Promotion.:straightface:

Truth be told I have no idea how to make you famous Davie (my only idea was the hamsters) but I'll try my best.:o

Can't be worse anyway.

Such a trauma!
I mean, imagine waking up one day to find out Colonel Parker is a slashfic fan!


Edit: the no girlfriend policy includes cute :whip: website moderators young man.

[DAVIE]

Yay. Promotion.:straightface:

Truth be told I have no idea how to make you famous Davie (my only idea was the hamsters) but I'll try my best.:o

Can't be worse anyway.

Such a trauma!
I mean, imagine waking up one day to find out Colonel Parker is a slashfic fan!


Edit: the no girlfriend policy includes cute :whip: website moderators young man.

Put me on the adverts for "Daz" and "Old People Who Want Car Insurance" and then you put me back into the public eye, when they aren't expecting it ;)

Hmm...I don't think Kewpie will be happy with your suggestion to leave her!

[Barking]

Put me on the adverts for "Daz" and "Old People Who Want Car Insurance" and then you put me back into the public eye, when they aren't expecting it ;)

Hmm...I don't think Kewpie will be happy with your suggestion to leave her!


Hmmm...Well, the car insurance trick worked for Morrissey...

I don't care what Kewpie says, I won't let her ruin your career. And mine. Especially mine.:mad:

[DAVIE]

Hmmm...Well, the car insurance trick worked for Morrissey...

I don't care what Kewpie says, I won't let her ruin your career. And mine. Especially mine.:mad:

Your career??? are you joining me on stage? You better not be! :squiffy:
Hmm, well Kewpie is keeping quiet...but I'd watch out for her as she is not the type of person that you would want to mess with! She has "friends" who can wipe your name off the face of the earth without a soul knowing!

[Barking]

Your career??? are you joining me on stage? You better not be! :squiffy:
Hmm, well Kewpie is keeping quiet...but I'd watch out for her as she is not the type of person that you would want to mess with! She has "friends" who can wipe your name off the face of the earth without a soul knowing!

:straightface: I'd like to see that.

Plus I'll join you on stage if I please. I may be a dog but I have good stage presence.:rolleyes: I'm pretty certain Elvis wasn't this impertinent.:mad: You be careful now.:mad:

[DAVIE]

:straightface: I'd like to see that.

Plus I'll join you on stage if I please. I may be a dog but I have good stage presence.:rolleyes: I'm pretty certain Elvis wasn't this impertinent.:mad: You be careful now.:mad:

I'm sorry...but I've heard that you "howl" the songs. I simply cannot have such unprofessional behaviour on MY stage! *goes off on a strop*

[Barking]

I'm sorry...but I've heard that you "howl" the songs. I simply cannot have such unprofessional behaviour on MY stage! *goes off on a strop*

:mad: And they say Morrissey is unmanageable!

[DAVIE]

:mad: And they say Morrissey is unmanageable!

I expected my expensive flavoured water waiting for me before 11pm?

[joe frady]

You should read Dave Haslam's comment about Morrissey posted by Uncleskinny in here (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=103447/)

Until disco dave quits teasing and grows a pair I'll reserve judgement, thanks.
Mankychester, so much to answer for :rolleyes:

[The Cat's Mother]

I expected my expensive flavoured water waiting for me before 11pm?

Tough luck, kiddo. Since being demoted to PA, I'm taking my equivalent in the Morrissey camp as my role model and having myself photographed in the bath. A bath full of your favourite posh H2O. *empties last bottle over bosoms and giggles for the camera*

[Barking]

Tough luck, kiddo. Since being demoted to PA, I'm taking my equivalent in the Morrissey camp as my role model and having myself photographed in the bath. A bath full of your favourite posh H2O. *empties last bottle over bosoms and giggles for the camera*

:crazy:
For God's sake woman, cover yourself! He's just a kid!


Nah that's allright Kat. Carry on, I was just talking to your role model.:)

[Happy Maudlin]

He was Morrissey's boyfriend. What more do you need to know?

:lbf: Oh... I think Emil may be serious.

[Biggoof009]

This was probably posted before, but I have never seen it.
Moz and Jake

http://www.mtvmusic.com/artist/morrissey/videos/366109/morrissey_maniac_1994

Cool find! Years ago, I was in a Suncoast Video, and they had these VHS tapes, they were blowing out for a buck, they were called 'The Year in Rock"(I want to say 1994), they were from MTV...anyways, they had about a 3-4 minute segment on this Morrissey signing on there, it was the ONLY reason I bought it......still have it too. It starts with "MAS"(Mutual Admiration Society).......then, goes on to talk abou the Moz Signing and so forth, even has a cool interview w/the man himself..."I think they just like the way I sing"........ The girl in the vid you posted, is in it, along with several others.

(*Note* Morrisseys pic is even on the cover of the vhs tape)

[roky]

Because it's obvious. They lived together.

Well, they had some breakfast in bed and decided that they would have some more because it was so good. So since they were still eating, instead of they usual time that he goes down the driveway and gets the newspaper , they decided to get the paper later on in the morning.:)

[roky]

Not according to what you wrote before and after it...so I am in luck, I shall be shagging a 12 year old "lookalike"! I shall buy you a school girls outfit and we're sorted! :yum:

Hey, you and RorschachAndProzac
stop your love affair on this thread and get a room or talk on the phone or something. Stop bullshitting your puppie love here.

[Amy]

Well, they had some breakfast in bed and decided that they would have some more because it was so good. So since they were still eating, instead of they usual time that he goes down the driveway and gets the newspaper , they decided to get the paper later on in the morning.:)

..and it didn't work out because Jake was on the payroll?