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therightone
December 22, 2009, 05:02 AM
no comment

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 05:05 AM
I'm interrupting all the hateration...

Let's talk about sex!!

All right! :thumb:

Who could possibly be against sex? Except maybe the Pope. Silly Popey-poo.

I wonder if anyone masturbates more than the Pope does. Gotta be a ton of used Kleenex in the Vatican.

Cassius
December 22, 2009, 05:05 AM
Hell yes! I love sex.

troubleluvsme
December 22, 2009, 05:06 AM
I'm interrupting all the hateration...

Let's talk about sex!!

Good word. Great topic.

Cheers

therightone
December 22, 2009, 05:07 AM
no comment

Cassius
December 22, 2009, 05:07 AM
Missionary accomplished!!
:D

:lbf: :lbf: :lbf:

troubleluvsme
December 22, 2009, 05:07 AM
Missionary accomplished!!
:D

:rofl::laughing:

CrystalGeezer
December 22, 2009, 05:09 AM
Yeah but let's talk about the symbolism of the vagina and the purity of...

nah, I love fucking. :p

Scarlet Ibis
December 22, 2009, 05:10 AM
I'm pro-sex. What should we be saying about it?

therightone
December 22, 2009, 05:10 AM
no comment

troubleluvsme
December 22, 2009, 05:11 AM
Goingatus Interruptus.... :p

You're a cunning linguist tonight.

therightone
December 22, 2009, 05:14 AM
Last night he was tappin' his girlfriend and pulled a "goingatus interruptus" - busted a nut all up over her piece.

:lbf:

therightone
December 22, 2009, 05:15 AM
no comment

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 05:17 AM
Yeah but let's talk about the symbolism of the vagina and the purity of...

nah, I love fucking. :p

In the words of Sigmund Freud: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

(And then there's Bill Clinton...)

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 05:18 AM
You're a cunning linguist tonight.

OK, who here is Morrissey? Morrissey, raise your hand, I know you're in this thread somewhere... :D

Give us a sign... throw your shirt or something...

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 05:19 AM
I don't. I prefer to steer clear of it all together.

Its worked for 19 years...I'm sticking with it.

CrystalGeezer
December 22, 2009, 05:19 AM
Last night he was tappin his girlfriend and pulled a goingatus interruptus - busted a nut all up over her piece.

:lbf:

Best. Imagery. Evar.

CrystalGeezer
December 22, 2009, 05:21 AM
OK, who here is Morrissey? Morrissey, raise your hand, I know you're in this thread somewhere... :D

Give us a sign... throw your shirt or something...

I think he's busy at the moment. :p

therightone
December 22, 2009, 05:24 AM
no comment

Cassius
December 22, 2009, 05:25 AM
The other day I watched Brokeback Mountain. It was hot.

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 05:30 AM
The other day I watched Brokeback Mountain. It was hot.

Women seem to like that movie more than most men.

I'll admit I've seen it too. It was OK. For anyone that's been on the Internet for more than 5 minutes, it was pretty tame. It was a while ago, maybe I've forgotten. I guess if you accidentally went to see it with your dad thinking it was a manly cowboy movie, it could be pretty shocking. :lbf:

therightone
December 22, 2009, 05:34 AM
no comment

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 05:35 AM
All right! :thumb:

Who could possibly be against sex? Except maybe the Pope. Silly Popey-poo.

I wonder if anyone masturbates more than the Pope does. Gotta be a ton of used Kleenex in the Vatican.

No one up for talking about Papal palpation in graphic detail? Popely pud pulling? Pontifical pocket pool? :barf:

Morrissey?

Scarlet Ibis
December 22, 2009, 05:37 AM
Women seem to like that movie more than most men.

I'll admit I've seen it too. It was OK. For anyone that's been on the Internet for more than 5 minutes, it was pretty tame. It was a while ago, maybe I've forgotten. I guess if you accidentally went to see it with your dad thinking it was a manly cowboy movie, it could be pretty shocking. :lbf:

The only thing that shocked me about that movie was the lack of lube.

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 05:39 AM
No one up for talking about Papal palpation in graphic detail? Popely pud pulling? Pontifical pocket pool? :barf:

Morrissey?

I'm going to have to go to confession twice to get that foul thought out of my mind...

http://lonewolflibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pope-benedict-xvi.jpg

Cassius
December 22, 2009, 05:40 AM
Women seem to like that movie more than most men.

I'll admit I've seen it too. It was OK. For anyone that's been on the Internet for more than 5 minutes, it was pretty tame. It was a while ago, maybe I've forgotten. I guess if you accidentally went to see it with your dad thinking it was a manly cowboy movie, it could be pretty shocking. :lbf:

I didn't see the whole thing, but what I did see was :horny:. It was subtle, which can be as sexy as anything graphic.

Cassius
December 22, 2009, 05:41 AM
The only thing that shocked me about that movie was the lack of lube.

Spit, maybe?

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 05:41 AM
The only thing that shocked me about that movie was the lack of lube.

They were in the middle of a herd of sheep. I'm sure their hands and winkies were naturally covered in lanolin.

The cold air, the lack of shower soap, the lack of good razors, and the tough leathery / sandpapery skin, on the other hand... suppose that would appeal to some of you ladies, but not to this lady. :lbf:

So do you think they would have fscked some sheep for a few months of wilderness isolation, before they moved onto each other? And if so, why didn't they show us that?

Someone let me know when I cross the line. Is there a line in here?

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 05:43 AM
I'm going to have to go to confession twice to get that foul thought out of my mind...

http://lonewolflibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pope-benedict-xvi.jpg

GAH! MY EYES! DARN YOU RATZINGER!!!!!!!

Dude's about as sexy to me as Dick Cheney!

Cassius
December 22, 2009, 05:45 AM
The cold air, the lack of shower soap, the lack of good razors, and the tough leathery / sandpapery skin, on the other hand... suppose that would appeal to some of you ladies, but not to this lady. :lbf:


:horny: :horny: :horny:

Scarlet Ibis
December 22, 2009, 05:45 AM
Spit, maybe?

Yeah... You try that the next time you have anal sex with a cowboy and get back to me.

:eek:
:tears:

Oh my god, it's Robby!
December 22, 2009, 05:48 AM
I don't. I prefer to steer clear of it all together.

Its worked for 19 years...I'm sticking with it.

well, dont wait forever MR, you are too beautiful for that :blushing:
no matter how long you wait, the odds are whoever you do it with first will not be your first and last :straightface:
therefore, you should at least find out what all the fuss is about by say, the time you are 21 http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/06.gif

now, as for me talking about sex right now :o
its Monday, I am exhausted in that area :eek:
seriously, I wish I had swallowed my misplaced sense of pride earlier :cool:
and succumbed to the charms of more of the milfs ive known, but which instead i turned turned down :crazy:
i swear, its like a whole different world being in bed with a woman who not only knows "How to do it" but also knows how to tell me what they want
AND ALLOWS THEMSELVES TO ENJOY IT :guitar:

EPbabe
December 22, 2009, 05:51 AM
I don't. I prefer to steer clear of it all together.

Its worked for 19 years...I'm sticking with it.

It doesn't really count cause these have been your first 19 years and for most of them you couldn't even have had sex legally. I would give sex a chance if I were you - it might even make you happy. :thumb:

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 05:53 AM
GAH! MY EYES! DARN YOU RATZINGER!!!!!!!

Dude's about as sexy to me as Dick Cheney!

Hahahaha:lbf:. Same. But then again, the last thing the Pope is meant to be is sexy :)


well, dont wait forever MR, you are too beautiful for that :blushing:
no matter how long you wait, the odds are whoever you do it with first will not be your first and last :straightface:
therefore, you should at least find out what all the fuss is about by say, the time you are 21 http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/06.gif

Thanks, however that "and last" part seemed like some sort of threat. Is the Pope going to come kill me if I decide to have sex with more than one person? I've been a decent almost-Catholic!

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 05:55 AM
It doesn't really count cause these have been your first 19 years and for most of them you couldn't even have had sex legally. I would give sex a chance if I were you - it might even make you happy. :thumb:

Possibly. Tell that to the straight, attractive male population. They seem to think I'm a dude (Not that the majority of my behavior proves them wrong *belch*)

I'm playing Pokemon Yellow. My Pikachu is happy. I'm on Cinnabar Island. My life is riveting :lbf:

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 06:02 AM
seriously, I wish I had swallowed

:eek:

:D


and succumbed to the charms of more of the milfs ive known
i swear, its like a whole different world being in bed with a woman who not only knows "How to do it" but also knows how to tell me what they want
AND ALLOWS THEMSELVES TO ENJOY IT :guitar:

It's true, MILFs are great. And the key to good sex IMHO is experience, and both parties not being afraid to talk and ask for what you need.

I'm surprised some people seem to prefer one night stands.

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 06:03 AM
:horny: :horny: :horny:

Really? A cold, bearded, leathery man?

Cassius
December 22, 2009, 06:05 AM
Really? A cold, bearded, leathery man?

I have unique tastes.

Oh my god, it's Robby!
December 22, 2009, 06:20 AM
Thanks, however that "and last" part seemed like some sort of threat.
threat? from who? :straightface: I just know that all the women I have ever met who were in their 20s when they lost their virginity had reasons along the lines of "waiting til they got married" and you know, them thinking of that person they married as being the "only one forever and ever" :cool:
yeah, you know what i am talking about, all that crap the Church taught us when we were kids :crazy:

anyways, you will see what i mean on your own MR, just watch as your female friends that are around your age change because of their sex lives
and the ones that still have very little of one by the time they reach 30, well, they will tend to be the more bitter ones :o
unless, of course, they are like you, in that while you are a virgin, you are very pretty one, so in time you will turn down countless men that other women would never have been hit on by in the first place or that they themselves would have been happy to hook up with :rolleyes:

note: sometimes I forget that the real pretty do not interact with the same world as the rest of us and wonder how much each of them realize that :confused:
after all, sex is not so much about sex, but desire, and can anyone who is more desirable than another really understand what drives others to view things like sex so differently from them? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/33.gif

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 06:40 AM
threat? from who? :straightface: I just know that all the women I have ever met who were in their 20s when they lost their virginity had reasons along the lines of "waiting til they got married" and you know, them thinking of that person they married as being the "only one forever and ever" :cool:
yeah, you know what i am talking about, all that crap the Church taught us when we were kids :crazy:

anyways, you will see what i mean on your own MR, just watch as your female friends that are around your age change because of their sex lives
and the ones that still have very little of one by the time they reach 30, well, they will tend to be the more bitter ones :o
unless, of course, they are like you, in that while you are a virgin, you are very pretty one, so in time you will turn down countless men that other women would never have been hit on by in the first place or that they themselves would have been happy to hook up with :rolleyes:

note: sometimes I forget that the real pretty do not interact with the same world as the rest of us and wonder how much each of them realize that :confused:
after all, sex is not so much about sex, but desire, and can anyone who is more desirable than another really understand what drives others to view things like sex so differently from them? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/33.gif

Okay lemme break this down
-No, I am not waiting until marriage I just have difficulties tolerating people long enough for anything (thus the fact that I have never been kissed)
-I'm sure I'll understand later, but in my humble (and apparently quite out-dated) opinion, virginity is special and not something I should just go throw away to have away with it.
-I don't turn down people, I don't get asked generally. I'm the chick who hangs out with all the dudes, gets farted on, serves as a skateboard jump, etc.
-Your "Note:" bit went completely over my head. I don't understand at all.

Oh my god, it's Robby!
December 22, 2009, 07:23 AM
-I don't turn down people, I don't get asked generally. I'm the chick who hangs out with all the dudes, gets farted on, serves as a skateboard jump, etc.
Ok, thats just weird, like totally "Ellen Page" weird :crazy::p


-Your "Note:" bit went completely over my head. I don't understand at all.
Oh well, see, its my understanding from women who have told me, that often they became sexually active in high school in part because it gave them a sense of power and being noticed, that well, girls who were pretty just naturally got :o

but you're just too darn hard to "categorize & file" based on just your online presence and photos from rl :confused:
sorry, and that sorry is not so much for me as it is you, since likely it means, that in your future, you have a lot of people misunderstanding you and where you are coming from :straightface:
especially, if you have been able to still hang out with a bunch of skater dudes who still fart on you rather than hit on you :eek:
perhaps, you are like "Young Morrissey" and able to put out that "asexual vibe"
or
are simply oblivious to passes made at you
or
maybe in person there is some major negative social quality about you that only comes across "in the flesh" like perhaps you stutter or have bad BO :squiffy:
no offense meant MR, its just that your out of the ordinary worldliness leaves so few explanations possible

Oh my god, it's Robby!
December 22, 2009, 07:28 AM
:eek: Me thinks I've walked in on the wrong thread. *celibate weirdo now leaving thread*

no, no, MR is one too :thumb:

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 07:31 AM
Ok, thats just weird, like totally "Ellen Page" weird :crazy::p


Oh well, see, its my understanding from women who have told me, that often they became sexually active in high school in part because it gave them a sense of power and being noticed, that well, girls who were pretty just naturally got :o

but you're just too darn hard to "categorize & file" based on just your online presence and photos from rl :confused:
sorry, and that sorry is not so much for me as it is you, since likely it means, that in your future, you have a lot of people misunderstanding you and where you are coming from :straightface:
especially, if you have been able to still hang out with a bunch of skater dudes who still fart on you rather than hit on you :eek:
perhaps, you are like "Young Morrissey" and able to put out that "asexual vibe"
or
are simply oblivious to passes made at you
or
maybe in person there is some major negative social quality about you that only comes across "in the flesh" like perhaps you stutter or have bad BO :squiffy:
no offense meant MR, its just that your out of the ordinary worldliness leaves so few explanations possible

I don't have a stutter. I don't have BO. Maybe I'm oblivious. Maybe I'm not as attractive as photos seems to capture. Maybe the "lesbian vibe" I've been told I give off sends 'em running (sent one running, I know.)

Truth is, I don't know. But one day I will know. I've made the decision to start dating (you may or may not have seen on facebook). I think I got two almost offers. Who knows.

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 07:32 AM
no, no, MR is one too :thumb:

hey now, celibate is a retarded word.

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 07:40 AM
haha thank god there's another one :lbf:

Sort of irrelevant but I have a story

There was this celibate kid I hated and I went up to him at the mall and was all pretending to hit on him like a dork. So I said:
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v369/12/21/507800282/n507800282_1473437_6334.jpg
let's be celibate together ;). Which not only did he not find funny in any way, he glared at me for like a minute and a half straight. (Note: I was not dressed as Sarah Palin the day I hit on celibate boy)

So then I was all, "Nah, it's cool bro, I have a Morrissey tat" (Y'know referencing his 80's deal) *lifts shirt*
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v345/98/17/1241060476/n1241060476_30184662_2504.jpg
So he said, "WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING YOU SAY MAKE NO SENSE?!"

I wasn't trying to be funny. I just like to piss people off.
...fucking emos.

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 07:57 AM
:lbf: I actually quite like that story. I also hate emo kids, so there's a plus.

Is that seriously your tattoo? It's really pretty.

I must say celibate may not have been the proper word to use, to describe myself at least. I'd probably have to say asexual is closer.

Everyone hates emo kids lol.

Yes, both of those photos were of me...or my skin adornments.

Neither applies to me, really. Robby was just being a smartass. I just...don't have sex because I don't feel like it's the right time. I feel like bad things will happen (to myself psychologically) if I succumb to any sexual urges.

So I refrain.

penfoldsfive
December 22, 2009, 08:00 AM
i have always been too aloof, disassociated. i have never been able to respond to all the typical indicators that someone is attracted to you. thus, my approach to women has always been awkward. with low self esteem/shyness or whatever the hell it is i just sat there and fell for women from afar. my lack of aggressive pursuit in this field has led many people to think i was gay or just a freak but my attraction and interest in women is quite healthy and generally very decent. but i turned down a lot of action back in the day, and i suppose i still would. in summary i guess ive never been casual about it and that has been mistaken for a lack of interest or celibacy or whatev.

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 08:05 AM
Fair enough :)

It's definitely a safe way to go, which can't be a bad thing. Especially when it comes to mental health.

My thoughts exactly! :thumb:

Oh, what'd ya think of Crash Love?

Imma go play Pokemon Yellow now. 'night.

Oh my god, it's Robby!
December 22, 2009, 08:33 AM
Neither applies to me, really. Robby was just being a smartass.
but I was comparing you to Morrissey :thumb:, you could have taken it as a compliment you know :blushing:


I've made the decision to start dating (you may or may not have seen on facebook). I think I got two almost offers. Who knows.
yeah, i miss a lot on facebook , so good luck with dating soon, what an adventure!
& like I said before, I would only think it odd if you got further into your 20s, you know, were back in college for a year or two and still had not found a single person you finally did it with :eek:
and that would not only say something(what I don't know exactly about you* :confused:)
but also the pathetic "quality" of prospective mates for young women here in the USA :mock:

*=when i think of an older virgin, i think of the male D&D dorks i knew in high school, who were also were making the "decision" to be celibate :nopity:
(by being fat by age 15, or being so crippling shy they never even spoke to a girl, let alone ask one out, or poor hygiene, etc, etc)
but because they were not consciously aware that these decisions made it nearly impossible for them to get laid :o they remained filled with tons of unfulfilled desire :head-smack:
however, i do see that my perspective on older virginity, which is so colored by my loser guy friends from high school, likely means my assumptions about virginity have little to do with why someone so different would also be one...

Mozza220559
December 22, 2009, 11:26 AM
Ooh, I bloody love all of the sex and that,

All the lovely sex and stuff I have it's good an' that.

Is that enough?

I am a Ghost
December 22, 2009, 11:43 AM
Ooh, I bloody love all of the sex and that,

All the lovely sex and stuff I have it's good an' that.

Is that enough?

I think you've covered every angle there. :thumb:

Next topic up is "This is why I love eating", to be followed by "This is why I love breathing", "This is why I love sleeping" etc.etc.

dave.jay1@ntlworld.com
December 22, 2009, 12:08 PM
well, dont wait forever MR, you are too beautiful for that :blushing:
no matter how long you wait, the odds are whoever you do it with first will not be your first and last :straightface:
therefore, you should at least find out what all the fuss is about by say, the time you are 21 http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/06.gif

now, as for me talking about sex right now :o
its Monday, I am exhausted in that area :eek:
seriously, I wish I had swallowed my misplaced sense of pride earlier :cool:
and succumbed to the charms of more of the milfs ive known, but which instead i turned turned down :crazy:
i swear, its like a whole different world being in bed with a woman who not only knows "How to do it" but also knows how to tell me what they want
AND ALLOWS THEMSELVES TO ENJOY IT :guitar:


...getting all "Adult" and "Responsible" for a moment.....

Fnurkle Snigger....you said "Succumbed" ...and "Swallowed"!!!
Chortle Fnarff....

Merry christmas Mozzsters!!!
Sex is Brilliant.
So I've been told......

Seasick
December 22, 2009, 01:17 PM
See what I miss when I retire to sleep at night. :eek:

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 01:59 PM
See what I miss when I retire to sleep at night. :eek:

The thread started off funny and interesting. Then somehow the sex talk turned to playing Pokemon and techno music. I never knew talking about sex could be so boring :D

Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.
December 22, 2009, 02:14 PM
Sex? What's that? Never heard of it before, but sounds interesting!

CrystalGeezer
December 22, 2009, 02:15 PM
Okay lemme break this down
-No, I am not waiting until marriage I just have difficulties tolerating people long enough for anything (thus the fact that I have never been kissed)
-I'm sure I'll understand later, but in my humble (and apparently quite out-dated) opinion, virginity is special and not something I should just go throw away to have away with it.
-I don't turn down people, I don't get asked generally. I'm the chick who hangs out with all the dudes, gets farted on, serves as a skateboard jump, etc.
-Your "Note:" bit went completely over my head. I don't understand at all.

:clap:

5am
December 22, 2009, 06:51 PM
All that talk about too pretty to not be having a sex life or too ugly to be sexed is pointless. Ugly people have sex too y'know! and people not having sex is often not because no one fancies them.

Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.
December 22, 2009, 07:13 PM
All that talk about too pretty to not be having a sex life or too ugly to be sexed is pointless. Ugly people have sex too y'know! and people not having sex is often not because no one fancies them.

:thumb:





En passant, I think we should all post some saucy and sexy photos of us. That'd be funny.

troubleluvsme
December 22, 2009, 07:26 PM
:thumb:





En passant, I think we should all post some saucy and sexy photos of us. That'd be funny.

Good idea...you post first!

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 07:41 PM
The thread started off funny and interesting. Then somehow the sex talk turned to playing Pokemon and techno music. I never knew talking about sex could be so boring :D

Pokemon is the most exciting thing ever. Don't hate:o

mcrickson
December 22, 2009, 08:21 PM
Pokemon is the most exciting thing ever. Don't hate:o

You said you downloaded it for your PC? I'm assuming it's possible to do that for Macs too? Could you tell me where? I'd much rather play it on here than on a gameboy where I'd have to change the batteries so often :blushing:

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice the topic of this thread there :o :D

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 08:27 PM
Pokemon is the most exciting thing ever. Don't hate:o

No hate! I love video games. Sex is arguably better. It's CERTAINLY a lot more fun to talk about sex. The batteries take longer to recharge though.

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 08:29 PM
No hate! I love video games. Sex is arguably better. It's CERTAINLY a lot more fun to talk about sex. The batteries take longer to recharge though.

:lbf:

Alright. I've taken the Pokemon talk elsewhere.

I shall return to this thread when I ACTUALLY have a contribution :D

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 08:53 PM
:lbf:

Alright. I've taken the Pokemon talk elsewhere.

I shall return to this thread when I ACTUALLY have a contribution :D

It's all good. Some of the men here probably enjoy talking to someone with / about their V card.

Me, I was enjoying talking about the Pope and his V card. :barf:

MindlessRuffian
December 22, 2009, 09:15 PM
It's all good. Some of the men here probably enjoy talking to someone with / about their V card.

Me, I was enjoying talking about the Pope and his V card. :barf:

The Pope might not have his V card...they can have sex before they become priests.

jamescagney
December 22, 2009, 09:18 PM
The Pope might not have his V card...they can have sex before they become priests.

Google search told me today that 1 in 3 Roman Catholic priests are married. News to me. But I think it's a good thing. I don't want virgin men giving ethical advice to the rest of normal society. Ultimately, priests should be banned and executed, albeit humanely. Some should be raped first as needed.

therightone
December 23, 2009, 02:06 AM
Pokemon is the most exciting thing ever. Don't hate:o

no comment

jamescagney
December 23, 2009, 02:58 AM
Pokemon is the most exciting thing ever. Don't hate:o

Pokemon sex on the other hand...

therightone
December 23, 2009, 03:07 AM
no comment

oscillate wildly
December 23, 2009, 03:26 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/25j8oic.gif

new fave gif

mcrickson
December 23, 2009, 04:15 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/25j8oic.gif

BEST MOVIE EVER :cool:

CrystalGeezer
December 23, 2009, 04:16 AM
BEST MOVIE EVER :cool:

I know I was going to say but I let it go. This is by far the best Disney movie. THen Dumbo.

jamescagney
December 23, 2009, 04:41 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/25j8oic.gif

What? Are you saying you've never had Pokemon sex?

Peeks
December 23, 2009, 04:44 AM
Okay lemme break this down
-No, I am not waiting until marriage I just have difficulties tolerating people long enough for anything (thus the fact that I have never been kissed)
-I'm sure I'll understand later, but in my humble (and apparently quite out-dated) opinion, virginity is special and not something I should just go throw away to have away with it.
-I don't turn down people, I don't get asked generally.

You and me have a LOT incommon o.O

MindlessRuffian
December 23, 2009, 06:55 AM
You and me have a LOT incommon o.O

:thumb::thumb:

We're the cool kids.

Peeks
December 23, 2009, 11:34 AM
:thumb::thumb:

We're the cool kids.

I think I read in a different thread that you like the older guys too, AND you love afi?! Were we like separated at birth? :eek::p

therightone
December 23, 2009, 02:56 PM
What? Are you saying you've never had Pokemon sex?

no comment

MindlessRuffian
December 23, 2009, 03:04 PM
I think I read in a different thread that you like the older guys too, AND you love afi?! Were we like separated at birth? :eek::p

It's entirely possible. I'm gonna start interrogating my parents:crazy::lbf:

:D

Peeks
December 24, 2009, 04:25 AM
It's entirely possible. I'm gonna start interrogating my parents:crazy::lbf:

:D

Sounds good!:thumb:

:p

Theo
December 24, 2009, 07:48 AM
I'm interrupting all the hateration...

Let's talk about sex!!

Sex is great, but talking about sex in public is disgusting.

Hellie
December 24, 2009, 10:05 AM
I used to prefer a cup of tea and Corrie but nowadays I'm just permanently gagging for it:eek:it happens when you hit middle age.:squiffy::rolleyes:

jamescagney
December 24, 2009, 03:45 PM
Sex is great, but talking about sex in public is disgusting.

You mean like Morrissey lyrics?

Or the graphic passages about sex in the Bible?

CrystalGeezer
December 24, 2009, 03:56 PM
You mean like Morrissey lyrics?

Or the graphic passages about sex in the Bible?

From what I've read you're not exactly a big fan of the Bible. :rolleyes:

Seasick
December 24, 2009, 05:31 PM
Lets see, it's legal, It's free, It's fun, It burns calories. That right there is just about as perfect as you can get folks.

jamescagney
December 24, 2009, 06:13 PM
Lets see, it's legal, It's free, It's fun, It burns calories. That right there is just about as perfect as you can get folks.

... and it's an expression of love, and a means to procreate as mandated by Gawd.

But apparently it's evil and wrong. :rolleyes:

Seasick
December 24, 2009, 06:18 PM
... and it's an expression of love, and a means to procreate as mandated by Gawd.

But apparently it's evil and wrong. :rolleyes:

Yep, that too. :blushing:

MuteWitness616
December 27, 2009, 04:41 AM
sex is good

bored
December 28, 2009, 03:47 PM
well, dont wait forever MR, you are too beautiful for that


So the uglier you are the longer you can wait? That' really doesn't make any sense to me.



no matter how long you wait, the odds are whoever you do it with first will not be your first and last
therefore, you should at least find out what all the fuss is about by say, the time you are 21


While the first part of this is true, the second part is an unfair projection of your reality on to someone else's. Everyone should have sex when the time is right and it should not be based on how old they are or simply find out what the fuss is about.

Sorry this is a bit of a dated response but I've basically been away for the past 10 days.

mcrickson
December 28, 2009, 03:51 PM
While the first part of this is true, the second part is an unfair projection of your reality on to someone else's. Everyone should have sex when the time is right and it should not be based on how old they are or simply find out what the fuss is about.

Sorry this is a bit of a dated response but I've basically been away for the past 10 days.

:clap:

therightone
December 29, 2009, 01:07 AM
no comment

Oh my god, it's Robby!
December 29, 2009, 03:24 AM
So the uglier you are the longer you can wait? That' really doesn't make any sense to me.
umm, the issue is not "can wait", my "projection had more to do with that people that others find unattractive, particularly men, well, they have to wait longer, dont you think?




While the first part of this is true, the second part is an unfair projection of your reality on to someone else's. Everyone should have sex when the time is right and it should not be based on how old they are or simply find out what the fuss is about.

Sorry this is a bit of a dated response but I've basically been away for the past 10 days.


ps: ive been away too...

umm, she says she has urges, I am against people repressing those urges in many cases :straightface:
once again, my own personal experiences play a role here, in that I am yet to find there to be anything good about dating people who are sexually novices, thats all
also, I have noticed that there is a link between people having political views I do not agree with and how much they choose to be sexually active
this all could just be in my world though, I mean just because I see 0 reason for people in their late teens to repress their sexuality does not mean others have to
and I am not offering to help MR with any of that, she's too young even for me I think, duh :rolleyes:
lastly, had I known she had I known she had decided to start dating, then I would not have said so much in the first place :cool:

therightone
December 29, 2009, 03:09 PM
no comment

bored
December 29, 2009, 03:58 PM
umm, the issue is not "can wait", my "projection had more to do with that people that others find unattractive, particularly men, well, they have to wait longer, dont you think?


Anyone can get sex. Looks have nothing to do with it. Have you see some of the ugly ass people who are married and have kids? Everyone has their own idea of when it is right and what situation will be right. What works for you may or may not work for others. I stay out of other people's pants unless I'm invited (and it's a woman).




umm, she says she has urges, I am against people repressing those urges in many cases :straightface:
once again, my own personal experiences play a role here, in that I am yet to find there to be anything good about dating people who are sexually novices, thats all
also, I have noticed that there is a link between people having political views I do not agree with and how much they choose to be sexually active
this all could just be in my world though, I mean just because I see 0 reason for people in their late teens to repress their sexuality does not mean others have to
and I am not offering to help MR with any of that, she's too young even for me I think, duh :rolleyes:
lastly, had I known she had I known she had decided to start dating, then I would not have said so much in the first place :cool:

I don't even know how to respond to all this. It's all over the place that I'm not even sure what the point is.

My original point remains, it sounds like you are projecting a lot of your opinions and beliefs based on your experiences on to someone you do not know.

She's trying to find her way. She shared her story. Sometimes it's good to just sit back and listen.

Oh my god, it's Robby!
December 29, 2009, 09:49 PM
I stay out of other people's pants unless I'm invited (and it's a woman).

She's trying to find her way. She shared her story. Sometimes it's good to just sit back and listen.
lets take these two together, I believe the first one implies that you think that my commenting upon another poster's unsolicited declaration regarding "their sex life" was not staying out of their pants :straightface:
if so, then I just think you are too uptight about all this, thats all bored
next is while you are free to just sit back and listen, the simple fact of this thread, if you actually read it, is that my questions are what lead to her actually sharing her story here
this resulted in all of us coming to know this poster a little better and is why I then said:

lastly, had I known she had I known she had decided to start dating, then I would not have said so much in the first place :cool:
and that should have safely put to bed your original point as I see it
but it did not obviously :rolleyes:
here is my guess as to why, you and possibly others are not comfortable with me, an older man, wondering about this "stuff" as it pertains to a much younger woman
furthermore, you even find the need to "defend her" rather than let her speak for herself :confused:
I am of a different mind and believe she can take care of herself and would have said something if not.
I do not accept your implied notion that I made her feel uncomfortable
or that I should feel uncomfortable for my line of questioning
lastly, is what I think lies at the heart of the matter here
which is that given the hypothetical situation of:
knowing of a young person who is not encumbered with regards to dating :blushing:
yet chooses not to date, while also not engaged in some full time enterprise like school or work
AND REMEMBER THAT FACTS AS THEY ARE NOW KNOWN MEAN THAT THE ABOVE DOES APPLY TO "MR"
well, given those facts, I would choose to error on the side of believing that to be something which is cause for alarm :eek:
thankfully, this does not apply to MR, but it might to others here
if so, I hope they can overcome it, unlike many older Morrissey fans
which is why I no longer remain silent on ths issue when it comes up
I really do think that pretending that there is likely nothing wrong with young people who do not even attempt to date is dangerous :crazy:

well, I'd love to get more detailed about my biggest peeve with so many Mozzers is how sexually repressed many seem to me, but I have to get to work now :thumb:

Silke
December 29, 2009, 10:09 PM
Okay lemme break this down
-No, I am not waiting until marriage I just have difficulties tolerating people long enough for anything (thus the fact that I have never been kissed)
-I'm sure I'll understand later, but in my humble (and apparently quite out-dated) opinion, virginity is special and not something I should just go throw away to have away with it.
-I don't turn down people, I don't get asked generally. I'm the chick who hangs out with all the dudes, gets farted on, serves as a skateboard jump, etc.
-Your "Note:" bit went completely over my head. I don't understand at all.

First off, women who display their bellies here in the forums are special by definition. :thumb:
Secondly, ignore what Robby writes. He usually makes a good point, in this case he does not. :p
Thirdly, you want to do some research on fabulous, mind altering sex. It is a well known fact that there are things to be learned and you do not want to start when you have a living object right in front of you. :D You know, books in the library, in the book shop, the movie Reckless,... the Indian one, you know what I mean. This will also make sure that you'll know if men like Robby are just talkers or good in what they are doing. :p
And then there is going to be the odd guy whom you'll just stand naturally closer to, whom you'll have that nice easy conversation with, etc etc etc. Forget about having to ask anybody under some bridge or whatever, it will be nothing like that, you'll just be naturally glued together. :)

Robby, really, you should have written this, you are the overly experienced guy, not me. Only because she decided to date three guys does not mean that she has to let any of those three into her knickers if they fart into her face. :eek:

Barking
December 29, 2009, 10:16 PM
well, I'd love to get more detailed about my biggest peeve with so many Mozzers is how sexually repressed many seem to me

raises paw Present!

Robby, don't forget,
a) without sexually repressed people, you wouldn't have Morrissey songs.

b) some of us never got asked on a date in their lives, (and yet, we sing very well. :squiffy:)

c) some of us found out about sex really late, but found out about masturbation very early (at about the same age Morrissey started singing)

d) Morrissey masturbates quite a lot even though he has loads of different partners and can sing very well.

e) Morrissey had an individual for a ma -a rare ting-, but he has sex with men. I had bizarre parents too.

f) people who don't have much of a sex life can still be interesting, (or sing).

Hope that was helpful.

Don't judge least ye be judged, etc.

Kewpie
December 29, 2009, 10:18 PM
raises paw present!

Robby, don't forget,
a) without sexually repressed people, you wouldn't have Morrissey songs.

b) some of us never got asked on a date in their lives, (and yet, we sing very well)

c) some of us found out about sex really late, but found out about masturbation very early (at about the same age Morrissey started singing)

d) Morrissey masturbates quite a lot even though he has loads of different partners and can sing very well.

e) Morrissey had an individual for a ma -a rare ting-, but he has sex with men. I had bizarre parents too.

f) people who don't have much of a sex life can still be interesting, (or sing).

Hope that was helpful.

Don't judge least ye be judged, etc.

:clap:

Robby should learn to write neatly like you.

Barking
December 29, 2009, 10:19 PM
First off, women who display their bellies here in the forums are special by definition. :thumb:

:thumb: without being asked, note: score doubled!:D

Barking
December 29, 2009, 10:21 PM
:clap:

Robby should learn to write neatly like you.

Jesus, what sort of an end of year is this? Compliments! Compliments! Compliments! Does this mean I'm gonna have a shitty 2010 or something?:eek:

I'm off, I can't take it anymore.:D

Robby could write neatly too, if he knew his alphabet. He was too busy lusting after his teacher to learn it, apparently. (runs)

The Cat's Mother
December 29, 2009, 10:38 PM
d) Morrissey masturbates quite a lot even though he has loads of different partners and can sing very well.



I scanned that sentence in haste and was hit by a mental picture of Morrissey masturbating whilst singing. :eek: He was singing Friday Mourning. :squiffy: A song which is now ruined for me. :tears:

Barking
December 29, 2009, 10:59 PM
I scanned that sentence in haste and was hit by a mental picture of Morrissey masturbating whilst singing. :eek: He was singing Friday Mourning. :squiffy: A song which is now ruined for me. :tears:

:D And who's to say he doesn't? It's perfect Morrissey wanking material that one! Tearful girlie bye bye scene. Wank wank wank. Perhaps he even pictures the shangrilas whilst doing it. :D I wouldn't be surprised...Such imagination...While Jake, Jim or Jasper, waiting for him in his hot water bottle cover, suspects absolutely nothing...:eek: Morrissey, really. Turn it down a bit.


edit: Silke's"Only because she decided to date three guys does not mean that she has to let any of those three into her knickers if they fart into her face" didn't create any kind of mental picture for anybody?

raises paw

The Cat's Mother
December 29, 2009, 11:27 PM
:D And who's to say he doesn't? It's perfect Morrissey wanking material that one! Tearful girlie bye bye scene. Wank wank wank. Perhaps he even pictures the shangrilas whilst doing it. :D I wouldn't be surprised...Such imagination...While Jake, Jim or Jasper, waiting for him in his hot water bottle cover, suspects absolutely nothing...:eek: Morrissey, really. Turn it down a bit.


It might explain why that song starts off really well and then goes a bit wonky. Big fat juicy opener, a Dame Shirley of a chorus.... then the dacryphilia hits in and Alain finds himself on a tea break. :rolleyes:

Barking
December 30, 2009, 11:40 AM
Thanks Cat. Had to google "dacryphilia" and am now reading the BDSM wiki page. Lovely pics, especially the knives one.:yum:

...Who put the M in BDSM?
The use of safewords is all very well but sadly with a deaf old person like him you can scream TURNIP! all you like, there's no stopping him.:crazy: Sad, really, when everyone else's on a tea break he carries on anyway from his own arousal...:sleeping:

...Apart from that, have you ever considered getting a job in Education? Your knowledge is so vast; and you'd make a swell teacher. Primary school canteen lady perhaps? "And now children, here's how to use a spoon properly." :squiffy:

Silke
December 30, 2009, 11:51 AM
edit: Silke's"Only because she decided to date three guys does not mean that she has to let any of those three into her knickers if they fart into her face" didn't create any kind of mental picture for anybody?

raises paw

Typical. You could have imagined something when you read "naturally glued together", but did you do so? No. :doh:

The book that bored wrote about would make a really good read for you on New Year's Eve. :) So much better than obsessing about Morrissey's past friends. Or current ones. By the way, was this your outing above? Did you come out of some closet that we did not know about yet?

For the new year I'd like to have a smilie that looks up and whistles. I need this. I used to use the other one that looks up and does not whistle instead, but it does not carry the meaning that I mean. :o You know, this one. :rolleyes: It is boring, it does not whistle.

Barking
December 30, 2009, 12:22 PM
Typical. You could have imagined something when you read "naturally glued together", but did you do so? No. :doh:

The book that bored wrote about would make a really good read for you on New Year's Eve. :) So much better than obsessing about Morrissey's past friends. Or current ones. By the way, was this your outing above? Did you come out of some closet that we did not know about yet?

For the new year I'd like to have a smilie that looks up and whistles. I need this. I used to use the other one that looks up and does not whistle instead, but it does not carry the meaning that I mean. :o You know, this one. :rolleyes: It is boring, it does not whistle.

well I'm planning to have a Morrissey-free 2010 I'll have you know hence this current love fest, not to regret anything. But it's like watching a guy setting himself on fire on a plane with Snooty as the air hostess, I can't stop watching. Plus I'm stressed at the moment. :straightface: (Morrissey is the only person who doesn't stress when he's virtually homeless. It helps to have cash...)

Hell, why am I even apologizing? :D

Closet? Hmmmmmm no, none I can think of...

I don't have time to read I'm to busy looking for a place to live and surfing Msolo.

I personally think the :rolleyes: smiley smiles too much.:mad: (Me I don't smile when I roll my eyes!)

The Cat's Mother
December 30, 2009, 01:23 PM
Thanks Cat. Had to google "dacryphilia" and am now reading the BDSM wiki page. Lovely pics, especially the knives one.:yum:

...Who put the M in BDSM?
The use of safewords is all very well but sadly with a deaf old person like him you can scream TURNIP! all you like, there's no stopping him.:crazy: Sad, really, when everyone else's on a tea break he carries on anyway from his own arousal...:sleeping:

...Apart from that, have you ever considered getting a job in Education? Your knowledge is so vast; and you'd make a swell teacher. Primary school canteen lady perhaps? "And now children, here's how to use a spoon properly." :squiffy:

I vaguely remember writing RPG as an S&M dom who gave a client the safe word "harbour", which was (amongst the orgiastic cries echoing around the dungeon) misheard as "harder!". Ah, happy early intranet days....

If Morrissey doesn't call his next live DVD "Scream Turnip All You Like" he's quite genuinely lost the plot. :thumb:

My sister is a school dinner lady. Those in her care who cannot be persuaded to use a soup spoon in the correct fashion are brought to my garden for rendering down for hen food. Even in 2009, there must be standards.

jamescagney
December 30, 2009, 01:27 PM
:D And who's to say he doesn't? It's perfect Morrissey wanking material that one! Tearful girlie bye bye scene. Wank wank wank.

It doesn't really make that noise, does it? :eek:

If it does, you may be doing it wrong.

Our theory is that when M does it, it sounds like an oboe. That's why you hear an oboe creeping in during the naughty bits of his songs like "It's not your birthday anymore" and "Whatever happens, I love you." Or rather, we assume it's Boz playing an an oboe, but it's really just emanating from His groin. Listen for it, it makes the songs more interesting.



The use of safewords is all very well but sadly with a deaf old person like him you can scream TURNIP! all you like, there's no stopping him.:crazy:


Oh, don't worry, he'll be wearing his hearing aid.

What, you thought that was just a prop? ;)



Does this mean I'm gonna have a shitty 2010 or something?:eek:

All signs point to "yes."

The Cat's Mother
December 30, 2009, 01:33 PM
It doesn't really make that noise, does it? :eek:

If it does, you may be doing it wrong.



This calls for a poll. Wankwankwank, fappfappfapp, slickslapslick....?

Barking
December 30, 2009, 01:43 PM
All signs point to "yes."

Well if that includes vomiting in TCM's garden for poultry nurishment, I'll consider 2010 a very good year actually. I'm not fussy. But thanks for your kind encouraging words.:)

All the signs before pointed to, "Yes, yes, yes, Oooooooooooooooooh yes, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! -oboe-).

So things are defo looking up. :thumb:

(How 'bout, "schlokschlokschlokschlok"?)

jamescagney
December 30, 2009, 01:57 PM
This calls for a poll. Wankwankwank, fappfappfapp, slickslapslick....?

I'm sure many a young kid (girls especially) have heard people making the "pppthwt pppthwt pppthwt" noise with their mouths to represent ejaculation, and were surprised in real life to find it doesn't actually make that sound!

I've also heard that the output is sometimes described as being like "jelly," and as a result some girls were picturing it as being purple like grape jelly!

And I've read that some boys, when doing it, um, "Solow" for the first time, were scared they had broken something when it all comes out.

Ah, good times.

The Cat's Mother
December 30, 2009, 02:05 PM
I'm sure many a young kid (girls especially) have heard people making the "pppthwt pppthwt pppthwt" noise with their mouths to represent ejaculation, and were surprised in real life to find it doesn't actually make that sound!

I've also heard that the output is sometimes described as being like "jelly," and as a result some girls were picturing it as being purple like grape jelly!

And I've read that some boys, when doing it, um, "Solow" for the first time, were scared they had broken something when it all comes out.

Ah, good times.

:D I honestly can't remember trying to impersonate wank noises when I were a lass. Must've grown up in more innocent times.

Jelly/jam/(jello?)..... our division by a common language has much to answer for when it comes to imagery... :squiffy:

mick ransommich
December 30, 2009, 02:10 PM
'I honestly can't remember trying to impersonate wank noises when I were a lass.'

:cool: I'm betting nobody has ever uttered this sentence - Ever :thumb:

Silke
December 30, 2009, 04:18 PM
well I'm planning to have a Morrissey-free 2010 I'll have you know hence this current love fest, not to regret anything. But it's like watching a guy setting himself on fire on a plane with Snooty as the air hostess, I can't stop watching. Plus I'm stressed at the moment. :straightface: (Morrissey is the only person who doesn't stress when he's virtually homeless. It helps to have cash...)


I know the feeling. We need to move on. :) He is currently sitting at a sunny beach with his PA and Julia on one side and his mother on the other anyway, while we are here in wintery Europe and enjoying sex in bright candle light. :D


Well if that includes vomiting in TCM's garden for poultry nurishment, I'll consider 2010 a very good year actually. I'm not fussy. But thanks for your kind encouraging words.:)

All the signs before pointed to, "Yes, yes, yes, Oooooooooooooooooh yes, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! -oboe-).



:rofl:

So are you back to talk about sex with another person or are you still on about this other stuff?

Good luck in finding this new place to have lovely, cosy hours at. :)

therightone
December 30, 2009, 04:39 PM
no comment

CrystalGeezer
December 30, 2009, 04:45 PM
Where was I during the onomonapeic masturbation discussions? :tears: I hate when hanging out with my friends cuts into funtiem internettiemz.

Barking
December 30, 2009, 05:35 PM
while we are here in wintery Europe and enjoying sex in bright candle light. :D

:eek: Is this what we're doing? I thought we were just surfing the 'net!

http://www.mykarmasutrabuddy.com/[/QUOTE]

:thumb: thankyouthankyouthankyou!

therightone
December 30, 2009, 05:37 PM
no comment

Barking
December 30, 2009, 05:46 PM
Mypleasure...and theirs...:D

Yes I see you're troubled, you can't quote properly anymore.:squiffy:

shame they haven't got animals. I wonder what a chihuahua / great Dane combination would look like for the pile driver...:confused:

Silke
December 30, 2009, 06:47 PM
:eek: Is this what we're doing? I thought we were just surfing the 'net!

http://www.mykarmasutrabuddy.com/

I was j-o-k-i-n-g.

The buddies are fun to watch, thank you. I think I'll stick to long walks, yoga and swimming. :)