Listen up Yanks

[Mr England]

I'm English and I have great teeth, so have all my friends, so what the heck are all you fat, hulking yanks wittering on about ?

Anyway I'd rather have bad teeth than a body shape that more closey resembles a bin liner full of yoghurt than the human form.

Now throw them Twinkies away, put yer track suit on, loose the attitude and start exercising.

Mr England (Home of The Beatles, The Smiths and most great people from history)

By the way, this post isn't directed at the nice Americans who aren't anything like I described - just the jelly bellies.

[Concerned fan]

when did you get your false teeth? or caps?

> I'm English and I have great teeth, so have all my friends, so what the
> heck are all you fat, hulking yanks wittering on about ?

> Anyway I'd rather have bad teeth than a body shape that more closey
> resembles a bin liner full of yoghurt than the human form.

> Now throw them Twinkies away, put yer track suit on, loose the attitude
> and start exercising.

> Mr England (Home of The Beatles, The Smiths and most great people from
> history)

> By the way, this post isn't directed at the nice Americans who aren't
> anything like I described - just the jelly bellies.

[SimplyThrilledHoney]

Why is that every week some jerk decides to start and "England vs. America" thread? Is your life so pointless you have have to sit at your computer picking petty fights? How old are you? Eleven?

This is a stupid, tired old argument ..... give it up. I'm neither Brit nor Yank, so I have no major side here. I've travelled extensively in both places though, and they're both great - except that you can't get a decent espresso in either of them.

Oh, and they're nothing wrong with British teeth.

STH

[Mr. World]

[Oooph]

Yeah, I agree. These debates are lame.

Anyway, I'm not from the UK/USA either and the teeth thing isn't true (I even live in the UK at the moment, and you rarely see people with bad teeth!) The American weight problem is, of course, true though...

America does have a lot of cool stuff, but the UK is where its at, baby!

[Little Miss Curious]

> Yeah, I agree. These debates are lame.

> Anyway, I'm not from the UK/USA either and the teeth thing isn't true (I
> even live in the UK at the moment, and you rarely see people with bad
> teeth!) The American weight problem is, of course, true though...

> America does have a lot of cool stuff, but the UK is where its at, baby!

Thank you!